Genshin Impact: Void Celestial God, Join Chat Group

Aizen Standing in the Sky: Refusing to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection), starting with me.

The Void Star God: It's true. Keqing slept with me yesterday, then said she was breaking up with me, without giving me any room for negotiation. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Amiya the little rabbit: I feel so sorry for Void Giant, don't be sad.

Himouto! Umaru-chan: Breaking up must be really painful, but Venus-kun, can you elaborate on what happened during our sex life?

The Void Star God: It's so painful. I was deceived both physically and emotionally.

Super, incredibly cute bug: Don't be sad, Void Giant. Anyway, your body isn't worth much. Does that make you feel better?

Su Xiaoxiao: Otherwise, cough cough, I could send some silly selfies to make the Void Giant a little happier.

Garen isn't gay: Hey guys, can't you guys comfort Void Giant properly? You still have to rely on me, Void Giant. Don't be sad, the next girl will be even better. I'll be your wingman then.

Indigo standing in the sky: For positive energy, you still have to look to my Garen massage parlor.

The Empty Star God: I have already passed through the corpse, and I am not here (already blackened)

Su Xiaoxiao: What Martian language?

Garen is not gay: My heart is dead, I will never love again. (This is a translation.)

Amiya the bunny: Cheer up, Void Giant! Maybe Keqing wouldn't want you to be like this either.

The Void Star God: How come he knows again? It's a flavor only I know.

Super incredibly cute bug: ? ? ?

Garen isn't gay: How would she know about translating Martian language? It's a flavor only I know.

Himouto! Umaru-chan: Oh no, oh no, Void Giant is going to break! Garen, didn't you say you had some good news? Tell Void Giant something to cheer it up!

Garen isn't gay: Um, maybe it's better not to say.

Super, incredibly cute bug: Garen, tell us already!

Garen isn't gay: Uh, okay, actually I really don't want to say it, but it's that Katarina accepted my marriage proposal.

Void Star God: What?

Super, incredibly cute bug: You're kidding!

Aizen, standing in the sky: Bullshit!

Qianwumei Xiaomi: Baga!

Void Star God: No, no! I need to pull myself together. Even a straight guy like Garen can find a girlfriend, what right do I have to wallow in depravity?

Amiya the bunny: Void Giant, that's the spirit! Keep it up!

Garen isn't gay: Hey, hey, hey, that's too much, Void Giant! I really comforted you when you were heartbroken!

Void Star God: These are two different things. I'm happy that you can comfort Void, but Void absolutely cannot accept the fact that you're no longer single.

?Sand stick?Sand stick?Sand stick?Request flowers?Sand stick?

Su Xiaoxiao: Exactly!

Garen isn't gay: No, I'm not a real old man. I became the General of Demacia at a young age, and... wait, never mind, there's nothing to argue about.

A tiny tornado: Why not argue?

Garen isn't gay: Carter said she doesn't like me arguing with others, that I'm rude, and she doesn't like rude men, hehe.

Void Star God: Ugh, this is worse than being killed!

Aizen, standing in the sky: Although I've never met Miss Carter, she's truly a good person.

Su Xiaoxiao: Garen, you're so, so greasy!!!

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Garen isn't gay: Well, it's alright, hehe. Katarina said she just likes my silly side.

Super, invincible, and incredibly cute bug: Oh no, the Honkai energy inside me is about to go berserk, I'm going to beat up Uncle Garen!

Garen isn't gay: You can kill me now, anyway, Katarina will still love me.

Void Star God: I... I can't breathe.

Garen is not gay: Oh, right, the engagement is in a bit, everyone come right now, you all have to be there, otherwise it's disrespectful to me, everyone come!

Su Xiaoxiao: They're getting engaged so soon, that's fast!

The Void Star God: I want to sit at the table where the biggest drinkers are, and I won't leave until I'm completely drunk.

Super, incredibly cute bug: I want to sit next to the Void Giant!

Garen is not gay: Okay, okay, come on over, I'll open the door for you!

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Laughing Person Aha: I'm dying of laughter, ix actually got dumped, is there a better joke of the year than this?

Laughing Person Aha: Where are they?

Am I in an unpopular group chat?

Laughing Person Aha: I fucking hate this system! It bans me every day, you bastard... and then it bans you, you know what? You're just a...

The entertainer, Aha, was silenced.

Chapter Seventy-Eight: Papaya Star Spirit, Killing You a Thousand Times Wouldn't Be Enough

Demacia.

A grand banquet was held.

No one could have imagined that Demacia, the invader and the invaded, and Noxus would form a political alliance.

Everyone knows.

Such a marriage is unstable and could easily become a political sacrifice.

Only those who truly desire peace dare to sacrifice their love for this political game.

Therefore.

Everyone deeply respects Garen for marrying Carter.

"A soldier at the gate said."

"General Garen, his indomitable spirit is the most sacred I have ever seen. If soldiers have their own color, then it must be General Garen!"

"You're so arrogant, aren't you!" Su Xiaoxiao knocked the soldier unconscious with a stick.

Ye Yu and the others all gave her a thumbs up.

Garen shrugged.

"Why, why do you envy my beauty and excellence? These things belong only to Carter."

"Ugh~"

Aizen patted Garen on the shoulder.

"Len, you must cherish Carter, because you'll never find another girl like her who's willing to marry you, you know that?"

"Hey, what do you mean?!"

Garen led everyone to the engagement party.

The atmosphere here, however, is thick with tension.

Carter's father, the legendary Noxian general Ducao, did not come in person. It is said that he was a doting father and could not accept the idea of ​​his daughter getting married. Therefore, Darius, the Hand of Noxus, another extremely important commander of Noxus, came in his place.

Darius agreed to attend Ducao's engagement party not to offer his blessings.

To be precise, it was intended to make things difficult for them.

He wants to disrupt the marriage between Garen and Katarina, which is good for that damned daughter-obsessed Dukao, and also good for Noxus so it can continue its invasion of Demacia.

Therefore.

At the engagement party, Darius, who was already tall and imposing, and who had an even more infamous reputation in the game, exuded an aura of "I am the biggest villain."

He grinned when he saw Garen arrive.

"Jie Jie Jie~"

"General Demacia has arrived."

"I don't mean to be mean, but you Demacians are so hypocritical. You say you love something, but then you send a diamond and throw a banquet, and you want to take away Noxus's most prized jewel? Isn't that ridiculous? Haha, I'm just saying, take it with a grain of salt."

"The most important thing about an engagement is to be happy~~~"

The Demacian nobles' faces darkened.

Everyone was unhappy, saying that they shouldn't have invited the Noxians; you can't expect anything good to come out of a dog's mouth.

Garen frowned as he spoke.

"What does General Darius think I should send?"

"If you ask me, armor crafted by the demigod Ornn himself, weapons from the Darkin, and the blessing of the Protoss from Mount Targon—how about that? It's not too much to ask, is it?" Darius said casually.