Druids in Marvel
Chapter 423: Agent Harvey of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Alvin looked at Harvey with a smile, pointed at Frigga who was playing with his daughter and said: "I know what you want!
Frigga, an alien queen. The mother of the assistant coach of our school’s football team.
What else do you want to know? If it’s not a secret, I will answer it for you one by one.
To be honest, buying breakfast four times in one morning is really stupid!”
Harvey, the fat white man, caressed Frigga's breasts obsequiously, then looked at Alvin in disbelief and said, "You, you, just tell me now~~"
Alvin spread his hands and said nonchalantly: "Then what else do you want? If you can invite her to your SHIELD as a guest, I wouldn't mind at all!"
As Alvin spoke, the "Thorn Spirit" on his body flashed, and he sighed, understanding that this was Frigga warning him to be careful when speaking.
"Thorn Spirit" can block her magic electric shock, but the numbness is so obvious. It seems that the "electricity" used by this family is different from other people's "electricity"!
Spreading his hands, Alvin pretended to be Harvey and said, "It seems like she is not interested in you, so just ask! I'll tell you everything I can tell you, don't peep secretly, this family has a bad temper.
If you do something stupid and get killed, I guarantee that SHIELD won't even dare to fart."
Harvey wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with a forced smile: "No way~ I'm just a nobody!"
As he spoke, Harvey saw Alvin's sympathetic eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "Can you tell me what she wants to do here?
I have to write a detailed report when I go back. The salary from SHIELD is not bad, and my house loan has not been paid off, so~~"
Alvin looked at the fat, white guy in front of him in a funny way. This guy's ability to pretend to be pitiful has reached its peak.
It's obviously what he wants to know about, but you can't help but sympathize with him, and finally let him achieve his goal.
But Alvin doesn't care about this. It has nothing to do with him. The best thing to do is to quickly divert these curious eyes away. There is nothing that cannot be said about these things.
Filling Harvey with whiskey again, Alvin said with a smile: "Our queen is here for vacation and inspects her son's working environment. Don't make a fuss and don't ask for trouble.
Remember to share this information with your neighbors when you get back. The unlucky guy is so skinny that only a handful of bones are left.
You are fellow travelers, remember to look after him!"
Harvey was stunned for a moment and said: "Vacation~~An alien queen comes to Hell's Kitchen for vacation?
Principal Alvin, don't play tricks on me. This is a big event. If something happens to this queen, will the earth be in trouble?
Earth has not established diplomatic relations with that Asgard yet!"
Alvin rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "You are a surveillance agent, why do you care about the president? You can threaten this person on earth~~"
As he spoke, Alvin saw Frigga's gaze drifting over and said seriously: "There is probably no one who can threaten this beautiful lady. You should worry about your colleagues not doing stupid things. I'm serious. If you do anything wrong to her,
Stupid, if you die, your death will be in vain!"
Harvey nodded cautiously, knowing that Alvin really meant well.
S.H.I.E.L.D. got a lot of information from Thor through insinuating things. They understood the vastness of the universe and the weight of Thor's mother.
This time things happened so unexpectedly that many people would not be able to sleep unless they understood the purpose of the queen's visit.
This kind of thing should have been done by Agent Coulson, but Agent Coulson has been tripped up by something recently and really doesn't have the time.
Barbara, who worked in the flower shop, didn't like Alvin, so Fat Harvey, a low-level agent, came forward to do this kind of thing.
Harvey himself didn't expect that the effect of his coming here would be so good. Alvin didn't seem to be as hard to talk to as Coulson and the others said. On the contrary, he was very polite to low-level agents like him.
Harvey glanced at Frigga carefully, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to Alvin: "Principal Alvin, you can't trick me~ I will write the report as you told me when I get back.
It would be best if you could make some requests to me, such as whether to equip the queen with a car, some bodyguards, etc. Our SHIELD can pay for these things.
Principal Alvin, please help us do something! Otherwise it will be difficult for us to explain~~"
Alvin squinted his eyes and looked at Harvey, who was smiling all over his face. This guy was really good at doing things.
A member of a world-class secret service organization, with a polite tone and a humble attitude, came to ask you if you want to blackmail me. Who can refuse this? Who has the nerve to refuse?
Alvin thought for a while and said: "I think a car~~ Well, a car is a must. It would be outrageous for the queen of Asgard not to have a Rolls-Royce to travel around.
When the car is delivered, it will be put in the name of the community school first. The queen doesn’t like you secret service organizations, but it’s no problem if the school sends a car!”
