Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"But when I peeled away that banana peel disguise, what I saw was the expulsion warning letter that you had hidden."

"Yes, how could I forget about bananas?" The Wealth Banana Master stared at the lifeless Fugui kneeling on the ground and sneered:

"You're a hopeless case. Instead of wasting teaching resources by keeping you around, you'd be better off becoming a commodity of the Wealth Academy. That way you'd have some value, banana banana~"

"I promised your father that I would give you the same happiness."

"Fugui, it's time for you to take a break, banana."

Seeing the strange light emanating from Fugui's body, Danheng immediately picked up the Cloud-Striking Spear and rushed out, shouting, "Not good! Stop him!"

"Hmm? So they really came."

Seeing Dan Heng and Luan Po here, the Wealth Master was not at all surprised.

"Don't do anything in vain. If you disrupt the transformation now, he might never wake up from his dream."

"What?!" Upon hearing this, Dan Heng immediately stopped.

"Insect, evil spirit, what did you do to the Department Store Ninja?!" Luanpo demanded sharply.

"Classmates, please don't get excited."

The Wealth Master smiled slightly.

"I just want to help these poor kids get rid of their suffering and enjoy happiness in a different way."

"By the way, making a little money in the process is not uncommon at Pinocone."

You understand me, right?

"After all, you have distinguished status and endless credits, but my students have nothing."

"So I offered a better option, and the father and son accepted it willingly."

"It's a very fair deal, isn't it?"

"Spreading heresy and misleading the public!" Luan Po shouted loudly.

"As the 'Galactic Ninja Scroll' says, grilled yakitori is unaware of ice, and chilled sashimi is unaware of fire."

"If it is the choice of the Department Store Ninja to fall into evil, I have no right to interfere."

"But your words are not enough to prove anything."

Luanpo looked at Fugui, who was lying on the ground, faintly glowing, and questioned him:

"Department Store Ninja, is this your intention?"

“…Banana?” Upon hearing this, Fugui looked up and called out with a wise look in his eyes.

"Hmph!" Luan Po drew his weapon and aimed it at the Wealth Banana Master.

"You treacherous and evil spirit, spouting utter nonsense!"

"What nonsense is this? How can a monkey speak human language!" the Wealth Banana Master shouted angrily.

"I see, you're just here to cause trouble, aren't you?"

"Bananas, get them up here!"

At the command of the Wealth Master, the assistants rushed towards the two.

Dan Heng quickly raised his spear to defend himself.

"You're not ordinary faculty and staff members, so who exactly are you?"

"Banana, banana, banana~ Of course, it's the banana that brings happiness to people with the sleeping banana monkey!"

As more and more Banana Masters charged forward, Dan Heng and Luan Po gradually felt a bit of pressure.

Fugui and his father are still here; if I were to use my fists and hurt them...

"The Emperor has decreed!" Suddenly, the campus loudspeaker announced.

"Effective immediately, Pinocchio has implemented a ban on monkeys. Violators will face the consequences!"

Chapter 1080 Long Live the Great Emperor!

"The Great Emperor?" The Wealth Master was taken aback, then looked up at the ceiling, frantically searching his mind for relevant data.

turn out--

Can't find it.

"Wait...when did Pinocchio ever have Emperor Bananas?!"

Upon discovering this, the fortune teller's monkey-like face was quite displeased.

"Which lunatic is in the broadcasting room?"

"They even have a law banning monkeys? They really think they're something special! The trend of Sleeping Banana Monkey becoming a sensation across the universe will never stop!"

"Now! Sleeping Banana Monkey is contraband!" Suddenly, a large number of footsteps came from the other side of the corridor.

A somewhat weathered-looking man slowly walked over, calmly lit a cigarette, and took a long drag.

Smoke was exhaled.

The pack of hunting dogs behind them also came to the front of the Banana Helper and the Wealth Master.

“We received a report that someone here is promoting prohibited items, which is something the Emperor does not want to see.”

Dan Heng turned to look at the person who had come:

"Gallagher?"

"Ah."

Gallagher nodded and touched the red general's cloak he was wearing.

"Now, the hound lineage belongs to me."

"You can also call me the Emperor's personal guard."

"The Emperor?! To hell with the Banana Emperor!" the Banana Master roared in anger.

"Pinocone has never had an emperor! With the disappearance of the Dream Master, Pinocone is now jointly governed by five major families!"

“Hmm.” Gallagher nodded, raised his hand, and gestured for the hounds behind him to capture him.

"So all the family heads who are still in the Land of Dreams have been sent to prison."

"To hell with banana peels! How is that possible?! Helpers, get rid of these lunatics!"

Seeing the Hound team members suddenly join the battle, Danheng and Luanpo quickly escaped.

"For the glory of the Emperor...!"

"For the sake of the little banana monkey!!"

The two sides clashed, creating a chaotic scene.

Danheng's gaze, however, shifted down to his feet.

Seeing the monkey on the ground, he realized that Fugui had turned into a sleeping banana monkey during the fierce battle.

Fugui and his father, the two little monkeys, stared at each other, making dejected 'banana' sounds.

"The Ninja has been afflicted by an evil spell and cannot rise again for the time being," said Luanpo with great regret.

"..." Dan Heng understood that they were just dreaming of being monkeys.

If the root cause is addressed, it can be restored.

“Miss Ranpo,” Danheng looked at Ranpo, “can we now discuss in detail the reasons why the Ranger came to Pinocone?”

"I think the mortal enemy of the Sea Patrol Rangers, the terrifying scientist who turned humans into apes, is the [Ape-Controlling Evil Ninja] you mentioned..."

"I'm afraid it's Dr. Original."

"Oh? As expected of the Flying Dragon Ninja, you are so perceptive."

Luanpo nodded, revealing an appreciative look.

"That's right, Yu Yuan.Xie Ren is indeed Yu Yuan.Xie Ren."

Dan Heng: "..."

"...The 64th seat of the Genius Club. No one knows his real name, but his crimes are known throughout the world. The most horrifying of them is his atavism experiment."

"The dozens of worlds that were caught up in it were mostly thriving interstellar civilizations before his arrival."

"And after he left, those planets were left with only degenerated intelligence."

Dan Heng's gaze was solemn.

"The omnics turned back into machines, the Zaz birds turned back into birds, and the most common human civilizations, without exception, fell into the same tragic state."

"Hundreds of millions of apes roam the ruins of what was once called home."

"..."

Danheng looked at the two little monkeys on the ground.

"If this is true, we must take precautions as soon as possible. After all, he is an cunning envoy who will stop at nothing... If we are not careful, the consequences will be unimaginable."

"A 100% accurate analysis." Luanpo smiled.

"But in my humble opinion, it is not the right time for the Tokai Shogunate to seek help, since the identity of that emperor is unknown."

The "Galaxy Ninja Scroll" states: "If you do not want to cast a net, the fish will die and the net will break."

"Right now, the Monkey King and the Evil Ninja have not yet shown themselves. Both sides are in the shadows, so it is not advisable to strike the tree and startle the monkey."

"I have entrusted His Highness, Silver Spear Shura, to venture deep into the forbidden area."

"Rest assured, His Highness Silver Spear Shura is a great ninja who can take on a thousand men single-handedly, and he will surely complete the mission."

Hearing Luan Po's words, Dan Heng shook his head helplessly.

"We can't get in touch with Potio."

"Besides, I should know who that 'Emperor' is..."