Entertainment: Defense-breaking singer, starting to drive Lao Xue crazy

179: Come prepared, Shen Fei specializes in all kinds of facial paralysis!
Everyone present could hear that Wang Ping’s words were somewhat personal.
However, Shen Fei’s current reputation is indeed a problem.
“Actually, I also don’t think singing is appropriate, but I don’t necessarily have to sing. To tell the truth from Director Wang, I’m actually better at language programs.”
“Language programs?”
Wang Ping was stunned, seeing that Shen Fei was serious and not joking, he couldn’t help but feel even more confused.
Qiao Youlin looked at his nose and nose and his heart. If he could come up with a song of the same type and level as “Serve the Country with Loyalty”, Shen Fei would not have a chance to go to the Spring Festival Gala.
However, language programs have always been the top priority of the Spring Festival Gala stage.
It is also the focus of attention of netizens.
What does Shen Fei use to compare with his predecessors who have been immersed in the industry for decades?
Realizing that this guy was not joking, Wang Ping was happy.
“In this way, don’t say that I avenge my personal revenge. For Qiao Tai’s face, if you can amuse me today, I will give you a chance.”
Hearing this, Yiyi struggled and hesitated.
But Shen Fei didn’t give her a chance to stop this “disaster”.
“This is what you said, you can’t go back!”
“One spit and one nail!”
After getting a positive answer, Shen Fei no longer hid it.
“Since Director Wang is willing to give this opportunity, I don’t want you to say that I am cheating, so let’s give a range of propositions.”
Seeing Shen Fei’s gesture of preparing to play on the spot, Wang Ping frowned, suddenly a little uncertain.
If nothing else, this guy can bring a lot of 363 shocks and surprises.
As long as anything has something to do with him, it can’t be handled with common sense.
It’s hard to make trouble. Shen Fei really has two brushes in terms of language performance talent.
Thinking of this, Wang Ping restrained his playful mentality, but he didn’t intend to let him pass the test easily.
After thinking about it seriously, his expression suddenly became a little playful, “Then please describe my appearance in four words first!”
“This……”
After Wang Ping finished speaking, the planners, screenwriters, and stage artists behind him all looked at each other in dismay.
“…Will this topic be a little embarrassing? [covers face]”
“If you really want to talk about Director Wang’s appearance, that’s really…it’s hard to say!”
“Haha, this is too damaging. The four most appropriate words for me to say can only be… indescribable! [Funny]”
“Hey, Assistant Director Li, what do you think?”
“This kind of topic is such a joke, but I really want to tell you that Director Wang’s appearance… is for reference only!”
“Pff~haha, it’s just for reference… it’s absolutely perfect! No way, the appearance of Director Wang is going to be ruined by you, grab the bamboo shoots! I really can’t find a suitable candidate, why don’t you go on? I watched the best language program in this year’s Spring Festival Gala, and it must be yours!”
Hearing the discussions coming from behind, Wang Ping felt angry, but there was nothing he could do to ridicule them.
You can only blow the air out of your head.
“Have you thought about it?”Shen Fei (bifj) looked at Wang Ping carefully, feeling a little complicated.
In order to make him break the idea of ​​going to the Spring Festival Gala, how could he come up with such a crazy topic!
But you can question my comedy talent, but you can’t insult my aesthetic!
“Director Wang, I really want to talk about your appearance… let alone mention it!”
0.0!
After Shen Fei’s voice fell, Wang Ping’s expression froze on his face.
It was hard to recover from the blow of “Panda”, and Yan Zhi encountered this kind of Waterloo again.
Wang Ping felt that the whole world was against him.
Angry cry, there is wood!
Others don’t care that much.
“Director Wang’s appearance…crossed it, the teacher said, this question must be taken in this year’s exam!”
“Hahaha, let’s not mention it… I really can’t stand it anymore, the damage is extremely high, and the key insult is strong!”
“As expected of a former national treasure-level musician, the angle of thinking about problems is different from that of normal people. It’s like shrimp and pig’s heart, and it hits the nail on the head! [cover face]”
“It really doesn’t work. Director Wang and Shen Fei form a team and come on stage to talk about cross talk. It’s very interesting!”
“Director Wang, why do you say you are so troubled?”
“…”
Listening to the chatter of several people.
Yiyi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and glared at Shen Fei with a strange look in her eyes.
How can you describe someone’s appearance like that.
