Republic of China: My great warlord, many children, many blessings.

Shen Hao released Ren Tingting from his arms, pulled Uncle Jiu aside, and whispered, "To be honest, Uncle Jiu, I encountered a beautiful female ghost a few days ago, and I couldn't resist, so I slept with her."

Were we greeted?

Did you sleep with a female ghost?

Uncle Jiu was dumbfounded. Did this magistrate have such a heavy taste?

Unable to resist, he asked, "Lord Shen, do you mean you know that woman is a ghost?"

Shen Hao said, "I know that, but I can't help it. I happen to have some things I want to ask Uncle Jiu."

Uncle Nine asked doubtfully, "Lord Shen, why don't you just say so? If I can help you, I certainly will."

"This female ghost is quite powerful. Every time I fight her, I feel completely drained and incredibly weak. Uncle Jiu, do you have any way to help me?" Shen Hao asked.

65. I want a cultivation method that allows for both weekends off.

Uncle Nine said, "Lord Shen, I can help you get rid of this female ghost, and then your health will naturally improve."

If we eliminate the female ghost, what use are you?

What I want is to continue playing poker with Dong Xiaoyu.

"What I need is a way to be with a female ghost without harming my body."

Uncle Nine was dumbfounded.

He stared at Shen Hao with an incredulous expression.

Damn it, he was hugging and cuddling with Miss Ren just now, and now he's looking for a female ghost.

He even preys on female ghosts; what a beast!

Uncle Nine's worldview has collapsed.

It's unbelievable that someone would like a female ghost.

After thinking for a moment, Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "Humans and ghosts are different. Lord Shen, you are only a mortal. If you spend too much time with a female ghost, your yang energy will be drained."

I advise you to cut off all contact with the female ghost as soon as possible, lest it bring misfortune upon your family.”

Shen Hao was taken aback; there seemed to be a solution in those words.

What does "mortal body" mean?

"Uncle Jiu, do you mean that as long as I'm not a mortal, I can have sex with a female ghost? Is that what you mean?" Shen Hao asked.

Uncle Nine was stunned for a moment, staring at Shen Hao in astonishment.

I never expected Shen Hao's thinking to be so unique.

But he still nodded and said, "That's true. As long as you succeed in your cultivation, you won't be afraid of female ghosts."

"Uncle Jiu, how should I cultivate?" Shen Hao asked curiously.

Seeing this, Uncle 887 shook his head and said, "In the Dharma-ending Age, the path of cultivation has been blocked; it's impossible."

Moreover, even if one cultivates, there won't be much progress. Of course, unless one has the help of the essence of a primordial spirit beast, one might succeed, but forget about it otherwise.

Shen Hao, skeptical, said, "It doesn't matter whether it works or not. Can Uncle Jiu's cultivation method be passed on to outsiders?"

Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "Mine is a cultivation method from the Maoshan School, mainly used for dealing with evil spirits and catching ghosts. I really don't have the kind of cultivation method you're looking for."

Shen Hao was taken aback: "Are those different cultivation methods?"

Uncle Nine coughed awkwardly and said, "Well, if Lord Shen wants to get entangled with a female ghost, ordinary cultivation methods will definitely not work. He must be proficient in the cultivation method of dual cultivation, then perhaps it will be possible."

Heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, and so are men and women.

Humans and ghosts are destined to be apart, which is why they cannot be together.

Because female ghosts are different from women, the pure yin energy in a woman can combine with that of a man without causing harm; both parties will benefit.

However, the female ghost no longer felt pain because she had no physical body to support her soul, so she had no vital energy, and her yin energy was entirely yin and evil energy.

People with weak constitutions can fall seriously ill even from absorbing just a little bit of it.

It can be said that, Lord Shen, your physical condition is already very good among ordinary people.

Shen Hao's eyes lit up when he heard about the two-day weekend method.

Although his talent for hard work is commendable, his kidneys are not a perpetual motion machine.

