Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

On the other end of the phone, Yan Huan's strained voice came through.

"Mmm!! Ah!! Drink!!"

Dan Heng: "?"

Yan Huan: "Can't you tell? I'm squatting on the toilet."

Dan Heng: "..."

Yan Huan: "You guys go in first. I already know the location. I'll come to support you after I finish pulling it up."

Dan Heng hung up the call and looked at Luan Po. "We can set off first, and Yan Huan will arrive later."

“That’s excellent.” Luanpo nodded, offering no objection.

"There is no time to lose. We must act quickly. Only we ninjas can extinguish the burning Shiranui in the Dreamland."

……

The two moved incredibly fast.

The time to sleep on bananas.

As soon as Dan Heng landed on the ground, a strange song echoed in his mind.

"Her feet are whistling softly~"

"A dirty man's banana-shaped face, I know~ Sleeping banana, I know the virtue of a mournful nest~~"

Chapter 1106 This is Your Wrong

The mesmerizing sound of bananas filled the air, and the little monkeys that had been stirring in Dan Heng's mind began to chirp.

"Banana banana banana~ Banana banana banana~~"

This area has an extremely terrifying assimilation effect; ordinary people who step into it will instantly turn into sleeping banana monkeys.

"Chaotic. Ninja Technique. Right Enlightenment Colored Ink Stick!"

'Sizzle—'

As the powder sprayed from the spray can landed on his head, Danheng's vision gradually returned to clear.

"...The sound of bananas has disappeared."

"Flying Dragon Ninja, I used a ninja talisman to break the evil spirit's illusion. How does it feel?"

"Yes, it really works."

Danheng looked ahead.

"It seems Mr. Rick wasn't lying to us; your memory can indeed cover up the influence of the Sleeping Banana Monkey."

Countless missing people have transformed into sleeping banana monkeys here, hopping and crawling around.

"This is the time for bananas to sleep."

“There are traces of monkeys everywhere; they must be the remaining people.”

“That’s right.” Looking at the disoriented little monkeys, Luanpo’s expression was serious.

"The number of monkeys... it seems that more and more people are being persecuted by evil magic."

As the two were chatting, a very familiar-looking monkey slowly crawled into their field of vision.

"Evil spirit, Chief!" Luan Po glared at the laughing old monkey and roared.

"This is all your doing!"

"Banana banana~ You're right~~"

The old monkey squatted on the ground, very pleased with itself.

"I'm just doing a good deed."

"If it weren't for so many troublemakers, this place could be even more lively."

Dan Heng silently drew his spear.

"And then there are even more regrettable things."

"Your experiment is about to fail."

"Really?" The old monkey tilted its head.

"You're planning to use the virus in her brain to destroy this place, right?"

"Look at the little monkeys here."

Do you really think that an outdated comic book can overshadow the hottest trend in dreams?

Luanpo shook his head.

"Of course that's impossible."

"I have no intention of forcing my ninja disciples onto the chaotic path of the ninja."

"All we have to do is awaken these disillusioned people and calm the turbulent waves of evil."

“That’s right.” Dan Heng’s expression remained calm as he looked at the monkeys who seemed quite 'happy and content', and he said coldly:

"We don't need to replace the sleeping banana monkey with ninja stories; we just need to wake up the lost and confused people, and the power of the meme virus will be greatly weakened."

"When the time comes, return to the Twelve Dreams and use the ninja meme to overwrite all existence related to the Sleeping Banana Monkey. When no one is chasing the Sleeping Banana Monkey anymore, this moment of sleeping bananas will naturally disappear."

"..."

"Honestly, telling me your plan like this is even more incompetent than a monkey." The old monkey's face turned pale.

"In that case."

"All I can offer you is [final exams]!"

The next moment, the old monkey disappeared from the spot.

"What? They ran away right after declaring war?" Luanpo was very disappointed.

Dan Heng looked at the large number of monkeys in front of him. "Although I don't know what he's up to, let's try our best to get rid of the sleeping banana monkeys in front of us."

"Our objective is to prioritize the rescue of the hostages."

"The Flying Dragon Ninja is absolutely right. Let us awaken the ninjas who have embarked on the path of evil!"

The two men drew their weapons and charged menacingly toward the seemingly carefree sleeping banana monkeys.

Luanpo grabbed the spray can and sprayed out a large amount of colored ink, which rained down on the little monkeys.

The monkeys that were sprayed emitted a faint fluorescent glow before transforming back into human form.

"Huh? How come I..."

While they were still confused about where they were, Luanpo pulled out his weapon and cut them in half.

"I'm sorry, this is the only way to get everyone out of the evil realm immediately."

Upon seeing someone being killed by the chaotic attack, all the Dream Chasers around them went wild.

"No...what the hell! Murder!!"

"Run! Run!!"

"There are terrorists here! I need to call the hounds... Wait, where's my cell phone signal?!"

Watching the dream chasers scatter in terror, Luanpo reached out to stop them:

"Please wait, everyone—I only want to save someone!"

"Bullshit! You've already tried to stab us with a knife!"

"..."

Dan Heng stood there, watching helplessly as the dream chasers drove away, and said resignedly:

"You scared them."

"But getting the hostages out of the dream as quickly as possible is indeed the most important thing."

"We need to change our strategy."

"What brilliant idea does the Flying Dragon Ninja have?" Ranpo blinked.

“I think…we need to change our image first, so they don’t run away when they see us.”

A few minutes later.

Three little monkeys carrying assault rifles stood by the fountain.

"..."

The little monkey on the far left is wearing a baseball cap and has a tuft of pink hair on its head.

The little monkey patted the assault rifle in its hand and asked:

How much ammunition do these ninjas have?

The little monkey standing in the middle, sporting a tuft of black fur, grinned maliciously, "Unlimited ammo, of course."

"After I made a copy of your spray can, I made these three assault rifles."

"Hitting the little monkeys will turn them into humans. Hitting humans is the same as the effect of a normal bullet, which means shooting them to death and escaping the dream."

"Isn't this much simpler?"

Standing on the far right, the little monkey Danheng couldn't help but speak up: "You've been in the bathroom for a long time."

"There's nothing I can do," Yan Huan said, shrugging.

"My phone was slippery because it didn't have a case, and I accidentally fell into a pit."

"I went back to the dance floor to look for chopsticks, but I couldn't find any. I only found two wooden sticks for playing the drum kit."

Ranpo: "..."

Yan Huan: "You guys don't know, that wooden stick was a bit thick. It took me a long time to clamp my phone up."