Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

Lao Tzu is a real man who plays rock and roll, while the original me was a melancholic pretty boy who liked blues and now spends all day outside Eden, swearing!

Compared to that guy who only knows how to wallow in self-pity, I, the OOC Archaeopteryx, am so much cooler!!!

"Then why are you telling me all this?" Tsurugi spread her hands, looking speechless.

"Are you planning to rebel and become God's real Adam?"

"Oh, no, I like that world, especially their attitude towards sinners, but this is my world after all."

Adam leaned against the river and grinned.

"I'm here to ask you something: are you interested in being God?"

"...Are you possessed by Lucifer?" Tsurugi checked several times to make sure this Archaeopteryx wasn't Lucifer in disguise, then said irritably.

"Are you out of your mind? How can you say something like that? If you want to get a beating, don't drag me into it!!!"

"Oh no, no, no, that's not my idea, it's Father's idea." Adam's smile widened even more.

"You did a pretty good job in that world, didn't you? Even that demon named Barnier said so!"

...Damn it, how could I forget that I sent up a demon? Does this mean I'm being falsely accused?

“You are following in your father’s footsteps, and you’re doing it very well!” Adam said, arms crossed and head tilted.

"Although you did not walk the path of the Holy Trinity and hold high that foreign crown, your father's path was the same, wasn't it?"

"Place me above all the gods you have had, have had, and will have, and I will grant your empire another thousand years!"

Adam recounted his father's path to godhood with great enthusiasm, but Tsugumi seemed rather uninterested.

"Really? This is so troublesome. I really just wanted to try out my new ability." Tsugumi sighed.

"...Do you know that you're even more deserving of a beating than Lucifer?!"

Adam looked at Tsurugi like this, and curled his lip in displeasure.

"Alright, you can't refuse to leave now. I also brought some words from other people—when do you plan to revisit the path of Holy Trinity? If you keep slacking off, someone might come looking for you in their dreams!"

Tsugumi paused for a moment, then immediately thought of the dream that Michael the teacher had claimed to be his wife not long ago.

His face turned green instantly, and he jumped to his feet.

"Damn it, could that really be Michael's doing?" Tsugumi said in an extremely horrified tone.

"Oh, it's not that bad," Adam reassured him with a grin.

"But who knows? Maybe there really is such a world, where Michael turns into a little girl and wants to have sex with you..."

"Fuck you!" Tsurugi said, raising her middle finger.

"Alright, alright, let's get back to the main topic." Adam became more serious and said earnestly.

"From a personal standpoint, I have no advice to offer on your path. But as a friend, I just feel it's best to use the power of hell less in the future."

"This is for your future development. After all, you would rather be a 'savior' than someone who is busy with destruction and rebellion."

"Okay, you're right." Tsugumi spread her hands.

"Then I'll just be more careful with these things in the next few worlds."

“That’s right, that’s better.” Adam smiled and tilted his head, then said…

"So, on the other hand, there's still a world here that desperately needs saving..."

"You bastard, all you've been saying is that you want me to do your work for free, right?" Tsurugi cursed.

"What, what kind of bizarre mythological world is that? Or is it some kind of fan-made world with the same kind of gutter as this godforsaken place?"

"No, that's not it. I just happened to see that world when I was passing by," Adam shrugged.

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"Just think of it as doing a task along the way. And while you're doing the task, you can also have a good chat with the people in that heaven about your future development."

Damn, why do I keep getting this feeling of a college graduate being pressured by relatives to find a job and go on blind dates?

Chapter 697. Adam and Dog Shit: A Bizarre Female-Oriented Hybrid World Has Surprises. Click here: http://

Tsugumi complained, and then she arrived in this world.

Overall, this world is Earth

Of course, due to various uncontrollable factors, even if it has a 100% similarity rate with Earth in terms of geography, history, biology, chemistry, physics, and language, this place cannot be called Earth.

Like Xia Guo, America, France, Hans, etc., in short, those who know, know, it can be said to be very tomato-like.

Therefore, naturally, this world of very tomatoes also has a very foreign persimmon setting.

"Hmm, a bizarre invasion that binds to the fate of a nation, randomly capturing people in various countries to undergo all sorts of bizarre trials while being publicly and forcibly broadcast live. If you lose, you're directly weakened in terms of resources, population, or other aspects... The thing is, why does this place always give me the feeling of a female-oriented online novel? Wow, this is really a thesis topic. If I wrote it, no one would subscribe!"

Tsugumi briefly used her powers to read through the basic background of this world and some records of past events, and couldn't help but complain.

"Why haven't you added a search, attack, and withdrawal option yet? Also, why do the people in this world not seem very human to me?"

Five years ago—this world was 100% female-oriented!

Why? Because five years ago, the world was practically full of cowards! A huge number of them!

On the contrary, the bizarre invasions of the past five years have made the world a little more normal to some extent—but it still infuriates Tsurugi.

That being said, the world is indeed a tragic apocalypse in a sense.

