Ultraman: Because I am Gatanothor

Once our plan to sow discord succeeds, causing outsiders to kill each other, he'll witness our strength. Then, won't he be kneeling before us, calling us "father"?

The eldest brother stroked his chin and began to ponder.

"Big brother, second brother is absolutely right!"

The boss naturally ignored the second-in-command's remarks.

On the human side, Shinjo was speechless. To be honest, he had never seen such bizarre aliens. Their heads were so big, were they filled with excrement?

Also, where did they hear this gossip that they hate humans?

After thinking for a while, the eldest brother asked again with some disdain, "This method is good, but it's too slow to take effect. Are there any other faster methods?"

Upon hearing this, the number one underling revealed a smile that he had expected.

He had known the eldest brother's personality for a long time.

"Actually, boss, what I just mentioned was the best strategy, but in that instant, I had already thought of the middle and worst strategies!"

"Speak quickly!" The eldest brother's eyes lit up, and he urged him hurriedly.

"The middle strategy is to show him our strength. For example, we can send a robot to fight him one-on-one, and the loser must agree to one condition for the winner! As for the condition, boss, you can ask him to be your son!"

This happened when he was bored and came across a story in a famous book.

Those ancient people valued integrity highly.

Moreover, the back of the book lists the annual sales figures, indicating that the history recorded in the book aligns with their values ​​and can attract the attention of all humankind.

In other words, since their ancestors valued promises so much, their descendants, who are now humans, naturally place great importance on keeping promises.

The second brother looked at his older brother with surprise. They had all grown up on toxic milk powder, and he was still living in a daze. Why did his older brother's brain suddenly become so sharp?

He asked naively, "What about the worst option?"

Hearing that the reply wasn't just a casual remark, the number one underling was naturally happy to explain.

He laughed and said, "Then it depends on the boss!"

"Look at me? Why are you looking at me? Do I have flowers on my face?" The leader looked completely bewildered.

"Boss, you should just fight him one-on-one. Although we all develop our intelligence, which makes our bodies weak, this is only in comparison to Guregor and his group. The physical fitness of Earthlings is simply not as good as ours; they are much more fragile."

Therefore, the eldest son can emulate the famous figures from the Three Kingdoms period.

First, beat him into submission. Once he realizes we're the strongest, our leader can say some nice things and coax him, and he'll immediately kneel down and call us "daddy!"

"Big brother, second brother is right!"

The eldest brother looked at him with delight, "A brilliant plan, truly a brilliant plan!"

As he spoke, he suddenly calmed down.

Their eyes couldn't help but linger on him.

"When did you become so smart?"

Previously, his IQ was only slightly higher than that of the second underling; otherwise, he wouldn't have ended up as an underling here!

"Uh..." Upon hearing this, the number one underling blushed slightly.

But faced with his boss's questioning gaze, he still began to explain.

"Boss, do you remember what happened yesterday?"

"I remember, what happened!" That incident left a deep impression on him, making him realize that there could be such joyful things in this world.

And these Earthlings aren't completely useless, are they? Look, their female Earthlings are very good at charming men.

I couldn't help but get excited so many times that I didn't even wash my hands.

"But what does that have to do with you suddenly understanding?!"

Brother Number One recalled yesterday's absurd events and couldn't help but cover his face in shame.

But his hands were smaller than his eyes, so he covered up nothing.

"I watched it from noon until the end, so I had the most of that stuff."

When I felt that I could squeeze out no more from my body, I felt my mind become clear and my IQ soared.

That's why I've become so wise!

Upon hearing this, the eldest brother suddenly understood, "I see!"

The second younger brother looked at him with envy, "Second brother, why haven't I become smarter!"

He also wanted to become very smart so that no one would call him an idiot!

"Hmm...maybe you didn't meet the target number of attempts!" Henchman Number One replied hesitantly.

Upon hearing this, the third brother fell silent.

The eldest brother had the same expression.

'Looks like I'll have to masturbate a lot more when I get back, so my IQ will surpass my second brother's!' x2

Little Brother Number One could naturally see what they were thinking, but he didn't care. As long as he masturbated more times than them, he would always be the smartest.

He never imagined that doing this kind of thing would not only be enjoyable, but also help improve his intelligence.

"Why do our rulers, the Desisians, insist that we focus on developing our intellect instead of our bodies? Those who painstakingly develop their intellect often find themselves getting aroused much faster than those who masturbate a few times."

Could the higher-ups have done this on purpose?

Shinjo's face darkened as he stared at the three aliens with enormous heads. He didn't speak, but silently pulled out the stun gloves he had taken from Xiao Feng from his pocket.

He put it on without saying a word.

Director Sawai, who was standing to the side, silently lit an incense stick for the three of them.

At first, he thought these aliens were highly intelligent life forms, full of all sorts of conspiracies and tricks.

But after only a short time of contact, he discovered that the aliens' intelligence was also questionable.

Don't they know that conspiracies and tricks can't be exposed to the light of day?

He's already said it out loud, so what's the point of this scheme?

This isn't an open scheme.

"Seriously, if I had known it was this kind of alien, why would I have come out on my own?" He said with a twitch in his eye, somewhat helplessly.

It was this group of people who put a heavy weight on Ji Gang's and his heart, leading them to embark on the path of forming the Earth Peace United Organization.

It took many hardships to develop TPC to its current scale.

Therefore, he always thought that they must be the most troublesome opponent of mankind. In fact, he once thought that mankind's opponent might be them, although the possibility was not high, but that did not mean it was impossible.

Looking back now, I realize how naive I was.

Moreover, at this moment, he no longer had the desire to talk to the other party.

There was no other reason than fear that he might also be inexplicably treated as the other party's son.

Look at the person next to me, their nose is practically crooked with anger.

The other party has been hiding on Earth for so long, they might have been looking for other people.

They've even set their sights on someone, wanting her to be their daughter-in-law.

Oh, that person is so pitiful!

coastline.

Feng Du Gang paddled a small inflatable boat, carrying Director Ji Gang and Da Gu, heading towards the island.

"Ai~ Chu~"

Feng put down the oar and muttered to himself, puzzled, "How strange, I've been sneezing a lot lately!"

Yoshitsuji smiled and looked at him, saying, "Maybe someone is missing you!"

"Missing me? Who is it?" Feng Du frowned, pondering who it could be.

“Based on my understanding of Sawai, it’s definitely him!” Yoshitsuji Yoshitsuji said with certainty.

Hearing the director's certainty, Feng Du shook his head instead, "No, I don't think it's the director. If he wanted someone, it would definitely be you, or Daigo!"

The person who often thinks about himself is probably that guy Zaki.

Or maybe it was Noah!

Da Gu: “!!!”

Xiaofeng said, "The director will miss me!"

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So exciting!

Chapter 699 If you lose, you'll become my son.

Fengdu carried the three of them to the island.