Devil Pokémon
Chapter 100 I got it, how about you?
Ai Li felt extremely ridiculous and laughed, what's wrong with the world? If there's something wrong with her, then there's something wrong with the world. Anyway, there must be something wrong with one of them.
Ellie looked at the red monk mockingly, her eyes completely attracted by the spiritual practice in red. Because the red monk fell into a psychedelic state after boasting that the photo in his hand was an unparalleled secret book, and his whole body was as violent as a pile driver.
Trembling, and at the same time making unsightly sounds such as hissing and hissing from the mouth.
Old Lingxiu's exaggerated behavior successfully attracted the attention of everyone present. Everyone's eyes were firmly anchored on him, wondering what he was going to do.
"Could it be that he has epilepsy?" Ellie frowned: "In that case, we can't delay, we need to treat it as soon as possible!"
After Ai Li finished speaking, she was interrupted by equally excited spiritual practitioners.
"That's wrong! The president is guided by the supreme power in the secret book and is psychic!"
"Of course, what the president is holding is the supreme secret. Since it is the supreme secret, how can it cause the president to suffer from epilepsy?"
"Don't you understand? This is an immortal disease! The president has become an immortal!"
"The president is exchanging energy with the universe. This is the connection between heaven and man!"
The spiritual cultivators all talked about it, and they still firmly believed that what the spiritual cultivator in red was holding was a supreme secret book. And the supreme secret book meant that it would not bring any negative impact on people.
"This world is so wonderful." Ai Li laughed, looking at the crazy spiritual practitioners, she also felt speechless.
On the other side, the pile-driver shaking of the red-coated spiritual cultivator continued. Ellie looked at him as if he were watching a monkey. Ellie knew that he was 100% acting because he was holding an ordinary book in his hand.
A photo, and an ordinary photo will never give such a reaction to those who read it.
Ai Li is confused, Ding Cheng and Jia Zi are also confused.
As insiders themselves, Ding Cheng and Jia Zi also fully knew that what Hong Yi Ling Xiu was holding was not a supreme secret at all. However, Hong Yi Ling Xiu's performance was too real and convincing, so both Ding Cheng and Jia Zi had a little bit of confusion.
doubt.
Is it because Hongyi Lingxiu's acting skills are too superb, or is there something wrong with their memory?
Is that really a supreme secret book?
Ding Cheng and Jia Zi had some doubts about their memories, and could not do anything at the moment. They could only stand at a safe distance and watch the limbs of the spiritual cultivator in red dance wildly.
The other spiritual cultivators also stood at a safe distance, watching the red-clothed spiritual cultivator's limbs dancing wildly, and everyone formed a circle tacitly.
So, a quarter of an hour later.
The red-clothed spiritual cultivator roared, as if he had reached a point. His physical strength was exhausted, and his emotions exploded. He was sacred and solemn. The red-clothed spiritual cultivator roared, and his whole body quickly rotated around the center of the circle, then quickly collapsed, swaying and collapsed.
On the ground, he let out a long breath while lying on his back.
…
The scene was embarrassing, because this kind of situation had never happened before, so the spiritual cultivators didn't know what happened, and they didn't know whether the situation would be reversed later.
The red-clothed spiritual cultivator lay paralyzed on his back with his eyes closed tightly. He stopped twitching and couldn't breathe, because he seemed to have been twitched directly.
…
The awkward stillness stayed in the middle of each spiritual cultivator on the scene. The spiritual cultivators looked at each other and looked at each other. Then everyone looked at the old spiritual cultivator in the center of the circle. After looking at each other for about a quarter of an hour, they looked at each other.
The spiritual cultivators confirmed one fact, that is - the old spiritual cultivator really fainted.
Ah~
"President~"
"It's over. It's been 15 minutes since the president pulled him over. The golden time for medical rescue has been missed. He won't just die, right?"
"Probably not. Didn't the president have a channel just now? He shouldn't be taken away so soon."
How could it be that it was really a dog leash? He was just pretending. Ai Li sneered in her heart. The highest level of performance is to be indistinguishable between human and play. In Ai Li's opinion, the old spiritual cultivator has already perfected his acting skills to the point of perfection.
Who is the actor? You are the actor. You should go to the actors please take your place!
However, these fragmentary thoughts of Ellie were only spoken in her mind and were not really expressed, so the busy spiritual practitioners were still immersed in sadness.
"President~ President~ you can't die!"
"President, nothing can happen to you. If something happens to you, please don't worry. I will take care of your wife and children!"
"Come, let's all wake up the president's ears together!"
All the spiritual cultivators swarmed up, surrounded the old spiritual cultivator, and tried all kinds of tricks to try to revive him. They pinched everyone, slapped the face, and scratched the soles of the feet. The spiritual cultivators
He used various means, rolled up his sleeves and tried his best. In this way, another quarter of an hour passed, and the old Lingxiu slowly woke up surrounded by everyone.
