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Chapter 59 You fucking roll me off the steering wheel! ! !

"Then let's go! Let's find a way, and fuck that C-13 by the way!"

Fang Ran strode towards the door and became the first participant to push the door out.

"Okay! Brother! Let's go!"

The two teasers strode out of the tea room and entered the night in this strange city. They are about to experience three nights of 'wonderful and exciting' time!

"Hey! There's an Audi with the keys in there!"

As soon as he went out, Fang Ran saw that the key in an Audi car was still inserted under the steering wheel. Maybe the owner was parked here outside the scene.

"Dude, can you drive?"

Meng Lang was curious, and as soon as he asked the question, he saw Fang Ran wave his hand and said loudly without hearing it at all!

"let's go!"

Saying that, he took out the silver broken dragon tooth, smashed the car window, opened the car door from the inside, and got in neatly, then put one arm on the car window, and snapped his fingers. , picked his chin, and said thiefly:

"boarding!"

rash:"......"

Ling: "..."

Did this guy suddenly take the wrong medicine?

"Uh...hehe, I just wanted to try to say that once!" Fang Ran explained embarrassingly.

It's definitely not the reason why I think Si Ai's cool use of flames to fuse the car lock and call him into the car is so handsome last time, and I want to try it too!

"And..." Fang Ran touched the steering wheel excitedly: "My mother has been urging me to take my driver's license test, so I just want to practice now."

In fact, Fang Ran still has a small abacus that he didn't say. According to Fang Ran's words, he was worried that Fang Ran could not pass the driving test, and planned to let Fang Ran apply for the more expensive 'stable class', but Fang Ran was thinking about it at the moment. If you develop a skilled driving skills in the night battle, and then sign up for a cheap ordinary class, then the money will be lost...

hey hey hey~~

Isn't it beautiful~~~

Meng Lang and Ling looked at Fang Ran, who was a little morbidly excited at the moment, with speechless expressions on their faces. Fang Ran saw that the two of them hadn't gotten into the car, and couldn't help shouting angrily:

"Hey! What do you mean! It's not like I can't..."

"Which is the brake and the accelerator on the right!!??"

Meng Lang jumped out and shouted!

You don't look at this simple mental retardation, but in fact, most people, especially the 80% of the students who haven't gone to driving school.

Do not know at all.

Like someone...

"Forehead..."

Fang Ran suddenly sweated profusely, and then thought quickly in his heart!

People are generally used to the right leg, and things like the accelerator that are often stepped on must be placed in the position people are used to, so...

"right."

Fang Ran looked straight ahead and pretended to know.

"You guessed it?"

"no."

"..."

"..."

Meng Lang looked suspicious, and then quietly probed and said:

"What about the clutch? Is it in the middle?"

"Clutch?"

Fang Ran was stunned for a second, then looked down, then looked at Meng Lang with a sneer:

"Brother, don't make trouble, I only have two pedals under my feet. Have you ever driven a car? What kind of clutch, did you deliberately make it up to deceive me?"

I have never driven a car.

I lied to him.

I've been driving around town in a sports car since I was a teenager...

I was lied to by a novice who didn't even know the clutch underfoot by saying that I had never driven a car.

......

Meng Lang was silent.

Then took a deep breath.

Finally growled:

"You, he, mother, get out of my driver's seat now!!!"

"I do not!!!"

Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel tightly,

Like not letting go of death!

A perfect interpretation of what it means to die rather than yield!

Meng Lang stared at the sky speechlessly, without thinking about it consciously.

How did I come across such a heart-wrenching product.

Looking at Fang Ran's picture of "I just want to drive", Meng Lang finally had no choice but to take the co-pilot position. As soon as he sat down, a sharp pain came from his thigh!

"Ah!!! Killed me!!!!"

Forget the glass this bastard stabbed from here.

......

......

On a brightly lit street illuminated by orange lights, an Audi 'galloped' on the road as if it had drunk fake wine.

That's called a wanton, that's called a free and easy!

At this moment, the two voices in the car rose and fell one after another!

"Hang the block! Hang the block! Hang the block!"

