Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Go, tell Pig to pick me up. I can't bring back the fish in this boat. If it wants to eat, let it pick me up."

Chu Zihang patted the peregrine falcon on the head and let it go back to report the message.

This time, there is a peregrine falcon, and it can no longer use the TT balloon to transmit the message, and it will be done by directly passing the book to the bird.

As for the security whistle, it wasn't that it didn't want to use it, but that it was too far away. Even if he blew it hard enough, the sound couldn't float into the camp.

After the peregrine falcon received the order, he returned to the camp with the family letter carved by Chu Zihang.

And Chu Zihang began to pack up, put things on the boat, and waited for his wild boar brand perpetual motion engine to come and start the motor.

..........

..........

"Scum—!"

"Scum—!"

In the sky, two peregrine falcons, Niao Benben and Niao Xia Xia, walked forward side by side, showing their love while flying.

When Lin Xiyue saw the peregrine falcon flying over, especially when she saw the group of leaves it carried under her feet, her eyes lit up, and she was instantly refreshed.

And after seeing a peregrine falcon behind it, he couldn't help showing curiosity.

"Scum!"

Bird stupid hovered low, and threw the family letter under his feet to Lin Xiyue.

Then, together with Niaoxiaoxiao, they landed on Zhu Hanhan's fangs, and they spread their wings and embraced Niaoxiaoxiao.

"Scum!"

Bird stupid hey hey hey laugh, the audience who looked at it mockingly wanted to hit people!

Don't bully single pigs like this!

"Humph--!"

Zhu Hanhan shook his head in dissatisfaction, drove the pair of birds and boys away, and then turned his head away with a fierce face, not bothering to look at them at all!

Falling in love or something is too vulgar, only animals with lower body thinking do it.

Lin Xiyue doesn't have time to show their affection, she also wants to show affection!

She hurriedly opened the leaf and saw what Chu Zihang had left:

Ask Pig to come pick me up, there are too many things to carry.

Blow the three long and one short whistle, and the pig will understand.

He is coming back!

Lin Xiyue jumped up excitedly.

Lin Xiyue couldn't hold back the urge to see Chu Zihang, and made a bold decision, then took out the whistle that Chu Zihang gave her, and blew a three-long and one-short whistle.

As soon as he heard the whistle, the pig who was sitting on the ground in a fit of anger jumped up!

yes, Sir!

Big Brother is calling it!

Sure enough, the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is a physiological impulse.

The big brother ran so far and still thought about it, it just burst into tears!

"Come on, let's go pick up your brother together."

"Humph!"

Piggy knelt down on his front legs meekly, and asked Lin Xiyue to saddle him. He didn't forget to snort a few times to those two silly birds, proving that his position in the hearts of his eldest brother far surpassed them!

After securing the saddle, Lin Xiyue tried to ride on it.

Although she was riding a pig for the first time, she had ridden a horse before. Although her riding skills were far from comparable to that of Chu Zihang, she could still keep from falling off while lying on the pig's body.

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

"Squeak!"

When the seven little bamboo rats saw that Lin Xiyue was leaving, they all followed suit.

After spending the past few days together, they are extremely dependent on Lin Xiyue.

Lin Xiyue had no choice but to put them in a Chanel bag and bring them over together.

In this way, the pig carried Lin Xiyue and the seven little bamboo rats to run wild in the wilderness, and the whole family, big and small, excitedly went to greet Chu Zihang and their backbone.

Without the big brother, their life completely lost the stability and fun.

Among them, Zhu Zhu ran was super happy, and it was like a slap in the face, making Lin Xiyue's ass to bloom!

About an hour later, Zhu Zhu finally ran to the beach and saw the big brother who was thinking about it.

"Scum!"

"Humph!"

"Squeak!"

"Zihang! I'm here!"

As soon as the family was far away, they greeted Chu Zihang, excitedly showing their teeth and claws, but Chu Zihang's nose was inexplicably sore.

As an otaku, he has never felt this feeling of being needed before, and it seems to be pretty good.

Zhu Zhu Hen He He He ran to Chu Zihang's side, a sliding shovel slid from the beach in front of Chu Zihang, and Lin Xiyue on its back almost flew out.

"Slow down! Is there someone on your back who doesn't know?"

After Chu Zihang supported Lin Xiyue, he scolded Pig.

"Humph~!"

Zhu Zhu lowered his head and cupped Chu Zihang, almost burst into tears.

"It's okay, I'm fine."

Lin Xiyue was shaken badly, but she was not willing to blame Pig, she couldn't come without it.

After Chu Zihang helped Lin Xiyue down, he saw Zhu Zhu's aggrieved expression, as if he had been raped.

"What do you mean? Was bullied? You can be bullied even if you are so big? It's too cowardly."

Chu Zihang kicked it lightly.

"Humph!"

The pig turned his head unhappily.

"Huh? What's the situation?"

Chu Zihang looked at Lin Xiyue suspiciously.

"Can't you understand? Is it a pig or are you a pig!"

Lin Xiyue gave Chu Zihang a blank glance, then raised her eyebrows and looked at the pair of peregrine falcons who were showing their affection in the sky.

"What do you mean? Pig also wants to fall in love?"

Chu Zihang couldn't help laughing.

"Pig Pig certainly thought about it. How uncomfortable it is to be a single pig with dog food. Don't you want to fall in love? Aren't you a lazy pig?"

Lin Xiyue blushed, and took the initiative to hint.

"Me? I'm not a pig. Pigs want to fall in love." Chu Zihang grinned and shook his head decisively to draw a line.

"You! You curse again!"

