Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

But the moment the call connected, Billies changed what he was about to say.

Good morning, Stolas!!!

"Oh, hello there, my dear Big X Billies! Are you here to ask me out on a date? Oh, I can't wait for you to use your big XXX to your heart's content..."

A lazy yet excited male voice came from the other end of the phone, but the content was explicit and unfiltered, a statement so outrageous it would definitely be on an R18 show if broadcast.

“Watch your words, Stolas. I have children here.” A strange look of disgust suddenly appeared on Billies’ face. He then picked up the knife on the table and slowly brought it to his neck.

"Hey, what do you want—"

Luna, standing nearby, was horrified and tried to rush forward, but she couldn't move. The three people in the room watched helplessly as Billies slit the knife across his own neck—

It wasn't cut open, but fresh blood with a sulfurous smell had already seeped out.

Then Billies was forced to talk about a bunch of random things, and finally accepted Stolas's offer to hire him and his daughter to protect him and his daughter on their trip to Lululand the next day.

So Billies took the opportunity to say something he had never intended to say.

“Hey, Stolas, I know someone here, I think he’s from your social class.”

“Us? Goetia?” Stolas was somewhat taken aback by Billitz’s words, after all, he didn’t think there would be many noble demons like him who were willing to be so 'intimate' with the lesser demons.

“Yes, his name seems to be…Mephisto.” Tsugumi entered the room, smiling as she said the exact same thing to Billies.

Billies struggled frantically but could not break free, while the three younger ones beside him tried to help but were unable to move.

“Hmm, Mephisto? I don’t seem to remember that name…” Stolas said, somewhat confused.

"He said he was a minor nobleman who only had a magic book, and mainly wanted to talk to you about a business deal."

“Oh, business, very good.” Stolas replied somewhat perfunctorily, but still agreed to Billies’ request.

"It's settled then, Billiz-Ode~~~ See you tomorrow~~~"

"It's Billitz, you fat ass bird, I won't pronounce that!!!"

The call ended with Tsugumi's incredibly lifelike imitation of Billies's speech.

The restraints were released, and the next second Billy pulled out the gun from under his desk, roared at Tsugumi, and pulled the trigger.

"Go to hell, you bastard!!!"

But it was clear that the bullets didn't even qualify to come into contact with the Tsurugi River; they melted into molten iron halfway there.

"Shouldn't I be the one who's angry? We just reached an agreement, and you betrayed me as soon as you turned around."

Tsugumi leaned against the doorframe, watching the little devils with interest, and shrugged.

"However—I don't intend to blame you. After all, you are demons. I am more lenient towards real demons than sinners."

"Now, sit down, and let's have a good talk."

He gently tapped his hand, and the little ones sat down in front of him again, looking utterly dejected.

"Do you think the current state of Hell is reasonable?" Tsugumi asked, arms crossed, looking at the three lesser demons and the hellhound.

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"I'm not saying that demons must live a life of hunting and killing, but what do you think is the natural job of demons?"

"Kill! Eat! Then die?" Moses cautiously raised his hand.

"Just surviving is enough to give it your all, who cares about talent or job skills?" Luna rolled her eyes.

Dongjiang sighed softly. He was furious at Heaven's dereliction of duty and its torment of the sinners who deserved to be tormented, but his feelings toward the devil were complicated.

On the one hand, they were indeed derelict in their duties, but this was entirely due to Heaven's inaction. Since Heaven doesn't allow them to torment sinners, and even Lucifer is just slacking off, it's not a matter of dereliction of duty, but rather a spontaneous act of slacking off based on the circumstances.

But Tsurugi wasn't going to let them slack off forever; he was telling them to get on their feet!

"The devil's job is to torment sinners," Tsugumi said bluntly.

"But your lives are almost the same as humans', which makes me very unhappy."

"Please, boss, haven't you already tortured almost all the sinners of the Pride Ring?" Billies gritted his teeth.

"What's the point of having us do this kind of thing!"

"Those useless demons have no reason to exist," Tsugumi said casually.

“If you have no reason to do this, then Heaven should destroy you all.”

The room was quiet. They thought Dongjiang was joking, or rather, he was talking nonsense about politics in a serious manner, but these little devils didn't think Dongjiang was joking.

Their throats moved up and down with difficulty, and Moses chuckled awkwardly.

"You, you must be joking—"

Tsugumi smiled slightly, then suddenly transformed into a righteous archangel.

"WTF!!!" x4

The little devil and the hellhound were instantly terrified by the scene before them. What did it mean that a lawless super demon disguised as a Goetia nobleman had suddenly transformed into an archangel of heaven?

"Quack!!! Don't come near me, don't come any closer!!!"

Tsurugi gathered a ball of holy light in her hand and slowly floated it toward Billies. Sensing the extreme threat posed by this holy light, Billies struggled and screamed.

