Devil Pokémon

Ding Cheng:???

"Sorry, I don't quite understand." Ding Cheng said.

"Is there anything you don't understand?" Aqua felt slightly unhappy: "I like you and I want to pursue you. What's so difficult to understand?"

Ding Cheng:!!!

"Why? But why is this?"

"Why? There is no reason. Because I feel the sweet smell." Aqua said seriously, raised her toes, put her head to Ding Cheng's chest and smelled it.

"Let's play a little love game." Aqua said excitedly.

Ding Cheng:???

"Is it okay to just do this as soon as we meet?"

"Would it be too quick and not reserved enough?"

"Besides, President Shi Quan doesn't care about it anymore? Won't you clean up the mess outside? Every second you waste now, an innocent flower will be dissolved."

Ding Cheng spoke slowly, and halfway through his words, his tongue suddenly became strongly blocked.

"No, now is not the time to talk about this!" Aqua moved her head away from Ding Cheng with great enthusiasm.

"Those matters will naturally be handled by dedicated people. Don't worry about those details!"

"Right now, for me, for you, for us, the most important thing is love! If you are going to have an earth-shattering love affair and have a heated exchange of feelings, you need to get intense as soon as possible!"

"I want to fall in love!"

"Love is bigger than heaven!"

"As long as it makes me happy! Even if the flood outside is overwhelming!" Aqua said loudly, and when Aqua summoned the flood, flood appeared on the ground.

Ding Cheng:???

As the goddess of water, Aqua's ability to summon water is basically at the flood level. Ding Cheng is very familiar with this setting.

It is not like Ding Cheng has never seen this scene before. Most recently, in the Sonozaki Family Sacrifice Hall, Ding Cheng saw with his own eyes that the stone hall was flooded by the spreading sewage.

But this time, Ding Cheng was deeply confused.

Because this time, it was my home that was flooded!

No, to be precise, it's my rental house.

But there is no essential difference between the two.

"ah------"

Ding Cheng was thinking in despair when he suddenly heard a heart-shaking scream, and someone shouted out his heart for him.

Before Ding Cheng broke out, Jia Zi broke out first.

"what happened?"

“I haven’t finished my fresh bananas yet?!”

Kako ate half of the freshly imported high-quality bananas, but the other half fell into the flood and was submerged.

The flood swept across at that moment without any warning, and everyone present was not prepared at all, allowing the cold raindrops to hit everyone's face randomly.

Dingcheng, Kako, Ellie and Aqua herself were all wet.

Ding Cheng:……

The flood raged in the large 30-square-meter room. Soon, the broken table legs, electric fans, and small refrigerators in the room all floated up from the bottom of the water.

In confusion, Ellie and Kako have not fully understood the situation.

"No, what's going on?"

"What the hell happened?"

Ellie and Kako were deeply shocked.

Why do floods suddenly occur in a good studio?

And there’s nothing going on outside?

Is this flood a special flood? It only floods the inside, not the outside?

But Ding Cheng knew what was going on.

This is not all because of Aqua.

Ding Cheng looked at Aqua with understanding eyes.

When Aqua is present, it is normal and serious for this situation to occur. After all, what Aqua is best at is messing up things.

And as a goddess, Aqua has higher energy.

For example, both of them are mentally weak, and the damage Kako can do is only B+, then the damage Aqua can do is S.

Aqua is a real SSR evil spirit, with 0 strength, SS destructive power, and a professional in cheating teammates for a hundred years.

Ding Cheng:……

"Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding." Ding Cheng said, standing in the waist-high water, looking at the floating furniture.

Then Ding Cheng slowly turned to Aqua: "Aqua, noble goddess, since you can summon the flood, you must also be able to send it back, right?"

Aqua smiled politely at Ding Cheng, wrung her fingers and said, "Can't..."

Ding Cheng:???

Ding Cheng felt his anger bar rising.

"You caused a flood in my house, and now you're telling me it can't be taken back?"

Ding Cheng asked Aqua in disbelief. Now Ding Cheng felt that he was powerful without being angry.

Aqua: "I didn't know it would be like this. I just expressed my emotions casually."

Ding Cheng:???

Before Ding Cheng completely exploded, Aqua added in time: "Although I can't take away the flood, I can summon a motorboat."

Aqua summoned a motorboat, and a motorboat appeared in the room.

This motorboat is much more beautiful than Shiyin’s one!

A huge balloon hung on the mast of the motorboat, with an equally huge Aqua painted on it.