"Oh!"

"Clutch! Release the clutch! Release it!!"

"oh oh!"

"Accelerator! Don't keep stepping on the accelerator! Don't step! Do you want to kill someone!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"Turn a corner! Damn it! Turn a corner! Are you going to climb a tree!!"

"oh oh!!"

"Get upright! Get upright! Stop twisting the steering wheel!! You're almost rushing onto the sidewalk!!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"I'm going! Don't fucking screw twice! Don't! There's a wall over there! Brake! Brake! Damn it! What are you doing with the accelerator!!!!"

boom! ! ! ! ! ! !

With a loud bang, the black Audi slammed into the windbreak tree!

The front of the car was deformed, and even smoke slowly floated out, and the bumper was completely scrapped, but at this moment.

Meng Lang was extremely grateful for the existence of the bumper. Really, he felt that if he went on like this, he felt that his life would not be enough if he got in the car that Fang Ran drove like this.

Really, Meng Lang felt that it would be deadly to be in a car with someone who didn't even know how to turn the steering wheel for one and a half turns.

It’s okay to use the accelerator as the brake, anyway, there are no pedestrians in the night battlefield scene.

The clutch suddenly loosened and then clenched his teeth and endured it, and at most sat a little bumpy.

Even if he doesn't understand how to hang this cargo, Meng Lang can help him hang it.

But you tell me, I don't know which direction my steering wheel is now, and I hold the steering wheel that turns to the right with the confidence that I have made it right. !

It was too deadly, and Meng Lang really felt that this was too deadly.

The Audi turned off, Fang Ran looked at the front in a hurry, nervously reciting every step Meng Lang taught him.

"Clutch, ignition, accelerator... um, no, let go of the handbrake, um, the handbrake is loose, then I should... um..."

Fang Ran pondered for a long time, then clapped his hands and realized it!

"Right! Step on the accelerator!"

Then Fang Ran stepped down and stepped directly to the bottom!

Audi let out a roar and arched the tree forward, but didn't move.

"Eh!? Why don't you go back?"

Fang Ran looked at his feet in surprise, yes, he should have stepped on the accelerator! ?

Meng Lang covered his eyes in despair, and groaned as he said the first sentence he read.

"Hold up, put up, put up reverse!"

"Oh oh oh!! Reverse gear! Reverse gear! Eh!? This thing won't turn! Damn it, it crashed!"

Fang Ran squeezed hard and exclaimed.

Your sister has released the clutch and hung your sister's reverse gear!

This time, even Ling couldn't bear it anymore, and the anger that the two could no longer bear broke out! No matter how much Fang Ran holds the steering wheel, it is useless!

"Fuck you, get me off the steering wheel!"

After a violent beating, Fang Ran covered the bridge of his nose, sat in the co-pilot with a displeased face, and muttered in a dissatisfied voice:

"Cut! The baby is not allowed to drive!"

Meng Lang ignored someone's broken thoughts and pretended not to hear and asked:

"Where are we going now?"

"Just go straight."

Ling slowly floated in the air and said lightly.

"Eh!? This doesn't seem to be the way to the city center?"

Meng Lang said strangely, even if he didn't know which city it was, he could see that the bustling CBD was getting further and further back, and he could know that they didn't seem to be going to the city center.

"Aren't we going to take down that C-13? According to the information, it is obvious that the thing will appear in a crowded place?"

After saying this, Meng Lang felt that the Xiaomi 10400mAh power bank floating in front of him seemed to slant slightly towards him, and it felt like...

Yo, your IQ can think of this kind of thing...

Meng Lang found that the fact he had noticed was extremely disturbing.

"When did I let you guys fight to kill that C-13?"

"what!?"

"Gah!?"

Both made a duck-like surprised sound!

"Then we..." Fang Ran said in confusion.

"Heh! Do you really think you two E-rank scumbags can grab the target in a pile of B-rank and C-rank!?" Ling broke the confidence of the two chickens without hesitation:

"Don't get involved in things that you are not capable of! So, go directly to the suburbs and exercise your abilities!"

"Get me off the main line of the C-13!"

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