Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

But He can't stand the word "first love"!!!

The mighty Demon King of Desire, who has lived the same age as Earth, is actually experiencing his first serious relationship!

Damn it, people will laugh themselves to death if they find out!

Is there something wrong with the matchmaking system in this world?! Why can a demon king who possesses original sin fall in love purely, and why does he only have a real romance once every billions of years? Isn't that a bit...?

Where did this Japanese harem manga with an incompetent male protagonist come from?

The thought of this utterly embarrassing past made Asmodeus's face contort with disgust.

—Damn Lucifer! Not only did he fall into this inexplicable hell himself, but he also dragged his brothers down with him!

You are truly awful right now!

Of course, this bastard next to me who inexplicably went crazy and wanted to attack Heaven is also despicable!

"I have no interest in attacking Heaven. What benefit would that bring me?" Asmodeus resolutely rejected Tsurugi's dangerous invitation.

He's in the same boat as Mammon in the Seven Deadly Sins; neither of them is interested in Heaven. He doesn't care about the position of the Hydra's royal court, so why would he bother attacking a Heaven in another world?

What good would it do to take it down? Would blaspheming angels experience the pleasure of desire?

Leaving aside the risk of getting a stomp on the back from doing this, Asmodeus fell into depravity precisely because his colleagues in Heaven were too boring.

I'd go to all that trouble just to find a bunch of boring people to amuse myself. What a waste of my time!

"Goodbye, never again—" Asmodeus prepared to make a run for it.

"What a pity, I have some interesting little stories about Lucifer here, and also, he has a daughter here~~~~"

Tsugumi's words instantly stopped Asmodeus, who was about to log off.

He moved a table and a serving of popcorn with lightning speed, sat down in front of Tsurugi, and his eyes lit up.

"Tell me more!!!"

Tsurugi revealed a knowing look on her face, then slowly pulled out a laptop, pressed the switch, and began playing her precious, saved videos of Lucifer's embarrassing past.

Of course, he only revealed part of it, which was given to him by Shirley—about his father working hard to make rubber ducks.

Don't ask Shirley why she made this video; it's probably just an expression of father-daughter love.

In the video, the King of Hell solemnly kneads a large pile of rubber ducks, then, like an idiot, picks up a duck that can breathe fire and do backflips, laughing loudly as he announces...

"I hereby declare! This is my first masterpiece since the beginning of time—Mr. Fire-Breathing Rubber Duck!!!"

Then came a long string of silly giggles.

Asmodeus: Haha ...

Seeing Asmodeus laughing so hard he could barely breathe, Tsugumi started playing a new video with a delighted expression.

He had casually asked Lilith for it before coming down from the sky; it contained little family stories about Lucifer and Lilith.

"Kneel down!" Lilith, who was at least twenty centimeters taller than Lucifer, looked at him with displeasure and stepped on his chest.

“Lilith, darling, I…” Lucifer said with a fawning expression.

"I said, kneel down!" Lilith raised her voice.

Lucifer silently chose to kneel before his wife, then Lilith stepped on his shoulders, and then—

"I've said it before, I have to be in charge this month!"

"But Lilith, you said the same thing last month..."

"But I still want it this month! Don't forget how Adam and I got divorced—it was because she didn't want me to be the one having sex!"

As Lilith said this, she took out a lace nightgown.

Forced by his domineering wife, Lucifer had no choice but to change into women's clothing with tears in his eyes...

The video then cuts out.

"Quack!!! What happened next? Where did it go?!"

Asmodeus' eyes widened as he lunged forward, shouting at Tsurugi as the video ended.

"I'm asking you, where did the most exciting part go?!"

"Ah, you'll have to ask the person involved for that." Tsugumi spread her hands, smiling happily.

"Of course I'm talking about Lilith. She's in heaven now. You'll have to ask her for the rest of the content."

Asmodeus hesitated, torn between the adventurous attack on Heaven and the unparalleled amusement of watching Lucifer. The Demon King of Desire was caught in a great dilemma and struggle.

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Then Tsurugi grinned mischievously and laid out even more chips.

Hilarious! Lucifer's Imitation of Patrick Star

Shocking! The King of Hell sings hymns while taking a bath!

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"If Lucifer had a daughter, what should she call God?"

"I'll do it!" Asmodeus grasped Tsurugi's hand without hesitation.

"Please let me join your team!"

Finding a good time for Lucifer is rare, perhaps even once in a millennium, especially since this world's Lucifer is the same Lucifer who came after his original self!

Regardless of anything else, just tell me if the original body came here! If the original body came here and still turned into this bizarre form, then this counterpart is practically you, isn't it?

Hehe, if that's the case, then these jokes are Lucifer's own jokes!

