Devil Pokémon

“Ahhhhh————”

The melodious, melodious, and twists and turns of the chant echoed over the endless black river and lingered in the mist-shrouded stone palace.

Lu Xiaoming was tricked by Ding Cheng.

A pot full of freshly boiled water was poured onto Lu Xiaoming's face without missing a drop.

Although Lu Xiaoming has a thick skin, it is so thick that if you took off her skin and used it as the sole of a shoe, it would not be worn out in the next life.

But no matter how thick-skinned you are, you can't stand such domineering leakage.

"Ah ah ah ah ah----"

"Ahhhh——"

What echoed in everyone's ears was Lu Xiaoming's heartfelt chant.

This aria seems to be singing an opera, it is long, graceful, twists and turns, the lingering sound is thought-provoking.

Ding Cheng lowered his head slightly, not daring to imagine what kind of wonderful scene Lu Xiaoming would have on his face now.

But it can be seen from her voice alone,

The beauty on her face now must be extraordinary.

well.

Ding Cheng sighed leisurely, this is really a story of a man silently crying and a woman crying.

Lu Xiaoming's melodious aria lingered over the stone palace.

All living beings present were affected by her emotions.

Naiyao, Li Nai, Meiyin, Shiyin thoughtfully stretched out their hands to plug their ears.

The boiling spiritual cultivators below the boat were all frightened by the sound and stopped.

Ai Li, who was in a coma, was awakened by Lu Xiaoming's howling.

"What happened?"

Ai Li, who had just woken up, knew nothing about what had just happened. She looked at Lu Xiaoming in confusion, feeling that her condition seemed to have worsened.

"What a terrible face, it polluted my eyes." Ai Li said in horror, shrinking into Ding Cheng's arms and covering her eyes with both hands.

If the attack caused by Ding Cheng's boiling water attack on Lu Xiaoming is one hundred, then the attack caused by Ai Li's inadvertent words on Lu Xiaoming is one hundred cubes.

Lu Xiaoming:???

Gently taking out a small mirror from his sleeve, Lu Xiaoming skillfully took a look at himself in the mirror, and then fell into a huge shock.

“Ahhhhh——”

"I have this face of a peerless beauty that is as beautiful as a moon and a flower -"

"That's not a big deal." Ding Cheng said tactfully.

Lu Xiaoming:???

The brief pause did not affect Lu Xiaoming's expression of emotions, and she soon regained her feelings.

"My face, a face that is as beautiful as a moon and a flower, has been ruined by you."

Lu Xiaoming chanted, and instead of being sad in her voice, there was a sense of excitement in her voice.

Lu Xiaoming chuckled, his eyes turned, and he looked at Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng:???

Ding Cheng was a little unsure for a moment. He wasn't sure whether Lu Xiaoming's face was more scary or her person was more scary.

Being face-ridden, instead of being angry, she was actually a little excited?

Is this the reaction a normal person should have?

Oh, no. Lu Xiaoming is not a human being.

Is this the reaction a normal evil spirit should have?

This is not right!

Is she pretending? Is she pretending to laugh? Ding Cheng quickly guessed the motive of Lu Xiaoming's abnormal behavior.

Okay, she is indeed an unusual woman. She can remain calm even after being attacked. She must be planning a counterattack in her heart at this moment. It seems that I must be extremely vigilant!

"Maybe your superpower is working?" Ai Li sat next to Ding Cheng and gently reminded Ding Cheng.

The special ability of love experts is that they will not make women feel disgusted by anything they do.

Even if you do something very egregious.

Ding Cheng:???

No way, no way.

Is this also possible?

Ding Cheng fell into deep thought, and Lu Xiaoming spoke leisurely with a smile.

"It feels so good, so exciting, so comfortable!"

"I have never tasted such a pleasant feeling since I was sixteen years old."

"Do you know? I have been watching "Eternal Dragon Sword" since I was a child, and my favorite heroine is Yin Li. The one I want to be the most is Zhongli. Because I want to have a face like Yin Li."

"When Yin Li's face became purulent due to spider poison, I was excited; when Yin Li took fake medicine and his face became worse and worse, I was excited again; when Yin Li was forced to have plastic surgery by Zhou Zhiruo on Spirit Snake Island

, I’m excited again. This is so exciting, can you understand this feeling of climax after wave of pleasure?”

Lu Xiaoming said excitedly, beaming with joy.

Ding Cheng and Ai Li were shocked.

This... Lu Xiaoming, destroys the three views!!!

mouth area.

"vomit"!

Ellie's head dropped to the side of the boat and she literally vomited.

"You're crazy! You're perverted!"

Ellie slapped her chest in horror.

"She was originally a pervert." Ding Cheng comforted Ai Li and patted her back slowly.

After contacting Lu Xiaoming's normal style, Ding Cheng was not surprised by her dangerous remarks.

