Film and Television Variety Show: The Jade Girl's Love Affair

Just as Tang Yu finished speaking these highly aggressive words, Watson showed a worried expression.

Sherlock was like a machine that had been triggered and was running at high speed, his eyes flashing with fanaticism and sharpness, and his words poured out like a machine gun.

"You suffer from mild depression, and playing the violin is your way of releasing your bad emotions! Is it the passing of your parents that's causing you pain? No, you don't care about them at all!"

Is it the cannibals' slaughter that angered you? No, you don't even respect them! Revenge just adds a little purpose to your life, a little fun to your boring existence!

"You harbor no hatred in your heart; those people cannot harm you in the slightest!"

"So, is it the departure of your loved one that makes you depressed and despondent? Was the person you loved murdered?"

No, no, no, if that were truly the case, you should be filled with hatred! It must be some reason you couldn't resist that caused him to leave you!

"You are utterly fed up with the world, feel no joy whatsoever, and while you yearn for death, you stubbornly refuse to end your own life. You believe that suicide is tantamount to utter destruction."

Even if life is incredibly dull and boring, you still maintain a lifestyle of going to bed early, waking up early, eating healthily, and having regular meals? You're forcing yourself to play the role of a normal person!

"Oh, you're still waiting for the end of your life. You hope for an accident, but you can't accept being murdered. If today's car accident were really an accident, you would accept it calmly!"

You must have attempted suicide multiple times, no... how did you manage that?

After Sherlock Holmes rattled off these words like a machine gun, Watson was already angrily rebuking him from the side.

"Sherlock, shut up!"

“Miss Brown, Sherlock…that’s how he talks…um…”

Hua Sheng had no idea how to fix it, but Tang Yu burst out laughing.

"No, it's okay, why apologize?"

Having said that, Tang Yu looked at the person in front of her with an appreciative gaze.

“Mr. Holmes, I must say, you are truly an exceptionally intelligent man.”

Not only are you exceptionally capable in solving cases, but your analytical skills in understanding people's psychology are also so profound. I have never met anyone as intelligent and amazing as you. You make this boring life a little more interesting.

As for your analysis of me, it is true that some parts are correct, but what does it matter?

"Who living in the 21st century doesn't have some kind of mental illness? Wasn't Mr. Holmes a high-functioning antisocial individual?"

Upon hearing this, Sherlock Holmes' lips curled up into a slightly amused smile, and he stared intently at the person before him as he asked.

"Call me Sherlock. You want to stay?"

Tang Yu nodded, then took out her phone to call her assistant and asked her to prepare a list of the necessities she needed for clothing, food, and accommodation and send them over.

"Since that madman Moriarty wants to kill me, and I'll be shot by snipers as soon as I go outside, why should I leave here?"

Sherlock, there's one thing you missed in your analysis: I'm a stubborn person by nature.

Since he thinks I've ruined your game, then I'm determined to ruin it to the very end.

I'll see if he succeeds in killing me, or if I can get my wish and curse him to die first.

Watson sat to the side, feeling that he couldn't join in the conversation between the two.

He hesitated before speaking after the two had finally finished talking.

"But there aren't any extra rooms here?"

“Oh, John, that’s no problem for Miss Brown.”

Tang Yu nodded as soon as Sherlock finished speaking.

"That's right, I have the power of money."

Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye. Watson was filled with shock and speechlessness. He stood aside, staring blankly at the scene before him.

A brand new bed was delivered late at night, and Mrs. Hudson greeted it with great enthusiasm, directing the workers to move it into Sherlock's room.

Watson stared wide-eyed, his face filled with disbelief.

"What's going on between you two? Are you going to live together? If you're going to live together, why do you need another bed? I just don't understand how your relationship developed into this."

Sherlock was intently watching Tang Yu and Mrs. Hudson's conversation, seemingly oblivious to the arrival of the new bed.

Upon hearing Watson's question, he slowly turned his head, his eyes gleaming with excitement, like a hunter who had discovered new prey, and began to speak eloquently.

"John, don't you understand that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?"

Living under the same roof, her every need, from food and clothing to shelter and transportation, would be laid bare before my eyes. No secret hidden within her could escape my notice.

Speaking of which, I really have to thank Moriarty. If it weren't for the murder he orchestrated, how would I have had the opportunity to observe this up close?

As for the extra bed, yes, it's definitely a bit redundant. Wouldn't it be easier to observe her secrets at night if we could sleep in the same bed? But this is enough..."

Watson: "..."

