Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

The female student who had just been scolded ran out, stood next to Dan Heng, and pleaded:

"We really need these twenty credits, please, can we just leave after this class?"

"You are... Banana Flower Sauce?" Dan Heng looked at the girl and felt that she looked familiar.

"Yes, yes, that's me!" Banana Flower Sauce exclaimed excitedly.

"This isn't about whether or not you get credits."

Danheng gently shook his head.

“These teachers are not normal. The ‘credits’ they’re talking about may never actually reach you.”

"So the five major factions and that 'Emperor' are normal?" a student stood up and retorted.

"No matter what, if there's a chance to get points for free, why not take them?"

"There's only half an hour left in this class. As a freshman, do you even understand how important credits are to us?!"

"..."

At this moment, Xie Lejiao Shi also laughed at Dan Heng and the chaotic mess behind him:

"Classmates, it seems that you, like your families, have some misunderstandings about Master Banana."

"You need to understand that we are all thinking about the students' future."

"Can we just have the last half hour? Don't report Banana, we'll call it a day after class."

"..." Dan Heng took out his phone, glanced at the time, and then scanned the group of students and Teacher Jiao.

"Ok."

If it's just a half-hour class, it shouldn't be a problem...

"That's great!" Banana Flower Sauce enthusiastically pulled Danheng and Luanpo over.

"You guys should come and earn some credits too, since you're already here. It's 20 credits, so getting any is a bonus."

Danheng and Luanpo exchanged a glance and did not refuse.

Perfect timing, let's see if this musician is behaving strangely.

"Okay, then the little episode is over."

The musician looked at the banana flower jam again.

"My dear student, your performance just now has really disappointed me."

"But I'm giving you one last chance. You can choose another classmate to participate in the performance with you."

"I choose them!"

Banana Flower Sauce quickly pointed to Dan Heng and Luan Po.

"I believe that with their cooperation, I will definitely be able to perform well."

At that moment, another loud footstep sounded from outside the classroom corridor.

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw that the person who had come was the famous director Reich, who was already standing outside the door.

"Oh? Mr. Xiele, are you still fulfilling your duties as a teacher even in this situation?"

"It's you?" The musician tilted his head and looked at Rick.

"Don't worry about me, I won't report you." Rick slowly raised his hands and said with a faint smile:

"After all, good actors are hard to find."

"Good scripts too."

"Can I sit in on a class too? I'm really curious about how this play is going to go."

“Of course.” The musician took out three scripts and gave one to each of Rui Ke, Dan Heng, and Luan Po.

"Mr. Rick, this is the next show to be performed, titled—The Legend of the Sleeping Banana Monkey!"

"..." Dan Heng glanced at the script, not at all surprised.

The dialogue inside is all monkey noises...

Chapter 1082 I think I sang pretty well.

"Why are they all 'bananas'?" Danheng asked, looking up.

"Because apart from the sleeping banana monkey, the other characters are not important," the humorous banana master replied.

"Next, we'll assign the actors."

"First up is the protagonist, [the brave little monkey]..."

The musician's gaze fell on Luanpo.

"Master Banana, I... I want to try again!" Banana Flower Sauce, standing next to Luanpo, nervously raised her hand.

"Sigh... classmate, everyone saw your performance just now, it wasn't good."

"It's alright." Rick pulled up a chair, sat comfortably by the podium, and said with a faint smile:

"Let this enthusiastic actor try the role again. It just so happens that the brave little monkey is also an enthusiastic character."

"Well... for Mr. Rick's sake, let's leave it at that for now."

The musician looked at Dan Heng again:

"Next up is the [Sage Monkey] who guides the hero."

"Young man, I think your temperament is very much in line with the banana."

"Please do as you please." Dan Heng simply threw the script away.

The humorist: "..."

"Next up is the villain, the Pressure Demon King."

After looking around at the students present, Xie Le Jiao Shi didn't seem to have found a suitable actor.

"Isn't only Miss Ranpo left?" Banana Flower Sauce shouted:

"Let her play the role."

"And what about the narration?" the musician asked.

"That student, I originally wanted her to read the narration for 'banana'."

"How can a dignified ninja hero only read narration?" Luanpo said somewhat reluctantly.

"I'll do it!" a chubby boy stepped forward and volunteered.

"I can read the narration. I'm very good at delivering lines, and I'm sure everyone will be satisfied!"

The musician nodded.

"Alright, the actors have been confirmed. Please take the next five minutes to familiarize yourselves with the lines."

After the script was given to the chubby boy, the classroom immediately fell silent.

For other students, as long as they sit here safely for one class, they can easily get a good grade.

Interacting with the banana master? Forget it...

Five minutes later, the musician Jiao Shi began to speak:

"Are the inexperienced actors ready?"

The four nodded in unison. "Ready."

"Then hurry up and get on stage." The musician looked at Rick. "Mr. Rick, get ready to start filming!"

Rick stood up and went behind the camera.

"Actors, to your positions—"

"3, 2, 1..."

"ACTION!"

The chubby boy was the first to lift his shirt, revealing his big belly, and clapped his hands alternately, making a boom~boom~boom~boom~ sound.

The humorous banana master: "?"

The chubby boy sang:

"Hey~ Every year, the vibrant Origami University hosts a grand party!?"

"Colorful Dream School Anniversary ~ Hey ~ The most anticipated gathering!"

"This grand event has been held for centuries without interruption, but this year's anniversary celebration has encountered some trouble!"

"The evil memory realm meme carries pressure~ making the students extremely violent!"

"To defeat this evil monster, the brave little monkey doesn't want to be a useless person anymore!"

The humorist: "..."

Banana Flower Sauce also recited her lines: "Banana...banana ヽ(#`Д?)ノ."

The chubby boy continued patting his belly, twisting his body:

"Hey! It's the brave little monkey! He's grabbed his clothes and set off on his expedition to defeat the Demon King!"

"At this moment! The Demon King of Pressure is wreaking havoc on campus! He is trampling on the students' careers!"

"The brave little monkey hates evil like poison~ He needs no reason to defeat the Demon King!"

The humorist: "..."

Banana Flower Jam (Brave Little Monkey): "Banana, banana banana banana (#｀皿?)!!"

Ranpo (Pressure Demon King): "(?????) Banana? Banana banana~"

Fatty: "The pressure demon king's spell is too poisonous! The brave little monkey finally collapsed!"

Banana flower jam: "凸(艹皿艹)蕉，蕉蕉".