But Dongjiang stopped before purifying him. He shook his hand and said softly.

"Look, this is the outcome I envision. The world should return to order, with good people rewarded, bad people punished, angels protecting the virtuous, and demons taking away the wicked. This is fair."

"Instead of the wicked committing crimes without consequence, the good cowering in the heavens with the angels, while the wicked continue their reign in hell, and you demons remain completely indifferent—"

"So, my purpose in going to hell is very simple," Tsugumi said, raising a finger and laughing.

"Incite war, incite war, and more incite war! I need to give you guys something to do!"

"I asked you to help contact Stolas so that I could use him to reach Asmodeus, the ring master of the Ring of Desire, and then use him to further expand our influence—to drive this war in Heaven."

He paused, stood up, and spoke in an operatic tone.

"Let cowardly stars fall, let the indolent darkness surge, let ice and fire intertwine, let light and darkness collide! From the Silver City to the Endless Sea, from the highest point of the sky to the deepest abyss of the earth, burn it all! Either get back on track, or lose everything!!!"

"Why are you telling us all this? We're just lowly little devils!!!" Moses cried out in despair, clutching his head.

What is this? A villainous leader who plans a coup tomorrow suddenly finds a few low-level workers and tells them about his grand plan—and the key is that this isn't fake; this guy might be about to do it!

Billies felt he had seen enough bad people in his life, but compared to the guy in front of him, he was incredibly innocent.

What does it mean to be a top-tier agent in both Heaven and Hell? To cause such a huge commotion just to incite a world war between Heaven and Hell, and the purpose is actually to give both demons and angels something to do!

Mental illness, pure and simple mental illness!

And what's gotten into him that he had to talk about such dangerous topics with these innocent little devils? I don't want to hear it! Don't let the blood splatter on me!

"We'll be working together briefly for a while, so as a reward, I'll tell you about the future."

Tsugumi chuckled and patted Billy's head, whose expression was incredibly bitter, and laughed.

"In short, this is your last chance. If you try anything to rebel or sabotage my plans—"

His phone emitted a holy light, leaving a mark on his chest amidst Billy's pig-like screams.

"I guarantee I'll make sure you all are utterly destroyed, leaving not a single speck of ashes behind."

Billy and his group nodded faster than a lucky cat could catch a peep, and then they opened a portal back to the lower levels of hell.

As Tsuruga stepped inside, for a moment, he seemed to sense something and looked in a certain direction of hell.

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551. Quickly get through the everyday life of the demon nobles!

The next day, Lulu Paradise

Hmm, the amusement park in hell isn't themed around human bones, blood, screams, and endless pain.

All I can say is that the criminals in this godforsaken place are neither criminals, nor angels, nor demons.

But Tsugumi's feelings about the demon turning good were still very complicated.

A black car glided into the parking space of the amusement park, and Prince Stolas got out of the car with his daughter Via.

Today, Stolas wasn't wearing his usual glamorous princely attire; instead, he was dressed in a very approachable short-sleeved T-shirt with an apple print and an apple-shaped hat.

"Cheer up, Viya, today will be a lot of fun!" Stolas held his daughter's hand with an expectant smile.

—However, it is unknown how much of this anticipation is for the rare moments with family and how much is for seeing one's lover.

Viya was in a bad mood, and she kept her hand on the brim of her hat the whole time, as if hoping to escape from this embarrassing situation.

It's clear that the prince's daughter is very down, looking like a dejected girl who can't communicate well with her parents.

These guys are incomprehensible from the perspective of demons, but they are easy to understand from the perspective of ordinary humans!

What 18-year-old teenage girl would be happy if her father dragged her to an amusement park, especially when she was there to meet her mistress?

“Oh, Storas, this is Mephisto, whom I mentioned.”

Billies brought Tsurugi over, introducing him with a forced smile, while Stolas also sized up this 'Mephisto'.

Yes, judging from both his race and demeanor, he is indeed a Getia nobleman.

Handsome, elegant, and sunny

"Greetings, Lord Mephisto, I am Prince Stolas, son of Paimon." He placed one hand on his chest and introduced himself elegantly.

“It is my honor, Your Highness. I am Mephisto, son of Baal, and I have not yet received my own title and legion.” Tsurugi responded with equally impeccable elegance.

Son of Baal? This answer made Stolas look at the young man in disbelief.

"Incredible! We've never even heard of you before—"

"Oh, my father hid me very well," Tsurugi said with a laugh, spouting nonsense.

“I grew up in the Ring of Pride, alongside Lord Lucifer’s daughter, Lady Shirley.”

"Shirley? That Hell Princess?" Viya, standing beside her, asked curiously, her interest piqued.

What does she look like?

“Oh, I have a picture of her here, Miss Octavia. We can add each other as friends and chat more…” Tsurue took out her phone, doing something that no father would be happy to see his daughter do.