Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

Chapter 1073 I really like this monkey

"Dreams are the canvas of the subconscious."

"In dreams, even a banana can contain countless emotions, not to mention the Sleeping Banana Monkey, which carries the love of countless banana fans!"

Listening to Banana Master's explanation, the three train crew members slowly moved their feet and moved to the side of Luan Po, who was hiding at the bottom of the stairs.

When Luanpo saw them coming, he greeted them:

"Yo, crawling ninja, glass ninja, flying dragon ninja."

"Are you here for class too?" Yan Huan asked, squatting down.

"Of course." Luanpo shifted his position, making room for the three of them.

"It seems the ninjas share the same view. This dojo called 'Classroom' is definitely treacherous. Evil spirits also lurk here, so all ninjas must proceed with caution."

Standing in the crowd, Professor Zhu Meng looked at the growing number of students gathering around and nodded, announcing:

"Alright, since some of the weaker students aren't coming, be prepared to lose points! Now, let's begin the banana lesson!"

"and many more!"

Yan Huan raised her hand and voiced her question:

"If someone doesn't attend and doesn't already have any credits, will their credits be negative?"

"Of course." Teacher Banana nodded. "If the credits are deducted to a negative number, they must be increased to a positive number before they can continue to increase."

"Who can blame these little monkeys for not liking to study?"

"But you're a teacher at the Dream Building Academy," Yan Huan asked, puzzled.

"Is this also a course at the Dream Building Academy? If students from the other two academies don't attend, will they also lose credits?"

"Nonsense." Master Jiao glanced at Yan Huan and said disdainfully:

"This is an open class for the entire campus of the Dream Building Academy, part of the school's anniversary celebration, and all students should attend!"

"If you're lazy, you won't get to pick bananas, and you'll naturally lose credits."

“But the teachers at the Harmony Academy are also giving classes right now,” Dan Heng said in a deep voice.

"If they don't go there, they'll still lose two points. If we come to your class, we'll still lose points."

"Of course I know that," Master Banana smiled slightly.

"All three colleges have classes today. If you don't attend any of them, you'll lose a total of six points."

"But if you take any one of these courses, you will only lose four points, and you will receive six credits upon completion!"

"With this addition and subtraction, isn't it equivalent to gaining two credits?!"

"What?! You can do that?!" Yan Huan squinted.

This is clearly forcing students to participate in the school anniversary celebration. If they don't participate at all, they get six points deducted, and they can even get negative points. Who can afford to study like this?

While the claim is that homework and exams have been cancelled, the current system is far more severe than before.

"Alright, ask any questions after class!" Teacher Jiao glared at Yan Huan, then shook her head and rang the school bell.

"Class begins now."

"The lesson is about decorating the campus to make it look like everyone likes it!"

"Here, students, take this."

As if by magic, the teacher pulled out a can of spray paint and tossed it to the student closest to him.

“It’s all there!”

He kept throwing the can until every student who came to the Dream Building Design class had a can of spray paint in their hand.

"The material that constitutes dreams is completely different from reality, and the same applies to dream building. What we have in our hands is meme dye made from memory matter."

"Let's use it to decorate the walls of this school building. The theme is me, and everyone's favorite sleeping banana monkey!"

"So the lesson is about drawing?" March 7th asked, clutching the spray paint.

"No, no, no." Teacher Banana waved her finger. "This student, dream-building and painting are completely different. Let me give you a demonstration, Banana—"

The Dream Builder lifted the spray can and walked towards the wall.

Colorful ink droplets splattered out, flowing, tumbling, and merging on the wall as if they were alive, creating ever-changing images...

Since it was a dream, all I had to do was hold the sprinkler and imagine the pattern I wanted to draw, and I could draw it in an instant.

Unsurprisingly, the "Dream Builder" released a picture of a sleeping banana monkey eating a banana.

