Warhammer: My Biological Father Emperor and My Demigod Brother

Anglong listened blankly, his only focus was on one thing: black bears and white bears alike, as long as they could eat well, they were good bears.

Aaron, however, was even more curious and asked:

“I’ve only ever heard of polar bears, but a black bear with white fur is something I’ve never heard of before.”

It's all white-furred, can it still be called a black bear?

Meanwhile, on a rocky outcrop in the far north of the British Isles, a pony, or what would later be known as a Shetland pony, was standing on the rocks, flanked by a black polar bear and a white black bear emerging from the sea.

Crimson feathers kept appearing beneath the horse's mane, only to vanish again.

“Father, this time, it’s my turn to present the riddle.”

The pony neighed, and the bears roared in response.

(Magnus's note: The appearance of a miniature horse here is not intended to discriminate against dwarfs.)

Chapter 383 The Demented and Foolish Horse (3K)

"Oh dear student, use it sparingly, for we face many constraints in this era."

"It is impossible for your people to replicate the curse on Fenris."

"Even if the entire archipelago is transformed, material forces will restore it and bring it back on track in a few decades. What you're doing is just to annoy your father a little; it has no real meaning."

On the back of the foolish horse, an old wizard appeared, dressed in a blue robe and a blue wizard's hat, leaning on a twisted cane, stroking the horse's fur while comforting and instructing it.

The foolish horse merely groaned a few times, its hooves leaping and pounding, beginning to toss the wizard into the sea.

The wizard then hurriedly said:

"Alright, alright, I've reached an agreement with the Lord of the Skull to redefine the course of fate for those who are angry and have broken free from destiny. That child shouldn't be so happy; he should experience sorrow, pain, and extreme rage, before entering into an endless battle."

The wizard fell into the sea, but there was no other sound, only his words, as if the seawater did not exist for him.

“The stubborn horse is more obstinate than the buffalo. Fine, go ahead. If you’re confident that you can make your father fail even once in the puzzle, we’ll have a chance to put the Butcher’s Nail back in its rightful place.”

The wizard smacked the foolish horse on the rump with his stick, making it wince in pain. The horse then quickly ran ashore from the reef area and, together with the black and white bears, rushed into the forest and disappeared.

Before long, the camp unfolded, as if magical elves in a fairy tale were casting spells, with all sorts of fantastical races spreading out on the land, waiting for the guests to arrive.

The two black and white bears at the front were already moving as if they were walking on the wind, rushing towards the southeast of the island at great speed.

The more realistic these scenes are, the more demons are stuffed into these skins, causing the foolish horse's body to rot and lose its life, becoming like a dead horse. If it were burning with flames, it would be a skin that would cost money to buy in the game later.

Before Tzeentch left this timeline, he was quite satisfied. At least the kid knew how to disguise himself, making people think at first glance that he was on the Hulk's side and had nothing to do with him.

Sigh, I've gone to great lengths for this little pony; I hope he can understand.

Every time something is stirred up on this timeline, it's like forcibly stuffing something that doesn't belong in a container.

It's similar to putting an elephant in a refrigerator, but in the future, He can change the refrigerator and the elephant at will.

In this era, we must abide by more material laws; we either watch the refrigerator burst or kill the elephant and compress it into a high-density can the size of a refrigerator.

Anyway, the question didn't specify that the elephant had to be alive.

Regardless of the answer, all puzzles begin to be misinterpreted from the very question itself.

This is also one of Tzeentch's powers, and hopefully Magnus will understand this soon, otherwise He really needs to consider changing the Primarch.

In the southeastern part of the British Isles, Anda listened carefully to Marum's description and gained a general understanding of the situation.

It was just another batch of gene-edited variants being sent over; thankfully, this time it wasn't some kind of monster that looked unfit to be seen in public.

Instead, they were bears, one with melanism and the other with albinoism. Anda chuckled as he comforted Angron:

"Don't worry, skin diseases generally don't affect eating. We'll handle it properly."

Aaron gnawed on his beef and sighed:

“Father, what Marum means is that we should be vigilant. This island may not be as deserted as you think at this stage of history. There may be many unknown dangers lurking here long ago.”

Anda didn't take it seriously, saying, "So we've just arrived here ahead of time, representing humanity, before these dangers have been erased by time. Relax, there are no native inhabitants here, and the dangers don't affect us. Don't worry about the destruction of an entire city-state like in Athens or Macedonia."

"Come on, open your mouth!"

He took a whole leg of beef off the grill and stuffed it into Aaron's mouth, telling his silly son not to worry about things unnecessarily.

Aaron and Anglon were so shocked that they even began to suspect that their father had been replaced by another soul.

Because he actually shared his food with others!

Anglong jumped up and waved the beef bone he had just finished gnawing on in front of his father:

"Dad, you're acting really strange today. Are you possessed?"

Anda sighed helplessly, wiped his face, grabbed the bone from Angron's hand, and smacked him on the head, cursing:

"What, you'll only get used to me if I don't act like a human being?"