Shen Fei wanted to apologize for himself!
He didn’t do it on purpose.
The title was written by Wang Ping himself. To tell the truth, it hurts one’s self-esteem. It’s not a good idea to praise him for his beauty and beauty!
“Cough cough~”
Seeing that the topic was diverted by Shen Fei, Qiao Youlin suppressed a smile and coughed twice.
“This exam question is indeed a bit ill-considered. In this way, there is no limit to the scope. You can play freely. Let Director Wang and them see your comedy talent first.”
“Freedom?”
With Qiao Youlin’s approval, Shen Fei could only secretly make a humiliation in his heart.
Then he used the living room as a stage and started his own performance!
“When I was in high school, the school was far from home, and there was no dormitory, so I had to catch the bus every day. Once I met a little girl on the bus, playing with a magic wand behind me, and using the magic wand to point the finger when I was playing. I was holding my back, and I kept mumbling: I’m going to make you the most handsome boy in the world!”
Wang Ping had an ominous premonition, frowned, and tentatively asked, “Then what?”
“Then I was also happy when I heard this. I turned around and wanted to tease her, but the little girl stared at me for a while, and suddenly her eyes widened, and she screamed: Ah! Mom, Mom , I can do magic!”
ton ton ton. . .
0.0!
Huhu~
There was a sudden cool breeze in the room.
Wang Ping was stupid.
The last thought of “Panda” in my heart also disappeared.
Who would have thought that the national treasure-level musician who once sang “Dignified Dragon Country will let the Quartet come to congratulate” on the stage of “Blind Voice” would look so hideous after taking off his headgear!
Do you dare to order Bilian!
Yiyi and Qiao Youlin looked at each other, and they could see a trace of horror in each other’s eyes.
Although they were already mentally prepared, the “comedy” talent displayed by Shen Fei still made them feel a little abstract!
In order to let hundreds of millions of people live this year, this son can’t let him go to the Spring Festival Gala!
In a trance, a familiar song seemed to ring in everyone’s ears.
“Knock gently to wake the sleeping soul…”
“Please open your eyes…”
Wang Ping was stunned for a while, but after reacting, he stared angrily at the members of the director’s team who were watching the fun and didn’t think it was a big deal.
The atmosphere on the field was a little weird for a while.
After a while, Shen Fei noticed that the eyes that everyone looked at him didn’t seem right.
He asked tentatively, “Isn’t it funny?”
Hearing this, Yiyi rolled her eyes at Shen Fei, is it funny that you really don’t have a clue?
Narcissism also depends on the occasion!
“It’s okay, I was just warming up just now. It was still in high school. During the chemistry class, the teacher called Xiao Ming who was dozing off, and asked him what sodium was with a stern face? Xiao Ming rubbed his sleepy eyes and didn’t realize what happened. He listened again. The teacher raised his voice and asked again, what is sodium!”
Qiao Youlin tilted his head and asked, “Then what?”
“Then Xiao Ming was shocked and subconsciously replied: Na is… Na is a magical sky… Luye~”
0.0!
What the fuck?
Wang Ping’s vision began to blur, and the picture in front of him seemed a little unreal.
Is Sodium a Magical Way to Heaven?
good guy!
It’s been ten years of cold windows, no wonder you and his meow can stand out!
In such a short period of time, I have experienced two daigo initiations, and no one can stand it.
Qiao Youlin pushed his glasses, he really couldn’t understand Shen Fei.
“Don’t worry, it’s not over yet!”
Without giving everyone much time to think, Shen Fei took up the topic just now.
Wang Ping has given up treatment.
he wants to see tooLook, where is Shen Fei’s lower limit!
“It was still in the chemistry class. The teacher was very angry with Xiao Ming. He asked him to stand up and wake up. Then he wrote a question on the blackboard and asked Xiao Ming to answer. If the answer is correct, let’s forget about today’s matter. !”
“When Xiao Ming heard that he was going to call the parents, he panicked. He saw on the blackboard that putting the copper ion solution in milk would cause protein denaturation and form a precipitate. What is this phenomenon called? Xiao Ming scratched his head and searched his intestines. He went through all the chemical knowledge in his mind, and then looked at the teacher and whispered, “Could this phenomenon be…copper salt polyemulsion?”
0.0!
hiss~
Hearing the answer that came out word by word from Shen Fei’s mouth, everyone present subconsciously fell back tactically and gasped!
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