Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

Adam chuckled and put his arm around Tsugumi's neck, leaning closer to whisper...

"But darling, are you really not my descendant...?"

Tsugumi slapped his hand away with a look of disgust, but Adam didn't care and followed her with a grin, clinging to her.

It's clear that this first human was in a very good mood.

Adam was actually quite conflicted. On the one hand, he genuinely hated the sinners in hell.

Because no matter what, they are all descendants of Adam, his and Eve's children, yet so many of these children have become incorrigible and determined to do evil.

As parents, it's natural to feel heartbroken and sad to see their children committing evil deeds. Adam proposed launching a mass extinction with demon-slaying angels in order to correct his mistakes.

But Tsurugi proved that children who make small mistakes can atone for their sins—which naturally made Adam feel very conflicted.

As the father of mankind, he was delighted that more children were qualified to enter this wonderful paradise!

But as an archangel of Heaven, he couldn't help but feel different emotions towards these children who were recently "retaking their exams"...

"The Great Extinction has been banned, Adam, so your exorcising angels will probably have to be disbanded as well."

"That's right, that hypocritical slut, Sila!" Adam said irritably, raising his middle finger towards the heavens.

"She clearly agreed with the mass extinction before, but now that she's moved on, it seems like it's all my fault!"

It's clear that Adam represents a large group of angels in Heaven—among whom, like him and Lute, the exorcising angels, their stance is one of hatred and vigilance towards Hell.

Such conservatives should ideally make up at least half of the population, but unfortunately, in this quagmire of a leftist paradise, they are a complete minority.

"You coming to see me isn't just a joke, is it?" Tsugumi said bluntly.

"Just say what's on your mind!"

"Cool guy~~~~ I love your concise style!" Adam smiled and gave him a finger, then said...

"Someone asked me to pass on a message to you: she wants to meet you."

"Who?"

"How... should I put it?" Adam hesitated for a moment, then said with a strange expression.

"Considering that Eve and I are not divorced but rather widowed, it must be my ex-wife who wants to see you?"

"Ex-wife? Lilith?" Tsugumi paused, then asked, "In hell?"

"No, no, no! She's in heaven!" Adam waved his hand dismissively.

"She came to Heaven seven years ago. God, God knows how she got permission to enter Heaven. I wonder what terms that bitch Sila negotiated with her..."

Lilith—Tsugumi was quite curious about this name. After all, someone who could capture Lucifer's heart, even the heart of Lucifer in this ridiculous world, was someone Tsugumi found intriguing.

"Then lead the way."

Tsugumi explained succinctly, and Adam took her there, though he kept muttering about his ex-wife's various bad habits the whole way.

"Do you know why we broke up in the first place? It was because this bitch complained that only I could stab her!"

"So she found some kind of animal thing and planned to use it to poke me! I firmly refused, and then she divorced me!"

"Of course, the concept of divorce didn't exist back then. That crazy woman was simply unbearable for me. She was practically a feminist!"

"Yes, she was the earliest female boxer!"

He took ninety percent of Adam's incessant chatter as nonsense, but he still kept some of it in mind.

Lilith actually left Adam voluntarily; it wasn't Lucifer who seduced Lilith into leaving Adam.

In other words, Lilith probably found Lucifer herself and then persuaded the six-winged angel who shared the same idea.

From another perspective, the idea of ​​giving Eve the fruit was probably Lilith's idea.

So, isn't the person he's about to meet the 'cauldron of this world'?

The thought quickly passed through their minds, and Tsurugi and Adam flew to a shimmering golden beach.

"Hey! Lilith, you shameless bitch, I've brought the man you wanted in here!"

Adam's tone remained harsh, and his words were extremely forceful.

When Tsurugi landed with Adam, he saw a figure lying on a beach chair, leisurely sunbathing.

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She had long, curly blonde hair, wore a pure black evening gown with a burgundy hat, and her eyes were covered by sunglasses, but her features were very much in the style of Shirley.

Her aura was just like that of Lilith, whom Tsugumi had seen in her dream—quite dangerous and chilling.

"Adam, you should leave." Lilith glanced up at her ex-husband and said lazily.

"No matter how much you like to talk about your size, it doesn't change the fact that your size is actually not very good."

"What? This is slander! This is the first dick ever made by humankind; it's incredibly significant and the greatest! Don't try to smear my innocence out of thin air..."

Adam looked furious and embarrassed, but as everyone knows, the truth is what truly breaks a man's defenses. Adam's eagerness probably means...

Lilith waved her hand, and Adam was instantly teleported away. She then stood up, her slender figure swaying as she approached Tsurugi from behind, leaned close to him, and gently sniffed.

"You do smell of him," Lilith said softly.

"Who? Lucifer?"