The old father instantly transformed from a temporary but reliable family man into a slovenly old man, his posture becoming slouchy, and he even picked at his teeth with his fingers:

"You guys cook tonight, and remember to clean up the kitchen utensils later. Also, Marum, go and catch those two bears; I want to eat them."

The family beamed with joy. That's more like it. Adachi's serious and composed demeanor just now was truly terrifying.

After the old man shed his disguise, he didn't forget to grumble and curse:

"When we were in populated areas, I could handle any dangers that required my attention. But here, we don't see a soul for miles around. And you come back to bother me every time you encounter some danger? What, are you worried those two bears will eat all the grass off the ground?"

It's upsetting and upsetting. Men sometimes actually enjoy cooking, but unfortunately, their family members are all so suspicious and overly cautious. It's really hateful.

When Marum returned, he was empty-handed, without even a single game.

"I'm sorry, sir, I went back to the place where I first noticed the anomaly, but I didn't see anything. Those strange bears must have been caused by witchcraft, or possess some kind of supernatural power, otherwise they wouldn't have escaped my vigilance range."

Anda was already lying on the sunny slope, basking in the sun, feeling quite pleased with himself, and casually remarked:

"How about we go back to the ray instead of going around Britain, so you won't be so easily startled by everything you see?"

Marum was unwilling to go against the grain, nor did he offer any advice.

They had no real need to explore Britain, so they simply said:

"Very well, sir. If we don't explore these strange phenomena, will they really have no impact on the future people of this land?"

Adachi had explained it countless times, and his tone was getting impatient:

"Damn it, do you know why I won't tell those rebellious kids many things in the future? It's because of you—"

Anda stood up and looked for a stone by the roadside, intending to throw it at Marum:

"They're all deaf! They won't listen to a single word I say! If they all obediently did what I said, what the hell could be wrong!"

Marum had to start dodging and running away, with his master throwing stones at him from behind. He was panting and exhausted after only a few steps.

That's not right. We've been away from Macedonia for so long, how could we still be weak!

After Anda threw the stone and chased Marum away, seeing that no one was bothering him, he finally felt relieved and lay down on the ground to sunbathe.

By evening, since Marum had failed to bring back the bear paws, they could only eat the leftover offal soup from lunch.

After packing up, I took the things to the ray, not leaving anything out of a perverse sense of humor that future archaeologists could easily date.

But Aaron guessed that, according to the habits of his old father and the immortal uncles, there were probably a lot of random things in other places, and he hoped that future archaeologists wouldn't mind.

The group, along with a donkey, boarded the boat, gradually moved away from the coast, sank into the water, and continued northward along the strait.

On land, in the grove of trees where Lao Wu had previously felt uneasy, the Foolish Horse, its body rotting, covered in rotten flesh, its wounds revealing the stark white bones, had been standing there for a long time. A hint of doubt appeared in its decaying eyes, surrounded by mosquitoes.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

They have already attracted the attention of that Space Marine, so why doesn't that family come to explore?

The foolish horse turned around and found that a small village had been built inside the forest.

Halflings and humans, born from Tzeentch's divine power, live there, awaiting to present riddles to the Lord of Mankind.

However, for some reason, the Lord of Mankind did not, as he had done before along the Mediterranean coast, step in every cesspool he saw.

Rather, they had no intention of coming over at all; by this time, they had already crossed their latitude and were heading further north.

Yu Ma was very dissatisfied. Why was that?

This is another manifestation of how plans can't keep up with changes.

No, retreat! Move the east and west towards the north. They need to come ashore to rest every day. As long as we go there from time to time to attract their attention, we can definitely lure them into the puzzle!

Just as the Four Gods were helpless against the Black King, the Black King was also unable to break the rules within the Four Gods' domain.

Once they enter a puzzle, they must try to think and solve it.

Even one mistake can open up a chance—

Unlike Tzeentch, who was thinking of getting Khorne back from the bottom, Magnus just wanted to see his father's supposedly perfect plan fail.

Ugly Phoenix defined for herself what kind of perfection she wanted to pursue.

As for the foolish horse, perhaps because of its incomplete soul, it remains trapped between right and wrong.

The foolish horse must prove once again that the father is not omnipotent and is not right.

Alas, it is lamentable that the foolish horse still does not understand that once one belongs to chaos, right and wrong no longer matter.

The change itself is enough.

But every time Tzeentch tries to tell Magnus not to be so stubborn, he is misunderstood.

It's as if He didn't need to put in so much effort to deceive Magnus before. On the contrary, after He got him, He discovered that Magnus's inner awkwardness and stubbornness were not easy to deal with.

Now, the child that the weasel didn't raise properly has to be corrected by me.

Even the cunning one is now worried. What if the foolish horse gets carried away and does something big to Him?

Oh well, let the kids have some fun this time.

but--

Tzeentch's gaze lingered on the ray. He couldn't tell whether the Cursed One had foolishly avoided danger, or whether He had sensed something and didn't want the Messiah to come into contact with the Primarch of Chaos.

Chapter 384 The Brute Can Overcome the Wise (3K)

The ray took three days to sail across the British Channel, resting and cooking on shore each day. Every time, Marum would discover those strange creatures.