Hahahaha, just thinking about seeing that arrogant guy's once-in-a-millennium embarrassing state makes Asmodeus so happy he almost wants to ejaculate!

Moreover, Tsurugi wasn't lying, and Asmodeus's memories also told him that this world's paradise was a fucking oddity.

There is no Gabriel, no Uriel, no Raphael, no Sariel—and especially no Michael.

The only archangels were Sila, who seemed to have flown out of nowhere, and Emily, who was completely unknown, while the rest of the familiar faces were nowhere to be found.

Oh, if I had to mention it, there's also Adam, who's practically an acquaintance of Asmodeus.

But isn't this also a hilarious surprise?

The innocent Adam, who was twice killed by Lucifer and the Minotaur, made Asmodeus tremble with excitement at the thought of being able to create such sensational gossip headlines and spread them throughout Hell and Heaven after returning to Hell!

We have to do it! We absolutely have to! Even if it means selling everything we own, Asmodeus has to go for it!!!

"Quack! Let's go get Little Ma right now, sharing is caring!!!"

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"Hahahaha, this is fucking awesome! The unofficial histories of this world are fucking awesome!"

"Lu! You actually got together with Lilith?! I'm going to tell Samael he's been screwed over by you, hahahahaha!"

"Oh no, Lu, when you get back you should be concerned about poor Adam, hehehehe!"

Asmodeus was laughing so hard he was doubled over, holding the hellish history book that Dongjiang had given him.

Looking at the Demon King of Desire, Tsugumi felt exceptionally pleased.

After all, the second level of finding amusement is sharing it. Seeing others laugh out loud because of the amusement you found is twice as fun!

Tsuruga knew that Asmodeus couldn't resist this kind of fun.

Watching the trembling demon of desire ecstatically, Tsurugi happily retracted the bait she had cast.

He originally planned to make hundreds of millions of copies of these things after he got back and then distribute them free of charge to everyone in Hell for their enjoyment.

After all, Dongjiang is very much a believer in sharing!

But this thing is extremely useful for inciting Asmodeus. You see, just to see Lucifer and Adam have fun, Asmodeus was willing to risk being trampled on the head by Michael to join his ranks.

So actually, these demon kings are quite boring.

Having survived countless cycles of destruction and restart, their stories unfold across countless realms, yet they rarely find interesting tales that differ from their own.

Rather than conquering the world or defeating angels, they find more pleasure in getting a joke and then mocking their colleagues for hundreds of cosmic cycles.

Of course, Asmodeus is the best of the best, after all, he is the Demon King of Desire.

But other demon lords are no less impressive in this regard. At least Lucifer has no right to criticize her. Hasn't she been mocking Gabriel's jokes ever since she got them?

That's one of the great values ​​of Dongjiang—it digs up the dark history of these guys in all sorts of bizarre worlds and makes them laugh!

Don't think this is low-class. In the end, no matter which mythology it is, from the East or the West, the top bosses who have made it to the top are still concerned with saving face.

Fighting a divine war over a trivial matter is commonplace; it just goes to show that everyone's a bit of a joker, haha.

"Oh, and what about my dear little niece, Shirley?"

Finally, having laughed enough, Asmodeus wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at Tsugumi with even greater anticipation.

Lucifer has a daughter? Wow, this is truly an unprecedented sight!

After all, the descendants of Lucifer or other demon kings in other worlds are either far-fetched nonsense or similar to the situation of Zeus and his sons.

Dongjiang has also been to the world where Mammon inexplicably became Lucifer's son; such situations are all too common.

It's rare to find someone as undeniably Lucifer's biological daughter as Shirley—and while she inherited her father's arrogance and a strange, inexplicable maternal instinct, that's precisely what makes her so interesting and precious.

Asmodeus harbored no ill will toward Shirley; on the contrary, he was quite looking forward to and wanted to pamper this interesting little niece.

After all, it not only satisfies their desire to tease Lucifer, but for these demon lords, this kind of 'family bliss' is also a unique experience.

Asmodeus decided that even if it meant risking being stomped on the back by Michael, he would take Shirley to Heaven.

He was really looking forward to seeing how his father would feel when he saw he had a granddaughter.

Moreover, Shirley is indeed not a scoundrel like her father, but rather the kind of naive young girl who is just entering society and only has a lot of drive. Oh, this kind of person is so pleasing to the old man.

"Ah, no, no, no, no," Tsugumi waved her hand.

"You can't go to see Shirley now. We haven't finished our business yet, and besides, you can't take her with you. Only I can take her away from this world. Haven't you realized that?"

“You can just leave like this and then crawl back in, that’s fine too—but Michael might have to have a talk with you then.”