"Ah~ President, you finally woke up!" The spiritual cultivators stamped their feet excitedly and accidentally dropped the old spiritual cultivator who was lifting him to the ground.
The old spiritual cultivator stared at everyone and sighed leisurely.
The first thing the old spiritual cultivator did when he woke up was to let out a long sigh.
"President, do you have anything else to ask?" The spiritual cultivators cried with joy and gathered around the old spiritual cultivator.
The old spiritual cultivator looked as if his body had been completely hollowed out. He sighed and said, "This supreme secret book indeed contains the supreme secret!"
"President, this secret contains the supreme secret, we all know it. But the supreme secret, the secret is supreme, and the backlash is also supreme!" The spiritual cultivators gathered around the old spiritual cultivator and said.
The old spiritual cultivator nodded solemnly: "It was my misfortune that I was attacked by the power in this secret book just now! Alas, it's a pity that if I had been born twenty years earlier, I would have been able to... Alas."
"President, you don't have to say anymore, we all understand!" The spiritual cultivators persuaded the old spiritual cultivator with tears in their eyes. They felt deeply sad in their hearts. Maybe they had to submit to the old age.
The effect was full and the atmosphere was complete. The old spiritual cultivator was satisfied with the atmosphere of the scene, and then slowly closed his eyes in the harmony of the whole scene.
Of course the old spiritual cultivator knew that what he was holding was not a secret book at all.
His IQ is not as low as Wang Qiang's, so he wouldn't have found something wrong after reading the entire photo book.
When he turned to page 25, he realized something was wrong!
Old Lingxiu was shocked on the spot and hissed in shock.
Not only was she shocked that this was not a secret book at all, but she was also shocked that Shiyin actually understood the secret from this fake secret book and her realm soared.
The wise old spiritual monk had to look at three moves before making the next move, so he took all aspects into consideration, and he fell into a double dilemma.
He couldn't get any understanding from this photo book at all, but Shiyin really did understand it, so the old spiritual cultivator couldn't admit to everyone that he didn't understand anything.
Because even Shiyin has realized it, but he has not. This is tantamount to admitting in public that he is not good, and it is tantamount to slapping himself in the face in public.
This is something that the old spiritual cultivator will never tolerate.
But it’s not okay to lie and claim that you have really realized something.
Because after all, he really has not realized anything. If the spiritual practitioners ask him to express his experience, he will not be able to express anything.
So Lao Lingxiu was caught in a dilemma.
In the midst of the dilemma, Lao Lingxiu suddenly had an idea and came up with a perfect solution!
That's pretending to be counterattack.
I really realized enlightenment, but due to a series of force majeure factors such as physical factors, I suffered backlash in the process of enlightenment, and unfortunately my success fell short.
I have indeed achieved enlightenment, but due to some objective reasons, the results are not as satisfactory as expected. Everyone can understand this.
Not only did he confirm that this was indeed a supreme secret book, but he also saved his face in front of everyone.
What a clever old skr!
Old Lingxiu suddenly became enlightened and showed off his acting skills to perform with all his strength.
Now it seems that the effect is acceptable.
Old Lingxiu closed his eyes with satisfaction, but his ears were paying close attention to the movements on the field.
And everyone on the field was in shock!
The spiritual practitioners were shocked, shocked that this supreme secret book had such powerful power.
Ellie was shocked, shocked that this old thing could act so well.
Jia Zi was shocked. She was shocked that the photos she secretly took had magical powers, and she tortured the old spiritual cultivator to death.
Ding Cheng was also shocked, so shocked that if he hadn't known what it was, he would have almost believed it.
The performance of the old actor caused some confusion in Ding Cheng's cognition.
With a feeling of shock, Ding Cheng opened the "secret book" that the old opera actor had thrown on the ground.
The moment I opened the 'Secret Book', various photos of myself came into view.
Ding Cheng understood everything instantly, it was okay, this was still a familiar recipe.
This is just a photo book, a bullshit secret book.
Ding Cheng looked at the red-clothed spiritual cultivator on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile that looked like a smile. He couldn't tell that he was still an old actor.
But it is my own fault, because I first took this photo book and said it was a supreme secret. I originally wanted to send the spiritual cultivators away casually so that they would get out of the way, but without thinking, they really believed it.
There is really no independent thinking at all!
Are you claiming that this photo is a secret? Anyone with any brain would find it absurd, right?
Ding Cheng looked at his own portrait and imagined the absurd feeling the red monk felt when he saw this portrait.
Due to the double endorsement of Ding Cheng and Shiyin, the red monk wanted to expose it, but due to the authority of Ding Cheng and Shiyin, he did not dare to expose it, so he could only act like it was a peerless secret book.
Ding Cheng found the mental activity of brainstorming old spiritual cultivators both funny and a bit pitiful.
Okay, let this end now.
Ding Cheng rolled up the photo and was about to take it away. At this moment, he heard the exclamations of the spiritual practitioners in front of him.
