Having traversed countless realms, can you possibly be as clever as me?

Having traversed countless realms, can you still be as clever as me? Author: Life Absorber

"Once I've transmigrated, I can do whatever I want. I'll either go insane or die. I don't need a reason to do good, and I don't need a reason to do bad. I'll do whatever I want!"

"A mad Sigma man never holds back; he's either causing trouble or on his way to causing trouble! What tolerance? You think you're smarter than me?"

Disguised as Odin, he descends upon an innocent girl on a rainy night overpass, kidnaps Jesus and Tutu in Jerusalem, forces two female protagonists to sell their souls to you using AI novels and illustrations, and floods Aincrad with numerous studio accounts...

He urinated into the Holy Grail in front of Heroic Spirits, impersonated Darth Vader to slaughter Zeon and establish the Galactic Empire, tricked young Harry Potter into drinking from the Fountain of Drowned Mother, peddled "Enchanted Story of the She-Wolf" throughout the galaxy, and carried out large-scale massacres of Celestial Dragons, ninjas, Death Gods, and many others.

In short, this is a story about a protagonist who, as a madman and the Fourth Calamity, does whatever he wants, constantly causing trouble in different worlds, and killing all sorts of annoying things!

Volume 1: Related to the Work

Learning from the lessons of the previous book, this one is a complete departure from the protagonist's usual self, focusing entirely on his unbridled actions. The daily characters and plot are all about causing trouble—not necessarily doing anything utterly disgusting, but definitely doing whatever he wants, daring to do anything—basically, it's all about causing trouble and killing! Having completed six books in a row, bringing the total to ten, quality and credibility are guaranteed!

Just a heads-up, the slice-of-life crossover worlds starting from chapter 13 will focus more on character development. If you don't like that, you can skip to Fate. I'll mark the relevant names before each world.

Having transmigrated, my only purpose is to kill, kill, kill! : 1. Start killing, killing, killing from brainless short dramas!

Years later, when Kaguya Shinomiya stands in front of the viaduct, she will surely remember that night when her father and brother drove a Maybach with her in the rain.

That night, it was pouring rain, freezing cold, and the overpass was deserted.

Beneath the overturned Maybach, Kaguya Shinomiya, writhing in pain, struggled to crawl out of the car. Her pale face was covered in bruises and she looked bewildered. Standing before her was a golden figure and her father.

She didn't want to see anything.

But she still saw and heard it: the being opposite her, named Odin, raised his right hand—a spear and scepter that resembled tree branches and wings—and then a cold voice, like divine punishment descending from the High Heavens, rang out.

"Final vent!"

With that chilling voice, the golden light of the phoenix enveloped everything before Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes...

Fifteen minutes ago

On a Tokyo overpass during a torrential downpour, a handsome young man of about twenty years old suddenly appeared.

"World Mission: Resolve Kaguya Shinomiya's relationship with her family."

"Task Reward: General Skill 'Complete Explanation of AI Technology'"

Dongjiang looked at the main quest in silence, pondered, pinched the bridge of her nose, and then glanced at her hands, which were stained with blood and fire.

"...Why was I in Rome one moment wreaking havoc in the name of God, and the next moment I have to do this kind of task?"

Looking at her task, Tsurugi felt a sense of absurd disparity.

It's like you were playing DOOM one moment and then immediately turned it off to watch Teletubbies the next.

Hmm... it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with it.

Oh well, what's the harm in doing something else?

This game doesn't actually have any difficulty levels.

Tsugumi, male, eighteen years old

He wasn't from this world. Just a few days ago, he was sitting in his comfortable apartment, and now, he was breathing the air of another world.

Okay, the past is irrelevant, and Tsugumi doesn't like to dwell on it. Let's get straight to the point!

He traveled to other worlds as a 'player'.

The first world he transmigrated to was the world of a mindless short drama. The first thing he saw when he woke up was four bright red health bars. And this world was only one world away from where he is now.

A effeminate young man stood in front of her, acting all innocent and saying, "It's not my brother's fault, he just hasn't shaken off his bad habits from the countryside." Then a woman with an internet celebrity face next to her said disdainfully, "Stop pretending to be dizzy, kneel down and apologize to Xiao An!"

Besides these, there is also a middle-aged couple. The four individuals, aside from their bright red health bars, are named Liu An, Liu Ruyan, Liu Shun, and Wang Shufen.

Tsugumi, who had just transmigrated, fell silent, pondered, and then suddenly realized...

—Although he still didn't understand what had happened, he could see a long string of bright text in front of him.

In short, he is now the biological son of this family surnamed Liu, the effeminate man is adopted, the internet celebrity with the same name as Emperor Ruyan is his biological sister, and the two middle-aged men and women with disgusted expressions are his biological parents.

Of course, this is just an identity; in reality, he was merely adopting that identity.

His body is always his own.

The current situation is that "myself," who was abducted as a child, was found a month ago. This family, after being separated from me for a long time, adopted this effeminate brat who I find incredibly annoying. Although I have been found and brought home, this family is already spoiling this brat rotten...

In short, it's a mindless short drama about a real and a fake young master. You're lucky enough to play the role of a real young master who is unloved by his parents, and who will later have his kidneys harvested, be framed, imprisoned, and die a miserable death before being remembered by the other family members.

