Correct Opening Method of a Radio Anchor

The takeaway was thrown into the trash can, but I was still hungry, and asked if I could pick it up and eat it in the barrage. Everyone was operating in Xiusao: "My friend, don't be so cautious, you can eat directly on the trash can!"

"Yes, using the trash can as a bowl for rice, isn't it great?"

"Well, use the trash can to eat. Others think you are very embarrassed, and you will get three points when you meet in the future!"

"More than that, your boss will definitely feel guilty when he sees that you are starting to eat rubbish, and then he will give you a promotion and a salary increase, maybe he will marry his daughter to you!"

"Yes, I am the daughter of your boss. As long as you dare to eat rubbish, I will let my dad marry you!"

"Puff, hahaha, it's pretty clear, she asked her dad to marry you upstairs!"

One by one, the barrage was quickly swiped.

The little brother who asked the question was angry and hard to be a man, and retorted: "Beast, beast!"

After some messing around.

Everyone asked Ye Feng to talk about it again.

But this time Ye Feng was silent.

After a long silence, Ye Feng finally said: "There are ten battles in the world, and I own eight battles, so I call it Sao Gao Badou!"

"but"

"There are still two fights, don't you belong to me"

"So, I will give you this opportunity to pretend to be coercive. Now whoever has a joke in life can send a bullet screen, I will connect the lucky audience and let him tell the joke!"

As soon as I said this, it was like cold water poured into a hot oil pan, and the whole live broadcast room was boiling.

The live broadcast picture is directly invisible, and it is full of dense barrage, as if everyone has endless jokes.

After all, with so many people, who doesn't want to show up? Ye Feng chose a crying cat: "Come on!"

Video link! The crying cat is a beautiful female nurse.

Why does Ye Feng know that it is a female nurse, because the crying cat is still wearing a nurse's costume! After the video link, the crying cat was very excited: "Teacher Ye, I didn't expect that he would choose me."

Ye Feng smiled evilly: "Let's start showing off"

The crying cat showed an awkward expression: "I don't have a joke, just thinking that I won't be selected for me to send the barrage!"

So there was a curse in the barrage, all saying that the crying cat had nothing to show off and quickly rolled off.

Ye Feng comforted: "It's okay, just tell me anything."

The crying cat hesitated.

Embarrassed: "I am a nurse in the urology department. I usually circumcise some men."

"A man came to circumcise the circumcision two days ago. This is so easy to say, but yesterday my family arranged a blind date, and the blind date turned out to be the man who was circumcised by me."

Having said that, the crying cat's face is blushing.

Even if I think with my toes, I know how embarrassing the blind date scene is.

Just in the fans

When they were all laughing wildly, Ye Feng looked at the crying cat and comforted: "Don't be embarrassed, you can only use the weapons you built."

The words fell to the ground.

The scene is still.

The crying cat directly looked sluggish.

The fans didn't react for a while, what kind of weapon was built.

Suddenly! A fan reacted immediately, immediately the second and the third "Tiger poison does not eat children, Nizi, are you trying to laugh as your father?"

"Hahaha, you can only use the weapons you built yourself, hahaha!"

"The angle of Nizi's thinking is simply, hahaha.

I can't help laughing!"

"Nizi, my mother said I laughed like a fool, and said I laughed like this again, and sent me to a mental hospital!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, I have all the abs that I laugh now."

"You just laughed out your abdominal muscles, the crow's feet in the corners of my smiling eyes could even kill a fly."

"Nizi, connect me, I am a doctor, I have a joke!"

"Even me, even me, I have a joke, a real joke!"

So! Ye Feng went to the doctor again.

This doctor is still female, and very beautiful, with an annoyed look.

Ye Feng smirked: "This doctor, why are you angry"

Beautiful doctor: "Just now the director called me over and said that some patients complained that I went to work and stocks!"

Fans are amazed! It doesn't matter now

Whether it is a large hospital or a small hospital, as long as it is not of the Putian department, it will be full almost whenever you go.

Many patients can't even see the doctor in a single day, and the time for each patient to see the doctor is only a few minutes.In this case, it is too much to invest in stocks.It is no wonder that patients will complain.

Although no one scolded in the live broadcast room, the criticism was endless.

Ye Feng smiled evilly: "I think there must be something strange here, doctor, tell me what is going on in stocks?"

The beautiful doctor was very upset, with an expression of indescribability, and said angrily: "Where am I trading stocks? Obviously, I am looking at an electrocardiogram!"

The electrocardiogram, the electrocardiogram, the electrocardiogram, for a while, everyone was stunned.

Immediately afterwards, everyone burst into laughter again, hahaha! "Don't say it, the appearance of the electrocardiogram is really similar to the stock market!"

"Hahaha, it's terrible to have no culture, the math teacher, please ask the doctor for the shadow area in his heart."

"This patient, there is slurries in his mind, he actually used the electrocardiogram as a stock market, so he ran to report it."

"I made a mistake just now, I should apologize to you, but I still can't help but want to laugh, and even use the electrocardiogram as a stock market, hahaha!"

: The lords beg for some evaluation votes and flowers, huh!

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