Druids in Marvel

As soon as Alvin saw Zhang Qiang looking at him with a secretive expression, he knew that this guy was not holding his shit back...

Alvin didn't know what the Qin Shihuang of this world was, but in his previous life, Qin Shihuang was a fierce man who unified the six kingdoms, burned books and harassed Confucians, had the same writing style, and drove the same track...

No matter what his personality is like, this big boss has single-handedly created a brilliant civilization.

Seeing Zhang Qiang holding the wine glass with a silent and fucked-up look, Alvin shook his head in annoyance and said, "Tell me quickly, what's so special about King Qin's tomb.

According to me, this boss shouldn't be disturbed...

It's unethical for the sharpshooter to let his angry father go visit the grave!"

Alvin thought for a while and said: "'The King of Qin has a sword and millions of evil soldiers'..."

What exactly does that mean?

If it's just some skeleton soldiers, to be honest you shouldn't care so much!"

Zhang Qiang took a sip of whiskey, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Xu Fu left a bamboo slip recording the process of his three trips to sea to find medicine for the King of Qin...

The first time he brought back a black stone plate from the sea.

At first, Xu Fu only thought that the black stone plate was a treasure for the surviving soul...

But he didn't expect that the black stone plate was actually a 'door', which led to a silent realm of death.

It wasn't until Xu Fu returned to Qin to activate the stone plate that they discovered what they had done...

An extremely large number of huge undead monsters began to wreak havoc in Qin...

In order to resist the invasion of the undead, the King of Qin, with the help of alchemists, collected the world's gold weapons, cast twelve hundred-foot golden figures, and killed the undead."

Alvin whistled and said with a smile: "This is the style of a big man...

Anyone who causes trouble should be cut down first!

What happened to the black stone plate?

What are the twelve golden figures?

‘Pacific Rim Mecha God of War’?”

Zhang Qiang was a little uncomfortable with Alvin's weird thinking. He shook his head helplessly and said, "Brother, can we be a little more serious?

This is talking about history..."

After Zhang Qiang saw Alvin hand over his hand to apologize, he said with satisfaction: "Xu Fu thought he was dead at first...

As a result, Emperor Qin did not blame him, but encouraged him to go to sea a second time to save money and search for treasures.

Xu Fu had no choice but to go to sea for the second time. This time he brought back a black dragon from overseas...

The people of Qin were still black, so Xu Fu's harvest made the Qin Emperor very happy, and he surrendered the black dragon to conquer the six kingdoms.

After the reunification of the six kingdoms, Emperor Qin drove Xu Fu to sea three times...

Xu Fu is also a god...

After going to sea for the third time and finding nothing, he knew that he could not satisfy Emperor Qin's request for longevity...

So this guy made up a story based on the myths he heard overseas."

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang sighed and said: "You are an emperor when you are alive, and you will be an emperor when you die!

Millions of loyal souls, everywhere in Makino!

Xu Fu encouraged King Qin to smelt the black stone plate and make a sword...

They lied to him that he would enter the Netherworld after death. When King Qin conquers the Netherworld, he can naturally return to the earth and conquer the whole world!

result……"

Alvin listened with rapt attention. He stretched out his hand to give Zhang Qiang a glass of whiskey and said anxiously: "What's the result?"

Zhang Qiang glanced at Alvin, who was full of curiosity, and then said with a strange expression: "Later, when the sword was born in the sword reed of a sword master in the south, Emperor Qin just picked up the sword, and he and all the soldiers around him died.

Already...

Therefore, official history records that Emperor Qin died at the age of 50 during his southern tour...

His second son Hu Hai buried Emperor Qin in Lishan Mountain, and the 300,000 loyal warriors who died together at that time were made into stone figurines and buried with Emperor Qin in the tomb of Emperor Qin."

After hearing this, Alvin frowned and said a little unhappy: "That's it?

How could such an awesome emperor be tricked to death by an alchemist?"

Zhang Qiang smiled and said: "It's not a trap, right?

Xu Fu did not expect that Emperor Qin would die with his 300,000 subordinates after picking up the sword!

He probably wanted to wait until Emperor Qin died naturally. Who knows what happened after Emperor Qin died?

This guy was visiting the coast of the East China Sea. When he heard the news and saw that the situation was not good, he fled overseas with his family and servants.

Finally, it was dug out from the ground by our archaeological experts..."

After hearing this, Alvin frowned and looked at Zhang Qiang, and said, "That's it?

Something sounds wrong to me...

Emperor Qin died like this?"

Zhang Qiang smiled and shook his head and said: "If you die like this, where is the story behind?

After the death of Qin II, Xiang Yu was so arrogant that he set fire to Epang Palace and plundered countless treasures...

I thought I would become the king if I entered Guanzhong first, but an army of undead came out of the ground...

Xiang Yu was defeated in the battle, and was finally killed by the resurrected undead general Wang Jian on the bank of Wujiang River with a sword!