There might even be some kind of rebirth plot involved, but the revenge of such a useless character is most likely to be a typical female-oriented novel trope of staying far away from them and saying "I don't love you."

Well, Tsugumi didn't really know what the hell was going on, but he was always very direct.

As a player who meticulously maps out every NPC before completing Dark Souls, my approach to this situation is—

Ha! Forget whether I've transmigrated or entered a game world, I should do whatever I want now!

He stood up in half a second, twisted his waist and hips, and then kicked the effeminate guy next to him who was still talking nonsense away! At this moment, a few panels popped up in front of him!

Character Card #1 (Unnamed)

Class Inscription: [None]

Skill Status: [Combat LV3 (General Skill)], [Eloquence LV3 (General Skill)], [Weaponry LV1 (General Skill)]...

[Combat LV3 (General Skill)]

'All panels can master inherited universal skills'

[Eloquence LV3 (General Skill)]

'All panels can master inherited universal skills'

[Weaponry LV1 (General Skill)]

'all......'

Current items held: None

Okay, that's roughly the gist of it. In short, this is his attribute panel, consisting only of his class, skills, and held items. It doesn't have those complicated ABCD attribute panels, but it's still quite simple and intuitive.

The key point is still your own task panel—

"World Mission: As a true young master, make your family regret it!"

"Quest Reward: Inscribed Skill 'But the butler broke both his legs'"

Hmm, world quests, inscribed skills—it sounds like a whole bunch of new systems you have to learn when playing a new MMORPG.

Just leave it alone!

The most important thing now is to complete this task!

So how can he make these fake short video creators regret their actions?

Ha, need I say more? Does he really intend to follow the example of that effeminate young master and do something nonsensical like "I don't love you"?

Caw! If that's the case, he'd rather die!

Want to make someone regret it? There are plenty of ways to do that, but the most direct, effective, and best way is undoubtedly—

kill!

Without hesitation, Tsurugi delivered a flying kick, sending the effeminate man flying backwards. At the same time, a voice rang out...

Character Card #1 (Tentative Name) [Fighting LV3] Skill Proficiency +1

What?! You can even level up here? Then I have no choice but to fight!

After kicking the effeminate NPC away, Tsurugi immediately turned his attention to the remaining three NPCs.

"What are you doing, you little bastard?!"

The internet celebrity-looking female NPC named Liu Ruyan screamed and pounced on him. While checking his system, Dongjiang pulled a folding knife from his pocket and suddenly started yelling.

"Croak!!!"

Chen Haihuang's fighting skills were exceptionally effective! The sudden scream made the female NPC instinctively shrink back in fear, and Dongjiang seized the opportunity to pounce on her and plunge the folding knife into her throat.

Character Card #1 (Tentative Name) [Weapon LV1] Skill Proficiency +1

As the knife pierced the skin, blood gushed from the wound. Tsurugi pulled out the knife and kicked the female NPC away. Amidst the gurgling sounds of blood coming from her throat, a slight smile played on his lips, and his eyes narrowed slightly.

My first time killing someone, I didn't feel any nausea at all—hahaha, that's just how games are!

Haha, whether it's me or not, if I say it's him, then it's him!!!

"Ah! Murder! Murder!!!"

A sharp, piercing scream rang out instantly, not from the one who had fallen to the ground, but from the middle-aged woman-faced NPC. Dongjiang wasn't going to tolerate her; he grabbed a vase from the table and smashed it over her shoulder. With the scream of the vase shattering, he lunged forward—but instead pounced on the dazed Liu Shun.

However, he was still a grown man, and although he had lived a pampered life, his physical condition wasn't too bad. Even as Tsugumi pinned him to the ground, he continued to struggle fiercely, his terrified eyes peering through his gold-rimmed glasses as he screamed.

"Little Thrush! It was Daddy's fault! Daddy's so sorry, I..."

"Ah, yes, yes, that bastard is actually your illegitimate son, blah blah blah—"

Whether she was right or not, the old man's expression froze for a second. Tsurugi didn't miss the opportunity, immediately pinning him down, opening her mouth and biting his ear, tearing it forcefully.

The excruciating pain caused his hand to instinctively grab Tsurugi's head, so Tsurugi released his right hand and used a folding knife to stab him hard in the side of his neck!

After stirring for half a turn, the blade was pulled out, and blood gushed out like a fountain. Tsugumi stood up, spitting out the bits of flesh from his mouth, which was full of blood, and smiled gleefully at the terrified Liu Shun.

"Press your hand down, and you'll live for another half hour. The choice is yours~~~"

Having said that, he walked past the old man and toward Wang Shufen, whose head was bleeding from being smashed by the blue-and-white porcelain. She opened her mouth to scream, but Dongjiang kicked her into her mouth. With half her teeth broken, Dongjiang shoved his foot in, grinning as he stepped on her.

"Alright, alright, stop talking. I hate watching trashy games with trashy storylines the most, Esc!"

"Because of all the trashy short dramas I've watched in the past, you're all doomed today!"

As he spoke, he stabbed her with his knife, striking her right between the eyebrows, and soon her health bar was emptied.

[Detection shows that all family members regret it!]

[World Mission Completed!]

[Gained the inscribed skill: 'Both legs were broken by the butler!']