Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

"I'm so handsome, it's really embarrassing," he said, glancing at his seven embarrassed bros beside him, trying to comfort them.

"Don't worry about anything. I'll go up and take a look around to get the answers and then come back down. If you're not ready, just wait for me."

Having said that, Tsurugi walked straight up, while on the other side, the girls in the bizarre matchmaking group immediately began to exert their efforts.

"Quickly, send out more comments saying that this person was also someone we arranged beforehand!"

"What if we find out? If he survives, reward him with a temporary employment contract; if he doesn't, just say the comments are nonsense!"

Director Bo clapped his hands and gave orders cheerfully, as if he could already see himself rising to prominence and reaching new heights after accomplishing the task.

This world is amazing! There's no chance for the Nan people to steal their thunder. Go, heroine!

Tsurugi glanced at the random advice given to him in the comments, ignored the requirements for choosing B-level items, and directly selected Valak.

【?? Has he gone mad? Valak is an S-class Weirdos!!!】

[Hehe, I was a little worried at first, but as expected, Guonan just can't do it!]

【At a time like this, you guys are still fighting...】 (This comment has been banned)

Just as the comments from a very small number of normal people were banned, and the remaining comments were either expectant or gloating as they watched how Tsugumi would get through this S-rank weirdness, Tsugumi sat down directly in front of everyone.

"Valak, please sit down," Tsurugi said with a forced smile.

"Why aren't you sitting down? Hurry up and sit down."

Wow! Has he given up? Does he want to die?

I bet he'll be torn to shreds right now, hehe!

To their utter astonishment, the ghost nun neither flew into a rage nor resorted to any torturous methods; instead, she obediently sat down as well.

Tsurugi slowly pulled out a cigarette, looked at Valak opposite him, and raised an eyebrow. Valak paused for a moment, then deftly pulled out a lighter from somewhere to light Tsurugi's cigarette.

Snapped!

Tsugumi slapped her across the face, exhaled a cigarette smoke, and sneered.

I don't smoke!!!

【？？？】

[What's going on? Isn't Valak going to kill him yet? Last time in that eerie secret realm of the church, she tore hundreds of Nan people to shreds without a second thought!]

[If you don't smoke, why are you holding a cigarette in your mouth? And you hit a woman, you bastard! You deserve to die!!!]

Tsurugi glanced at the bizarre and grotesque comments on the screen, waved to mute them, straightened her clothes, and looked at Valak, who was covering his face, looking aggrieved and speechless.

"There are some things I don't want to say too clearly, so just tell me directly, did you cause all this mess?"

"No, it has nothing to do with me..." Valak said, head bowed, looking very aggrieved.

"I was summoned here... I don't even know where I am!"

Dongjiang narrowed her eyes. Valak hadn't lied, nor dared to lie. She truly shouldn't have been in this world.

Valak, the Blasphemer, the Marquis of the Serpent, ranked sixty-second among the seventy-two demons of Solomon, and commander of thirty-eight ghost legions.

This ghost nun is actually a result of a portion of her power being summoned by ignorant people who mistook her for a demon. After all, Valak is actually meant to give the summoner true knowledge and reveal the location of hidden treasures. A proper summoning would not produce something like a ghost nun.

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But demons are products of hell, and tormenting humanity is their job. If they are wrongly summoned, they don't mind unleashing some hellish power to torment people.

Logically, she should have appeared in a church being captured and dealt with by a couple of exorcists, but she appeared here instead, and the manifestation of this part of Valak's power was too much for them to understand.

In short, something brought her to this world, along with many other strange creatures from other worlds or local areas, to torment the Tutu humans with various games.

The will that gave her a task was to torment humanity, and she simply did as she was told.

Anyway, going anywhere is just a waste of time for humans, so it's more efficient to do it with a bunch of monsters.

"That's all? Even though you're just an avatar, I'm very dissatisfied." Tsugumi straightened her collar and said slowly.

"Speaking of which, aren't we on a blind date? Should we introduce ourselves? If you don't want to introduce yourself, then I will. Do you want me to tell you my real name in detail?"

"No, I dare not..." Valak almost cried, though of course, in her pathetic state, there were no tears at all.

Tsurugi waved her hand, indicating that she would settle the score with her later. Valak immediately scrambled back, while a +1 point appeared above Tsurugi's head.

[No, how did it succeed so quickly? What did he do? Why couldn't we hear him speak just now?]

[Cheating! This is definitely cheating! Ugh, I don't want Xia to win! If they win, how will they eliminate another tenth of the country?!]

[Well done, bro! We're guaranteed not to lose again!!!]

But amidst a flood of incomprehensible pseudo-human comments and a handful of normal ones, Tsugumi casually pointed to the vampire countess Christina.

"You're next."

The woman in the gold and red dress, who looked remarkably like a knock-off version of Charlize Theron, licked her lips and walked forward with a seductive smile, sitting down.

"Hello, sweetheart. Let me introduce myself. My name is Christian, I'm five hundred years old, and I'm a countess from Romania..."

"Wait a minute, you said you're a count from which country? Romania?" Tsurugi raised an eyebrow, a mocking look on his face.

"...Is something wrong?" Christina frowned.

"Ugh, why do I have to give a white person a history lesson on Europe?" Tsugumi sighed, shaking her head as she covered her face.