"No." Lilith sat back down, calmly took a sip of her black tea, and said softly.

“I’m talking about Yahweh (YHWH).”

Lilith's thunderous news startled Tsugumi for a moment, but she quickly realized that she was probably the person Michael was talking about who could give him the truth.

Well, look at you, Michael, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, so you knew about Lucifer's gossip all along?

"So, is your hometown the Garden of Eden or Mesopotamia?"

"The one behind, but in this world, I'm the one in front."

Tsugumi stroked her chin, looked at Lilith for a long time, and then said quietly.

"So—your relationship with Lucifer in this world is actually that you, this wicked woman, knowingly deceived the innocent male archangel even though he was a mentally challenged counterpart? Hmm... according to Adam, he didn't agree to you engaging in the four loves with him? In other words, you slept with Lucifer?"

"Why are you focusing on such a strange place?" Lilith put down her teacup and frowned at Tsurugi, but she didn't deny it, so it was tantamount to admitting it!

"Oh ho ho ho! Because I recorded the whole thing!!" Tsugumi grinned with great delight.

"Originally, I planned to title this video 'The Morning Star Family: Circus Clowns' when I got back! But now I'm hoping to come up with an even more explosive title!"

"Let's call it—#Shocking! The King of Hell is actually manipulated by a wicked woman, becoming a masochist for love, indulging in four kinds of love—why? Why is he left in hell as an orphan father with a daughter?!#"

"Hehehe, I'm going to print a hundred billion copies and distribute them all over the world!"

Lilith: ......

"Why do you look so frivolous? You're so much like the things in this world!" Lilith looked at Tsurugi with some disdain.

"Ha, I've always been a funny person!" Tsurugi puffed out her chest proudly.

There's no inherent conflict between upholding justice and having fun!

Meanwhile, Lucifer in Hell—

"Achoo? Hiss~~~~ Why do I always feel like there are many unseen eyes watching me?" (Looking around)

"Alright, let's get back to the main topic." Lilith sighed almost imperceptibly, then looked at Tsurugi and said softly.

"You must be very curious about what's down there in hell, right? Let me tell you, that thing is called ROO (root of all evils), the source of all evil in hell, the darkness at the birth of the universe, and also..."

"God's sister."

As soon as Lilith finished speaking, she prepared to enjoy Tsurugi's incredulous or devastated reaction as a devout believer, but to her surprise, Tsurugi looked completely indifferent.

"Go on, Sister of God, and then what?"

“…Aren’t you questioning anything? Aren’t you surprised or blasphemous?” Lilith looked at him.

"What's the big deal?" Tsugumi shrugged. "These days, how can the final boss and the protagonist not have a good background? Even if the bloodline isn't good, the connections have to be there!"

"No bloodline? No problem. I wasn't a big shot in my past life either. How can I do great things then!"

"...You bastard, are you really an envoy from Heaven?" Lilith couldn't help but complain.

"Never mind, in short—ROO's identity can be described as the sister of God's spokesperson, or a part of Him, a mixture of what He once abandoned."

"Are they the Canaanite gods?" Tsugumi asked, raising her hand.

"...Can't you let me enjoy the fun of storytelling and revealing scoops for a little while?" Lilith looked rather displeased.

"Well, what can I say? I'm a very perceptive person. Although I don't like to think, I can spot problems with this kind of story structure at a glance." Tsugumi compared her fingers and shrugged.

"Moreover, my demonic nature makes me extremely sensitive to both the positive and negative aspects of any story. In fact, after you said you were Lilith from Mesopotamia, I guessed most of the story."

"So, just tell me the specific story. I'm not going to say that I've already guessed that the lump of stuff might be some kind of anecdote about the old man eating it and then pooping out. Don't worry, I won't interrupt you this time!"

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Lilith was silent for a moment, then, with considerable displeasure, began to tell the story.

"The story begins with Lucifer and I falling in love."

"I must say—Lucifer and I are truly in love, I did not lie to him!"

Tsugumi nodded, then silently noted down a new headline for a smear story—

#A wicked woman seduces a naive, innocent man, then denies everything afterwards!#

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Read the full text of 547.ROO for free—the root of all evil, link:

—The root of all evil

"The existence of ROO is almost unknown in Hell, but she is the true source of power in Hell, and her existence is older than the world itself."

“My dear little pumpkin, if you want to break through the limits of being a sinner and want greater power, you need to prove yourself—at the very least, you should seize all the ‘authority’ that belongs to you among sinners.”

Rosie's words still echoed in Alastor's ears.

His plan of action was already set in mind—he would have done it even without Rosie's encouragement.

"Alastor, you scum, I shouldn't have trusted you..."

Vox, now reduced to a mere television set head, glared menacingly at Alastor. Beside him lay the equally wounded Valentino and the dying Violet.