"Uncle Jiu, where would you find such a method for achieving a two-day weekend?"

Seeing Shen Hao's excited expression, Uncle Nine hesitated for a moment before saying, "We at Maoshan really don't have such a thing. Perhaps Longhu Mountain and other Taoist sects have it, but this kind of thing is just a minor practice and not something that can be taken seriously."

It's obvious that Uncle Nine looks down on this kind of person.

Shen Hao was somewhat disappointed; damn it, he'd talked for so long but hadn't said anything at all.

Forget it, let's just rely on the system.

Uncle Nine glanced at the sky outside and said solemnly, "Lord Shen, if there are any cultivation techniques of this kind in the future, I can help you look for them."

The most important thing now, in my opinion, is to burn Master Ren's body to prevent him from turning into a zombie.

Shen Hao nodded and said, "Alright, then let's burn it."

Having received Shen Hao's approval, he walked to Shen Hao's side and said to Ren Tingting, "Miss Ren, Master Ren was killed by Old Master Ren, who had turned into a zombie."

The corpse had turned purplish-black, indicating it had been poisoned by a zombie.

"They'll turn into zombies tonight, so we need to burn the bodies beforehand."

Upon hearing this, Ren Tingting hurriedly shook her head and said, "No, it's better to be buried in the ground. If I burn my father to death, he will definitely resent me if he knows in the afterlife."

Left with no other choice, Uncle Nine could only look at Shen Hao.

Why keep these menacing zombies if you're not going to burn them?

But you could see Ren Tingting's pitiful eyes, looking at Shen Hao with a pleading expression.

If they forcibly burn Mr. Ren's body, Ren Tingting will definitely feel resentful.

That's not what Shen Hao (bdej) wants.

How can you feel good about getting a scratch on your new car before you even drive it?

Shen Hao cannot do such a thing.

The meat hasn't even reached my mouth yet, so it can't taste bad.

Women are a magical species; they think differently from men and lack a sense of crisis.

In their minds, making a mistake is no big deal, as long as it is corrected.

Shen Hao understands women quite well.

I don't argue with women.

It's foolish to try to reason with a woman.

In his past life, Shen Hao had slept with many women. Money was one reason, but another was that he couldn't stand arguing with women.

The lesson I've learned over the years boils down to one thing: talk to a woman according to her emotions, say whatever she wants to hear, and you'll be able to get her to agree to anything.

This method has proven effective time and again.

Besides, with over 200 people around him, Shen Hao didn't take a mere zombie seriously.

Women only learn from their mistakes.

Thinking of this, Shen Hao said, "I'll do whatever Tingting says. Whatever she says goes."

Sure enough, Ren Tingting was deeply moved by Shen Hao's words, and her gaze towards him became even more adoring.

She took the initiative to lie in Shen Hao's arms and said softly, "Lord Shen, you are so good to me."

Shen Hao gently stroked Ren Tingting's hair and said, "Be good, if I don't love you, who will? Don't call me 'adult' anymore."

A hint of anticipation and shyness flashed in Ren Tingting's beautiful eyes. Her big, watery eyes looked at Shen Hao, her heart pounding with excitement.

What should I call you then?

Call me husband or master.

Shen Hao gently flicked Ren Tingting's nose and smiled;

In an instant, Ren Tingting's fair and delicate cheeks were flushed, and she felt as sweet as if she had eaten honey.

"Um"

Uncle Nine, standing to the side, felt a wave of nausea.

"Lord Shen, what if the body turns into a zombie if we don't burn it?" Uncle Nine said hurriedly.

Shen Hao glared at Uncle Jiu and said, "Why are you such a straight man?"

Once they turn into zombies, they can be burned, and that will solve the problem.

"What are you afraid of with so many people?"

After Shen Hao finished speaking, he said to everyone, "Go find a net, and take as many chains and ropes as you can."

"Yes"