What are these two doing?!

"So, how rich is Miss Brown?"

“Her assets on the surface number one hundred million pounds, but in reality they should be far more than that. John, as compensation for bothering us these past few days, she will help us pay the rent for a few years. You should be happy.”

Tang Yu looked at Hua Sheng's shocked face, then walked over, nodded, and smiled.

“Yes, Dr. Watson, I’m sure I’ll be bothering you for a while, and might even cause you some trouble. As an apology, I’ll pay your rent for the next two years.”

As for Sherlock, you have no right to make me apologize. Aren't all my troubles caused by you?

Sherlock Holmes waved his hand dismissively.

"It doesn't matter, I'm really looking forward to living together."

"Yes, I'm really looking forward to it!"

Will it drive Moriarty crazy? Tang Yu pondered this with great interest.

[The eccentric Moriarty couldn't accept that Holmes was more interested in others]

Chapter 6 Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes emerged from his bath wearing a bathrobe, still radiating the warmth of his shower.

He approached Tang Yu, who had also just finished showering, leaned forward slightly, and whispered to her as she finished showering.

"You think this will upset Moriarty? Perhaps you've misunderstood his feelings towards me?"

Tang Yu's lips curled up into a meaningful smile, and her eyes gleamed with amusement.

"No, I have no misunderstanding. A person who is regarded as an opponent by a narcissistic madman would not be able to indulge in a foolish infatuation between men and women."

"Yes, it's the kind of love that you smart people consider foolish and boring. If this happened to you, Moriarty would be furious, wouldn't he?"

As she spoke, Tang Yu gently placed her hand on Sherlock's bathrobe and gave it a light tug, the action carrying a hint of nonchalant provocation.

Sherlock's eyes instantly sharpened like an eagle's, and he moved closer to Tang Yu's neck, his warm breath brushing against her delicate skin.

"Extensive sexual experience, many lovers?"

Tang Yu's smile grew even brighter. She nodded gently, then reached her hand directly into Sherlock's bathrobe.

Sherlock's body tensed abruptly, his breathing became rapid, and his soft panting was exceptionally clear in the quiet space.

Tang Yu leaned close to the man's ear and whispered softly.

"Oh, so she's a virgin."

The heat on Sherlock's face subsided, and he quickly regained his calm and composed demeanor.

"Any normal man will react when his sensitive areas are touched; there's nothing to be surprised about."

Tang Yu's smile deepened. She tilted her head back slightly and then leaned close to the other person's neck to whisper intimately.

“Sherlock, hypnosis won’t work on me. I can chat with you all night, if you’d like.”

"Very well, you've caught me again. So how about this?"

Sherlock raised an eyebrow, a hint of annoyance at being exposed flashing in his eyes. He then gripped Tang Yu's shoulders tightly and pushed her down onto the bed.

His tall frame leaned down, and the tips of their noses almost touched, so close that they could see the fine downy hair on each other's faces.

However, there was no ambiguity or flirtation in their eyes, only calmness and scrutiny, as if they were engaged in a silent contest.

Tang Yu chuckled softly, then tilted her head slightly and suddenly bit the other person's lower lip hard, drawing blood.

Sherlock winced in pain and instinctively took a step back, his eyes filled with vigilance.

"You think this will provoke Moriarty?"

“No…” Tang Yu paused, a hint of disgust flashing in her eyes.

"I just want you to know that I have no interest in doing this with an inexperienced man who doesn't understand women; the experience would be terrible."

Sherlock Holmes's expression instantly became quite interesting.

"You think this is difficult for me?"

"It's not a question of whether it's difficult or not."

Tang Yu lay on the bed, looking at the person on top of her with a hint of mockery.

"Someone as self-assured as you might learn quickly, but you'll only care about your own pleasure and won't care about others."

Sherlock strode around and instantly appeared in the living room, grabbing Watson's laptop.

Watson looked astonished and quickly asked.

"Sherlock, what are you doing?"

Sherlock's expression was cold and disdainful.

"Look at the treasures on your computer. Since theoretical knowledge is useless, maybe it's you poor wretches who are deeply mired in the quagmire of romantic love."

The videos I've saved might contain unique insights, but hopefully they won't seem too absurd or laughable to me later.

Watson: "..."

Watson was speechless at that moment.

What is all this nonsense? It's late at night, and you're in a room with a beautiful woman, clearly looking for videos to learn about that kind of thing, but instead you've humiliated me so badly.

Watson wanted to curse, Watson wanted to beat Sherlock up.