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Chapter Forty-Seven: Spanking Ji's Buttocks

Yellow-haired wanted criminal.

An accomplice of the executive officer, who assisted Huang Mao in escaping.

With conclusive evidence, they were all detained.

Things went so smoothly in the prison cell.

Ye Yu felt as if she were dreaming.

Qianyan Jun, with a solemn expression, spoke to Ye Yu in the prison cell.

"Young man, you've done a great job catching the suspect in the assassination attempt on the Emperor. I think you'll be able to make a double jump by the end of this year, going from a recruit to a company commander."

"Forehead..."

Yoru wanted to say something.

But in the end.

He didn't say it.

What the hell is going on?

Back to the dinner at Liuli Pavilion.

I heard that Zhongli really fainted from anger and was sent to Bubulu by Hutao.

Keqing and the others returned to their posts because of the capture of Ying and Datalia and the progress made in the matter of the assassination attempt on the Emperor.

The New Year's Eve dinner, which should have been a perfect occasion, was ruined just like that.

Ye Yu plopped down on the ground, muttering to himself.

"I spent money on Mora to order a whole table of food, and now it's all being wasted? My Mora, my wonderful New Year's Eve dinner."

Three silly geese, Su Xiaoxiao, Kiana, and Xiaomai, have all made their appearance.

They realized they had caused trouble.

"We're sorry, we... we know we were wrong."

Kiana's head drooped, looking cute but not very bright.

Ye Yu couldn't accept this at all; his eyes were very stern.

"If admitting mistakes was enough, what would be the point of having the Thousand Rock Army?"

"One by one, they lay face down on the table, their butts sticking up."

"Waaaaah..." Kiana and the other two cried, knowing they were about to get a spanking from Void Giant again.

My butt, my butt is going to burst open.

although.

The three of them were reluctant, but they still climbed up.

Ye Yu showed no mercy.

'Slap' 'Slap' 'Slap'

The deadly triple loop went up.

"Waaaaah, Void Giant, it hurts so much! Mei has never hit me like this before!" Kiana whimpered.

Ye Yu had a stern face.

"You still feel pain? Tell me, where did you go wrong?"

Su Xiaoxiao raised her hand with tears in her eyes and said.

"We shouldn't have been late, causing Xu Wu Ju Ju to miss the New Year's Eve dinner he'd been looking forward to for so long!"

Kiana chattered away.

"Yes, yes, I'm really hungry now too."

Umaru blinked.

"Can we have some golden shrimp balls later?"

"I want to eat sweet flower-stuffed chicken!"

"Almond tofu! You absolutely have to try that!"

ha?

Ye Yu was dumbfounded.

You three are really a handful.

Am I the kind of person who would throw a tantrum just because I can't have New Year's Eve dinner?

The corners of his mouth twitched.

"The three of you have no idea how serious this is. Don't you know that Zhongli is the Emperor? The Emperor's faked death was a scheme to incite a war between Osael and Liyue, and to test whether the Seven Stars of Liyue have the ability to govern?"

"Ying and Tadalia are both pawns of the Emperor."

now.

Su Xiaoxiao was stunned.

"Xiao Mai, didn't you say you were playing up to the Osiris vs. Liyue arc?"

"Huh? Why are you suddenly talking about me, Xiaoxiao? Didn't Kiana say that all the Executors are bad guys?"

"Waaaa, Kiana doesn't know anything~"

"It's all Umaru's fault!"

"No, Kiana has a problem too."

"Xiaoxiao should apologize to Void Giant properly."

The three clowns started fighting amongst themselves, just like that.

Ye Yu was stunned, as if she were a statue.

Three idiots, completely clueless, managed to turn the Liyue storyline upside down.

Are you... perhaps you were raised on a path of pleasure?

but.

until now.

The three girls still didn't realize where they had gone wrong.

Ye Yu slammed his hand on the table and said.

"You simply don't understand where you went wrong."

"Disrupting the plot is not important, arresting the wrong person is not important, but why do you still insist that you know me even though I'm giving you all these signals?"

"Do you even know I'm on vacation? On vacation! Don't make me work while I'm on vacation!!!"

This reason was sufficient for Ye Yu to abandon the void, but in order to emphasize his legitimacy, Ye Yu still made up a few more excuses.

"Not only that, do you know that Zhongli and I are close friends despite our age difference? He also contributed to the Qianyan Army."

"You've ruined his plans, how am I supposed to explain this to my friends?"

"Do you know how complicated adult social interactions are?!"

Ye Yu slapped his thigh as he spoke excitedly.

but.

In return, she received disdainful looks from Kiana and the other two girls.

"Void Giant, always slacking off!"

"It's outrageous that they spanked us for something like this!"

“You guys, don’t underestimate my vacation, no, I mean my adult social life. You have to understand, Zhongli is the Rock King Emperor, but on the surface I’m just an ordinary person. I know I’ve messed up his affairs, and he knows I’ve messed up his affairs, but I’m just an ordinary person, so I have to pretend I don’t know I’ve messed up his affairs. He is the Rock King Emperor, so he also has to pretend he doesn’t care that I’ve messed up his affairs.”

"Tell me, even if I want to make amends for this, what should I do?"

Ye Yu excitedly said a lot.

The logic was so complex that it left Kiana and the other two completely bewildered.

but.

Kiana, with her simple mind, still enthusiastically offered her advice.

"It's alright. If Xu Wu Ju Ju and Mr. Zhong Li are friends, just send them a little something, and they'll definitely forget about it."

"Yes, yes, I think so too."

"That's not right. Logically speaking, why would Void Giant, an ordinary person who doesn't know about the Emperor's plan, give a gift to Zhongli for no reason?"

"It's okay, as long as we're friends, there's absolutely no problem."