Devil Pokémon
Chapter 67 No One Can Do Questions Better Than Me
At this moment, the question maker was sitting behind the desk with a smile and looking straight ahead, unaware of the danger he was about to face.
Ding Cheng took in the question writer's expression and then lowered his head with a smile.
I wonder if the question writer will feel as happy as now when the results are announced later?
With this thought in mind, Ding Cheng picked up his pen and started to answer nonsense.
He wrote quickly and furiously, and in less than a minute, Ding Cheng had already answered the last page of the test paper.
The paper scroll made a sound as it flipped, and Jiazi looked at Ding Cheng in surprise.
?
Why did he answer so quickly?
Ding Cheng looked determined and wrote calmly. Jia Zi was even more confused in her heart.
She panicked.
Is it possible that there is nothing wrong with this paper and that there is something wrong with me?
No, no, I'm not really a fool, am I?
Although everyone around her thinks so, Kako never feels so.
Jia Zi felt that she was a smart girl, but she just didn't do the questions that suited her.
Jia Zi fell into deep thought.
While thinking hard, she re-examined the first question.
1+1=?
Option A: 0; Option B: 1; Option C: 3; Option D: 100
…
Jia Zi fell into deep thought.
I really can't choose this question.
But suddenly, an idea flashed in Jia Zi's mind, and she remembered what the question maker said before the exam.
"It's not that there is no correct answer, it's just that I lack the eyes to find the correct answer."
In other words, one of these four options must be the correct answer.
The test taker will not give a test paper without a correct answer, because this is against the rules.
It's just that the questions on this test paper cannot be understood by normal people's thinking.
Although she always gets 0 points in every exam, she also knows that 1+1=2
This is a fact that all elementary school students know.
But on the test paper, 2 is avoided. What does this mean? This means that the 1 here is not the Arabic numeral 1, but represents other meanings.
It may represent a cucumber, a bag of potatoes, or a pigeon.
What does one person's failure + another one's failure mean?
Jia Zi realized it.
In an instant, she was enlightened, like spring breeze turning into rain.
She boldly picked up her pencil and solemnly checked A:0 on the test paper.
After finishing the selection, Jiazi took a long breath of relief,
As expected of you, Kako, you are so smart!
Jiazi encouraged herself in her heart.
Then with a smile of great enlightenment, he began to examine the next question.
The question writer sat at the desk and had a panoramic view of the candidates' expressions.
Some people closed their eyes and meditated, but had not written yet, such as Nai Yao; some people frowned, carefully searching for the mystery in the test paper, such as Fu Jiang; some people simply gave up, such as Ai Li; and some people,
They are confident, have a peaceful expression, and answer questions seriously, such as Ding Cheng and Jia Zi.
The person who asked the question couldn't help but laugh. One of them really dared to ask and the other dared to answer.
How could he answer this question like a horse? Only the first three people had normal reactions!
What's going on with the two people at the back?
Even if I can answer it, I still have a smile on my face.
Is this choosing wisdom and fun?
absurd!
Extremely ridiculous!
No novelist could write up such a ridiculous scene!
However, Kako's performance was not particularly surprising.
Question writers have heard about Kako's situation for a long time. She is a famous stupid girl. If she calls herself the second-lowest IQ in the world, then no one would dare to call her first. She is the only one who can score 0 points on Chinese language exams.
God man.
Therefore, it is normal for Kako to have fun answering this kind of question, and it is normal to be serious.
Because she is not a normal person, you cannot understand her using normal thinking.
The question maker understands.
But he didn't understand the other person's behavior.
Ding Cheng’s IQ should be online, right?
So what's going on with him?
Is this what the legend says, those who are close to red are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to fools are wise?
No, Jiazi's intelligence-dampening aura only works on monkeys, and it can't work on Ding Cheng.
Could it be that he was mentally attacked by Wen Qing in the first round, but he just didn't have the attack for the time being?
This explanation tends to be reasonable.
The question maker realized it,
Looking at Ding Cheng's expression, he felt a little more sympathetic.
He is a handsome guy with a crazy brain. It can be said that half of his life is over.
The remaining half can be saved because of appearance.
The essayist thought this way, watched Ding Cheng stand up, and smiled at him.
"Hello, question writer, I've finished answering."
Question maker:???
The question maker looked back at the clock on the wall and saw that 3 minutes had just passed.
???
You told me to finish answering a paper in 3 minutes? Is this possible?
It is indeed possible if you don't choose randomly.
