Pokémon: Starting with a strongman and a slacker

"Humanity?"

Tianxi turned her gaze to Bai Jing, and asked in confusion, "How come there are humans here?"

"Dianci..."

Bai Jing had barely opened his mouth when he was threatened by the minister again, "You must address him as Your Majesty!"

"Okay, Diancie!"

"presumptuous!"

Bai Jing was furious. "You're the ones who are being presumptuous! She's your queen, not mine. Don't try to judge me by your standards!"

"Tianci, you have seriously neglected your duty. The secret realm has opened, yet you are not guarding the entrance. Arceus is extremely dissatisfied with you!"

"what?"

Diancie exclaimed in surprise, "The secret realm has already opened? What are we going to do?"

"I'm sorry, I overslept! Waaah~~ I made a mistake!"

Well, Her Majesty the Queen, the divine beast who rules over a region, is now deeply remorseful.

"Your Majesty, it's not your fault, it's not your fault!"

"We wanted you to sleep a little longer, that's why we didn't wake you!"

"It's all our fault, please don't blame yourselves!"

The ministers took turns trying to appease him.

This is no divine beast queen, she's just a spoiled child!

"This human has offended Her Majesty the Queen. Arrest him and imprison him!"

Bai Jing's eyes widened, about to erupt in anger, but Tianxi quickly said, "No, don't do anything rash!"

"It is I who have failed the Creator God's trust, it has nothing to do with him!"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Bai Jing urged, "Tianxi, it's not too late to make amends now. Quickly hand over the key to the secret realm to me, and you'll have completed the mission. Arceus won't blame you then!"

"Yes!"

"for you!"

Diancie took out the key and waved as she floated toward Bai Jing.

The key to the secret realm was obtained so easily that Bai Jing was both amused and exasperated. It was far too easy!

Sure enough, naive and innocent girls are easy to fool!

The ministers, however, were displeased. "Human, the key has been given to you. You can leave now!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, you cunning humans!"

"How could you do this? It's not easy for a human to come as a guest; we should treat him well!"

Diancie is so much better! You don't have to entertain me, just give me lots of gems!

Diancie smiled and said, "Human guest, do you like to eat minerals? They're delicious!"

Bai Jing's face turned green upon hearing this!

"Haha, Your Majesty, you can eat it yourself. My teeth aren't that good!"

The ministers burst into laughter, "Your Majesty, humans can't eat minerals; they'll get indigestion!"

No, no, no, this isn't just indigestion; it's an inability to digest at all, and it can even cause poisoning!

"Is that so? Then what do they eat?"

Bai Jing said with a sinister smile, "Your Majesty, we humans eat meat, such as elven meat, like these ministers. It tastes delicious when roasted!"

"Really? Ministers can be grilled? I've never tried that before!"

This time, the ministers' faces turned green, because Diancie's eyes were gleaming eerily as she stared at them.

"Your Majesty, we don't taste good... no, we can't eat them, we can't kill our own kind!"

"Hehe... I was just kidding. It's so funny to see you all so scared!"

It's not fun at all, okay?

"Ahem~ Your Majesty, could you please ask these troublesome fellows to leave? I have something to discuss with you!"

"no!"

The ministers were furious!

"Human boy, what are you up to?"

"Are you trying to bully Her Majesty the Queen?"

What bad intentions could I possibly have? I just want to swindle some gems!

Chapter 345 Poverty Limits My Imagination

"You all get out!"

"Her Majesty the Queen!"

"It's alright, go out!"

The ministers angrily dragged Bai Jing out, not forgetting to issue a warning.

"Human, if you dare to bully or deceive Her Majesty the Queen, we will not let you get away with it!"

Bai Jing curled his lip. "If I weren't afraid of Diancie, I would have arrested you all and auctioned you off."

You should know that the lower half of the small diamond is a real diamond, and a very large one at that!

"Okay, what's on your mind?"

"Your Majesty, have you ever eaten human food?"

"Can I eat your human food?"

"Of course! We humans have specially made all kinds of food for elves, with various flavors to suit elves of different attributes. It's guaranteed to taste much better than your ore!"

"Really?"

With bright, sparkling eyes, Diancie was shy and hesitant.

"Um...can you...can you...do that?"

Which one is it? If it's that one, I'm sorry I can't help it, you're too hard!

Bai Jing very considerately took out a rock-type food, a fairy-type food, a rock-type energy block, and a fairy-type energy cube.

"Here, have a taste!"

"Thank...thank you!"

Tianxi swallowed hard, looking both eager and embarrassed, but ultimately couldn't resist the temptation and started eating!

"Wow~ This is so delicious! I've never eaten such delicious food before!"

"Right? Please eat as much as you like, don't be shy!"

Even though she was in a hurry, Diancie ate elegantly, demonstrating good manners.

It quickly devoured all four portions of food, but still seemed unsatisfied, wanting more but too shy to ask – it was incredibly cute!

"Your Majesty, would you like to eat more?"

"Mmm...Mmm!"

It's shy!

"I have some more here, you can have them!"

Diancie's eyes lit up!

"However, as a queen, it's not proper for you to eat my food for free; you'll be scolded, won't you?"

Diancie said shyly, "Yes, that's very rude!"

Hehe, they've taken the bait!

"How about this, we switch? That way you won't take advantage of me!"

"Sure, what would you like to change to?"

"Can I exchange it for the gems here?"

·· ·····Requesting flowers· ······

"No problem, they're just my toys, I can have as many as I want!"

Tianxi waved her hand generously, "Take whatever you want!"

Holy crap! This is a super-rich person, their wealth is simply inhuman!

"Then it's settled!"

Bai Jing took out all the rock-type and fairy-type food he had and piled it into a small mountain, which made Diancie's eyes light up!

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