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“This, this…”

“Is this a fairy tale for children?”

After listening to Hei Xier’s “Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf” to the children, the audience fell into a sluggish state for several seconds.

What is this?

God TM Red Hat cut off the head of the big bad wolf with a knife!

I really don’t know what evil things are loaded in Hei Xi’er’s head, and this kind of plot is actually told to a group of children?

They’re just a bunch of kids.

This kind of story is too scary, right?

An Tusheng fairy tale, right?

And that Yinsensen’s expression tone and the just right tomato juice.

It’s really suspicious.

Did Hei Xi’er engage in perverted murderers before becoming Xi’er’s second personality, otherwise how could he be so experienced?

Even more outrageous.

These words actually came out of Xi’er’s mouth.

This weird sense of discord!

“Do you know why my cloak is red?”] This sentence is not too thoughtful and terrifying, right? ”

The cute little Red Riding Hood suddenly becomes a crazy perverted murderer!

Too scary a little, right?

“The big bad wolf is also too miserable, right? Just two seconds after his appearance, he was cut off by Little Red Riding Hood with a knife, and there was not even a whole corpse. ”

“The big bad wolf is the victim, right?”

Himeko held her forehead, looking quite helpless.

She felt that this story was really not suitable for telling children.

It should leave a psychological shadow, right?

[Tesla: “I think it’s quite interesting, after all, Hei Xi’er’s goal is to make this group of children stop harassing Xi’er. “】

“Do this, obviously. “】

[Kiana: “I’m afraid that from now on, this group of children will not pester Xi’er to tell stories. “】

Such a bloody story.

It is likely to leave a psychological shadow on this group of children, so that it will definitely not pester Xi’er to tell some boring stories.

That’s what the audience thought.

But the facts…

It seems to have deviated from everyone’s imagination.

After listening to Hei Xi’er’s story, the children were stunned for a moment.

After that, he looked at Xi’er’s gaze with more admiration and admiration, and seemed to be quite satisfied with the story just now.

“Sister Xi’er, it’s so powerful!”

“I’m afraid….. Ay? ”

Hei Xier didn’t react.

Shouldn’t the script be, this group of children are frightened by this story and scatter?

How is the situation wrong?

Could it be that you don’t open it the right way?

“It’s the first time I’ve heard such a fairy tale, it’s completely different from what I’ve heard before, Sister Xi’er is so powerful!”

The little stars in the eyes of the first child almost overflowed.

Look at Hei Xi’er with expectant and adoring eyes.

“Sister Xi’er, can you continue to tell us such a story tomorrow?”

“Huh?!”

Hei Xier really couldn’t figure it out.

Why did things turn out the way they did?

Not only were the imps not frightened, but more enthusiastic?

Is it that his story is not bloody enough?

Impossible!

The heads are cut off, not bloody enough?

At this moment, not only Hei Xier was puzzled, but the audience outside the video did not understand.

Isn’t this story right?

[Kiana: “I thought they would be scared by Hexi’er’s story, but I didn’t expect that they liked this story even more? “】

[Teresa: “The child now…”]

“It’s really different from when I was a kid!”] “】

If she had heard stories with such heavy tastes when she was a child, she would definitely never listen to Xi’er tell stories again.

But these children…

Love Diablo’s story so much?

[Himeko: “It seems that children nowadays really can’t be underestimated.”] “】

[Tesla: “I’m more curious about Hei Xi’er’s mentality now, is it first confused and then depressed to death? “】

[Kiana: “Why, I think I’m crazy now!”] “】

The original goal was to make the group of children afraid of Xi’er.

But it was crooked.

Let them like Xi’er even more.

She must be depressed to death, right?

As the audience guessed, at this time, Hei Xier was walking on the road depressed, thinking about what was wrong there just now?

However, the sudden appearance of Kiana surprised her.

But after coming back to his senses.

Hei Xi’er couldn’t help but get excited in her heart.

The children can’t be scared, and they can’t deal with a paramecium Kiana?

This time must keep her away from Xi’er.

Dare to provoke Xi’er?!

Hei Xi’er snorted coldly in her heart, and greeted Kiana like Xi’er.

“Kiana, where is my sister?”

Bronia did not appear with Kiana.

“Bronia was suddenly called away by Dr. Einstein just now, saying let us two go, don’t wait for her.”

Learned the news.

Hei Xi’er’s heart was even more joyful.

In Bronia’s absence, she can concentrate on dealing with Kiana alone.

Kiana and the infinite chain of coffee shops for the three of them have long made Hei Xi’er feel uncomfortable.

As long as you can firmly refuse tomorrow’s invitation, you can miss the opportunity to continue to go to the coffee shop and successfully interrupt it!

Just do it!