Finally, Emperor Qin rode a dragon and met with the trembling Liu Bang in Dingtao Sishuiyang. No one knows what they discussed specifically...

But after that, no one ever disturbed King Qin’s tomb at the foot of Mount Li..."

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin, who was listening to the myth, and said with a smile: "This is the record found by our archaeological experts when they excavated the tomb of Liuhou Zhang Liang.

Those should be credible. They even record scenes of how Liu Hou negotiated with Xiao He and Chen Ping to fabricate history.

And he left a message saying ‘The King of Qin has a sword and millions of evil soldiers’…”

Alvin smacked his lips and sighed, this is the wonderful world...

Then he looked at Zhang Qiang a little strangely and said, "Why do your experts specialize in digging people's graves?

Do they study history? Or do they specialize in fighting? "

As he said this, Alvin pretended to hold his fists at Zhang Qiang, and said with a smile: "May I ask your Excellency, which one is more important to you, touching gold, making hills, moving mountains, or unloading ridges?"

Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin in surprise and said in disbelief: "How do you know this?

‘Mojin Xiaowei’, ‘Faqiu Zhonglangjiang’, ‘Moshan Taoist’ and ‘Xiling Lishi’, these are the most secretive sects in China...

They have never openly acknowledged their heritage!

Although you are Chinese, you have never spent a day in China..."

Alvin was stunned for a moment, and then said proudly: "Of course they dare not admit their work.

This damn grave-digging and fighting-in-the-house thing, of course he's afraid of retribution if he does it too much!

And do I still need to explain my affairs to you?

I have loved Chinese culture since I was a child, and I am a good kid who loves reading...

Do I still need to bring these things out and brag to others every day?"

As Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang's "admiration" expression, he said unhappily: "You don't believe it, do you?

Send me a Chinese passport and let me go back for a walk, so I can prove that I am a purebred Chinese!"

After hearing this, Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin with a troubled face and said: "I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, our policy is a bit rigid in this regard...

Although there has been some controversy recently, I estimate that there will be no change within 10 years!

Foreign citizens who want to become Chinese nationals must make significant contributions to scientific research...

How about I introduce you to a Chinese girl, and if you marry her, I will make the decision and give you a permanent residency."

Alvin squinted at Zhang Qiang, who had a sincere face, until he felt uncomfortable. Alvin said a little frustrated: "It just doesn't work, right?

How can I, a damn good person, be treated like a god of plague by you?"

Zhang Qiang shook his head helplessly after hearing this and said: "Boss, who can stop you from wherever you want to go?

But if you go to China or go to Hell's Kitchen, we won't be able to survive?

You're fine as you are now...

If I really give you a Chinese passport, can you abandon Hell's Kitchen and return to your country to settle down?

You can harm these old beauties right here!"

Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang a little unconvinced and said, "Why not?

What's wrong with me, a principal of a private school, returning home?

What kind of Hell's Kitchen style?

Am I a fucking gangster? Have I ever done anything to bully a man or a woman?"

Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin who had completely lost his train of thought in annoyance, and said helplessly: "No principal in China dares to let officials from the Ministry of Education run naked for more than a dozen streets...

No principal would have a "dirty word encyclopedia" as a secretary...

Not to mention hiring a bunch of gangsters as security guards!

Look at your school security guards...

That guy named Domingo, I saw his back was so tight!"

As Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin who looked unconvinced, he said funnyly: "You are indeed not a gangster, but those gangsters relied on you to support their transformation...

There are also a bunch of legendary evil spirits hanging around here...

What would happen if you left?

Dude, can we talk about something practical?”

Alvin glared at the ignorant Zhang Qiang, then shook his head and said: "Then according to your counterattack experts, Qin Shihuang is still alive?

What deal did you make with Angry Dad?

Why do you want him to visit the tomb of Emperor Qin?"

Zhang Qiang recalled for a while and said: "For a while, our defense lines in various parts of the country were a bit tight, and there have been rumors of Yin soldiers crossing the border in the towns at the foot of Lishan Mountain...

At that time, people's hearts were in turmoil, and we had no time to deal with the problems there!

My father, who was just out of breath, came to us with Li Si’s notes...

"The Qin Emperor wears a sword and has millions of evil soldiers" makes us think this is a reminder.

Our consideration is that by obtaining Emperor Qin's sword, we can calm down the undead sleeping underground.

You saw the result later...

In the end, we could only seal off the entire Lishan Mountain when we had our hands free!"

As he spoke, Zhang Qiang looked at Alvin, hesitated, and said: "We are now in a period of rapid development, and Lishan is a time bomb for us.

I have no objection if you want to go, but you must ensure that you get Emperor Qin’s sword when necessary and let those dead souls sleep forever..."

After hearing this, Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang curiously and said, "Don't you have any intention of using that kind of power?

Millions of Yin soldiers, sounds awesome!"

Zhang Qiang frowned and shook his head, saying: "It must be awesome!

But if that big boss is really alive, and if he still wants to be an emperor or something, how will we live our lives?"