Daqin: After marrying a vegetative princess, I went crazy with joy
Chapter 3 Fat Beat Hu Hai, Nosebleed
Chapter 3 Fatty beats Hu Hai, causing nosebleeds
Author: no one porridge warm
Chapter 3 Fatty beats Hu Hai, causing nosebleeds
Just when Liu Bai was about to walk in, a frivolous voice sounded.
Unlucky guy.
Liu Bai had heard this title too many times on the street, and he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger! Now that he has come to Xianyang Palace, where the Qin law is the most majestic, there are still people who say this regardless of the identity of the consort?!!!
Liu Bai turned around and glared, only to see a fair-faced young man in front of him, with a pair of peach-blossom eyes looking at him up and down. Although he was handsome, the smile at the corner of his mouth and his eyes always seemed a bit wild! At first glance, he looked pampered since he was a child and drank too much.
host.
Suddenly, Liu Bai's eyes were attracted by something!
I saw this jade pendant hanging on the waist of the 'little pretty face' in front of me. On it was the most noble black bird pattern in the entire empire! This jade pendant can only be worn by the most direct princes of the Qin royal family!
Combined with his age and personality, as well as his ability to hang out with nothing to do at this time, the identity of the man in front of him can be revealed!
The eighteenth son of the Great Qin Empire, the prodigal son of a subjugated country who is listed in the history books, the famous Qin II, Hu Hai!
"Hmph! How dare you stare at me! Do you know who I am? I am..."
"boom!"
Without any hesitation, almost instinctively, Liu Bai took off his shoes and threw them towards Hu Hai's mouth, choking the second half of his sentence!
Moreover, almost at the same time, Liu Bai's old fist hit Hu Hai's face with a bang!
While smashing, Liu Bai pretended to be sad and said: "Little brother, I am not going to hit you! I am saving you! I am now the emperor's consort and the imperial family! You are so young.
A boy cannot bear the serious crime of slandering the imperial family!"
"Be patient! It'll be fine after this beating! His Majesty the First Emperor is merciful. Seeing that you were beaten so hard by me, he must have felt that the punishment was adequate, and he will definitely not harm his family!"
"Bang bang bang!"
An old punch fell like raindrops!
Liu Bai felt relieved!
Damn it! When I was reading history books, I hated Hu Hai, a famous prodigal son in history! Now that I have the opportunity to beat him up, how can I let him go?
Moreover
This is just Hu Hai sticking his face out! If he doesn't beat him, wouldn't it be a huge loss?
"It's hurting your sister! I'm calling you a consort who married into the royal family, and you're an unlucky guy who's about to die. Can your father be blamed?"
"This young master is Hu Hai, the eighteenth young master of the Qin Dynasty! You are committing assassination and treason!"
"Ouch!"
Hu Hai wailed and said angrily: "Where is the commander of the imperial guard! Someone is assassinating my son, why didn't you stop him!"
As soon as he said these words, Liu Bai's last old punch landed on Hu Hai's nose bone, causing his nose to bleed instantly.
"oops!"
"It turns out to be my uncle!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Liu Bai pretended to be surprised and screamed, as if he had just discovered it, even his face showed one part remorse and eight parts surprise, and the extra part was completely due to his natural acting skills!
"Brother, we are one family! I am too eager to protect our family!"
Liu Bai quickly helped Hu Hai up, patted the dust on Hu Hai's body, and said, "But, uncle, it's your fault for this! Why didn't you tell me earlier? You should pay attention next time and speak up quickly.
My own identity!"
"I told you eight generations ago!"
Hu Hai was so angry that his whole body was about to explode. He wanted to kill the guy in front of him immediately!
"Commander of the Guards, what are you doing for food! This young master was assassinated, and you are still standing here!"
Hu Hai turned around and yelled angrily.
When the commander of the Imperial Guard who originally sent Liu Bai came faced with His Majesty the First Emperor's favorite youngest son, his expression did not change at all, and he said, "Master Qi, you didn't give an order just now!"
"Besides, the general has taken Liu Bai back to the palace to be the consort in accordance with His Majesty's decree. The person in this happy dress is also a member of the royal family. It's hard for the general to stop him!"
After saying these words, Hu Hai was so angry that he was shaking all over!
What the commander of the guards said makes sense!
All the fault was that he, Hu Hai, did not reveal his identity as the 18th Young Master in time, and instead received a beating for nothing!
but
Damn it! Who can get hit in the mouth by a smelly shoe and still speak?!!!
"Damn you wretch, remember this for me! When the time comes for you to bury the emperor's sister, I will crush your bones first and then bury you alive!"
Hu Hai was so angry that he held his nose and said harsh words, turned around and left!
The severe pain in his nose almost made him faint.
The smile on Liu Bai's face did not diminish, and he nodded repeatedly.
Looking at Hu Hai's disappearing back, Liu Bai's smile slowly dissipated.
'Remember? I do remember it! I have only a few days left to live. How can a barefoot person be afraid of you, a person who wears shoes? If I can really kill you, my labor and management will be considered to have immeasurable merit. I will definitely be surnamed Wang in my next life.
The kind that can pay you millions if you hit someone!'
Just when Liu Bai was thinking about how to survive, a calm and honest voice sounded:
"Mr. Liu, it's almost done, please come in!"
Liu Bai turned his eyes and realized that the person speaking was the commander of the guards who 'captured' him from Xiaoliu Village.
He has a simple and resolute face, but the corners of his mouth are slightly raised.
It was such an easily ignored expression that made Liu Bai burst into laughter!
Good guy, in Xianyang Palace, there are many sperms per person!
Why didn't the commander of the imperial guards stop him because Hu Hai didn't shout? He was clearly enjoying watching the show!
"This general, may I ask his name?"
Liu Bai smiled slightly, looked at the commander of the guards and asked.
"I don't deserve the title of general. Mr. Liu will soon be the consort, with a distinguished status! My name is Hei Niu."
Hei Niu had to speak 'honestly'.
"Okay! I've written down this name. If Hu Hai beats me up in the future, you have to protect me! If I'm beaten up by Hu Hai, I'll go to my father-in-law and sue you in front of the emperor!"
Liu Bai laughed, said a few words, and walked forward.
Hei Niu was slightly startled, and his eyes widened involuntarily!
This guy is really shameless! When he asked me my name, he wasn’t trying to promote me, but was he planning to sue me?!!!
"Let's go, follow me into the palace!"
Liu Bai looked back slightly and chuckled.
The demeanor at this moment is extremely free and easy, which is completely different from the crying look on Xiaoliuzhuang at that time!
If he hadn't known that this 'consort' would end up being buried with him, Hei Niu would have even felt that among the princes in the palace, only Mr. Fusu could compare with him!
"Well, Mr. Liu, turn left and on the right is a specially set up cleaning room. Only those who have made particularly serious mistakes and become eunuchs in the palace can go there."
Hei Niu opened his mouth, finally destroying Liu Bai's image of a handsome young man.
(End of chapter)
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