Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

This is proof of its 'divinity,' whether it's its steel or even mechanized body, or the patterns of lightning.

These are the most powerful proof that he is the 'son of Zeus' of this world!

He was holding a huge bow, assuming an ancient and wild posture, ready to unleash his deadly technique at any moment.

We absolutely cannot let him use it!!!

Cú Chulainn's fighting instincts made a decision at that moment, and without hesitation, he raised his magic spear high in the air, ready to throw it!

Crimson magic, visibly concentrated, permeated the magic spear forged from the sea beast bone, unleashing the full power of over thirty magic spears!

"Gáe Bolg, the spear that pierces through death!"

The Noble Phantasm, launched with unwavering resolve, even broke free from the binding force of the Command Seals at this moment, because Cú Chulainn knew clearly that if he could not unleash the Noble Phantasm, he would die the next moment!

But, just as he was about to complete the release of his Noble Phantasm—

The tall warrior before him released his bow, and a dark aura spread through his palm.

Pandora the Usurper of the Sky Wind

The next second, Cú Chulainn's magic spear vanished, and then, in his astonishment, he was torn apart and pierced by a dragon-like arrow fired by the martial artist who had killed a hundred heads.

Cú Chulainn, time to exit!

Is Lancer dead?

That's inhuman!

After seizing control of the school's CCTV, Tsugumi watched the entire battle and commented as follows.

The first one to leave the field was actually a spearman. Although they all have E-rank luck, it seems that only Cú Chulainn is always the unluckiest.

However, at this moment, Tsugumi already knew the identity of the attackers.

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Here comes the Retsu Kaioh of the Type-Moon world. The plot, setting, and hype that only appear in other people's mouths are all very impressive, but when he appears, he either becomes the BOSS's cushion or appears as high-level material.

Moreover, judging from the class, it is highly likely that it is Hercules, the Archer class from the Phantom God satellite.

After all, the Berserker class was occupied by the Saint Jesus he created, and Rin Tohsaka didn't know why she didn't use her saintly widow characteristics to summon the god down, and instead created something that looked like Nero Alter.

This Holy Grail War has been completely messed up!

The familiar plot was completely ruined—Shirou Emiya went down the canceled Caster route, the Matou family went from summoning Medusa, the expert at stealing food, to summoning Jason, Assassin became Kyoko, and the fate of the old bug is unknown.

Cú Chulainn, the only one whose storyline followed the original plot, became the first to be eliminated.

Well, wow!

If this were in the Main God Space, such a drastic alteration of the plot would surely earn me an A-level side quest from the Main God!

However, this also raises another pressing issue for Dongjiang.

Although he was quite pleased with this revolutionary plot change, he also had to admit that in this situation, he was very likely unsure of his own strength.

His strongest Demon Noble character card is more than enough to deal with Medea, and he can also deal with the seemingly corrupted Nero unless he has an exceptionally overpowered Noble Phantasm. As for Jason, it depends on the condition of his Master, Matou Sakura.

After all, his Noble Phantasm, Astrapste Argo, is a Noble Phantasm with huge ups and downs. As long as his position is correct, it is a super high-end army of kings that can bring all the heroes of Argo. If his position is wrong, he may at most bring Hercules to fight a symbolic one or two times.

So, if his enemy is Tsugumi, how would he determine his stance?

Dealing with an outsider + a demon noble + a fun-loving person + a saint who possesses the miracle of the Great Extinction

Goodness gracious, this stance is absolutely righteous, whether viewed from the perspective of the restraining force or from the individual perspective of those heroes!

If Tsugumi really uses her Noble Phantasm on him, she might get ganged up on by all the Argonauts.

So brute force really won't work; here's where my super wisdom comes in...

Quack! My super intelligence tells me I should cause a super stir!

If you don't have enough superpowers, then cause trouble! Or rather, you can't avoid causing trouble no matter what!

I don't care about this or that!

If I don't seek out fun, can I still be considered a player, or a person who enjoys fun?

Although I haven't figured out how to win yet, let's have some fun first!

Big news! Big news!

Tsuruga directly activated his powers.

In an instant, he remotely controlled all the television sets in the entire Far East region, simultaneously in Tokyo, Osaka, and even more distant places.

Just as everyone finished dinner and was preparing to watch the prime-time 8 PM program—

All the television screens were hijacked at the same time!

"Huh? What channel is this? What program is this?"

"Why can't I change the channel? Is the remote control broken again?"

"Wow, is this a Hollywood movie? The fight scenes are pretty exciting... The special effects are amazing!"

To the bewildered audience, their television program suddenly transformed into a show about a bunch of foreigners who appeared out of nowhere fighting.

Some people were calling to complain, some were trying to fix their TVs, but most people thought the special effects of the show were fucking amazing and watched it with great interest.

After all, the best special effects movie these days is still The Matrix Reloaded. Although it's already pretty good, it's still far inferior to the fight scenes between the servants!

As for what the show is about and what the movie's plot is...

who cares?

Going to a popcorn movie is all about the big scenes and the fighting! The dialogue and plot are unimportant!

Wow! So exciting! Let's fight! Seeing a battle between the strongest is worth the price of admission, even if I die!

"Wow! Look, that foreign woman's skirt is so see-through, you can even see her underwear!"