Then the motorboat stretched out the escalator downwards, and stepping on the escalator, Dingcheng, Yoshiko, Ellie and Aqua herself boarded the yacht.

The raging flood suddenly became quiet.

Because a yacht that was 20 meters long and 2 meters high was suddenly crammed into the 30-square-meter space, and two-thirds of the space was immediately taken up. Naturally, there was no room for the flood to rage.

Maybe this is a good thing.

Ding Cheng thought secretly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

This wrong feeling came from his feet. Ding Cheng looked at his feet and found that he was actually moving?

???

It's not because flooding pushed the yacht.

It's because the yacht itself is lengthening.

"Will this yacht get longer? Is it telescopic?" Ding Cheng was shocked, completely shocked, dumbfounded, unable to express his feelings at this moment in words.

Aqua smiled very shyly: "It won't stretch out particularly long, it will only stretch out a little bit, a little longer than the ordinary type."

Ding Cheng:……

The yacht is extending to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Ding Cheng felt that Aqua's description was too reserved.

This is more than just a little bit?

In a short period of time, the yacht has grown a lot to both ends and has reached the edge of the door and wall.

If it continues to grow longer, it may break through the wall or door.

"We can't let it grow any longer." Ding Cheng said, "If it continues to grow, the wall may be broken."

"It doesn't matter, if it wants to break, just let it break!" Aqua smiled empathetically: "I asked in advance, this wall in your home is not a load-bearing wall, so it won't matter if it collapses.

relation."

Ding Cheng:???

"Is this the reason why you control it to grow longer and bigger at will?"

"Don't be so direct. You know, the size of this yacht is beyond my control..." Aqua said awkwardly.

No, the size of the yacht can be controlled, but you can't control it with your IQ, Ding Cheng said in his heart.

The yacht is growing rapidly at an irreversible speed, impacting the wall.

boom!

boom!

boom!

Then the wall in front of Ding Cheng collapsed.

Debris from cement bricks were flying freely in the room.

Ding Cheng:……

Floods, yachts, waves, broken walls.

Aqua cupped her hands into fists and placed them under her chin, closed her eyes, and exclaimed with joy: "What a beautiful scene!"

"In adolescence, we need to see something truly magnificent, something that transcends the scale of human society. Like tropical volcanoes erupting thousands of meters high, sailing across the ocean for days without seeing land, burning hundreds of falling meteors,

The Large Magellanic Cloud shining above the midnight beach slowly sinks into the black ocean, giant trees support endless green palaces, blue icebergs slide past the side of the ship, and Altocumulus clouds are bigger than the entire city."

"These things will be our rope of escape in many dark and cramped moments in the future."

The accumulated flood poured out along the gap in the wall. Amidst the rushing waves, Aqua recited the words tearfully.

Ding Cheng:……

"I am playing tricks on your mother, my family is gone!"

"Open your eyes and take a look. Is this where you are making fun of me now? Ah?!!"

Ding Cheng grabbed Aqua's shoulders and shook her violently.

frenzied!

Aqua's head was shaken by Ding Cheng.

Aqua:???

Although her head was shaking violently, Aqua still remained conscious.

"Ha." Aqua sneered: "This little shabby house will be gone if it's gone. Anyway, all the furniture you had before was smashed, so you don't want this house!"

Ding Cheng:???

Is this what people say?

Ding Cheng felt suffocated, but before suffocating, he still asked the questions in his heart.

"Why do you want to demolish my home? Do you have the Erha attribute attached to it?"

Ding Cheng was very confused and confused.

When Ding Cheng returned home, he found that everything in his home had been destroyed. Ding Cheng thought it was caused by the fierce fight between Naiyao and the gangsters.

But later, through a series of events, Ding Cheng discovered that there were no gangsters and no fighting here. Naiyao didn't even have a conflict with anyone. She took a taxi directly to the hotel.

So what's going on?

So what's going on in my house now?

Why was my home demolished?

"Ah... Speaking of which..." Aqua's sonorous tone suddenly dropped: "These are all due to some small mistakes."

"My intention is to install two big screens in your home!" Aqua pointed to the two screens hanging from the ceiling, one on the left and one on the right.

"Did you see it?" Aqua asked demurely.

"I saw it." Ding Cheng said.

Ding Cheng doesn't quite understand what the relationship is between demolishing a home and installing screens.

However, this is also in line with Aqua’s expression style.

After all, intelligence points are added to defense attributes, so some things are not clearly expressed.

Normal, seriously normal.

Ding Cheng expressed his understanding of this. In order not to embarrass himself or Aqua, he chose a straightforward way of expression: "Then what? So what happened next?"

