113 The old lady is calculated on New Year’s Eve Silly column farce
After the meal, each of the children was given a white rabbit toffee and a sandwich cookie. Where would these children usually have the opportunity to eat these? A large white rabbit toffee costs more than a cent. Money, you can buy more than a pound of noodles.
The children peeled off the candy wrapper and carefully placed it on the table, full of happiness in their hearts, and some started to slowly bite the sandwich biscuits. After the sweet biscuits entered their throats, they all felt the beauty of the Chinese New Year. I was even more grateful to Jiang Hao in my heart.
Adults are naturally reluctant to eat these, and the rest of the candy is also reserved for children. During the Chinese New Year, one person can eat one a day for more than a week.
Jiang Hao returned to the small courtyard after the afternoon of the next day to accompany Lou Xiaoe and Ju Chuan Jingxiang. The rest went home to accompany their parents and family. Lou Xiaoe is inconvenient to go out now and can only communicate by letter. Ju Chuan Jingxiang is here. The world is an outsider, and she has no intention of going out. Even if she goes out, she can’t find a suitable person to chat with.
After Jiang Hao entered the small world, the two women greeted you: “You are finally back. We are both bored to death. Qiu Nan and Yu Li have family members to accompany. You had to accompany the old man again yesterday.”
“You guys should be okay? Didn’t you see it when I was with the old man? It’s considered to be with us for the festival! By the way, did Jiang Nanyi and Jiang Miaoyi deliver the letter for you yesterday?” Jiang Hao asked Lou Xiaoe.
“Well! It was delivered, and I also got their letters. I miss them so much now, but unfortunately I can’t see them.” Lou Xiao’e said regretfully.
“You’re all right, Shizuka has no family members in this world except for us!” Jiang Hao comforted her.
“I’m not pitiful! Master, it’s enough for me to be accompanied by my master and these sisters. There is food, drink, and fun here. There are no zombies yet, I don’t know how happy!” Ju Chuan Jingxiang said with narrowed eyes.
Jiang Hao and Lou Xiaoe had black lines on their foreheads. Jiang Hao shook his head, turned his head and said to Lou Xiaoe, “This year, we will open a new train from Beijing to Baixiongguo in June, and we will be able to reach the capital of Baixiongguo in six or seven days. I will show you all to have a good time.”
“Really! It’s great, great! Shizuka, we can finally go out and have some fun!” Lou Xiaoe was jumping around with Shizuka in her arms.
Jiang Hao looked at the two girls with a smile, and continued: “After going to the White Bear Country once, I will go to the White Bear Country and Hong Kong City. After we send someone to settle down there, we can take your parents there. Take it to Hong Kong City or Bald Eagle Country.”
“Really, then I will have a chance to see my parents!” Lou Xiao’e was full of joy.
“Well! There will be surprises at that time! But you have to inform your parents to dispose of the assets here as soon as possible. They will need a lot of money to develop there.” Jiang Hao reminded.
On the first day of the first lunar month, the courtyard was quiet, and Aunt Yi got up early in the morning to clean the streets. Originally, this job belonged to Yi Zhonghai, but Yi Zhonghai can only lie on the bed now, so this matter fell to Aunt Yi. .
Early in the morning, Bang Terri was instigated by Qin Huairu to find Sha Zhu for the New Year’s money. Yesterday, Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai, and Shazhu got together and brought the deaf old lady with them.
The deaf old lady didn’t want to, but she was a little lonely for the New Year alone, and there was no one to cook or make dumplings. Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu took the initiative, and the old lady had to agree with them.
In the end, when each family produced something, Qin Huairu gave out the pot and manpower. As for the New Year’s Eve, she asked to keep all the remaining meals at their house.
Bang Terri was also instigated by Qin Huairu to ask the old lady for six buns and two boxes of milk, silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai also turned a blind eye and were naturally happy for Bang Terri.
However, Aunt Yi felt the unhappiness of the deaf old lady. Originally, Jiang Hao didn’t give much. The old lady planned to drink a carton of milk every day, and she could eat it for half a month. a month. Now the amount for two days is gone.
Not only that, He Yuyu, this silly girl, also asked Bang Terri and Xiao Dang to pay New Year’s greetings to the old lady, and they came to ask for a red envelope after the prayer. The old lady could only take out two yuan in distress and give it to Bangjie and Xiaodang each.
Afterwards, the two children paid New Year’s greetings to Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi, and each received two red envelopes. It is only natural for the family to pay New Year’s greetings to Yi Zhonghai and his wife, because the two of them are relatives. Bang Teng and Xiao Dang were still very happy to see the red envelope, but after everyone dispersed, the money was immediately coaxed into their hands by Qin Huairu. Xiao Dang and Bang Teng only got a dime from Qin Huairu. . After the banquet was over last night, there was still a pile of dumplings and meat dishes, and the three of them could eat together for a day or two.Silly Zhu’s salary has been greatly reduced recently, so last night he didn’t give money to Bangjie and Xiao, and the two children were not happy, so Qin Huairu encouraged Bangjie to ask for it early in the morning. Should be embarrassed not to take the money.
