"Junior Sister Nuwa, you...don't get angry, um...that poor Daoist, let's see what's going on here? We'll make a decision..."

Yuanshi Tianzun only felt his qi rushing to the top, his chest was tight, his mouth was dry, and he laughed hurriedly.

It's just that when he said this, he felt a little guilty!

After all, when such a thing happened, it's no wonder that the Nuwa lady is not angry!

Sure enough, Empress Nuwa, with her beautiful red eyes, glared at Yuanshi Tianzun, gritted her teeth, and said, "Yuanshi, you are going to protect your disobedient this time, and this palace will definitely not break with you..."

I'm a motherfucker... Yuanshi Tianzun's head felt dizzy for a while.

On the other side, the red sperm was sleeping soundly because of drinking alcohol, and he slept very sweetly.

Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry when he saw it, his eyes were red, and he roared at the red sperm: "Rebel, don't wake up the poor..."

In this voice, Yuanshi Tianzun used the mysterious magic power.

The sound was like a thunderous explosion, and it rolled away in Chi Jing's mind.

Chi Jing woke up suddenly, jumped up, got up from the stone bed, looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with a bewildered face, and asked, "Huh? Teacher, why are you here? Huh? Mother Nuwa, you are here... …”

"Why is Pindao here? You still ask Pindao, and Pindao asks you, what's going on? You said..."

Yuanshi Tianzun was like a violent lion, pointing at the stone-carved jade statue on the bed of the red sperm, as well as the foul language on the wall, roaring again and again.

"Huh? What..."

The red sperm is still a little confused now, because after drinking alcohol, Li Xiao invaded the dreamland with the supernatural power of the Great Dream Buddha, and the pain in the skull is unbearable.

Chi Jing turned his head to look, and then saw the goddess of Nuwa Empress on his bed.

Fog grass, why is the goddess Nuwa's goddess on the bed of the poor road? ... The red sperm was startled, jumped up from the bed and jumped up.

Then, he saw the foul language on the wall.

"Niangniang, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are my sweetheart, baby bump..."

"Niangniang, you are the most beautiful goddess I have ever seen..."

"Niangniang, I love you to death, just like a mouse loves rice, without you, my life has no meaning..."

...

puff……

Chi Jing almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he saw it, so scared that his heart almost jumped out of his mouth, and hurriedly fell to his knees on the ground with a thud, and then little by little memories began to flood into his heart.

A few days ago, he accidentally picked up a bottle of wine, a bottle of nectar and jade!

Overjoyed, and then he drank by himself!

Drinking and drinking, he is a little floating!

The so-called, full of food and drink, I do not know how to drop, the image of the goddess Nuwa in the Notre Dame Temple that day, the voice and appearance of the goddess Nuwa appeared in his mind.

So, under the stimulation of alcohol, he took out a piece of jade, carved a statue of the goddess Nuwa, and then wrote those obscenities.

Finally, he fell asleep holding the goddess of the Nuwa goddess!

He was not afraid, because he found a mysterious bead that could shield the secret.

Chi Jing turned his head and saw the mysterious jade bead.

It's over, it's over... This is Chi Jing's thought at this moment.

"Wow……"

Chi Jing suddenly burst into tears, knelt down on the ground, kowtowed like smashing garlic, and cried: "Teacher, forgive me, Mother Nuwa calm down, disciple...disciple is fascinated, disciple...wuwuwuwu... "

Mother Nuwa shivered in anger, glared at Yuanshi Tianzun, and roared with gnashing teeth: "Yuanshi, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will be with you forever..."

Yuanshi Tianzun was also trembling with anger, his liver was aching faintly, his eyes were red, he glared at the red sperm, and gritted his teeth: "Bastard, rebel, how can you do such a bastard thing, you blaspheme Saint, you...you It's disrespectful, Pindao... How did Pindao accept an apprentice like you..."

Saying that, Yuanshi Tianzun waved his sleeves, and a violent magic power poured out, which directly threw the red sperm back and slammed into the wall.

The poor red sperm was embedded directly into the wall, and the wall was abruptly knocked out of a human-shaped groove.

Then, the red sperm fell out of the groove, and fell into a dizziness. When he looked up, his internal organs violently rolled, and his throat was sweet. He couldn't help but "wow" and spit out a mouthful of old blood. Like a dead dog, he slumped to the ground.

But Chi Jing was so frightened at this time that he didn't care about the injuries on his body, and crawled to the front of Yuanshi Tianzun, crying: "Teacher, this disciple is wrong, save me, save me..."

"You...you bastard, how can you do such a thing, you...how did Pindao accept such a cowardly thing from you, you..."

Yuanshi Tianzun trembled with anger, pointed at the red sperm, and resisted the urge to slap the red sperm to death.

This means that the red sperm is one of the twelve Golden Immortals. If the red sperm is killed by a slap, then the twelve Golden Immortals will not be complete, and they will not be able to continue to gather luck for Chan Jiao.

In this way, it will ruin the great luck of interpreting teaching!

If not, I am afraid that Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't help but slap the red sperm into meat mud at this moment.

"If Senior Brother Yuanshi can't make a move, this palace will make a move for you!"

Empress Nuwa's eyes were red and she gritted her teeth.

Yuanshi Tianzun's old face shook fiercely, looked at Nuwa's mother, and smirked: "That...that Nuwa junior sister, the red sperm is one of the twelve Golden Immortals of my teaching, if you kill the red sperm, I'm afraid... For fear of hurting the fundamentals of my teaching, I also asked Junior Sister Nuwa to look at the face of the poor Daoist and spare the red sperm this time..."

Saying that, Yuanshi Tianzun flipped his hand to reveal ten immortal apricots, and handed them to Empress Nuwa with a painful face, saying, "That Nuwa junior sister, the immortal apricots of the poor Dao are ripe again, junior sister can taste..."

"Fuck you, hum, a few broken fairy apricots, will you have to send Ben Gong?"

Mother Nuwa was trembling with anger, she waved her sleeves, and smashed Xian Xing from Yuanshi Tianzun's hands, with red eyes, and roared angrily.

Last time, Chi Jing wrote a poem in the Temple of Notre Dame. Yuanshi Tianzun personally came to apologize and took out Xian Xing to apologize. Empress Nuwa could accept it, after all, it was just a poem.

But this time, Chi Jing dared to carve her statue and sleep with her arms around her!

Moreover, there are so many foul language engraved on the wall, if this spreads out, I am afraid that Empress Nuwa's first name will be ruined!

If the red sperm can not be severely punished, I am afraid that Nuwa will dream of this thing when she sleeps.

It can be said that the nature of this matter is too bad, and it has become too bad for Mother Nuwa to endure...

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