In line with professional ethics, the question maker reminded: "Each candidate has only one chance to answer the question. If you can't answer 90 points, you can't answer again. Are you sure you want to hand in the paper now?"
"I'm sure, I think it's perfect." Ding Cheng said.
The question writer nodded and said nothing more. He was already convinced that Ding Cheng's brain was indeed broken. Prepare the iron cage.
"Okay, then give me the paper and I will judge the score now."
The question maker said this, putting Ding Cheng's test paper on the scanner and passing it through the machine.
After 10 seconds, the machine displays the results.
Sure enough, 0 points!
Haha, pitiful.
The question writer said regretfully: "Surprisingly, it's 0!"
Although he said he was sorry, his tone as a question writer was not regretful at all. He looked at Ding Cheng with a smile, but found that Ding Cheng was also looking at him with a smile.
???
The question maker is in a mess.
How is this going?
It’s all 0? Aren’t you scared?
Aren't you afraid?
Haha, my brain is really crazy.
Then don't blame me for being rude.
The question maker raised his arms and shouted to the sky: "Cage me!"
The mechanical tracks were transmitted with a clatter, and in an instant, the iron cage fell from the sky,
Then cover the person doing the question tightly.
Question maker:???
Hey, Iron Cage, are you mistaken?
"Please, you should lock the person outside." The question maker pointed at Ding Cheng.
"You're not mistaken." Ding Cheng said, "Repeat the rules of the iron cage warning."
Question maker:???
Do I still have to say the rules I made?
However, the question maker still said: "Candidates with a score below 90 will be locked up in an iron cage immediately."
After saying this, the question writer suddenly understood something.
"Asshole, whose name is written on your test paper???" the question maker grabbed the railing and screamed.
"This is your test paper." Ding Cheng said with a smile, and then generously showed the test paper's column to the test taker.
A neat Sun Qiang.
…
The question maker was shocked.
However, what shocked him even more was what was to come.
Ding Cheng took the test paper and said sternly: "I want to accuse you of violating the examination room discipline now, because there are no correct options on the paper you issued. According to Article 119 of the examination room discipline code, you should be sentenced to death and executed immediately. Now give
You have 1 minute for your personal statement.
???
The question writer panicked.
A large amount of sweat dripped from his forehead.
At this moment, in the ninth-floor secret room.
"What an idiot!" Reina slammed the table and roared.
I didn't expect that Sun Qiang would be so stupid. He shot himself in the foot by issuing a test paper without a correct answer.
Forget about giving out a test paper with no answers, and even make up some 119 items on the spot. What do you call it now? Digging a hole for yourself? Digging a grave to be the questioner?
I told you to make it more difficult in advance, but you ended up giving it to a brother like me.
Reina was very angry, but she still wanted to get some money from her little brother.
Then in the examination room on the third floor, a solemn voice sounded.
"Actually, this paper has the correct options. It's just that you can't understand it with ordinary thinking."
Reina said so.
"This is impossible." Ding Cheng questioned: "Where is the correct option? Can you show me?"
???
How do I know what the correct option is.
Reina was asked and became anxious.
In her anxiety, her eyes fell on Jia Zi's test paper, and she said in surprise:
"The girl with yellow hair and twin tails, her answer is the correct answer."
???
Not only Ding Cheng, but everyone on the third floor was shocked.
With yellow hair and twin tails, who is she talking about? Is it Kako?
"Jiako, your answer is 100 points! Congratulations on successfully passing the third level!"
Rena said excitedly.
And the people on the third floor were completely shocked. Not only did Kako do it right, but she did everything right, 100 points!???
"I want to see what she wrote?" Ai Li took Jia Zi's exam paper and read it aloud.
Question 1: 1+1=? Answer: 0
Question 2: What is the most suitable temperature for human bathing? Answer: 300 degrees Celsius
Question 60: What should you do if you see your roommate hit by a car on the road? Answer: Take a photo immediately and send it to Moments as a souvenir
Ellie:???
Where are my three views? Aili called for her own three views.
Where did her outlook on the nine-year compulsory education go?
It's a dog!
"Why are you so shocked? Let me explain to you." Jiazi smiled.
"I won't listen! I won't listen!" Ellie covered her ears in horror: "There's something wrong with me, or there's something wrong with the world."
"It's good now that you've passed the test." Ding Cheng held Jia Zi's hand: "I didn't expect you to be so smart!"
"Of course!" Kako said proudly, "No one in the world is better at solving problems than me."
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