This is indeed very similar to what Lu Xiaoming would say.

Because Lu Xiaoming herself is a pervert. In layman's terms, her mind is abnormal and her brain is crazy.

Just think about it, if a person is not a pervert, would he still dress up like a little girl every day at the age of 35, and would deceive passers-by into secret rooms at dark and windy nights to intimidate them?

Ding Cheng still remembers the scene when he and Lu Xiaoming first met in the auditorium.

There were three coffins placed in the auditorium from left to right, namely his grandfather, stepmother, and half-brother. On the coffin boards were uniformly pasted high-contrast color wedding invitations with heartfelt elegiac couplets: "Have a good journey, die a good death."

, Congratulations to XXXC on their funeral], this is all Lu Xiaoming’s masterpiece.

Lu Xiaoming is such a woman.

But even though he realized this, Ding Cheng still felt deeply shocked.

Because he never knew that Lu Xiaoming would get pleasure from having sex.

Love expert turns ghost into M?

Forehead.

Ding Cheng held his forehead and heard a tremor in his heart.

That was the sound of his outlook being shattered again.

And at this moment, on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea.

After pausing for a moment, Lu Xiaoming mustered up the courage to confess his affection to Ding Cheng.

"Ding Lang, I saw you from afar in Moon River Park that day, and then we said goodbye for three months. I thought about you day and night, and even traveled thousands of miles to find you here just to see you again. This is what I mean to you, Ding Lang."

"I immediately looked at each other from a distance on the wall, and my heart broke as soon as I saw you and knew you..."

"Don't copy other people's things to me. When I meet you, there is neither a wall nor a right door."

Ding Cheng interrupted Lu Xiaoming's slightly embarrassing confession and recalled the scene when he first met Lu Xiaoming. Ding Cheng thought that it was not something worth remembering.

"And you didn't accept the performance before and after. It's embarrassing, extremely embarrassing."

Ding Cheng ruthlessly refused.

But this did not affect Ms. Lu Xiaoming's self-confidence.

Lu Xiaoming smiled and continued to deal with it calmly.

"I don't think any of this is a problem."

???

Ding Cheng:???

"The crux of the matter is, I like you and you like me, isn't that the end of it?" Lu Xiaoming said matter-of-factly, with a righteous look on his face.

"Wait, why do I like you?" Ding Cheng was shocked.

"Where did you deduce the paradox of 'I like you'?"

"Please stop your nonsensical behavior immediately!"

Ding Chengyi spoke sternly and quickly distanced himself from Lu Xiaoming.

And these, Nai Yao, Jia Zi, Shiyin, who felt the disturbance, took their hands away from their ears.

For a moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Lu Xiaoming.

Lu Xiaoming smiled gracefully and asked Ding Cheng in the rhetorical question format that Gang Jing loved to use: "If you don't like me, why would you splash boiling water on my face?"

"If you don't like me, how can you know about my special hobby?"

"If you don't like me, how can you satisfy my long-cherished wish?"

Lu Xiaoming spoke seriously and affectionately. Every time she said something, the faces of everyone on the boat became darker.

Lu Xiaoming happily took in everyone's expressions, clasped his hands together in a pious blessing, and then concluded to Ding Cheng: "These are the proofs that I am Mr. Ding and you love me."

…

"Ugh!" Ellie said.

"Nausea, disgusting!" Naiyao said.

"This woman is not too shameless." Jia Zi commented.

"It's so stupid, sometimes modern, sometimes classical, the performance is too over the top, negative points! Bad review!" Meiyin said.

"Bad review!" Shiyin said.

"Bad review!" Reina said.

All the women on the motorboat were very disgusted with Lu Xiaoming's performance.

"I want to drive her out. This is our Sonozaki family's territory. Why did she enter without permission? Entering a private house without permission! The law will not tolerate it!"

Shiyin said calmly, and her hand started to move.

"Jiazi, do you still have the boiling water you just boiled?" Meiyin asked calmly.

"There are more." Kako replied happily.

"That's great." Meiyin also said happily, quietly sinking into the kitchen.

At this moment, Lu Xiaoming still knew nothing about the danger that was coming around him.

Until the water jet from the high-pressure water gun hit her face.

Lu Xiaoming was intoxicated when he was suddenly hit by a high-pressure water jet and staggered.

Lu Xiaoming:???

"Get out, you pervert." Shiyin ordered calmly, holding a water gun and calmly shooting at Lu Xiaoming.

There is a thick and long pipe connected to the back of Shiyin's water gun, which is inserted directly into the oily black sewage.

As a result, the dissolved spiritual practitioners were sucked into the conduit and sprayed towards Lu Xiaoming at high speed.

All Spiritual Cultivators:???

Without any precautions, spiritual practitioners are sucked into the evil conduit.

Angrily, yelling, and waving their hands, the spiritual practitioners tried their best to express their resistance.

