Warhammer: My Biological Father Emperor and My Demigod Brother

Actually, he still really wanted to take action, to openly and legitimately harm the master, and he even had a legitimate reason to do so.

If the world were to be destroyed as a result, and the Lord of Humanity were to develop a profound misunderstanding of the Ultra Warriors, then the loss would outweigh the gain.

Then we'll just have to let the master continue to enjoy the treatment afforded to him by the sea god.

At this moment, Anda, who was stuck in the fish's neck, blocked the gap by directly reaching into the fish's jawbone and forcefully acting as if he were a maggot emerging from filth.

Sigh, where am I? There's not a single clue, not even the slightest hint of time travel.

Anda's plan failed. He was not a human emperor, and the methods he adopted based on his own experience were not always effective.

In fact, even human emperors were like this.

So, he got to experience what felt like being flushed down a toilet for almost half an hour for nothing.

"You don't taste good at all."

Anda took a bite of the strange fish's flesh and almost spat it out.

He must immediately issue an order, or even imprint a thought imprint on humanity, that all products of future genetic experiments must taste delicious!

If you can't even satisfy your basic needs, then why design these ugly things? They're disgusting to look at!

He finally understood. The time distortion created by Tzeentch, combined with Nurgle's biomedical techniques, resulted in no chaotic power whatsoever, thus eliminating the need for warp restrictions, all to annoy him.

Have the Lord of Change and the Lord of Eternity joined forces?

Will we see the Lord of Pleasure sitting in the Lord of Skulls' lap in the next moment?

The monster, in pain, rolled over, its body appearing and disappearing on the water's surface, occasionally creating huge waves that drew gasps from the crowd.

Once they were out of danger, the cheers even had a hint of spectatorship.

Someone with sharp eyes noticed that the first person eaten by the monster was still alive, and saw an arm stubbornly reaching out!

I've heard that many large animals have very small swallowing cavities, so that poor thing didn't swallow.

Some kind-hearted people helped search for fishing rods, harpoons, or anything else that could be thrown into the water, since the person was still alive and had to be rescued.

Aaron wanted to shout that the old man was really not worth worrying about and should be left to his own devices.

"Aaron! Aaron! I'm coming!"

Lesare, the unfortunate one or the lucky one whose mother was torn apart by Aaron's father, still doesn't know where his mother went.

However, my uncle has recently gone mad and is suffering from a serious illness. It seems hopeless, and he will die in a few days.

As a result, he himself is now the sole legal heir to the property of both his own family and his mother's family.

Alas, Lessaré thought that his mother had finally resorted to poison, determined to secure a family business for her youngest son.

However, because he had murdered his relatives and would be punished by the gods, he deliberately disappeared.

If Anda knew, he would think that this little brat has a really good ability to make connections.

"The person who was swallowed by the monster seems to be your father. Alas, these monsters must be creations of the angry sea god Poseidon. And the fact that your father could be swallowed shows that there is no divine power involved."

"So please don't say things like 'you are the son of the God-King' in public anymore, or people will laugh at you."

Lessaré felt obligated to remind his junior brother to be careful with his words and actions. The miracles of the Temple of the Sun were now evident to all; if the Sun God was so powerful, what about the King of Gods?

If Aaron were to utter these nonsensical words and be discovered by Zeus's priests, or even by Zeus himself, Aaron would certainly be in grave danger, given Zeus's character in mythology.

At that moment, a jumble of shouts, like the cries of wild men, came from the water.

The crowd cheered, and sure enough, they saw Anda pull his complete upper body out of the monster's belly using the only hand that had been outstretched earlier.

His lungs must be made of iron. That monster was so terrifying that even an ordinary person would suffocate if they were entangled by a python, but Anda was still able to scream.

It seems that even if his ribs were completely broken, he wouldn't have to worry about breathing problems.

Anda finally had a lot of room to move around, tearing at things at will, and biting at any piece of monster flesh he saw, wishing he could tear it off and swallow it whole.

Alright, alright, you want to eat your God King grandpa, huh? Fine, I'll eat you instead!

I believe in human appetite; even if it's a monster, I'll eat it for you!

The monster was in pain, and its ugly body was exposed above the water for longer periods, allowing people to see its full appearance.

The scene resembles a water show where zombies ride on the backs of dolphins emerging from your backyard pond.

However, every time the monster popped its head out of the water with its mouth open, like a patient struggling to cough up phlegm stuck in its throat, it truly regretted eating the wrong person.

Anda would then smugly waddle into the monster's gaping maw, waving to the people watching him from the shore.

Even if his charm is temporarily hidden, he can still gain everyone's attention through his own efforts!

He had a lot of water in his ears and couldn't hear the cheers outside, which were actually expressions of worry and vigilance, as well as the foul language used to call him an idiot.

Because he had several chances to be spat out by the monster, but he didn't come out because he liked the feeling of being noticed by people for his "beast and savage" performance.

They even had to bite the strange fish's tongue firmly with their mouths to free their hands and wave them wildly at the shore.

Aaron scratched his head, wondering what was wrong with the old man.

