Normally, parents carry their children on their backs. But in Zhang Chaoqiang's home, this routine seems to have been turned upside down.
Those two days happened to be the end of the month. When the old landlord, pipe in hand, knocked on Zhang Chaoqiang's door to collect rent, he inadvertently saw Shen Qiangwei being carried on Zhang Chaoqiang's back. Her steps were unsteady, her body moving rapidly. Already suffering from presbyopia, he was completely stunned.
"What are you doing?"
he asked.
Zhang Huolong only realized it when he turned around.
He then added, "My son is super strong and can fly; he's practicing with my wife."
The reason Zhang Huolong emphasized practice is that he didn't want the landlord to know it was because his wife was playful.
However, when these ordinary words were pieced together into a sentence, the landlord couldn't understand it at all.
The landlord owned dozens of units, and his network of relationships was extremely complex, ranging from gossipy old women who frequented mahjong parlors to social elites. His knowledge was quickly and distortedly spread.
As the story spread, the content of Zhang Chaoqiang's flight with his parents became increasingly outrageous. The news that neighbors in a small area heard was that Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei were abusing Zhang Chaoqiang.
Originally, this was just a heartwarming little story about a martial arts son doing something behind his parents' backs, but when it got out, it turned into a story about vicious parents punishing their child.
Many people are criticizing Zhang Chaoqiang's parents, saying they are being far too harsh on their son.
And within a single day, some parents turned it into an urban legend, using it to scare disobedient children.
The legend says that if a child misbehaves, he will be haunted by a ghost father and mother who will press down on the child's back until it bends like a stalk of rice to punish the child for being disobedient and naughty.
When this urban legend, based on the Zhang Chaoqiang family, finally reached Zhang Chaoqiang's ears through Tan Yue's mouth.
Tan Yue: "Zhang Chaoqiang, don't you feel that this urban legend is similar to your behavior? You also often carry your parents on your back..."
He simply nodded to appease Tan Yue's curiosity, thinking to himself that it was impossible.
Many rumors, through the process of being passed down from one source to another, have become completely different stories from the original ones.
at the same time.
Two investigators dressed as fortune tellers knocked on the glass door of Weilong Tattoo Shop, attempting to wake Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei, who were fast asleep inside.
They were holding a mast with a banner at the top that read "fortune telling".
The words "marriage and fortune" were written in small characters, but were actually written in large characters under the words "fortune telling".
Zhang Huolong frowned, seeing their entourage, and thought they were probably swindlers from somewhere again. Lately, there had been a lot of swindlers in Ping Shui Street. Well, not exactly swindlers, but more like those charlatan charlatans who swindle people.
They didn't come out; they just waved to the Taoist priest outside the door and shouted, "We have no money!" Then they hugged Shen Qiangwei again and continued their afternoon nap on the sofa in the living room of the tattoo shop.
However, after these charlatans said, "No money required, guaranteed to have a child," they immediately invited him in.
Finally, they received two sets of undergarments from the master.
One male and one female.
The last hair of the deer naturally rests on it.
The investigator, posing as a master, advised: "If you want to have a second child, you must wear this during sexual intercourse. You must not let anyone other than yourself or any animal wear it, especially your dog!"
Shen Qiangwei found the last sentence somewhat inexplicable, but she still thanked her repeatedly.
Furthermore, the wasp and the egret told Zhang Chaoqiang about the incident and the whole story.
Upon being inexplicably informed of this, Zhang Chaoqiang recalled the story of the tiger having a son late in life.
Chapter 109 The Seeking Knowledge
"This is the last one."
"Our investigators, disguised as masters, have instructed that this garment must be worn during private matters for it to be effective."
Comrade Zhang Chaoqiang, please trouble you to keep a close watch on and supervise your father and mother.
"I have no way to supervise."
Zhang Chaoqiang pretended to be a little at a loss and scratched his head as he spoke.
However, Lu Shu's abilities are truly bizarre, and the Investigation Bureau's actions are even more bizarre.
I came over just because my parents were having a second child.
This is an attempt to cultivate Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong as geniuses, and they even require them to wear "sexy" clothing for private matters.
It has to be said that this really opened his mind.
The previous duck had already demonstrated amazing mechanical abilities, and this thing's abilities have further broadened my worldview.
This world of strange beasts, which ordinary people can touch but understand and know nothing about, is truly troublesome…
"..." Bai Lu and Huang Feng were speechless. It was true, how could a child possibly supervise their parents' actions...
"Then you can help your uncle keep an eye on them and prevent them from putting their underwear on your dog, or on other people, uh, even on you, okay?"
"..." Zhang Chaoqiang was speechless once again. He could understand the words in the second half of the sentence individually, but when put together, it sounded so strange.
Do they think Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei are idiots?
Still in his adolescence, no matter how well he controlled himself, he couldn't contain the explosive force of those words. Therefore, Zhang Chaoqiang's expression betrayed his true feelings.
Therefore, the two investigators informed Zhang Chaoqiang about the pregnancy of the dog.
The whole affair piqued Zhang Chaoqiang's interest, and the three of them sat down at a milk tea shop that evening.
We ordered a few cups of milk tea and then discussed it together. Speaking of which, Bai Lu and Huang Feng hadn't had it for a while, probably decades, so it was a good opportunity to reminisce.