But it's a pity that Shiyin's catheter is very good at sucking, has stable function, is well-founded, and is well-trained. It's obviously well-prepared!

"Ah ah ah ah ah----"

The spiritual cultivators screamed in horror and turned into tube-like solutions and were sucked into the catheter.

Howling is the fate of spiritual practitioners.

"Get out and crawl!" Shiyin yelled angrily, holding a water gun to output steadily, and each shot accurately hit Lu Xiaoming's head.

"Ah ah ah. It's so exciting and so refreshing."

Lu Xiaoming leaned back tactically and kept shouting excitedly.

"Kimochiii~~kimodei Kurai~~Atashi nookuni~~"

Lu Xiaoming continued to express his inner feelings in a Kansai accent while being sprayed, and he was completely satisfied.

Poetry sound:???

Of course Shiyin knew what Lu Xiaoming meant, and Shiyin was shocked.

The key is that Lu Xiaoming didn't shout these words to Shiyin, she shouted to Ding Cheng, which made Shiyin even more frightened.

Bold, shameless, and obscene.

Unruly.

I have never seen such a shameless person in my life.

Shiyin looked at Lu Xiaoming in shock and anger. This time, Shiyin looked at Lu Xiaoming not only as she looked at an intruder, but as she looked at an enemy.

"Dirty woman, go to hell!"

This time, Shiyin pointed the gun directly at Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

Shiyin wanted to spray all the dirty water and sewage from this pool into Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

“Ahhhhh————”

The spiritual cultivators screamed in panic in the catheter, and soon they entered Lu Xiaoming's throat and esophagus, and lost consciousness.

“Ahhhhh————”

Lu Xiaoming also shouted in shock.

“So salty!”

“So thick!”

Poetry sound:???

Good guy, are you provoking me?

die!

Shiyin increased the water-absorbing speed of the conduit, and the spiritual cultivators were sucked into the water gun at three times the speed and injected into Lu Xiaoming's mouth.

At the same time, the water level in the stone palace dropped rapidly.

Ding Cheng was surprised to find that the water level problem that could not be solved before was actually solved by Shiyin?!

The spiritual cultivators all threw themselves at Lu Xiaoming, fighting fire with fire!

Then some of the unabsorbed sewage fell back to the water surface, but most of the sewage had been consumed in the water gun attack.

"Good guy, I just call him good guy."

Ding Cheng was shocked from the bottom of his heart. Female jealousy is so terrifying!

The duel between women is the Shura field.

Ding Cheng raised his head and looked at Lu Xiaoming. Lu Xiaoming was at an absolute disadvantage in the PK. Her face was sprayed to the left and right by high-pressure water jets, switching back and forth as if she was having an epileptic seizure. However, she was in good spirits.

To be precise, Lu Xiaoming was excited.

His shoulders were shaking violently, and he continued to express his inner emotions in a Kansai accent.

“So comfortable!”

“Comfortable!”

“I haven’t enjoyed such an exciting feeling in a long time!”

"Please don't stop!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah----"

Chef M is ecstatic.

Terrible shaking M.

"This woman is so scary!"

"Let her see the power of boiling water!"

Ding Cheng:???

With an angry shout, Reina and Meiyin joined the battle, one on the left and one on the right, each holding a water pipe.

The water pipe sprayed liquid at Lu Xiaoming. The liquid was transparent and emitting white smoke?

Ding Cheng was shocked.

"Is this... boiling water?"

"Yes, it's boiling water!" Renai and Meiyin repeated solemnly, then opened the valve to the maximum and sprayed boiling water towards Lu Xiaoming.

"Um, but what she likes most is boiling water."

Li Nai and Mei Yin did not answer, and three water jets directly sprayed Lu Xiaoming's body away.

As an evil spirit, Lu Xiaoming can originally float in the sky. For example, not long ago, she had been hiding behind the white mist and talking to Ding Cheng in a floating posture.

But the difference is that Lu Xiaoming was flying actively just now, and now he is flying passively.

“Ahhhhh————”

Lu Xiaoming felt like a rocket being launched. His whole body was suffering from the high heat caused by friction, and his lower body was burning. That was because fuel was being supplied.

Lu Xiaoming rose higher and higher like a rocket, rising higher and higher, gradually rising to the ceiling of the stone hall.

But this time, Lu Xiaoming did not feel the pain of the collision between his head and the stone wall.

This is not because the evil spirit has no entity, but because Lu Xiaoming's body gradually becomes transparent from bottom to top.

Lu Xiaoming himself finally realized this.

"This is……"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"" Lu Xiaoming let out a long cry. This time it was not out of excitement, but out of real panic.

The melting feeling comes from the bottom up.

Lu Xiaoming merged with the water vapor in the sky.

drop.

A fresh drop of solution falls onto the surface of the water.