N days later——
"What?! A cosplay/lay duel????! ...
Upon seeing the theme of the duel arena, Chang Yan was speechless.
"Haha, Daoman, don't tell me you're the only one who knows."
Shenwu Shou, wearing the red and white armor of the Phoenix Sword Saint Gia Fried, was holding his helmet and laughing.
"Yeah, I've been sleeping in my dorm these past few days, how would I know about this?"
"Haha, then you won't have time to customize one, you can only find some old ones. Sigh, I originally wanted to duel with you at the school festival, but I think if the person I'm dueling with is dressed too plainly and old-fashioned, the audience won't be satisfied."
Patting his handsome armor, Shenwu Shou looked smug.
Seeing the guy in front of him so smug, Chang Yan narrowed his eyes and revealed a cold smile.
"........Heh, okay, then I'll go get a squid monster costume and wear it, you know, the kind with lots of tentacles. I think you'll definitely like it. Anyway, I don't need the audience to like it, as long as I'm happy wearing it, right?"
Hmph, ever since he developed tentacle phobia, he never goes to the seafood section to get food anymore.
You're too green to mess with me!
"you--!"
Shenwu Shou unconsciously took a step back, pointing at Chang Yan with a trembling finger, terrified by the viciousness of the person in front of him.
"Hmm, this is..."
Just as Chang Yan was about to continue "intimidating" Shenwu Shou, he suddenly sensed something and turned his head to look at the red dormitory.
He seemed to have sensed the energy fluctuations of an elf, and quite strong ones at that.
What kind of demons and monsters have arrived this time...?
"Aaaaaah, I want grilled squid for lunch today! I'm determined to overcome my tentacle phobia!"
Provoked, Shenwu Shou roared and sprinted towards the restaurant, seemingly determined to fight the tentacles to the death.
"Hey, I was just kidding... Okay, let's go think about the cosplay first..."
Dressing up as a monster to go on a duel sounds like a really interesting idea...
After all, they'll be coming out tomorrow...
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"The school festival officially begins, None!"
With Professor Rikunolos's shout over the loudspeaker, the entire school erupted in celebration.
Meanwhile, a giant ship carrying a group of passengers who had passed the screening docked at the port and lowered its stairs.
In the dormitory, the reborn Phoenix Sword Saint - Shenwu Shou was eating grilled squid, searching for a certain vicious man, intending to make fun of his outfit.
"Hey, where's Tsukimori Doman? Why isn't he out yet? Is he too scared to come out because he hasn't found a suitable cosplay?"
Then at that moment, a large hand wearing black gauntlets patted his shoulder.
"You are—ah, Darkclaw?"
Shenwu Shou turned around, then his eyes widened.
A beast-shaped helmet, jet-black armor, and those merciless yellow eyes.
Masked Hero - Dark Claw, here to report!
"Hey, you little rascal, who did you say was too scared to come out?"
Chapter 322 Has this guy really never been in a relationship before?
I couldn't stop writing slice-of-life dramas, so I tried to shorten them to one or two chapters.
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"That voice—it's you, Daoman! Where did you get this?!"
Shenwu Shou recognized the voice and was immediately astonished.
Looking at the incredibly detailed masked hero armor on the other side, and then at his own obviously plastic-looking armor, Shenwu Shou silently shed tears.
He spent a lot of money hiring people to do this, but when he got here, it was no match at all.
The problem was actually the tight schedule and insufficient equipment; otherwise, they could have done an even better job.
But no matter how well it's made, it can't compare to the real masked hero armor.
Yes, that's right, it's true!
Through various studies, it has been found that Chang Yan can now use this method of Dark Power to directly summon monster equipment to wear on himself.
(Ed is also a cosplay fanatic in the original work.)
Of course, in order to reduce energy consumption, this outfit is just a durable cosplay outfit, but the accuracy is a perfect 1:1, and it's unbelievably cool. If you were a guy on the street, you would definitely get 300% of the attention.
"Ha, that shows your lack of knowledge. I never said this outfit was made temporarily for this cosplay duel. This is a cosplay outfit that was ordered a long time ago."
Amidst the envious and jealous gazes of the students, Chang Yan shook his finger and spoke, his tone full of smugness, just like the previous Shenwu Hunt.
"Damn it!"
The contrast is stark: Shenwu Hunt suffered a crushing defeat.
