Wuxia Chat Group: I'm a cultivator!

"I wonder what they'll be performing?"

The family members of the chat group were filled with anticipation, temporarily abandoning their desire for the spirit pet's approval, and all turned their attention to the high platform.

"The first act is a performance by Xiong Ba and a female ghost in the Qi Refining Realm, where a mortal is drained of his yang energy by the female ghost."

..... ...... .......

To facilitate transactions with the chat group, Ye Hao's storage bag was a huge treasure trove, capable of containing everything, and could provide the female ghost needed for the show.

Xiong Ba: "???"

I haven't offended you, have I?

I'm your lackey!

How could you do this to me?

Chatter user: "???"

We're not going to be a similar show, are we?

The family members: "???"

It felt a little eerie and a little scary.

But I'm really looking forward to it.

"Xiong Ba, don't worry. You are not only at the third level of Qi Refining, but also at the peak of Grandmaster. The female ghost absorbing a few breaths of yang energy will not have any effect on you."

Ye Hao reassured him.

"The second program is a performance by Chen Jinnan and a fox spirit at the Qi Refining stage, where a scholar is seduced by a fox spirit."

Ye Hao then announced the content of the second program.

Chen Jinnan: "?炷?炷".

Great Immortal, I am still a virgin!

What if I can't hold on?

"Gulu~"

The others in the chat group no longer had any hope; they looked tense and couldn't help but swallow hard.

"The third program features Ip Man and a Crimson Blood Bear Demon, a peak Qi Refining Realm demon beast, performing a battle between human cultivators and demons."

Ip Man: "?Chocolate?Chocolate".

Although I am capable of defending against attacks from Foundation Establishment Realm level combatants, my own strength is only at the third level of Qi Refining!

Was the performance brutally criticized?

? 炷

"The twelfth act is a performance by Qiao Feng and a puppet at the third level of Qi Refining, depicting a martial arts master battling a cultivator."

After Ye Hao announced the list of twelve programs and performers, he seemed oblivious to the utterly dejected expressions on the faces of the chattering crowd, and proceeded to announce...

"The performance begins!"

Chapter 135 Double the Joy! This is what cultivation is all about!

"Father, what does it feel like to have your yang energy drained by a female ghost? Does it hurt?"

"Dad, I will no longer practice Wing Chun. I, Ye Zhun, will focus on cultivating immortality. Not only will those who practice martial arts be unable to hit me, but I will also be more resistant to beatings."

"Sixth Brother, Seventh Brother, you are still young! Especially Sixth Brother, you are about to marry Ji Xiaofu of the Emei Sect, but you blushed when the vixen just glanced at you."

"It's great to be able to fly. Even if I can't beat someone who practices martial arts, I can just run away. If I were to fight someone who practices martial arts, I would fly over his head every day and throw stones at him from the sky."

?炷?炷

The people chatting were experiencing incredibly complex emotions, but their families were watching with immense excitement and anticipation.

The twelve programs together take just over an hour.

Ip Man endured the longest, being relentlessly beaten by the Crimson Blood Bear Demon, a peak Qi Refining Realm cultivator, for over ten minutes. He was unharmed, but the Crimson Blood Bear Demon was left breathless with exhaustion.

When the performance ended, everyone couldn't help but chatter amongst themselves.

Female ghost!

Vixen!

Cultivators battle demonic beasts!

Martial arts masters battle against cultivators!

?炷?炷

At this moment, the crowd no longer felt the disappointment they had when they first set foot on the moon; instead, they were all incredibly excited.

When I return to my own world and tell my friends about what happened here, they'll probably be incredibly envious.

"Farewell My Concubine is here!"

When the chef brought out the prepared dishes, the atmosphere of the gathering reached its peak.

Whether it was because the chef's cooking skills were truly exceptional, or because the black tortoise and phoenix were inherently delicious, the children, urged by their parents, devoured three large bowls each.

People in the chat group ate even more because they discovered that the combination of Xuanwu (Black Tortoise) and Phoenix (Phoenix) was truly nourishing.

It can not only nourish blood and strengthen the body, but also prolong life.

"I will never forget today's gathering."

After eating the phoenix meat and drinking the second-grade spiritual wine, Wan Hua Qiong Niang, Qiao Feng glanced at the Qi Refining stage puppet beside him and said quietly.

Although he was brutally beaten by the puppet, as a reward for his performance, the immortal gave him a puppet.

"This is nothing. If we follow the master, our future will definitely take off."

Chen Jinnan's chaotic emotions gradually stabilized, and he spoke with some excitement.

The fox spirit who performed with him before was also given to him as a reward by the immortal as part of the performance.

The only difference was that Ip Man received a reward of roughly the same value from each group member. The Great Immortal replaced the peak Qi Refining Realm Crimson Blood Bear Demon with a Crimson Blood Bear cub at the early Qi Refining Realm as a reward for Ip Man.

"cough!"

Just then, Xiong Ba coughed loudly, attracting everyone's attention.

"Some people, even if I don't say anything, they don't know how to be self-aware."

"I won't name names, but this Taoist priest named Zhang Moumou, Zhang Sanmou, has he forgotten something?"

Xiong Ba turned his gaze to Zhang Sanfeng and spoke in a booming voice.

"Shu~"

Immediately, everyone's eyes turned to Zhang Sanfeng.

After the master intervened, the group members could no longer offer any help with the gathering tasks in the chat group.

However, they did not forget that there was another group task.

"I've arranged a place for you."

With a wave of his hand, Ye Hao threw Zhang Sanfeng and Guo Xiang hundreds of miles away.

There is a second-grade spirit array there, the Tranquil Mind Array.

The effect of the formation is very simple: it allows people to calm their minds, disregard other factors, and speak their true thoughts.

"A combination of Xuanwu and Phoenix is ​​indeed a delicious dish!"

Ye Hao instantly snapped out of his reverie, no longer paying attention to what was happening inside, and began to savor the food.

Even with his current strength and realm, he still couldn't taste the dishes made by Xuanwu and Phoenix in the world of immortals and heroes.

"Let's begin the next part of the activity."

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, Ye Hao announced again.

A member of the chat group: "?炷?炷".

Is this another attempt on them?

"Om~"

Ye Hao took out a palm-sized, exquisitely crafted silver spirit boat, which instantly grew larger under his control.

In the blink of an eye, it transformed into a giant flying boat, about a hundred feet long and thirty feet high.

A fourth-grade spirit boat, a star-shaped flying boat.

"You should all know by now that your world is like a giant sphere, and even every star in the sky is like a giant sphere."

"Next, I'll take you on a tour of the solar system."

Ye Hao smiled.

After everyone boarded the flying boat, Ye Hao controlled it to circle the moon once, admiring the lunar scenery.