Devil Pokémon

Tomi Jiang wiped his mouth: "I'm done telling my story, let's do the things we should do on a date."

"What are the things you should do on a 'date'?" Ding Cheng looked at Fu Jiang in confusion, and suddenly his head felt dizzy.

My throat started to feel sweet, my head felt like a fire, and a kind of heat rose up.

not good.

There is poison in shit! (cross out), there is poison in dumplings?

Fu Jiang pursed his lips and smiled, pointing his hand towards the chopsticks: "To be precise, it's not that the dumplings are poisonous, but that the chopsticks are poisonous. And what I administered was not poison, but a drug, a love potion."

Sure enough, he attacked me. Ding Cheng was very calm: "But why?"

"I'm greedy for your body." Fu Jiang said bluntly, "I've been thinking about that."

"How could you do this?" Ding Cheng blushed and reprimanded: "Aren't we talking about Chinese virtues? Are we not practicing female virtues? ... Well, let's go to the bedroom?"

"Huh? Okay, hahaha." Fu Jiang lowered his head and thought for a moment, then nodded charmingly.

"Okay, but you wait outside the door for a while. I want to change my clothes first."

Tomie:???

Before the effects of the medicine had taken effect, Ding Cheng went straight to the bedroom and closed the door without giving Fu Jiang a chance to react.

?

Fu Jiang couldn't help but smile, followed quietly to the door, and peeked inside.

"Don't peek, girl." Ding Cheng said.

Fu Jiang covered his mouth and chuckled: "I'm afraid you'll take the opportunity to lock the door."

"The lock is open. If you don't believe me, just twist it."

Tomie really turned the handle, and the door opened slightly.

"Do you believe it now?" Ding Cheng said from a distance: "You can come in again after I let you in."

"Yeah, okay, I won't watch." Fujiang smiled and turned his head.

Ding Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, quickly unpacked the Master Ball, took out the Master Ball, and hid it under his pillow.

"It's not okay yet? How long does it take for a boy to 'change' his clothes?" Fu Jiang urged outside the door.

"It's almost ready, just wait a little longer and don't peek!" Ding Cheng said as he kicked the dismantled packaging box under the bed.

"What are you peeking at?" Fu Jiang chuckled: "Men are all 1 yuan coins, with a 1 on the front and a chrysanthemum on the back. You have to be different, unless you are a double-flower commemorative coin."

What kind of tiger and wolf words is this?

Ding Cheng hid the last piece of wrapping paper, sat on the bed and said to Fu Jiang: "Okay."

"It's finally done!" Fu Jiang couldn't wait to open the door and rushed in with a hungry look on his face.

"You just took off your top, why do you have to keep me waiting for so long?" Fu Jiang came in, took a look at Ding Cheng, and laughed uncontrollably.

He took off his coat wantonly and prepared to pounce like a wolf.

"Wait a minute!" Ding Cheng stopped Fu Jiang.

?Fujiang stood by the bed and was stunned: "What are you waiting for?"

Ding Cheng said: "Don't be so anxious, just lie down first!"

Fu Jiang laughed: "It's really troublesome to have so many romantic feelings. Okay, I'll just follow you."

"You can lie a little closer." Ding Cheng guided Fu Jiang into the correct area.

"?" Fu Jiang chuckled: "Chengcheng, you seem to be honest, but I didn't expect you to be an old pervert."

Tomie really knew nothing about the danger she was about to face.

hehe,

Ding Cheng smiled and said nothing. He held Fu Jiang's head with his left hand and quietly reached under the pillow with his right hand.

The master ball is round and slippery, and Ding Cheng holds it tightly with one hand.

At this time, the mobile phone on the bedside suddenly rang.

Ding Cheng loosened his grip on the ball: "Whose phone number?"

Fu Jiang quickly took the phone and took a look at it, then winked at Ding Cheng mysteriously: "Your big-breasted coach."

Naiyao?

Ding Cheng let go of his hand and reached out to Fu Jiang: "Give me the phone."

Fujiang quickly drew back while holding the phone, cunningly pressed the answer button, and then pressed the speakerphone button.

Naiyao's relaxed voice came through the speakerphone: "Hey, Ding Cheng, I've arrived at Jindi Scenic Spot. There are many apartment buildings here. Which apartment are you in?"

The scenic spot of Jindi is the community where Fujiang is located.

Ding Cheng looked at Fu Jiang with questioning eyes.

Fujiang smiled and told Ding Cheng: "While you were going upstairs just now, I pretended to be your voice and called your friend and told her that there was a wonderful drama prepared for them here."

Wonderful drama? They? Ding Cheng's brain tightened and he felt suffocated.

"Give me the phone back!"

"No, hee hee hee." Fu Jiang ducked away quickly, grabbed the phone and said clearly one word at a time: "Unit 3, 402, the door is unlocked, you can come in as soon as you push the door."

"..."

A stocky voice came over the phone, "She sounds like a woman." This was Kako.

"What's going on? Why is there a woman next to Ding Cheng?" The quick and sharp voice was Ai Li.

"Who are you and why are you holding Ding Cheng's cell phone?" There was a hint of anger in Naiyao's voice.

Fujiang responded with a smile: "You will find out when you come up later~"

After saying that, he quickly put the phone on the carpet under the bed, pressed Ding Cheng tightly with both hands, and made a huge performance humming sound.

"Are you crazy?" Ding Cheng looked at Fu Jiang in disbelief.

Tomie chuckled and continued to perform indifferently. While pressing, he continued to express his inner feelings in a Kanto accent:

"kimochiii~~kimodei kurai~atashi nookuni~~"

???

"Don't scream!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" Ellie's scream echoed through the room through the hands-free speaker: "What did I hear?"

Kako's voice was relatively steady: "Haha, does it sound like you are doing that kind of thing?"

"Haha." Naiyao seemed to chuckle over the phone.

Bang.

The phone was hung up.

Kick, kick, kick, followed by the sound of footsteps rushing up the stairs.

"It looks like they are coming up soon."

"Let's do important things quickly before they find out!"

"You're fucking sick!" Ding Cheng grabbed the quilt and covered his face: "What are you thinking?"

"What do you think?" Fu Jiang pretended to be surprised, covering his chest: "We love each other, isn't this reason enough?"

"I don't think it's enough." Ding Cheng said.

"Then hold on tight." Fu Jiang's face was close to Ding Cheng's: "It's the same for me, it's my first time."

Kick, kick, kick, the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer.

Ding Cheng asked Fu Jiang desperately: "I remember you locked the door, right?"

Fujiang smiled and replied: "It's not locked, I installed it. But I locked the small door inside."

?Isn’t this more suspicious?

Bang!

The door was kicked open.

"Honey, where are you? I'm here to catch the bitch!"

"Hehehe, Mei Shi's Xiaocheng, you are already an adult. Hey, there are actually high-end bananas in the living room?"

"Ding Cheng, kneel down!"

"Here they come."

Fu Jiang sat up from Ding Cheng and touched his face lovingly: "It's okay, Cheng Cheng, it's probably the work of low-level evil spirits. As long as you recite 'Fu Jiang I love you so much' a hundred times in your heart, it will dissipate."

.Come on, cheer up and start chanting after me~"

Ding Cheng looked at her straightly:???

"It should be here, right?" Kako's muffled voice sounded nearby while eating a banana.

Footsteps are approaching.

"You're right!" Naiyao's voice sounded like she was suppressing anger.

Bang bang bang!

"Let's break down the door!" Ellie said.

"Haha, let me explain it to them." Fu Jiang casually took a coat and put it on his body, stood up and walked towards the door.