"First of all, the concept of Romania as a nation-state was formed in the 19th century, while during the Roman Empire, the region belonged to the province of Dacia, and Romania did not have the concept of titles at all."

Even after Carol I declared the establishment of the Kingdom of Romania in 1881, there was never any concept of a count, because Romania never established a hereditary multi-level noble title chain like in Western Europe. Nobles were mostly bureaucrats or military elites, rather than feudal titles.

At this point, he looked at this so-called vampire noblewoman, who had zero history knowledge but was still trying to create a persona and ride the wave of popularity, with utter disdain.

"If you want to piggyback on Dracula's persona, you should at least say you're from Wallachia—oh, that won't work either, Wallachia is an Eastern European country, a principality under the Orthodox Church, and there's no Western European system of titles there."

"And—I spoke to you entirely in Latin just now, yet you still needed a translator, and your English has a strong Xinjiang accent." He pinched his nose and sneered.

"In conclusion, you, a country bumpkin from the New World, are trying to act like some old European nobleman. And you even named yourself Christina? Do you even know what that name means in Latin?"

"An illiterate person trying to cultivate a persona, how shameless!"

The live stream room fell silent. All the male guests looked at Dongjiang with admiration, secretly giving him a thumbs up and saying, "Brother, you're a real man."

The barrage comments are another reaction that makes people wonder if those who post them are being paid.

[Hehe, that's awesome! You're so good at history, you must be really rich.]

[They're acting like some small-town exam-taking expert, the air about them is almost overflowing.]

[Aaaaaah, it's really hot! Sister, eat him up, quick!!!]

The girls from all over the world in the barrage were completely enraged by Dongjiang's friendly popular science explanation, and they were yelling that they wanted Dongjiang to be killed.

When Tsurugo directly exposed her pretense of having a green onion stuck in her nose, Christina's expression instantly turned extremely ugly. So she dropped the act, and in a fit of rage, a pair of bat wings sprang from her back, revealing sharp teeth and a face twisted into a ferocious, bat-like contortion.

"I want to drink their blood!!!"

She screamed and lunged at him. Tsurugi let her grab him and even softened his skin. However, the moment her teeth pierced him, Tsurugi silently switched to the Superman panel.

Question: What would happen if a vampire drank Superman's blood?

This question is like asking someone what it's like to slurp up a huge bowl of nuclear waste—well, this country bumpkin vampire doesn't have time to share her experience.

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The next second, her whole body burst forth with golden light, and then, without even a last word, her blood and tissues were instantly swallowed up by the sun, which was purified countless times over.

Valak secretly gave the female vampire a thumbs up from behind—you are probably the first vampire in history to dare to drink the blood of Superman, the Son of God, God, and an archangel.

The moment Christina collapsed, the entire live-streaming platform for the matchmaking event began to tremble. Then, a hysterical voice echoed in Dongjiang's mind.

"Male guests have been detected harming female guests. This is unforgivable. Immediately impose extermination measures on their respective countries..."

Dongjiang reached out and wiped his hand, directly silencing the weird matchmaking official account on the forum, then stood up, wiped his hands, and walked towards the one named Liu Ruyan.

Intuition told him that Tsurugi could learn what was behind this grove world from this strangely named female ghost.

Oh, right.

Dongjiang snapped his fingers, and the golden Holy Sound Battle Axe appeared at his feet. This was the magical tool he was going to use next.

Adam, you dragged me into this weird, shitty world of female-oriented content, so whatever I do from now on, you'll take the blame!

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

P.S.: The original text for this topic, which had some very creative elements, is from several years ago and seems outdated and potentially risky now... Anyway, there will be four more chapters tomorrow. After this chapter, I'll add one more to explain the aftermath of Gundam UC.

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700. Liu Ruyan angrily sinks the treasure chest (X) Water Ghost Sister's business fails (√)

"Is that female ghost... dead?"

At this very moment, a group of high-ranking government officials, hidden in a secure underground facility, stared at the screen showing Christina exploding, exchanging bewildered glances.

Seven days after the disaster struck, high-ranking officials in almost all countries either resigned or went into hiding.

The reason is simple: this bizarre game is completely unfair, or rather, it is inherently extremely malicious towards men!

Male leaders were almost always among the first to be targeted, and subsequent replacements or other actions made them highly susceptible to being included in the target group.

With no other choice, they had to hide in a safe place, far from the center of power, and watch as power was gradually replaced, slowly losing control of everything.

First came public opinion, then the law, then the economy, and finally even the military...

But they don't deserve pity, not at all.

Perhaps only at such a moment will those in the high places who once tolerated certain things for the sake of transfer payments and other relationships feel regret.

Now, Christina's sudden death seems to have given them a glimmer of hope that doesn't exist.

After all, before this, no female ghost had ever died in the trial.

This has never been fair. To the monster, humans are just toys, and behind this monster are feminists who are utterly devoid of fairness.

These men are so incompetent! Why are they still cowering and hesitating?

Others have already waded through the most dangerous areas for you, why aren't you moving forward yet? Cowards!

[Heh, this is a white feather, for you cowards who dare not go to the battlefield!]

"Who do you think you are?" Tsurugi looked at the comments and said coldly.