"Fine, I won't hold it against you at the school festival today. Come on, let's go over there, it's supposedly a maid café run by a few girls!"
Upon hearing this, Chang Yan rolled her eyes, though no one could see it because of the mask.
"Come on, you think of something that others can't? There's probably an hour's wait there right now."
Undeterred, Shenwu Shou insisted on seeing the maids, only to find the line stretching like a dragon. He sighed and, along with Changyan, went off to explore other areas.
The two very realistic cosplay characters were quite eye-catching, and passersby exclaimed in surprise when they saw them walking together.
Some people, after seeing these two and then looking at their own meager props, were immediately filled with frustration.
Both Shenwu Shou and Chang Yan were wearing helmets and masks, and after walking for a long time, no one recognized who they were. When someone came up to ask, Shenwu Shou pretended to be serious and said that he himself was the Phoenix Sword Saint.
Ha ha.
Passersby rolled their eyes at him after glancing at the obvious plastic texture on his armor.
"If it were the person next to you saying it, I might believe it, but with you, haha."
This taunt immediately infuriated Shenwu Shou, but he quickly lost his temper.
There's nothing I can do about it; Chang Yan's cosplay is just too realistic. It's hard not to compare it when you're with him.
"Sigh, never mind, let's go our separate ways first. Being with you is just too much of a blow to me. Let's meet up at the arena when the cosplay duel starts."
"Okay, then let's meet at the stadium."
The devastated Shenwu Shou waved his hand and split up with Chang Yan into two groups.
Phoenix Sword Saint left, leaving behind a cool and handsome Dark Claw standing aloof on the academy's path.
"Are you alone now? Perfect! Would you like to enjoy the school festival with me, my lovely insect-girl?"
Chang Yan, dressed in a school uniform, stretched out her hand into the empty space.
"Hehe, if I said I didn't want to, would you be looking for someone else?"
A purple-haired girl, embodying both allure and purity, appeared from the void and spoke to Chang Yan with a faint smile.
Holy crap, where did you learn that? Are you going to ask me those doomed questions in the future?
Chang Yan thought back to those past difficult questions and answers like, "If I and your mom fell into the sea, who would you save?" or "What do you think of my best friend?"—the kind of questions that were so hard to answer that nothing she said mattered.
"Then I can only ask you if you'd like to take me to the school festival?"
This trick was learned from an old TV commercial: you act like a scoundrel, I'll pass the buck.
"Oh, you're very skilled at this, Master. Did you often answer other girls like this before?"
Atla narrowed her crimson eyes and parted her cherry lips.
A fatal problem has arisen!
Isn't this something women learn from somewhere, or perhaps it's an innate talent passed down through generations...?
"No, actually I've always been single. Let alone a girlfriend, I haven't even written a love letter in all these years, let alone confessed my feelings. Back then, I never even thought about dating."
"At least I had female classmates in junior high, but after I went to high school, there wasn't a single girl in my class. Thinking about it carefully, I've been quite a failure all these years."
As the saying goes, scratching his head, he recounted his failed life, which, though seemingly ordinary, felt incredibly tragic.
Even Atla felt that her master was too pitiful after hearing this. She sighed and took his hand, leading him towards the school festival.
"Alright, stop talking. Honestly, hearing you say that makes me feel so sorry for you, Master."
"Really? I see a lot of people in my class are single..."
"Are you sure they've never been in a relationship, never written love letters, and never confessed their feelings?"
Atla said irritably, "I really don't know if this guy would have lived a lonely life in the future if it were still the original world."
The end of the fat house
"Uh, no..."
"That's settled then. Let's go, take me to see your school's festival. Just so you know, if it's not fun, you'll have to make it up to me later."
After donning the clothes and wig, the disguised Atla reached out his hand to Chang Yan.
"Then it seems I have to take you to some less fun places, so that I can legitimately accompany you more often in the future."
"You've really never been in a relationship before?"
Such skillful flirting made Atla narrow her eyes again, looking at Chang Yan with a dangerous gaze.
"I've never done this before, not even once, before I met you guys."
!
"You you you you you you————!!!!"
Seeing Atla's face flushed red with embarrassment, Chang Yan chuckled to himself.
Your sister has already revealed all your secrets. She may seem the most authoritative and the oldest, but she's actually the most easily embarrassed.
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