Dad's life

Such a long journey.

In addition, Tony is still a big fat man, so the physical exertion is huge.

After a bowl of rice was finished, without Li Mu taking the initiative to ask, Tony took the rice bowl and ran to fill it up. His eating movements were like a child born in a poor year, stuffing it into his mouth.

Finally.

Li Mu’s rice cooker is clean without brushing.

Seeing his cousin Tony, whom he usually disliked, Li Mu felt sad for a while.

Nowadays, many married men outside will have a question.

"What exactly does marriage bring to men!?"

Men who can have such thoughts have probably never compared themselves with Tony. If they compare, they will find that they are happy.

At least you don’t have to get beaten.

And he was beaten so badly.

After getting paid, you can still secretly hide dozens or even hundreds of private money.

Not like Tony.

The human head turns into a pig's head, and the pocket is cleaner than the face.

In order to escape, I didn't even have time to grab my cell phone. I was like a Class A wanted criminal hiding from the police. I only had the thought of "Run, run fast" in my mind.

Wait until Tony finishes the soup.

There is almost nothing left on the table.

Xiao Xiao stared blankly at the half bottle of beer left in his hand. He was about to say something, but Li Mu stared back.

"I'll take you to the clinic and prescribe some medicine to reduce swelling"

Li Mu said.

"No need"

Tony waved his hand and said, "I'm used to being beaten, so this injury may seem a little bit miserable, but in fact it didn't hurt the vital part at all."

Li Mu was speechless.

A few words are full of marital misfortune.

However, it is difficult for an upright official to stop household chores. Even Tony himself said that he was "used to it". Naturally, Li Mu couldn't say much. After hesitating for a moment, Li Mu said, "I'll find two clothes for you. You go take a bath first. After the bath, have a good sleep."

sleep"

"Brother"

Tony rubbed his hands in embarrassment.

"What's wrong!?"

Li Mu asked.

"Can you give me some money? I want to go to the Internet cafe and stay up all night."

Tony scratched his head and said, "Since I got married, I haven't gone to an Internet cafe to play League of Legends. It's just the right time to run away from home. I plan to have fun."

Li Mu suddenly remembered that Tony was still a bad guy.

When I was studying barbering in Shanghai, I liked to stay in the barber shop during the day and go to Internet cafes at night.

Li Mu knew this because Tony did not open a barber shop in Ningyang City when he returned from his studies. Instead, he had an operation first.

Reason.

When I stay up all night playing games in an Internet cafe, I often... hold my urine in. If I hold it in for a long time, it will lead to hydronephrosis.

If Tony hadn't wanted to go to the Internet cafe now, Li Mu almost forgot that his cousin had the unique skill of holding back urine. He could hold back hydronephrosis, and he was probably a master-level figure. After thinking about it, Li Mu nodded and said, "Okay, just go to the Internet cafe."

Find your lost youth"

Speaking.

Li Mu returned to the bedroom and took out some cash and handed it to Tony, saying, "You can go back after playing for two days. Don't worry, your wife doesn't dare to kill anyone."

"Brother, can you please stop mentioning my wife!? It can easily affect my mood all night long"

Tony said depressedly.

But after counting the money in his hand, he found that his cousin actually gave him two thousand. He immediately smiled and said, "Brother, you gave me so much money, it's enough for a week. You can also add two hams to the instant noodles in the middle of the night."
"Buy a pack of good cigarettes by the way"

Li Mu joked.

"Sister-in-law, I'm leaving then"

Tony said goodbye and left Li Mu's house happily.

Li Mu was greatly surprised by Tony's performance tonight and greeted him politely twice in a row. Such a thing has not happened to Tony in these years.

Treat people the way he always does.

Whenever other people call him, he will reply with a long and disgusting "hmm". When he meets familiar people, as long as others don't call him, he will remain arrogant until the familiar people look at him.

The nod of a big boss.

It seems.

Only children who have been spanked can become good children.

"Li Xiaomu, hurry up and cook some more vegetables, I haven't finished my wine yet!"

Su Xiaoxiao said angrily, "Your cousin can eat too much. It's just a fat head and big ears, but he still eats so much. It's like a starving ghost reincarnated."

"Say less"

Teacher Zhou frowned slightly and scolded.

"I'm telling the truth. Look at him, his belly is bigger than many women who are due to give birth. I'm surprised that he can actually get a wife like him."

Xiaoxiao babbled, "He's so fat and doesn't know how to lose weight and diet. No wonder his wife cheated on him. What other woman could live with him!? By the way, Li Xiaomu, what does your cousin's wife look like? She just had sex with a man.

When she started the video, people ignored her. Death in front of the light usually happens to men, how could it happen to women!?"

"Why do you, a girl, care about these things all day long? Study well in your university"

Li Mu is not in a good mood.

"Can't I just ask!?"

Su Xiaoxiao's airway.

"No"

Li Mu decisively stopped this boring topic and said, "Xiaoxiao, when you come back from vacation, you can take the initiative to bathe the two children and help them with their homework. Teacher Zhou is pregnant, so you can't have mood swings or work too hard."

After listening to what Li Mu said.

Xiaoxiao immediately turned to look at Teacher Zhou, his eyes flickering.

"Really!?"

Xiaoxiao said with a surprised look.

"Yeah"

Teacher Zhou nodded and replied with a smile, "Go to the hospital tomorrow for a B-ultrasound to confirm."

"Have you thought of a name yet!?"

Su Xiaoxiao asked, then turned to look at Li Mu who was cooking for her in the kitchen, and shouted, "Li Xiaomu, I don't care, you must include me in the name you give your child. Li Su is good."

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"Haha"

Teacher Zhou smiled gently.

She ignored the girl Xiaoxiao. Instead, she leaned against the door of the kitchen and said in a consultative tone, "How about we name the child after ourselves. Li Yu is the name for both men and women. Yu, that's what I want.

Fish is what I want, and when I catch fish, I catch fish, both are what I want!"

Li Mu was startled.

He looked at Teacher Zhou with a strange look on his face.

"What's wrong? Is it bad!?"

Teacher Zhou asked softly.

“I’ve never seen anyone use ancient poetry to praise their name”

Li Mu smiled and replied, "Teacher Zhou, you shouldn't teach mathematics. Only in Chinese can you show your true teaching level."

"Cackle"

Teacher Zhou couldn't help but laugh and said, "I have to leave a job for the school's Chinese teacher to support my family."

"No"

Li Mu shook his head and explained, "What I mean is that if you teach Chinese, no one will question your math level because you can't even teach our family Ranran's math well."

"Hey, hey, hey"

Xiao Xiao slapped the table and laughed and said, "Teacher Zhou, what Li Xiaomu said makes sense. You can't even teach your own son well, so why should you teach other people's children? When the parent meeting is held, you will probably be embarrassed to sit in it."

Among other parents, while there is no exam yet, you should quickly find a way to teach Chinese, so that you can avoid disaster."

"I study well"

Li Ran was unhappy.

"My sister likes you to answer wrong questions with a confident expression. Be good, tell me where your confidence comes from. Did your father secretly teach you to sing "Courage" at night!?"