"Is this fashion? Ugh, I don't get it."

“That man with the gun is obviously cannon fodder; I bet he’s about to die.”

Unable to switch channels, the viewers, forced to watch, quickly began discussing the exciting fight scene—of course, Tsugumi had deliberately slowed down the fight to make it more spectacular.

Seeing that the first part was almost over, Tsugumi straightened her bow tie and soon made her grand entrance!

"Good evening, everyone from the Eastern world! My name is Tsurugi, and I'm your new friend!"

A cartoonish, devilish television head suddenly appeared on the screen, accompanied by exaggerated words and a smile.

"I know you're wondering what kind of program this is, so let me introduce you to the Holy Grail War, which is held every sixty, twenty, and ten years!"

"The Holy Grail War is a large-scale magical ritual constructed two hundred years ago by Justessa Risleich von Einzbern, the great magician known as the 'Winter Saintess', together with Nagato Tohsaka and Machiri Zolgen, the heir of the Demon Pillar family."

"The specific principle is to transform her into the core of the Greater Grail, that is, to allow the magic circuits to multiply infinitely within the ley lines, ultimately absorbing the massive amount of magical power accumulated by the spiritual veins of Fuyuki over sixty years, and then achieving the effect of materializing the soul through Einzbern's secret technique in one go!"

"In other words, the original purpose of this thing is to unlock the source; the Holy Grail wish is just a byproduct. But to be fair, this thing really can grant 99% of wishes~~~"

"After all, this thing has accumulated magic power for almost two hundred years but no one has ever used it. Making a wish to destroy the world is a piece of cake! If you play it well, you might even wreak havoc on the universe!"

"Alright, alright, I know you're not interested in these complicated dialogue scenes, so let's get down to business. Please allow me to introduce you to the core selling point of the Holy Grail War—comparing Guan Yu to Qin Qiong!"

Tsugumi struck a pose like a WWE host, waved her hand, and began introducing these Heroic Spirits.

"The trendy little girl standing to our left, with that see-through skirt, is Nero, the Roman tyrant from around 2000 BC! She's a pansexual, lolita-like emperor whose catchphrase is 'um,' and her singing is terrible!"

"And standing before her, this mysterious man in a blue bodysuit, is Cú Chulainn, the Son of Light—he needs no introduction, for he is about to die!"

"And also, we must not forget, the great stepping stone, the sea..."

"What kind of program is this?"

In Guanbuzi City, inside the Garan Cave, a young man with black hair and black glasses, whose origins lie in search engines, pressed the remote control several times, muttering to himself as he watched a strange program that he couldn't change the channel.

Beside him stood a puppeteer, nicknamed "Red of Pain," who was watching the television program with a strange look.

"The Third Law..."

Aozaki Touko's eyes flickered, but in the end she just chuckled and lit a cigarette.

For magicians, the Root and magic are both alluring things. The former is the ultimate result that all magicians pursue, while the latter is what magicians believe is the closest thing to the Root since the Age of Gods.

Aozaki Touko could imagine the frenzy that would ignite in the world of magicians if all of this were true!

Of course, for those magician families with a long-standing tradition of 'Grand Order', using the Holy Grail to reach the Root is an evil path they would not choose, but—the Third Magic is not.

The materialization of the soul, the essence of the Third Law can be understood as a perpetual motion machine with infinite energy, and it can be said that the existence of the Third Law can help a considerable number of magician families overcome the biggest hurdle on their path to Grand Order.

The Holy Grail War itself may be insignificant, but in the hands of magicians, any method that allows them to reach the Root could potentially unleash a massive event that impacts the entire solar system and even the universe.

You agree, don't you, Warden?

Of course, the Holy Grail is the Holy Grail, and the Third Law is the Third Law. With the Counter Force strictly guarding against it, even in some worlds where subspecies Holy Grail wars are rampant, there are very few who can actually achieve the Third Law.

But even if we take a step back and put aside these complex and difficult-to-understand issues—

The fact that a large-scale magic ceremony was broadcast live on television is enough to make the Magic Association's sensitive nerves tingle; the Department of Law and Politics is probably about to explode.

Aozaki Touko gloated over the reactions of those old-fashioned people.

"Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to promote our Fuyuki City specialty, 'Blood of Jesus' red wine! Authentic, directly from Jesus, one bottle invigorates the mind, two bottles keep you refreshed, three bottles grant immortality—Jewish selection, you deserve it!"

Well, now the Holy Church might be furious.

Aozaki Touko watched with interest the TV screen displaying the image of "Jesus-made red wine," then eagerly dialed the number—

Are you going to buy all this useless stuff again?

Seeing his boss about to throw money around again, Kurogiri Mikiya rarely showed such a furious expression.

"If you have this money, could you please settle my salary from two months ago as soon as possible? It's been overdue for a long time!"

"I'll owe you for now, I'll owe you for now," Aozaki Touko said with a forced smile as she picked up the microphone.

"What if it's true? At this price, it wouldn't be a bad deal to buy it!"

Whether this red wine is truly genuine or not, nobody knows.

But one thing is certain—five minutes after the live stream started, the Far East Magic Association was in an uproar.

They almost immediately called the head of the Tohsaka family in Fuyuki City, demanding that he stop this madman who was revealing the mystery!

However, there's nothing else they can do besides this.