Just like the business district where Dongjiang is now, one can still vaguely see the prosperity of the past, but now it is almost empty, and there are piles of garbage everywhere on the streets that are left unattended.

From five years ago until now, this nonsensical invasion duo has successfully reduced the world's population by 23 percent. A significant portion of the world's countries have been brought to a standstill and into chaos, while major powers have at least suffered economic collapse.

Beneath the seemingly comical backdrop lies a higher-dimensional being that places humanity within a miniature world, subjecting it to wanton manipulation and devastation.

Dongjiang had only taken a few steps when he saw a gray beam of light descend from the sky, trapping him within it, and then—

"The Xia Kingdom participant 'Dongjiang' has been selected to participate in the S-level dungeon 'Strange Blind Date' trial. This trial will gamble 10% of each country's population, and the top three will plunder the resources of the bottom three."

Dongjiang stopped in his tracks. He now had reason to suspect that Adam, that bastard, was sent to pressure him into marriage.

Okay, so even if I time-travel, I can't escape the fate of being pressured to get married?!

As the beam of light descended, televisions, mobile phones, and all screens around the world were forced to switch to the introduction segment of this bizarre dating show.

[Is he the one chosen this time? He looks like a pretty boy. Didn't they say the country had already found a way to designate participants?]

Other countries had already chosen their candidates, but Xia Kingdom grabbed a random passerby!

[It's over, it's over! Xia Kingdom has lost three times in a row, it looks like they're going to lose again this time!]

John has figured out the criteria these female monsters use to choose a partner; we're determined to win this dungeon.

[This time, all of Xia Kingdom's resources came from our Great Han Ming Kingdom's oppa!]

Looking at these comments, Tsugumi felt a surge of urge to reminisce about the year 2000 – it was so rebellious! Could it be that the timeline of this world is still in 2000?!

And how are human resources plundered? Are the losing countries automatically stripping citizens of their citizenship and forcing them to join other countries?

Becoming a nuisance in the same place? That would be really bad.

While Tsurugi was ranting, on the other side, the matchmaking team specializing in this bizarre project for this very issue, which deals with romantic relationships, was also in complete chaos.

"Why is this selection process for a random passerby? Didn't we use the strange object to pinpoint the selection target?!"

"The female ghosts participating in the dating show have the most important criteria for choosing a partner, so we specifically created these young men based on the criteria in the information."

"Quickly, find out about this guy named Tsurugi. I need all his information within five minutes!"

These highly educated individuals, who had joined this coveted organization through rigorous civil service exams, were scrambling to get started. Meanwhile, the department head, whose name was unknown, was nonetheless a man with a round face, thick-rimmed glasses, and small eyes—Director Bo Seoul—whose face was contorted with rage.

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Hmm—looking closely, four-fifths of the people in this department are women, but the other one-fifth are the ones who are actually in a flustered state.

Hmm... Could this be 'her power'? How come key positions are still 'thriving' when humanity's survival is at stake?

However, it was clear that they couldn't find anything.

"These are all problems caused by this guy named Tsugumi. Why didn't he contact us directly after he was selected!"

While the group of women were enjoying tea in the office without getting anything out of it, Director Bo Seoul stood up, pointed at Tsurugi on the screen, and started cursing.

"If our country is doomed, it will all be because of people like these Nan people. They're really despicable!"

It seems this country, no, this world, is completely doomed.

Dongjiang didn't care. He thought the development was quite enjoyable and there was nothing wrong with experiencing the process.

After all, it was his first blind date too (shyly).

In the end, everything will be done the same way. Tsurugi toyed with the small horn in her hand and shrugged.

The world has become filthy again.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

P.S.: The three chapters today and three chapters tomorrow are from a long, long time ago when I was writing this book. You can subscribe or not.

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698. World of Female Heavyweight Boxers

In short, let's put aside these complicated issues and begin this episode of "If You Are the One (Weird Version)".

Accompanied by music that was hard to tell whether it was festive or explosive, the live stream appeared before everyone. It was a completely black space with a table and two chairs in the middle, and nine figures standing on each of the two black sides.

Including Tsurugi, of the eight people he glanced at, three were Asian, three were European, and two were Black.

Apart from Dongjiang, everyone else was dressed in crisp uniforms, their faces resolute. They looked more like they were there to fight than to find a partner.

Well, it should be said that apart from Tsurugi, the people here are either professional soldiers or specially selected talents who have undergone special training to participate in this deadly project.

Tsurugi was bored and started watching the live stream comments, which were surprisingly user-friendly and even had a built-in translation function.

[Our contestant from the Great Cold Netherworld is Park Jong-soo oppa! Won't he seduce all those female ghosts?]

[What effeminate Asian? Look at Aaron, those muscles and masculinity are what a real man should have.]

Who is this contestant from Xia Country? I've never seen him before.

[His publicly available information is completely blank; he has absolutely no experience in carrying out bizarre missions. He's a complete novice!]