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Chapter 54 We are football transporters! Jiang Qin attacks the country

Chapter 54 We are the "transportation officer" of football! Jiang Qin criticized the national football team?

Author: Cold water dispenser

Chapter 54 We are the "transportation officer" of football! Jiang Qin criticized the national football team?

Jiang Qin stood in the center of the stage and greeted everyone with a chuckling.

"Good evening, we're meeting again."

"The four-year World Cup is about to begin again, and fans can be discussed on the Internet about this grand event. I believe everyone is very concerned about the team they support, right?"

This sentence is like a small stone thrown into the middle of a calm lake. Jiang Qin wanted to test everyone's reaction, so he paused a little and glanced at the guests and audience.

With professional sensitivity, the more experienced guests seemed to understand what Jiang Qin was going to say at once, and a heart-warming smile appeared on his face.

After hearing this, the audience in the audience began to react. A loud voice appeared in the crowd, and it was obvious that everyone was suppressing their dissatisfaction.

"That's not. The national football team is not doing well. Don't blame me for cheering up other teams!"

"I not only care about the teams I support, but also take time to care about the teams I despise!"

"Well, stop talking, football, eternal pain"

"No one among the fans around the world is more free than Chinese fans. You can support any country's team. You can blatantly not worry about being morally kidnapped."

"I care more about when the national football team will be disbanded."

Those who love football have emotions as soon as they hear this topic, and their discussions have also spread this emotion to other audiences around them.

As well as those spectators who don’t pay much attention to football events, they also complain about the national football team.

Jiang Qin said to the microphone again: "I understand everyone's disappointment and dissatisfaction with the national football team very much. However, although the national football team's defeat in Annan this year is surprising, it is completely reasonable."

"Why? Because Annan team is no longer the weak Annan team many years ago! But the Chinese team is still the Chinese team that performs stably!"

"We say that a real football team should be very stable! Looking at the international football world, the only one who can do this is the Huaxia team! Looking at the whole world, there is no team that can be as stable as the Huaxia team!"

"If the national football team has a promotional slogan, I think it should be: the Chinese football team, focusing on losing for 30 years! It has been imitated and never surpassed! If we don't score goals, we are just the football's "luck" and "lose"."

She pronounced the last three words word by word, word by word, with a unique meaning.

Fearing that some viewers would not understand what she said, Jiang Qin also gave a thoughtful explanation.

"Full name - dribbling, old lady who lost the ball."

Originally, everyone thought they were just borrowing an advertising slogan, implying that the national football team could not score goals and could only dribble. But after Jiang Qin's explanation, everyone understood it instantly.

The audience once again experienced an uproar.

"I'm sorry, I thought it was too simple!"

"It's amazing! In terms of connotation, we have to look at Jiang Qin hahahaha!"

"Isn't it just an old lady? She is very delicious and has good food and drinks, and she can't do anything else. She loses first place in the game. Just think about it and get angry!"

"Nothing is more clever than using the word "public". Even their posture on the court is accurately portrayed."

The discussions in the studio were hot, and the atmosphere in the online live broadcast room was also very lively. Netizens commented on the barrage in real time.

"A group of wine bags is indeed not much different from those offered in the temple [covering your face]"

"If you think you can win, he will lose to you; if you think you can lose, he will lose. I have a deep understanding of what is the stability of the national football team [Tearing]"

"Although it's a bit insulting the old lady, but it's not embarrassing us."

"Even a weak team like Annan can lose, who else can you defeat?"

"Yes, what they are best at is defeating Chinese fans [break] [break]"

After some discussion, many netizens felt even worse. Unexpectedly, they were the one who was defeated by the national football team.

However, everyone knows that this is an indisputable fact.

Although the national football team always defeats battles and everyone scolds them without any mercy. However, in every game, there are still countless Chinese fans who have hope in their hearts, hoping that the national football team will one day be able to fight for a turnaround.

But the final result always ends in disappointment.

At this time, Jiang Qin expressed everyone's thoughts.

"Although the national football team is not successful, our Chinese nation is generally a strong nation."

"We Chinese fans always have an unsolved mystery in their hearts: What are the ways to win the national football team? For decades, countless Chinese people have been troubled by this problem."

"In order to solve everyone's problems, wisdom has come up with a way to make Chinese football catch up to the world in ten years."

Jiang Qin spoke passionately and confidently.

The audience off the court laughed at that time. No one would believe that if they had a little understanding of the Chinese national football team, there was really a way to ensure that today's national football team qualify in various sports events.

The words of denial blurted out.

"Really? I don't believe it."

"Oh, countless blows have made me no longer feel confident in the national football team."

"The waste is like the national football team, and even the gods are unsuccessful."

"I suggest that it is better to disband as soon as possible and eat less of the public food of the people!"

"If there was such a method, we wouldn't have lost for so many years."

"Some people say that there is no way to do this. Just give up this heart!"

Although there are many people who say depressed words, there are still many people who are very keen to talk about this topic. After hearing Jiang Qin say that, they suddenly became interested and wanted to know what the method she said was.

“Does this method really exist?”

"Unless the current Football Association and the team are disbanded, the entire team will be reorganized."

"What method? Let's talk about it."

"Is it a way to get them to lose a game of one million?"

"Even if you have a fine of one million, these people are not afraid. Think about how much money has been in their pockets."

Seeing that everyone generally showed disbelief, Jiang Qin just shook his head gently and said, "There is such a method, and it's very simple."

"Just add a football to the college entrance examination."

As soon as these words were said, everyone couldn't hold back.

After all, not everyone is interested in football, so they just listen to it.

But almost everyone needs to take the college entrance examination. Once anything involves the college entrance examination, it becomes something closely related to themselves, and everyone has their own opinions on it.

Now, even the audience who had been silent on football before opened up at this moment.

"If you add football in the college entrance examination, can we ordinary people eat abalone?"

"It's so ironic! The college entrance examination is a channel for countless civilians to squeeze into a single-plank bridge to survive. If you join football, you can be fair and just. I don't think it will take ten years, and you can do your best in the world within three years!"

"If I really add, I don't know if I'm waiting for the people to take the college entrance examination."

"Yes, use population tactics, right? There are always a few people who can play in the 1.4 billion people."

"It's useless to add. I absolutely believe that there is still a way for the Football Association to choose only them, rather than choose some truly capable players."

"This is not a track where nobles and nobles descend to earth to take turns."

(End of this chapter)

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