"Hook, did I tell you to speak? I said you have to shout 'Report!' before you can speak!"
Upon hearing his superior's reprimand, Hook's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately shouted:
"report!"
"Can't you hear me? Haven't you eaten?!" the officer snapped.
"report!"
"Too quiet, louder!"
"Report--!!!!!!!"
"Who could hear you speaking so softly? Are you talking to mosquitoes?!"
Faced with his superior's difficult behavior, Hook suppressed his instinct to cry.
She took a deep breath, and although her eyes were already welling up with tears, she knew that this was a test for her!
Only by passing the test can you get that old witch Natasha's little red flower!
Immediately, Hook's chest began to rise and fall, gathering his breath.
This action caused the uniformed man's pupils to dilate suddenly. His intuition told him that a disaster was about to happen, so he subconsciously covered his ears with his hands.
But the other children who reacted slower were out of luck.
After Hook's face turned bright red, he suddenly unleashed a piercingly sharp shout!
"Report—!! To—!! Sir—!! ———————————————————!!!!!!!!!!"
Hook shouted until his face turned red, putting all his lung capacity into that extremely long trailing note.
Some of her friends couldn't stand the shrill sound and barely managed to cover their ears.
But some silly kids, just as obsessed as Hook, actually started shouting along with her.
"Report—!! To—!! Sir—!! ———————————————————!!!!!!!!!!"
Under the multiple high-decibel sonic attacks, the disguised guard realized just how foolish his actions had been!
"Ah————!! QAQ"
He painfully covered his ears, only to find that their childish voices were incredibly piercing, and cried out in despair:
"Shut up—!! Stop yelling!! Stop dragging out that last syllable, you bastard!!"
These crazy little brats, not only do they yell and shout, but they also have to drag out the last "official" in their reports to the superior!
"Sir, did you hear that this time?" After shouting, Hu Kelei, his face flushed, asked for credit.
Although I felt a bit short of breath, I think I performed the best among all these veterans, right?
"..." The uniformed man remained silent.
"Sir?"
"..."
"Sir, what's wrong? Are you touched by me?"
"..."
After a long silence, the disguised guard slowly raised his head and said in a deep voice with a gloomy face.
"...You'll never get a red flower in your life."
Chapter 199 When will I receive my demobilization pay?
While the abandoned orphanage continued its summer camp activities.
A large group of disguised miners rushed over from all directions.
Seeing these members of the organization approaching him menacingly, the uniformed man scratched his head, puzzled, and asked:
"What are you doing? Something's happened? Or... am I finally free from these beasts?"
"Shut up! I'm asking you, where did those kids go?" one of the organization members shouted.
When they arrived here, it was completely quiet, and there was no sign of the children at all.
Could it be true, just like that red-haired broom-headed guy said, that this guy betrayed us and took all the children away?
"?"
The uniformed man squinted, tilted his head, and asked in confusion:
"Come on, it's the middle of the night. What else can those little bastards do besides sleep? Do they have the energy to find a quiet place to make their first move like I do?"
"First recharge?"
The group squinted, silently staring at the crumpled tissues on the ground, and asked in confusion:
Who are you hitting?
The uniformed man gestured with his lip, glanced at a Rift creature he had just killed in the distance, and said matter-of-factly:
"It is, what else?"
Following his gaze, everyone looked at the remains of the rift creature over there.
"..."
"Honestly, even if you were interested in men, I wouldn't look down on you like this."
"What kind of psychology is needed to react to those monsters?"
"...Okay, that's good."
Hearing the comments from the crowd, the uniformed man's face darkened, and he said unhappily:
"So, besides hindering my first purchase, you've done nothing else?"
"Gone."
"..."
Are you all sick?
After a few awkward seconds, someone finally spoke:
"Okay, actually we came here to check on the situation. We received news that you took pity on these children and personally led them to escape!"
"what?"
Upon hearing this explanation, the uniformed man was stunned, and then an uncontrollable rage rose in his eyes!
"Me? Them? Pity?"
"Correct!"
"Are you sure it's not those little brats who should pity me? Who in the organization is making such disgusting assumptions about me? Tell me their name, I want to challenge them to a duel before the Emperor!"
"Calm down! Anyway, stop talking nonsense. Where are those kids now? You've been spouting nonsense, are you just stalling for time, huh?"
"Delaying time? You son of a bitch... You're the ones who changed the subject to attack my sexual orientation."
"To correct you, that's not called sexual orientation, that's called pica."
"..."
To put their minds at ease, the uniformed man still led them to the simple dormitory building.
This is a residential area renovated from an old, abandoned house; there's no problem finding a place to sleep.
Looking through the window, rows of bunk beds were arranged there.
Several children were secretly drinking milk by the dim candlelight.
"..."
Some were talking, some were shedding tears, and some were trying to comfort their mothers. They were all incredibly excited, completely unaware that a group of people outside were silently watching them from the window.
"Damn, they really aren't sleeping! They've gone too far!"
Seeing this, the uniformed man put his hands behind his back and his face darkened.
Just push the door open and walk in!
Upon hearing the door being pushed open, the children scattered in panic, scrambling to climb into their beds.
Under the uniformed man's gaze, only a few people remained silently sitting on the ground, drinking the cheap dairy products, and even burped.
"Hiccup~~~"
"..."
Facing these troublemakers, the uniformed man stood with his hands behind his back and his eyebrows raised in anger:
"Damn it, why aren't you running away?"
Upon hearing his superior's question, Hook stood up straight instantly, like an old pine tree! His eyes widened like copper bells.
"Report! Because we're not afraid!"
"Tsk, why aren't you afraid?"
"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid!"
"...I'm fucking idiot."
"Sir, as a qualified Iron Guard, you said you must be courageous and responsible! You must shoulder your responsibilities!"
"..."
After glancing at the people peering in from outside the door, the uniformed man continued in a stern voice:
"Then tell me, why are you violating the Iron Guard rules by staying up all night?! And who authorized you to drink those 'Shuangwaiwai' drinks? I've already told you you can only drink water, only water! Don't you understand?!"
The organization provided very little funding to begin with, and the original plan was just to give these kids some water.
Those "爽歪歪" drinks are all the private beverages of men in uniform!
But at some point, these kids discovered the existence of Shuangwaiwai and kept stealing it from his office!
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