"Then your family is like this." Aqua spread her hands innocently.

???

Ding Cheng:???

what do you want to say?

"What I mean is that when I was performing the Great Installation Technique, I made a mistake and cast it instead as the Great Disassembly Technique, so all the furniture in your house was dismantled by me..."

Ding Cheng:……

I see.

"Then I guess your dismantling technique is the same as the flood summoning technique. Once it is released, there is no way to recover it, right?" Ding Cheng answered quickly.

"Bingo! That's it!" Aqua snapped her fingers happily, indicating that what Ding Cheng said was right, and expressed her appreciation to Ding Cheng: "Exactly right, Ding Cheng-san, you are so smart, and you are worthy of what I am planning to chase."

people!"

Ding Cheng:……

Although it sounds like a compliment, why do you always feel like something weird is going on?

I kind of want to hit someone.

"Clang Clang Clang Clang!"

"Then the second time I cast the spell, I succeeded!" Aqua pointed at the two big screens on the left and right as if taking credit, and exclaimed: "Look at these two big screens, how big they are! How wide they are!"

Ding Cheng:……

"Are you happy? Ding Cheng-san?" Aqua clapped her hands and asked Ding Cheng: "If you feel happy, clap your hands~ Hey hey~"

"I don't feel happy, I want to slap your head now!" Ding Cheng said.

It turns out that this is the cause and effect.

After figuring out the ins and outs of the whole thing, Ding Cheng was a little confused and confused.

The rental house has been destroyed and the landlord has disappeared. But the properties Shiyin gave him are still stuck in the nether world and have not been delivered. The savings in his hand are very limited. Where will he stay tonight?

Live in a park?

On the bench in the park, let the fierce cold wind accompany me to sleep~~

No!

I won't allow this scene to happen!

Ding Cheng quickly dismissed his thoughts, and then shot knives from his eyes towards the person who caused all this.

It's all Aqua's fault!

Ding Cheng looked at Aqua, looking at her teasingly like a teacher catching a classmate stealing snacks in class.

"Ding Chengsang, I feel the intensity and passion in your eyes!"

"Can't wait to start a passionate relationship with me now? Hehe, but now is not the time."

"My sweetheart will live in a dream castle that is 666 meters long, 666 meters wide, and 666 meters high. Every morning, facing the morning light, he will open his eyes with me on a diamond-encrusted crystal bed that is 233 meters long and 233 meters wide.

My eyes don’t have to be as vast as the stars and the sea, but my giant eyes must be thickly coated with Kazilan. Then the two of us, served by 1818 maids (with rabbit ears), drove together to our love nest, which is 250 kilometers away.

At the steamed Kung Fu restaurant, you can taste the delicacies that our old lady Baier Jing'er has cooked for 365 days, such as bean juice, braised pork, braised water, sesame paste sesame cakes, etc. After eating, she was immediately sent to the hospital for gastric lavage.

."

"If my sweetheart cannot provide this for me, then I will create it for him!"

Ding Cheng:???

Aqua paused and said in an impassioned tone: "I mean, I want to invite you to live with me in the dream castle I created for you!"

Ding Cheng:!!!

"Open!" Aqua shouted angrily, and Naiyao and Tomie disappeared from the screen at the same time. Instead, a magnificent scene came into view. It was super exaggerated, super dreamy and huge. The castle couldn't fit in one screen, so using

The two screens show its front and side respectively, but these are also partial.

This is something truly majestic and magnificent, something that transcends human and social scale.

"Wow, so pretentious, so complimentary, such a dreamy castle!" Jia Zi and Ellie were shocked at the same time.

"Can we live there and become princesses?" Jia Zi and Ellie clasped their hands in anticipation.

"No, maybe you can become one of the 1818 maids." Aqua refused ruthlessly, then turned to tenderness in a second, holding Ding Cheng's hand: "Ding Cheng-san, are you willing to live with me?

There, become my prince?"

It was so luxurious that Ding Cheng couldn't help but feel a little moved.

However, Ding Cheng still refused: "What kind of prince? I don't think he is just a son-in-law?"

"No, that's different." Aqua said gently: "Your mother-in-law and father-in-law are dead and have joined the Qidian Orphanage. Now the only owners there are the two of us."

Ding Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's pretty much it."

"Then let's set off now, what are we waiting for!"

"You do, short do!" Aqua said, stretching out her hand as if looking at it.

At that moment, the yacht accelerated at full speed, broke through the security door, rode the wind and waves, and sailed away thinking of Aqua's dream castle.