Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"It's too damn expensive! This thing doesn't even cost ten yuan in reality, let alone in a dream."

"Come on, hurry up and return this thing, and lend me all the money you get back!"

"???"

After listening to Yan Huan's long explanation, March 7th finally understood what this guy was up to.

"Seriously? You're asking me to borrow money?"

"Aren't you the richest person on the entire train? Where are your credits?"

“It’s all gone.”

Yan Huan shrugged:

"The salary for the martial arts ceremony was directly deposited into Belloberg's account by Yu Kong."

"To be honest, apart from martial arts ceremonies, I haven't taken on any commissions for a long time."

"No, no!" March 7th clutched his wallet tightly.

"You must have earned more than just your salary at the martial arts ceremony. Weren't you selling eggs back then?"

"I've spent it all," Yan Huan said, shrugging.

"Because of me, General Pei has gained a lot of weight and his health has deteriorated significantly."

"Estella bought Pepe a lot of recovery training equipment, food, and medicine..."

"She made me pay for all of this, it was really expensive."

"Now, I really don't have a single hair left on me. Have you ever seen hair? It's gone."

"You deserved it!"

After hearing the cause of the incident, March 7th felt that Yan Huan had only herself to blame.

Peipei was a precious canine carefully raised by Aista. After Yan Huan took her away, she ate junk food and played video games every day. It's no wonder her health deteriorated.

"It's a pity for General Pei; he's back on the space station suffering again."

Yan Huan clenched her fists, gritted her teeth, and tears involuntarily streamed down her face.

"Estella said that we would never see each other again in this lifetime."

“If I go to see her again, she’ll hit me with an Old Beijing Chicken Roll…”

March 7: "..."

What did I say in Chapter 1054?

"Then you've come at a really bad time."

On March 7th, he took out a stack of blue bills and reluctantly handed them to Yan Huan.

"I've almost spent all my money, but I have 500 credits left. Do you want them?"

"five hundred?!"

Yan Huan quickly snatched the five hundred yuan and frowned, saying:

"What can you buy with five hundred dollars? You can't even afford a lollipop at Pinocchio!"

"Then what can be done?"

March 7th said irritably:

"I only have this little bit of money left. It's at least another month before Himeko-neechan gives out her living expenses again."

"Just make do with this five hundred yuan. If you want more, go find Sister Himeko yourself."

"..."

"Five hundred yuan isn't a small amount." Yan Huan put the blue bills into her pocket.

"Even with just two dollars, I can live for a month!"

"Really? Then give me back the four hundred and ninety-eight." March 7th reached out his hand.

"Hey, what's that up ahead?" Ignoring March 7's request, Yan Huan looked ahead.

"Don't change the subject!"

Not far from the two, a strange-looking television-shaped figure was waving at them.

Unlike before, the screen on the TV now showed a monkey's head, grinning mischievously.

Yan Huan's face immediately fell when she saw the monkey.

"Why is it monkeys again... Wait, isn't this the Dream Interruption Troupe? I've got nothing better to do, watch me subdue it and take it to collect the reward!"

Yan Huan took off her leather shoes and held them in her hand, then hopped and skipped towards the person in the television.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?!"

Seeing this, he rushed over, and the person with the TV quickly retreated, putting his hands in front of him to block.

"Put your shoes on quickly, inappropriate attire will result in points being deducted!"

"Deduct points? Who dares to do that!"

Yan Huan jumped in front of the man with the red TV, grabbed her shoe, and was about to hit him.

"The Dream Troupe appeared on campus, and as a brave and capable model student, you should get extra points for subduing them!"

"What Dream Troupe? I'm just a banana assistant in charge of welcoming new students!!"

The person watching TV pointed to their work ID at the bottom of the screen and explained:

"Hey classmate, did you see that? Put your shoes on properly!"

"Welcome the new students with bananas?"

Seeing that the television set showed no intention of attacking, Yan Huan silently lowered her hand from her leather shoes and asked in confusion:

"You didn't even greet me? What kind of welcome is this?"

"Isn't this welcoming them?"

The person watching TV gave a sullen smile.

"Let me reintroduce myself, I'm Assistant Banana 416, in charge of welcoming new students!"

"You're a teaching assistant, aren't you?" Yan Huan tried to correct.

"You don't understand, classmate, this is banana language!" Helper Banana 416 explained:

"Now all the students love sleeping on the banana monkey, so we faculty and staff have done our homework and specially changed the banana shape!"

"Look at Yan, even the faculty and staff have changed their uniforms because of Sleeping Banana Monkey's popularity," March 7th said smugly, arms crossed.

"I knew this thing would be super popular!"

"Tch, forget it."

Yan Huan disdainfully put on her leather shoes and patted her white suit.

"If something illogical suddenly becomes popular overnight, it must be because someone is buying traffic to drive it!"

"The company behind this Banana Monkey is definitely trying to create a brand to compete with Watch Boy."

"San Mouqi, you are a descendant of watchmakers, how can you side with the rival company?"

“A rival product?” March 7 blinked and looked at Banana416 in front of him.

"Not that much."

"The little banana monkey never said it wanted to replace the clockwork boy; it just suddenly became popular."

"This is called invasive species!"

Yan Huan vividly described the seriousness of the situation, "Look, all the students are buying the Sleeping Banana Monkey doll, so there will definitely be fewer people buying the Clock Boy merchandise!"

"No, as a descendant of a watchmaker, I must do something!"

"Hey, where's the principal's office? Go and announce that the shareholders are here and they're going to clean up the mess on campus!"

"Uh? Classmate, are you delusional or have you gone crazy?" Helper Banana 416 looked worried and quickly grabbed Yan Huan's hand to diagnose her.

"Let me take a look at it for you."

"Oh dear, something's wrong with your body! Especially your brain data; it shows signs of a possible mental disorder! You should go to the hospital to get checked out!"

"Get lost, stop trying to fool me." Yan Huan quickly pried Zhu Jiao's hand away and took two steps back.

"You have a question. Why are the faculty members of Origami University the Dream Theatre?"

"That's something you don't know."

Zhu Jiao 416 explained:

"Most teachers are participating in academic seminars during the school anniversary celebrations, which can last for several weeks. So the principal entrusted the Dream Theatre Company to fill the teaching vacancies!"

Its monkey face displayed a stiff smile.

"Rest assured, the banana teachers have the memories of experienced banana teachers, so their teaching level is absolutely reliable!"

"But there's no rush to study yet. Let's all have a blast at the Rainbow Dream School Anniversary Celebration!"

"Of course." March 7th smiled smugly, "I never intended to study properly."

“Me too.” Yan Huan took out her lunch bowl from her pocket. “Right now, the most urgent thing is how to survive at school on five hundred yuan.”

"Any pheasants around here? Wild boars would be fine too. I'll go get a few for dinner and save on food costs."

"Classmate, have you become this poor?" Zhujiao416 was quite shocked.

"Those who can come to Origami University are either rich kids or powerful people; there are really no ones who can't afford to eat."

"If all else fails, you can contact a Dream Weaver Academy and have them remove your dream's automatic 'hunger' mood, then you won't be hungry anymore!"

"However, banana masters generally don't break the rules of dreams, so you might want to prepare a few more gifts."

"A gift?" Yan Huan narrowed her eyes.