When ordering, Zhang Chaoqiang even asked the owner if Zhang Huolong and Shen Qiangwei had secretly come to buy milk tea in the past two days. Only after receiving the answer that no, did he take a satisfied sip of pure milk.
"Is milk tea this sweet now? I can't really get used to it. I remember milk tea used to be slightly salty, hmm..." Huang Feng sighed, glanced at Bai Lu, the short and fat guy sitting next to him who was engrossed in it, tried to suck on it again, and finally shook his head.
"No, it's too sweet..."
The reason was that Zhang Chaoqiang had ordered a full candy for Huang Feng, but after hearing that Huang Feng wasn't too satisfied, he realized that he had a stereotype about him.
"After our investigation, we found that your dog is pregnant, and it's most likely due to that hair..." Bai Lu explained the whole story of the dog in detail.
"But a langgou is a dog, and it can naturally reproduce. How can Uncle Huang Feng think it's due to the hair? Logically speaking, my parents are the people who come into contact with clothes containing hair the most, so why didn't they get infected...?"
Instead, the dog that only wore a wig once won the lottery? And according to you, the dog wasn't wearing a wig, meaning the pubic hair was on its body when they mated.
Zhang Chaoqiang raised his own questions.
This is a very common and reasonable question. When people are deeply involved in a problem, they will unconsciously lose their way. As an observer, one can see the problem more clearly.
In short, solving problems is difficult, but identifying problems is easy.
Bai Lu and the other investigators had certainly considered this, but there were no other possibilities.
Late at night, after Shen Qiangwei and Zhang Huolong had fallen asleep after their battle, Zhang Chaoqiang secretly took out the set of clothes he had worn earlier.
Huang Feng had originally suggested bringing out the new underwear as well, but Zhang Chaoqiang told him that it was being worn by his parents and couldn't be taken out, so they had to give up on that idea for the time being.
In the dead of night, a few people set up a stone bench with decent lighting in a nearby riverside park and began to investigate.
The investigation process was not rigorous. The hairs of the deer are so fine that even Bai Lu and Huang Feng, who can observe the disgusting patterns on a fly, might not be able to find the deer's hairs accurately among countless cotton hairs in an instant.
Furthermore, when the deer's fur leaves its body, it loses all spiritual power and only retains that mechanical ability.
We can only use the most conventional method: visual inspection.
They need time.
After a long while, the two shook their heads.
"It's gone, those hairs are gone."
"Will the hair disappear after it takes effect?"
"No, the hair will not disappear when the ability is manifested."
"How can you two be so sure that the original hair had its effect before you applied it to the clothes?"
Huang Feng said seriously, "Because when we were besieging Lu Shu, his hair spontaneously combusted. We collected the few remaining hairs, but before they could be used, we sealed them in a reusable bottle."
"I see." Zhang Chaoqiang nodded.
The hair, woven using advanced nanotechnology, shouldn't fall out so easily, yet now not a single strand is to be found…
Huang Feng and Bai Lu both felt extremely frustrated.
"So, you didn't find any hair on the hamsters?"
"Yes, no."
Zhang Chaoqiang asked again, "Are you sure the hair was still on the clothes when you gave them to my parents?"
Huang Feng glanced at Zhang Chaoqiang, inwardly admiring Zhang Chaoqiang's meticulous thinking at such a young age, and then explained: "The box containing the clothes is made of the same raw materials as the reusable bottle."
It uses special spiritual titanium to seal spiritual power, and its hardness is such that even an impact of 5000P cannot penetrate it.
Aside from its special abilities, the deer's fur is just ordinary fur, nothing special. After it was successfully woven by the machine, it has been stored in the clothing box and the investigators have never taken it out.
And we would check the transparent paper on the box to make sure no hair was missing before giving it to your parents. How could it possibly have escaped?
In other words, the deer's fur still existed before the clothes were given to its parents.
Therefore, the period during which the hair disappears is roughly within this timeframe.
Regarding the previously mentioned issue of raccoon dogs becoming pregnant, which is related to their fur, the fur does not disappear after the effect is completed.
There was no trace of hair on the betel nut.
Therefore, it is possible that the effect was applied and then moved to other places, or it is possible that the effect was not applied to the dog. Zhang Chaoqiang personally leans more towards the latter.
Because of a recent event, he has become perfectly associated with the topic of hair.
A winged tiger who has a child late in life.
According to the conservation bureau's assessment, they were already dying animals and no longer capable of reproduction.
The assisted mating tests had been merely to verify the hypothesis, but unexpectedly, the last one actually succeeded.
In terms of both probability and credibility, it seems more likely that the dual-wielding of tigers was influenced by the fur of the deer-like creature.
Zhang Chaoqiang basically suspected this, and he also told the two of them about the matter and his own conjecture.
Breeding and raising endangered monsters or doing other shady things is the responsibility of the Monster Protection Bureau, and has little to do with their Central Investigation Bureau. The two departments usually have almost no interaction.
However, there have also been cases of monsters that have exceeded their reproductive age, either due to a final burst of energy or through special methods employed by the protection bureau, ultimately becoming pregnant and successfully giving birth to offspring.
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