Because of Adachi's recklessness, people's views on monsters have changed.

Could it be that this monster is just a facade, completely harmless?

If a middle-aged man could crawl out while the monster was still alive, wouldn't all those strong young men on the shore be able to tear the monster apart with their bare hands?

The crowd began to laugh, even shouting for Anda in the fish's mouth to perform some strange actions. They clapped and shouted, as if the encouragement was like a wave.

Anda was quite pleased with this, but he didn't realize that sometimes what attracts attention isn't necessarily being awesome, but being stupid.

Aaron, standing by the bridge, simply handed the waving banner to Lessaré, allowing him to continue leading the crowd toward a safer location.

He then gathered his wrists and trouser legs together, tied them in a knot, grabbed a harpoon from the side, and was about to jump into the water.

Lesare exclaimed, "Aaron, are you crazy? The water is so dangerous right now. Even if we're trying to save your father, you can't risk it all by yourself. I can unload the family caravan's ship and bring a few guards and the temple priests with me to drive away the monster. That way, we'll be much more likely to succeed!"

Aaron shook his head and said:

“It would be embarrassing for my father. It’s better if I bring him back myself. If he finds out that so many people are laughing at him, he’ll be furious.”

After saying that, he straightened his steps, stretched his wrists and ankles, and with a graceful leap into the water, he only made a small splash before his body was already submerged in the river, like a white streak in the waves, swimming towards his old father.

Marum sank into the water, closely following Aaron below.

His powered armor's audio output was largely unaffected by the environment, he said calmly:

“Aaron, should we let the master play a little longer? I think he’s having a lot of fun. If you go and rescue him later, he’ll be ungrateful and scold us for stopping him.”

Aaron found it difficult to answer; he couldn't speak in the water, so he could only make a forward-pointing gesture to indicate that he had to move forward.

He couldn't let this thing continue to embarrass him; many people already knew that this old thing, which acted like a juggling act, was his and Anglon's father.

Angron will be going out to play with other kids in the future. If someone says your dad is an idiot, will you be a little idiot?

How heartbreaking that must be.

Aaron quickly swam to the monster, which was on the verge of death, and became alert and prepared.

The monster was no longer willing to move and floated lazily on the water.

Humans are such an unpalatable species; eating a human would be the death of it.

I might as well just lie down and kill me already.

Poor thing, it has never eaten a human in its entire life!

After showing humanity his heroic figure conquering the monster, and enjoying the thrill of being the center of attention, Adachi was also helpless because the monster was defeated, preventing him from leaving behind more heroic legends.

He thought of himself and Erda, a match made in heaven, yet he had an inexhaustible drive to destroy the world, wishing he could tear the other to shreds.

This fish is so bad! Even Poseidon, the god of the sea, wouldn't give it a good review!

Aaron raised the harpoon, looking helplessly at the old thing trying to scare the monster again, making it bar its teeth and continue to frighten it.

Shout loudly:

"Hey, come out! If you don't come out, you'll be sleeping inside a fish tonight, and you'll never get a hot meal at home again!"

Upon hearing this, Anda reluctantly and slowly pulled his body out of the loose, pitiful fish's esophagus.

There wasn't even a "splat" sound like the airtight seal being broken, indicating that the fish's throat had completely collapsed.

I wonder if any human will ever do something so outrageous to aquatic fish again.

Aaron suddenly had this idea: humans don't embody species diversity, but rather a diversity of idiots.

Wait, why would I make that connection?

Previously, I had only imagined bloody scenes, where intestines and brains spilling out would be normal.

How did it turn into such a terrible thought today!

Could it be that someone actually did this in the future and even told others about it?

Even if you tell others, why did you make that connection?

Anda grabbed the harpoon in his hand, and the swaying sensation woke Aaron.

"Silly boy, don't think you can live for another six hundred years and run around in dangerous places. Hold on tight and don't move around. I'll take you ashore."

Anda grabbed the fishing rod and forcefully lifted Aaron up, slamming him onto the strange fish's back. He then flipped himself onto the fish's back, stepping onto the broad front part of its back. He bent down and patted the strange fish's cheeks, which were now lifeless and devoid of tears.

"Lulu lulu—take us to the shore. You're the only one left, so I won't kill you today. Just help me drive all the fish out of this river. I want everyone around here to be unable to catch a single fish!"

"Remember this in the future: don't eat things that have two arms, two legs, and one head."

Anda conveyed his will truthfully, believing that the fish could understand.

If you don't understand, you'll be in Anglong's pot tonight.

Sure enough, the strange fish began to swim slowly. When it reached a short distance from the shore, it fixed its tail in place, just like when it was hunting, and stretched out its neck, allowing the father and son to come ashore.

The crowd on the shore applauded in unison. Anda waved triumphantly, but his eyes were fixed on the people next to him who were responsible for recording the scores of the contestants.

"Aaron, go and bring that man to me. I tamed such a big fish, shouldn't I be ranked first?"

The new chapter is under review.

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It might be Slaanesh exerting his power, sob sob sob, I wonder if he'll be able to release it.