Lin Xiyue's mouth twitched with anger, and her good mood disappeared!

He even called her a pig!

"Okay, I understand what you mean. Why don't you fall in love? I'm an old expert. This is all on me. I'll teach you two tricks when the time comes, so that you can catch the fat pig girl."

Chu Zihang said proudly, his self-confidence was bursting!

"You? The old connoisseur?"

"Ha ha."

Lin Xiyue curled her lips without smiling, thinking about scolding her mother.

It's just this kind of dead wood, she doesn't take the initiative, he doesn't know how to move, and he dares to say that he is an expert?

"Don't believe it, it's all my credit that a stupid bird like Benben can catch up with that blind bird! Otherwise, people won't look down on it at all."

Chu ZihangN said shyly, he really thought he was a love expert if he didn't know.

"Um?"

Lin Xiyue was stunned for a moment, then shook her head, thinking he was just talking nonsense.

But the wild boar king had 100% trust in Chu Zihang, and immediately reported Chu Zihang's thigh.

"Humph!"

The wild boar king was instantly excited, and he roared into the sky, intending to find an object that was much fatter than his skinny object!

"Okay, come and pull me off the boat, and I'll teach you how to behave well." Chu Zihang's ability to draw cakes was perfect, and the pig was instantly revived with blood.

...

Later, Chu Zihang put a rope on the wild boar king, and let the pig be a tracker for a time, pulling the boat on the river bank.

Although it is upstream, it is better than walking slowly on land.

Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue stood on the boat.

"Hey, this ship is not bad, do you think we are standing like the scene of the Titanic?"

Lin Xiyue stood in front of Chu Zihang and hugged the bow of the boat, then she turned back and hinted cheekily.

"What do you mean? You want to capsize?"

"hiss!"

Lin Xiyue's mouth twitched with anger, but she still encountered Chu Zihang's puzzled expression, which made her feel like she had nowhere to send it!

What can she do with a piece of wood?

"Quack quack! The boat of love is overturned!"

"I'm dying of laughter, pure 24K titanium alloy straight man! The scumbag deserves to be single for the rest of his life!"

"Seek Miss Xiyue's psychological shadow area!"

"It's so miserable, it's so miserable, this is the most tragic love I've ever seen, no one!"

"Ghost, it's not easy to find such a high-quality scum..."

Netizens saw Lin Xiyue's suggestion in their eyes and laughed in their hearts.

Lin Xiyue's face was ashen with anger, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she felt.

Why is she so cheeky and he still doesn't react at all?

Doesn't that mean she's cheeky?

"come here!"

Lin Xiyue turned around, glared at Chu Zihang fiercely and said angrily.

"hold head high?"

Chu Zihang looked suspiciously at Lin Xiyue who had an angry face, her face full of innocence.

He had absolutely no idea how to offend her.

Then he saw a pair of plain hands flying towards his face!

The speed was so fast that he couldn't hide his ears, it was very fast, making him unavoidable!

broken!

Why did you mess with her?

Chu Zihang shouted innocence in his heart.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt!"

Chu Zihang smacked his mouth and found that the expected ear scraper did not come. He opened his eyes in surprise and found that Lin Xiyue's eyes were only 2 cm away from him!

That is to say—

He was kissed!

cry~

Chu Zihang couldn't help but laugh in his heart, and he almost laughed.

If he doesn't move, he doesn't move, he still sticks to the principle. . .

Of course, it is fortunate that there is no laughing scene, otherwise he will definitely be stuffed into the river by Lin Xiyue! ! !

There is no second possibility!

Then--

good to go~

"Wipe! I'm sore!"

"Come on! Change the channel! Director, I want to change the channel!"

"Murder live broadcast room? I'm going to die!"

"Awei is dead!"

"I was green on the spot~! I want to cry!"

"Wife! You, how can you do this!"

There was a lot of fun on the barrage, all kinds of sour on the mouth, but there were a lot of gifts.

In this short time, the water friends spontaneously sent over a million gifts.

...

...

Finally, Lin Xiyue's lung capacity couldn't hold it any longer, so she quickly released Chu Zihang and took a few long breaths, her face turning red.

"Ahhh! I'm dying!"

"Ahhh! How could this be something I did!"

"Ah ah ah! It's too embarrassing, why don't you have any self-confidence!"

"Ahhh! But, it's so cool!"

After Lin Xiyue woke up a little, thinking of what she had done just now, she was embarrassed. Then she suddenly pouted and asked fiercely:

"What! Do you want to murder? Why not loose?"

"Ah? I'm not loose?" Chu Zihang was stunned, but he didn't expect her to come back and beat him.

"Of course you're not loosening up. Why, doesn't it taste good? Don't want to? Smelly wolf! I thought you were really an honest person, but I misunderstood you!"

Lin Xiyue's face blushed, and she simply played tricks to the end.

Anyway, they all learned from Chu Zihang.

"Taste."

Chu Zihang reacted, smacked his mouth, and said solemnly, "It tastes good."

"You, you are going to die!"

Lin Xiyue didn't expect that he would really answer, but she said it in front of the camera. It was like a public execution. She was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to raise her head.

But...she thinks so too.

Very sweet too.

Like the very sweet and sweet vibe right now.

"It tastes like pork head meat."

But suddenly, a sentence added by Chu Zihang made Lin Xiyue stunned, and the sweet atmosphere instantly turned into a horror movie atmosphere.

Lin Xiyue raised her head abruptly, glared at Chu Zihang fiercely, stretched out her arms, and shouted:

"Chu Zihang! I'm going to kill you!".

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