The stick pushed open the door, entered the door of the silly column, walked to the bed of the silly column, and saw that the silly column was still sleeping under the quilt. So he put the little hands into the quilt of the silly pillar and shouted: “Uncle Silly!! The New Year is here, get up!”
“Don’t be noisy! It’s still early, I’m going to sleep!” Silly Zhu turned around and turned his head inward, not intending to deal with the stick!
Bang Terrier was not happy, he grabbed the quilt of the silly pillar and said, “Uncle silly, you can sleep, but you have to give me a big red envelope! Otherwise, I will continue to quarrel with you!”
“Bang terrier, you stupid uncle, I have no money, your mother knows!” Silly Zhu said helplessly.
“I don’t care about this. Today is the first day of the new year. I’m here to greet you. How can you not give me a red envelope? I don’t want more, just one dollar!”
Silly Zhu smiled wryly: “I really have no money, stick!” Silly Zhu is distressed, he only has five dollars in his pocket, and he borrowed it from Yi Zhonghai.
However, seeing the unrelenting appearance of Bang Tei, he finally turned his head and came up with an idea.
“Bang Terrier! Do you really want this money?”
“Of course, it’s very hard for me to get up so early, but I’m waiting for your money!” Bang Terri said confidently. Licking the dog with a wry smile, now the licking dog has become a poor licking dog.
“Then I’ll teach you! You will go to the richest people in the compound to pay New Year’s greetings, such as Xu Damao’s house and Liu Haizhong’s house to ask for New Year’s red envelopes!” Silly Zhu gave Bang Terri an idea, The time line is actually six or seven years earlier.
Silly Zhu put on a piece of clothes, went to the kitchen to get a knife for shaving bones, brought a small stick to the door of Xu Damao’s house, quietly inserted the knife into the crack of the door, pushed the door bolt quietly a little bit, and then gently Pushing open the door lightly, he signaled Bang Geng to go in and ask for it himself. Anyway, he had already thought of a jingle and taught Bang Geng. He slipped back into the room quietly.
After Xiao Bang Teng entered the door, he went to Xu Damao’s bed, took the bowl and chopsticks, knelt down in front of the bed, knocked, and read the jingle of the silly Zhu knock:
“Uncle Da Mao, Uncle Da Mao, the Chinese New Year has come. Aunt Xingyun, Aunt Xingyun, give a little bit of happiness and live together. One piece is less than two yuan, three yuan and four yuan is just right. If you don’t give it to me, don’t, You can’t hold the doll!”
The lyrics are exactly the same as the original drama six or seven years later, except that the name has been changed from Lou Xiaoe to Zhong Xingyun, and the person who reads the jingle has changed from three brothers and sisters to the stickman himself.
Xu Damao was thinking about sleeping in the morning, when he was suddenly woken up by a barrage of sticks, and was very angry: “Go go go… you arrogant child, how did your mother Qin Huairu teach you, at the beginning of the first month Are you embarrassed to come here early in the morning to ask for money?”
Bang Terrier was also angry, he didn’t answer, and continued to knock on the tableware and chopsticks in his hands, Zhong Xingyun shook his head and grabbed the furious Xu Damao:
“Da Mao, forget it, this look must have been taught by adults, and our door has been fastened, how did such a small child get in? Give him fifty cents to pass it on! It is also considered a lucky New Year, and he If a child cares about it, we will lose our share! Maybe the widow Qin is sure of us. ”
“Okay! Listen to you, I’m sleepy, I want to continue to sleep, you can give me the money!” After Xu Damao finished speaking, he lay down again, covered his head with the quilt, and didn’t want to hear the jingle of the stick.
Zhong Xingyun found 50 cents and handed it to the stick, and said, “It’s only 50 cents, you can go out if you want, if you don’t want it, you have to go out too, we have to sleep, next time you are not allowed to break into someone else’s house without permission. Come, or I’ll take good care of your mother and talk about it!”
Seeing Zhong Xingyun talking like this, Bang Terrier had no choice but to retreat. He was very angry with Xu Damao, and felt that Xu Damao was too stingy and could not compare with silly Zhu.
The next target is the first master and the second master. Bang Terri feels that he has learned the trick of the fool, so he starts to plan the first master and the second master.
After getting up in the morning, all the families approached Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui to complain, especially the eight families in difficulty. Of course, they refused to give money to Bang Tei, and their own family was much more difficult than theirs. Now, how is it possible to return the money to the widow’s family?
The uncle and uncle also smiled bitterly, and then said to the people who came, “We were also harassed in the morning, this matter must be taught by Silly Zhu or Qin Huairu, others are not so immoral and shameless, they are the only ones.
We will hold a general meeting in the evening to discuss this matter, and we have to seriously criticize some people, especially Shi Zhu. He thinks that the incident of stealing from the cafeteria has passed, so he starts to get excited? ”
The first master and the second master went to the door of Yi Zhonghai’s house. Aunt Yi saw Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui coming to the door together, and said strangely: “The two first masters and second masters, do you have anything to ask Lao Yi? ?”

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