Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

Seeing that his outburst had no effect, Clock Boy lay on the ground and cried loudly.

"..."

Yan Huan glanced at the clock boy, then looked at the agent and the dream architect beside him.

"I can understand why I have a strange liking for monkeys. Many people have become like that now."

"but……"

Under everyone's gaze, Yan Huan picked up a baseball bat, walked up to the agent, and hit him on the head with the bat.

Memories flowed down like fresh blood...

The agent reached out blankly, wiped the liquid from his forehead, and stared blankly.

"What...what did you do?"

"You actually...you actually!" He roared, his face contorted with rage.

"How dare you hit me! I'm a member of the family!!"

"I'm hitting you." Yan Huan raised the stick in her hand and then brought it down, smashing it hard on his forehead again.

A sharp pain shot through him, causing the man to involuntarily bend over, slowly squat down, his face contorted in pain.

It took a while before he cried out in pain.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh—you!!"

"...Liking the little monkey is one thing, but your thoughts on the Nameless Guest, the Starry Sky Train, and the Clockmaker are another matter entirely."

"Even if you haven't been bewitched, there's still something wrong with what's in your head."

After expelling the agent from the dream with intense pain, Yan Huan looked around at the dream architects.

"Stop working, everyone take a break."

“I am a shareholder of Pinocone, and I hereby declare that… the Star of the Event is mine.”

"W-what?!"

Amidst the astonishment of the dream architects and passersby, Yan Huan shouted loudly:

"Spread the word: my coronation ceremony is in three hours, and I'm going to issue new decrees! Any troublemakers who don't attend will be kicked out of the dream world. That's all, meeting adjourned!"

……

"Department store, ninja!"

At the creative gathering's stalls, Luanpo arrived at Banana Blossom's stall and glared angrily, saying:

"I have confirmed with the ninja disciples that these evil puppets all came from your shop."

"Confess immediately! Have you been bewitched by the Evil Ninja, the Monkey King?!"

"Uh, me?" Fu Gui looked completely bewildered and quickly looked at Dan Heng next to Luan Po.

"Brother Danheng, you need to explain to him quickly! I'm just a student working part-time, not some ninja!"

"Let's not talk about that now." Dan Heng pointed to the spectacled monkey at his feet and asked:

"The little monkey you sold us earlier has arrived and is now in my hands. But it keeps running around. Are you sure it's just a toy?"

Luan Po narrowed his eyes, "The evil puppet is like a living thing, it can be said to be the ultimate in ninjutsu and automation."

"No, you rich people are just being unreasonable!" Fugui stomped his feet angrily.

"If it were something really high-end, would I be selling it for such a bargain price? Would I really be selling it to you for a mere five hundred yuan?"

"Stop bothering me, have some compassion for a poor student!"

"Every day, besides teaching, I'm busy selling goods. I haven't slept for three days to process this batch of orders..."

Listening to Fugui's complaints, Danheng's intuition told him that Fugui was fine.

At least mentally, they don't yet have that obsessive love for the sleeping banana monkey.

"Banana banana~"

"Fugui, how can you talk to a customer like that?"

A voice came from behind Danheng and Luanpo. The two turned around and found that it was the Dream Theater Troupe with monkey faces again.

"The Wealth Banana Master?" Fu Gui was somewhat surprised.

The fortune teller fixed his gaze on Fugui and sneered:

"How did I teach you this? Nothing is more important than the customer!"

He then looked at Luanpo and Danheng and smiled:

"Hello, dear classmates..."

Luanpo glanced at the body of the Wealth Banana Master; his lower body was like an insect, much shorter than the previous Dream Weaver Banana Master.

"This evil spirit's body resembles an insect, so it must be a low-level evil spirit."

Wealth Banana Master: "?"

Chapter 1078 People naturally envy the life of the sleeping banana monkey.

"Huh? What did you say? Say 'banana' again?!" The Wealth Banana Master was furious.

"Master Banana, the customer is the most important! The customer is the most important!" Fu Gui hurriedly reminded him.

Wealth Banana Master: "..."

"Ahem... I've lost my composure, students."

"People may have some misunderstandings about Wealth Academy's new products."

He stared at the little monkey at Danheng's feet and explained:

"These little monkey dolls are so lively because they are designed to provide more emotional value to young consumers!"

"Origami University may seem lively on the surface, but many students actually hide loneliness beneath their banana peels... They struggle to adapt to the enthusiastic atmosphere of the sun and find it difficult to integrate into local life in Pinocchio..."

The Wealth Banana Master smiles:

"But the little banana monkey is the best friend!"

"It won't compete with you for grades, it won't try to outdo you, and it won't steal your things. You can trust it completely and don't need to worry about it telling anyone your secrets."

Dan Heng remained skeptical of the fortune teller's explanation.

If the banana instructors at Dream Building Academy had problems, can the banana instructors at Wealth Academy be trusted?

"Oh dear! Look at the time, the Dream Marketing class is about to start."

The Wealth Banana Master warmly invited his students to:

"This is the second lesson in Dream Marketing today. You'll get credits for continuing!"

"The second quarter?" Dan Heng frowned slightly.

"If I skip the second Dream Marketing class, will I lose credits?"

"Don't worry, it won't happen." Feeling the displeased looks from the students around him, Teacher Fortune quickly reassured them.

"The university has revised the rules for the anniversary celebration courses; you won't lose credits if you don't attend!"

"However, the corresponding credits for each class will be reduced, but the anniversary celebration courses will be changed from one class a day to multiple classes a day!"

"Excuse me, everyone. Let's talk about any questions after class."

Seeing that Master Fortune was running towards the teaching building, Fu Gui also instructed Luan Po and Dan Heng:

"Hey everyone, I'm off to class now. If you need anything, just let me know. And please, don't drag Master Banana into this again..."

Seeing that even the wealthy had fled far away, Danheng then suggested to Luanpo:

"Let's follow them and see. Hopefully, Master Fortune won't have any problems."

"Mm." Luanpo nodded.

"Banana..." The little monkey at Danheng's feet lowered its head and made a depressed sound.

……

Scene from a dream marketing class.

A promotional video featuring a little monkey was playing on the screen, while drums pounded wildly around a large speaker.

Looking at the students below who had come just to get credits, Teacher Fortune grabbed the microphone and sang along with the music:

"Eat a banana, then go to sleep, happy and carefree~"

He then asked the students:

"Come on, read the lyrics of this song carefully. Why did the Sleeping Banana Monkey cause a banana craze in Pinocchio?"

"Hey, you expressionless guy, what brings you here? Okay, you're the one, you answer this question!"

"..."

Dan Heng stepped out of the crowd, looked up at the Wealth Banana Master above, and shook his head.

"I do not know."

"I don't know?" This answer displeased the fortune teller.

"Which college are you from?"

“Harmony Academy,” Danheng replied.

"Harmony Academy... Well, these days anyone can become a star."

The teacher, Fortune Banana, looked at the other students with slight disappointment.

"So, are there any students from the Wealth Academy here who can answer this question?"

"Have!"

For the sake of credits, a black man immediately rushed forward and shouted: