Crazy Psychologist

Chapter 137 This thing is here again

Huang Ke put on makeup and a new pair of diamond earrings, which looked like they cost at least two thousand or three thousand.

"What else?" Mu Chunzhen asked, holding a cup and walking around. Although Huang Ke hoped that he could sit down and talk properly, she was too embarrassed to make the request in front of the doctor because of her temper.

"There are also three boxes of condoms."

"What? Three boxes?"

"Yes, still a big box."

"so many?"

Muchun's mouth was longer than the mouth of the cup, "It's over, it's over, it's over."

"What do you mean? It's me who is finished. He is very strong in this regard."

Huang Ke smiled, but there was no sadness at all, just an awkward smile.

"So strong?" Mu Chun sat down, took out his mobile phone from the drawer, opened the shopping website, and quickly entered the three words "condom". Mu Chun was dazzled until Huang Ke asked, " What is the doctor looking at?"

Muchun only woke up from the piles of merchandise.

"Sorry, I just wanted to know how big the box is, is this it?"

Muchun opened several product pages in sequence.

"This kind? 18 pieces per box?"

Huang Ke shook his head.

"Then 32 pieces per box?"

Huang Ke still didn't nod, but just moved his eyes to the floor.

Muchun was completely crazy and had to ask clearly, "Okay, there are still 78 pieces here, I can't find any more. Is it this kind of thing?"

Huang Ke nodded, "But it's not from this brand."

"Okay, I know."

After confirming the quantity, Muchun threw the phone back into the drawer and sighed.

"This is amazing. I heard a joke. It was said that a long time ago, condoms were sent to many remote areas. Many people there were relatively low-educated, probably in the 80s and 90s of the last century. In the 10s, these things were distributed to every household, for reasons such as healthy pregnancy!”

Huang Ke nodded hesitantly. In fact, she didn't understand what was going on in the 1980s and 1990s. Seeing that what Mu Chun said seemed true, she nodded anyway.

"Of course those condoms distributed to every household must be used, right?"

Muchun covered his mouth and laughed secretly. Before he could finish speaking, he was already lying on the table with a smile.

Huang Ke was a little embarrassed, so he could only bite the bullet and laugh a few times.

"When the staff distribute these things to every household, they will seriously tell everyone that this thing is for your health, so you must remember to use it. After a while, the family planning clinics in many places The business is still as good as before, or even better. This is wrong. A lot of them have been distributed for free, and delivered door to door, and they have been carefully cared for and must be used. How can it still be like this?"

"How could that happen?" Huang Ke couldn't understand the story either.

Muchun suppressed his laughter, took a sip of coffee, moistened his throat, and continued, "What happened next? We sent those staff to go door to door to investigate the use of the product. As a result, everyone said they used it."

Huang Ke didn't understand even more.

"After some time, the business of the family planning clinic was still very good, and the relevant departments were very angry. Someone must have secretly taken these things home, and did not distribute them to every household on time and in quantity. After all, those things were in the hands of every household. It wasn’t cheap at that time, so I changed a group of people and sent some more, but a few months passed.”

Huang Ke interrupted, "Is this still the case?"

"It's smart. Then someone asked me if I was using it the wrong way. Do I need some pictures and texts to introduce it to let them know how to use it? After all, slipping or breaking will cause unnecessary accidents!"

"Well, yes, it seems, indeed." Huang Ke didn't know what to say.

"Later, the staff asked some people how to use these things, and those people said, how should I put it, it is hard, has no taste when cooked, and is not as good as something like jellyfish skin when shredded and eaten cold. Eat it, crispy but not crispy, rotten but not rotten."

The muscles on Huang Ke's face squeezed together tightly, and then he burst out laughing again, "Oh my God, this is not a joke."

Covering your face with your hands, this thing is really ridiculous.

"So, your husband has so many of these things in his drawer that I came up with this joke, is it funny?"

Huang Ke nodded and shook his head. It was funny, but why on earth did her husband put so many of these things?

Does he really have so many needs?

"78 per box, even if one is used a day, it will take two and a half months, and three a day will take nearly a month. How strong is he?"

Huang Ke stopped laughing. This was nothing more funny. Her husband clearly had such strong needs, but he hadn't touched her for more than two years. This kind of thing was really the biggest joke in the world.

"Maybe it's not as bad as you think. I mean, maybe it's used for other purposes. Look, people used to use it to eat it cold!"

Muchun held back her laughter, but in the end she couldn't hold it back.

"How could it be? Doesn't he know the purpose of this kind of thing? Don't comfort me, I think that's what it is."

Huang Ke's trust in Liu Xiaoju suddenly collapsed.

Muchun handed over a tissue, and Huang Ke shed tears.

A gust of autumn wind blew outside the window. Liu Xiaoju was originally in a meeting, but suddenly stood up and ran to the toilet.

The employees in the toilet saw Liu Xiaoju pushing open the door with a red face, and quickly picked up his pants and walked slowly past him.

Now Liu Xiaoju was the only one left in the toilet. He locked the toilet door from the inside, then turned all the faucets on the two wash basins to the maximum. He turned around and checked the two small doors in the toilet on one side to make sure they were connected. After there was no mouse left, he took out a small piece of paper from his pants pocket, bit it with his mouth, and then tremblingly unbuttoned his pants. After taking off his pants, Liu Xiaoju looked in the mirror at a huge thing bigger than the train station. The five-dollar corn that has been cooking at the door is even bigger. "

Here we go again, here we go again.

Liu Xiaoju was so anxious that he walked around the toilet, squatting and leaning against the wall. He was really anxious like an ant on a hot pot or a pig on the grill.

I really don’t want to use that kind of thing anymore, but I can’t think of a better way. Every time I struggle, I feel despair.

If he doesn't go into the meeting, everyone will be waiting for him alone. It's not good for colleagues or the boss to suspect that there is something strange about him. It took a lot of effort to get to the position he is today, but he has not yet settled down. How can he fall off the chain so easily? .

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