"Special Agent, do you want to take away the secret book?"
"Please don't give up on us because of our president's lack of ability. Please let us realize it to our heart's content! We are young, in good health, and can bear it!"
"Please don't take it away!"
The spiritual practitioners were panic-stricken, as frightened as children who had lost their home. They surrounded Ding Cheng and screamed loudly.
Ding Cheng:???
What do you want to understand? Do you want to understand my portrait?
Okay, let me give you an idea.
It would be troublesome if he got entangled by this group of spiritual cultivators a second time. Ding Cheng, with a compassionate attitude, handed the photo to the spiritual cultivator in white who was rushing to the front.
"Thank you, Special Agent!" Baiyi Lingxiu took the photo in surprise and started reading it eagerly.
The moment he opened the photo, Baiyi Lingxiu was shocked.
"hiss."
"hiss."
"hiss."
Baiyi Lingxiu took three breaths of air-conditioning, quickly flipped the photo from back to front, and took three more breaths of air-conditioning.
"His! His! His!"
"How's it going? Have you realized anything?" Ding Cheng looked down at the white-clothed spiritual cultivator with a kind smile.
The white-clothed spiritual cultivator raised his eyes and glanced at Ding Cheng, took a breath of air and said: ""This is indeed a supreme secret book!
Ding Cheng:???
In fact, Baiyi Lingxiu didn't see anything.
The moment he took the photo, Baiyi Lingxiu was stunned.
Because it’s the first time I’ve seen a secret book with a large color page photo of the author.
After reading the entire secret book, Baiyi Lingxiu found that he still didn't know enough.
Because this entire secret book is full of Ding Cheng’s photos!
Baiyi Lingxiu was confused, began to think, and began to doubt life.
Why is there no word on this secret book?
This tip seems to be different from the normal tip.
This secret book is like a photo book.
No, this is just a photo!
Baiyi Lingxiu was completely confused. He was 100% sure that the thing in his hand was indeed a photo!
How to explain the reactions of Ding Cheng, Shiyin and the old president?
Baiyi Lingxiu was confused. There were only two explanations for this problem. Either there was something wrong with Ding Cheng, Shiyin and the old president, or there was something wrong with him.
From the perspective of a bystander, Baiyi Lingxiu feels that the answer is more likely to be the latter.
It happened that Ding Cheng asked a question at this time!
So Bai Yi Lingxiu gave the standard answer: "This is indeed a supreme secret book!"
However, Baiyi Lingxiu quickly added his own answer after the standard answer: "It's just that this secret is too profound, I won't be able to figure it out for a while!"
"Depending on your level, of course you can't understand it! Let Senior Brother come!" said a spiritual cultivator in blue behind the white-clothed spiritual cultivator, grabbing the secret book with his hands.
The white-clothed spiritual cultivator didn't actually resist, which surprised the blue-clothed spiritual cultivator.
Lanyi Lingxiu opened the secret book, and then fell into an even bigger surprise.
"hiss!"
"Good guy!"
"Good guy!"
The spiritual cultivator in blue called him a good guy!
"Brother, what do you think?" the spiritual cultivators urged.
The spiritual cultivator in blue replied tremblingly: "This is really a supreme secret book!"
Ding Cheng:???
Of course, Lingxiu in blue also noticed something was wrong, but he didn't dare to say it. Because Ding Cheng, Shiyin, Lao Lingxiu, and Lingxiu in white all said that this was the supreme secret. If he said that something was wrong, then he was the one who was wrong.
Got it!
"Good guy! I, Mr. Hu, have never seen such a profound secret book in my life. The special expert is indeed a special expert. It is great to share such good things with everyone for free! I will indulge in it for a while! You continue to read!"
Beat the drum and pass the pot!
The blue-clothed spiritual cultivator immediately passed on the secret to the little spiritual cultivator behind him.
Little Lingxiu received the secret book in surprise. His expression changed from surprise, to confusion, to confusion, and then to doubt about life!
"This is really a great secret book! Good things for everyone to share! Come on, Lao Li, let's go!"
"Awesome, awesome! I have never seen anything with such a complicated meaning! I'm convinced! Come on, Xiao Liu, let me open your eyes!"
"I was shocked! I was completely shocked! There are actually such wonderful and profound secrets in this world. I ran out of words and was speechless for a moment. Xiao Zhang, you are a college student, tell me!
"
"I don't have anything to say, I can only say that it is indeed produced by Special Division! Special Division is so awesome! Special Division is awesome!"
"The special agent is awesome!"
"Special Master, you are my teacher!"
In the stone hall, voices of admiration for Ding Cheng echoed one after another.
Ding Cheng couldn't help laughing. Good guy, these people are so good at acting.
They are all actors!
"Well, now that you have understood the profoundness of the secret, let's talk about it in detail, what have you understood!"
Ding Cheng pointed at a Qing Yi spiritual cultivator and said.
Tsing Yi spiritual practice:???
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