He turned around and said with a faint smile:

"Maintain a peaceful mindset, think about what you want to create, and let your emotions resonate with the materials. This will allow your imagination to become the reality of your dreams. This is the essence of Dream Building Banana!"

"I see!" March 7th nodded vigorously. "I understand, let me do the banana... wait, banana?!"

Realizing that his words were starting to sound off, March 7th panicked.

Yan Huan, who was standing to the side, also tilted her head.

"Banana, banana, banana, don't worry!" The Dream Builder's smile widened. "Meme paint can affect the viewer's emotions. It seems this painting has helped this student understand the 'sound of bananas' even better! Very good!"

"Alright, that concludes my demonstration. Now, students, come up and try it out!"

"Then... I'll still have to have the banana!"

Grabbing the spray can, March 7th excitedly stepped forward and started spraying next to the picture of the monkey eating a banana by the Dream Builder.

"Okay, very energetic."

The Dream Builder was very happy to see that the banana tree had already started to bloom on March 7th.

"We should all learn from this student."

"Wait... what are you spewing?"

Before everyone's eyes, the colorful ink dots merged into a Q-version image of March 7th, which was then displayed on the wall.

"It's me!" March 7th turned around, very happy.

"How about it? Isn't it incredibly lifelike?"

"It's outrageous, it's so ugly!!"

Before anyone else could react, the Dream Weaver walked up behind March 7th and angrily berated the design:

"Utterly aesthetically displeasing garbage! How dare they display such things on campus?!"

"10 points! Out of 100, I'd only give you 10 points at most!"

"Huh?!" March 7th's pinkish-blue eyes widened, and she immediately grabbed the spray can, stepping forward defiantly.

"Why should I? I'm naturally beautiful, so pretty!"

"Huh?" The Dream Weaver turned around, as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world:

"My friend, confidence is fine, but blind confidence is wrong!"

"My grading is absolutely correct. If you have any objections, go find the acting principal yourself! The rest of you, continue drawing!"

Danheng grabbed the spray can, pondered for a moment, and then went to the wall to spray paint.

"Good, very good." Looking at the pattern that Danheng presented, the Dream Weaver repeatedly praised it.

A lifelike picture of a little monkey sitting still appeared on the wall.

"This student, you have a real artistic talent, Banana!" Patting Danheng on the shoulder, the Dream Weaver Banana praised him generously.

Could you tell me what you were thinking when you created this masterpiece?

"Because I really like the sleeping banana monkey." Dan Heng said expressionlessly.

"That's fantastic!" Zhu Meng Jiao was beaming with joy. "It's an honor for this university to have such an outstanding student as you."

"I'd give this piece a score of 97!"

"Why should I?" Seeing that Danheng had scored so much higher than him, Sanyueqi stepped forward to argue.

"He just painted an ordinary monkey, and the details in his painting weren't even as difficult as mine. Teacher, look at the individual strands of hair in my painting, they're incredibly sharp!"

"A strand of hair?" The Dream Weaver glanced at March 7.

"It's not even as good as a single leg hair of the Sleeping Banana Monkey!"

Chapter 1074 You actually believed him when he said it was a monkey?

"Next... never mind, just go and draw if there's a spot. The better you draw, the higher your score and the more credits you'll get!"

"Really?"

"Go, go, go!"

The students swarmed forward, filling the area in front of the teaching building's walls. Yan Huan finally managed to squeeze into a spot and stared blankly at the white wall in front of her.

What should I draw?

The thought of the wall soon being painted with her own colors made Yan Huan's hand, which was tightly gripping the Dream Building Paint, tremble with excitement.

"I want to be the coolest one!"

As her first epic masterpiece since entering university, Yan Huan decided to carefully conceive the content of the painting.

He narrowed his eyes, staring intently at the wall, his body motionless.

Three minutes passed, and the student on the left had finished drawing and left.

Ten minutes passed, and the student on the right had finished drawing and left.

Fifteen minutes passed, and all the students on this wall had finished drawing and retreated to the back.

twenty……