Hei Xi’er secretly paid attention in his heart.

“Okay, okay, then let’s go.”

The two soon arrived at the coffee shop.

Kiana ordered a large mango mille-feuille cake with vanilla and chocolate with a double ball ice cream.

Hei Xi’er seized the opportunity and spoke: “Kiana, eating so many sweets every day, isn’t it good?” ”

“Or we won’t in the future…”

But the words are not finished.

He was interrupted by Kiana.

“I know, Xi’er, you’re worried that I’ll have tooth decay, right? Don’t worry, I will brush my teeth very seriously every day. ”

“No, I…”

Hei Xi’er sighed softly.

If you can’t use one plan, use the second plan.

“This coffee shop is far from the Salt Lake base, right? It’s a lot of trouble to run around like this every day, or we’ll be later…”

However, this statement was also misunderstood by Kiana to mean that Xi’er wanted to make cakes for them to eat.

The divine understanding of paramecium.

It made Hei Xi’er look confused.

“What?”

“How do you understand it as…”

Kiana smiled softly and looked at Xi’er very gratefully.

“Xi’er is really gentle, but this is too much trouble for you, your heart I Lynk Co, let’s continue to come here in the future.”

Heixier looked at Kiana with strange eyes.

She was really confused now.

How exactly is this guy’s head formed?

What is this quantum-level understanding?

The two consecutive moves had no effect on Kiana’s body, and Hei Xier also understood that the euphemistic way would be misinterpreted by Kiana.

Thereupon……

Hexier decides to have a direct showdown with Kiana.

“Kiana, there’s actually something I haven’t told you.”

Hei Xi’er’s tone was rather embarrassed.

“Actually… I don’t like sweets, I like to eat spicy, super spicy kind, so we won’t want it in the future…”

But Hei Xi’er’s words are not finished.

Kiana’s tears were about to fall, and a pair of big eyes looked at Xi’er with emotion.

“Xi’er, you mean… You don’t like sweets at all? ”

“Huh?”

Hei Xi’er was confused again.

Why this misinterpreted feeling again?

Didn’t you already say it bluntly enough?

How could she…

“Xi’er, I’m so moved!”

Kiana grabbed Hei Xi’er’s small hand and looked at Xi’er with tears in her eyes.

“You don’t like sweets and are willing to accompany me and Bronia every day, I really can’t compare to Xi’er!” But fortunately you told me that I must also learn from Xi’er and become an empathetic person! ”

Hei Xi’er: “??? ”

“Ah?!!!”

[Tesla: “Poof… Hahahahaha!!!! “】

“I’m a professionally trained person and don’t usually laugh unless I really can’t help it!”] “】

[“What kind of immortal understanding is this? “】

Dr. Lobster lay on the floor of the lab, rolling back and forth laughing.

Even Einstein, who has always laughed very high, couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth at this moment. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

What immortals understand this?

Why can Hei Xier’s words always be misinterpreted by Kiana?

Normal people can hear that Hei Xi’er is not going to come to this coffee again, right?

But why is Kiana like this?

The brain circuitry of paramecium is too clear, right?

Is this the ultimate simplicity stupid?

This video can simply bear the laughter of the doctor for a week!

It’s just that Xiucai meets the soldier, and I can’t tell it at all!

[Einstein: “Heixier is a little arrogant, so the words will not be said directly after all, and Kiana seems to be a tsundere! “】

No matter what others say.

will use that magical brain circuit to successfully misinterpret into good things.

It has to be said.

This is also a shortcoming of Kiana, right?

[Raiden Bud Yi: “Seeing that Kiana is about to cry, I thought she really understood Hei Xi’er’s words, and her heart was hurt. “】

[“But I didn’t expect…”

[Bronia: “Don’t try to reason with stupid people, and don’t tactfully say something to her! “】

[Kiana: “Do you blame me?” “】

“She didn’t make it clear herself!”] “】

[Moreover, this proves that Xi’er and I have a good relationship! “】

[Teresa: “The words of the eldest niece also make some sense…”]

“After all, her emotional intelligence is indeed a little low. “】

[Tesla: “So, Hexier is really unlucky! “】

If she told Kiana very bluntly, she would definitely be noticed by Kiana that something was wrong.

After all, Xi’er has always been gentle.

Even if you don’t like it, you will force yourself.

But if Hei Xier said it in a euphemistic way.

It will be misinterpreted by Kiana’s magical brain circuit!

It’s miserable!

First I met a group of children who liked to listen to dark fairy tales, and then I met Kiana, who had zero emotional intelligence.

Hei Xi’er is really miserable!

[Pardophyllis: “It’s really unlucky. “】

[“If you change to Brother Robbery. “】

[“After not being clear, it is estimated that I will directly beat Kiana, which is so simple and effective! ] “】

[Alicia: “Depressed look, really cute! “】

[Raiden Bud Yi: “I have a doubt, that is, Hei Xi’er’s dress is obviously very different from Xi’er, why can’t they see it with Kiana?”] “】

Hei Xi’er’s dress in the video is very different from Xi’er’s dress.

It’s not a one-man style at all.

But Kiana and the group of children did not find anything abnormal.

[Teresa: “If it wasn’t for the eldest niece and the group of children who were blind, it was the system to let us distinguish between Xi’er and Hei’er.” “】

[Kiana: “Is this special treatment?” “】

[Tesla: “I have a guess if Xier enters the exam space. “】

“Is that one reward or two?” “】

[Raiden Bud Yi: “One copy, after all, they use a body. “】

[Tesla: “But those are two personalities, will it trigger the mechanism of the two-person exam?” “】

There was a silence in the group chat.

Everyone has thought about Tesla’s speculation.

[Himeko: “I think it’s a bonus, after all, they only have one body. “】

[Teresa: “Disagree! “】

[“Two independent personalities are tested together, that is, two people are taking the exam, it must be two rewards! “】

[Kiana: “Then why do I only have one copy?” “】

[“I still have the Law of Emptiness, and I still have the Law of Thunder in my body.”] “】

[Teresa: “Are you stupid?” “】

[“Can you and the two lawyers, can you answer the questions together?”] “】

Time!

The group chat was filled with heated discussions about how many rewards Xi’er could get.

But they all have their own opinions.

Can’t give an accurate answer.

[Fu Hua: “Don’t argue, wait until we rescue Xi’er from the quantum sea in the future, we can verify this speculation.” “】

[“Let’s watch the video first.”] “】

Hear the words of the immortals.

Everyone can only put down the discussion and continue to look at the video picture.

After all.

The video is not paused.

If you miss it, you will have to watch the recording.

Heixier, who had gone crazy several times at Kiana’s, had left the café and returned to the base.

Yet just as she was thinking.

Is it today that the posture of going out by myself is not right, which leads to such a strange thing?

Bronia suddenly approached her.

Hei Xi’er couldn’t help but be shocked in his heart.

Ducks are not simple creatures like paramecium, and if they show some clues, they are likely to be detected by her.

So she turned sideways and pretended to be looking at the scenery.

At the same time trying to bypass Bronia’s side.

But just the two of them on this road, even if she hides well, as long as Bronia is not blind, she can see her.

“Xi’er?”

Bronia’s call made Hei Xier panic.

Turn around.

Forcing himself to squeeze out a smile that was more like Xi’er.

“Good afternoon, my lord… Sister Bronia. ”

“Xi’er today, weird?”

Hei Xi’er’s acting skills are quite poor, and just one sentence (De Zhao’s) made Bronia notice that something was wrong.

And after hearing this sentence.

Hei Xi’er was even more flustered.

“There is… Is there any? ”

“Maybe I didn’t rest yesterday night.”

Looking at the panic in Hei Xi’er’s eyes and the cold sweat that was almost on her forehead, Bronia couldn’t help but squint.

“Xi’er obviously made an appointment with Bronia, counting a hundred reloaded rabbits every day and sleeping well.”

“Hey?”

Reloaded Bunny?

Does counting that thing really work?

A big question mark appeared in Hei Xi’er’s heart, but she still calmly replied to Bronia.

“I counted three hundred yesterday and didn’t fall asleep, maybe this method is not cold.”

Hei Xier laughed dryly twice.

However……

“You’re lying!”

Bronia clasped her hands to her chest, her eyes shining with wisdom.

“Bronia has never made that kind of agreement with Xi’er, this is made up by Bronia, and counting the rabbits will not help sleep.”

“What?!”

Hei Xi’er was shocked.

But Bronia had already walked towards Hexier step by step.

“You’re not Xi’er, you’re…”

“Ahahaha, what did Sister Bronia say? Xi’er just made a joke following Bronia’s sister’s words. ”

Hei Xi’er broke out in a cold sweat.

Still pretending to be Xi’er and talking.

If it is really discovered, his plan will be completely ruined!

There will be no chance to come out in the future!

“Hey, hey… Sister Bronia really is. ”

And Bronia just calmly watched Hexier lie.

But the next moment.

Bronia suddenly looked behind Heixi’er.

Shouted unexpectedly.

“Apricot? What are you doing here? ”

Hearing this nasty name, Hei Xi’er’s disguise disappeared instantly, and he took out the chains and raised claws with a gloomy face.

Murderously turned around.

“!”

“You bastard, if you don’t want to be pushed down the stairs again, just let me stay away from Xi’er… Ay? ”

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