As he spoke, Alvin looked at Harvey's ecstatic expression and said with a smile: "It seems that you are very sincere. You definitely don't want bodyguards. If something happens, you don't know who will protect whom?"
Harvey nodded happily. Today's things went really well for him.
If he can do things that senior agents have failed to do, there may be room for advancement in the future.
Harvey took a hasty sip of whiskey and said enthusiastically: "An alien queen is too noble, eh~~ I think she needs to taste the earth's special food. The main thing you cook here is steak, eh
~How about "Wagyu"?
Let me order 500 pounds of "Wagyu" meat first. If there is not enough, I will send it to you later.
You should also have some caviar. It’s delicious with a piece of bread for breakfast. Come for 20 pounds. If you like it, give me more!
Principal Alvin, what else do you think you need? I can get it to you as long as it’s within my ability!”
Alvin looked at Fat Harvey with a funny look. He was really a bastard, but he didn't feel sorry for him. This guy was so generous in giving support to SHIELD.
How could such a person survive to this day and still be a low-level surveillance agent? It would be too humiliating for this guy not to become a congressman or something.
Patting him on the shoulder, Alvin said with a smile: "I think you can take care of the queen's food, clothing, housing and transportation.
Man, I'm very optimistic about you now!
The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are all guys like you, so I think world peace is not far away!"
Harvey laughed "hehe", scratched his head with little hair, and said: "These are what I should do, the most important thing is that this will help me get out of the embarrassing situation now.
I have been away from my wife and children for a long time. If I handle it well this time, maybe I can take a leave of absence and go home!"
Alvin shook his head and laughed, waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's up to you! But don't go too far!
You definitely can’t afford to offend this queen, and I probably won’t be able to offend her either. Be careful!”
Harvey stood up, smiled flatteringly at Frigga who rolled her eyes, and then said to Alvin: "Leave it to me! This is my most formal job in the past six months. I need to inform Bill quickly.
Let him get out of his damn depression as soon as possible.
Goodbye! Principal Alvin, thank you for your understanding!"
Harvey, who got up and walked to the door, suddenly remembered something, turned around and said to Alvin: "Principal Alvin, the burning skeleton last night~~"
Alvin waved his hand and said with a smile: "He has gone to the west and will not be your trouble for the time being.
You'd better not have any ideas about him, that guy has a bad mind and will get angry when he gets angry!"
Harvey scratched his bald head in frustration, wondering why there was no one he could afford to offend. Isn't SHIELD powerful?
Fat Harvey rubbed his cheek and asked carefully: "What's his name? I have to write a report when I get back, and SHIELD will create a file on him.
This guy is related to many gang disappearances in Brooklyn. Haha~~Those gangsters were frightened and called the police. It is said that some people complained to the police, saying that they discriminated against gangsters, haha~~"
After listening to the music, Alvin realized that this was the deterrent effect of a lunatic. Who wouldn’t be afraid of such a guy by his side?
After thinking about it, Alvin smiled and said: "His name is Damon McGrady, and he used to be a policeman.
Now you can call him, um~~ "Ghost Rider"!"
Harvey muttered "Ghost Rider" silently several times, then solemnly nodded to Alvin, then turned and left the restaurant.
His mood was a little complicated at this moment. He could feel that Alvin really didn't hide anything. As long as he wanted to know, he told him everything.
SHIELD regarded Alvin as a "threat" and sent itself to monitor him, but Alvin never targeted him.
Harvey is an old agent. He has been here for so long and he still knows something about Alvin, but he can't imagine him being so easy to talk to.
Ha~~ To hell with those idiots who just sit behind desks~~
Walking briskly, Harvey even forgot to leave the Coke he bought in the restaurant. By the time he remembered, he had already entered the apartment.
When Harvey walked to the door of his house, he saw "Ghostface" John opposite who was going out. Looking at his thin figure, Harvey smiled and said: "Man, to be honest, you should eat more!
I think with your size, you wouldn’t be able to walk on the streets in Chicago because you would be blown away by the wind~~Haha~~”
John squinted his eyes and looked at Harvey, who seemed a little out of sorts today. He habitually licked the corners of his itchy mouth and said in a deep voice: "This joke is not funny, Mr. Agent!"
Harvey shrugged his shoulders, faced John's scary face, and said with a smile: "Don't be like this, man, we all know who you are.
I did something big today, and as a neighbor, I think it would be a good idea to invite you to the restaurant opposite for a drink in the evening."
John was stunned for a few seconds after hearing this, and said with some surprise: "Have you had enough? Then you'd better pay off the cleaning money you owe my son first!"
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