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Zhang Shan remained unmoved until Lucoa started biting her handkerchief, and even felt a little amused.

"Heh~" Rolling his eyes, Zhang Shan took out his phone and started watching videos.

"New World Online has surpassed 100 billion users, but there are only tens of billions of people on Earth. Are these extra people people or ghosts?"

"They said they were demons or something, anyway, they didn't seem like locals."

"Not just demons, but also angels, dragons, gods... I have opened the door to a new world. Fellow Daoists, see you at the summit!"

The internet is now full of speculation about gods and demons, even Se Se has become less popular. Zhang Shan was scrolling through videos when he asked Lucoa, "Lucoa, is it possible that other races could come to the human world at any time?"

"Yes, but we can't cause trouble in the human world, or we'll be severely punished."

"Huh? Is someone protecting humanity?"

“Well, you humans also have strong individuals. If anyone acts recklessly here, they will face the revenge of the human race. By the way, the human race is subordinate to the gods, which means that what they will really face is the revenge of the gods.” Lucoa looked at Zhang Shan with great interest, waiting for his reaction.

“A subordinate of the gods…” Zhang Shan nodded casually, not paying any attention to the matter.

The weak rely on the strong; this is an age-old truth.

Just like how Zhang Shan initially relied entirely on Lucoa for his strength.

Seeing that Zhang Shan had no reaction, Lucoa was somewhat disappointed. She had thought that Zhang Shan could lead the human race to carve out a place for themselves among all races, break the existing balance, and bring new life to the world. Now it seemed that Zhang Shan did not have such a thought.

"My master is such a lazy bum~"

Zhang Shan's gaze swept over Lucoa's exaggerated pectoral muscles. Just as he was about to make a move, his phone suddenly rang.

"Shiyu, have a happy holiday!"

On the other side, Shiyu lay on her bed, wearing only a white dress.

"Zhang Shan, what are your plans for today? I'm so bored at home, I want to ask you to hang out!"

"It's okay. You can come find me if you're bored."

"Okay! I'll be right there!" Shi Yu's happy voice came from behind.

After hanging up the phone, Shiyu opened her wardrobe, looked at the outfits inside, and decisively opened a new pack of black stockings first before slowly choosing what to wear today.

Two hours later, Zhang Shan scanned Shi Yu's location with his divine sense and discovered that she had just left the house...

"It seems Shiyu has really put her mind to this today," Zhang Shan said with a smile.

"Oh my god~ I thought you were going to say that Shiyu is too slow~" Lucoa looked at Zhang Shan in surprise, not understanding how such words could come out of Zhang Shan's mouth.

Zhang Shan said, "I'm not stupid. Why would I blame a girl who spent two hours getting dressed up just to meet me?"

"Oh, it's a pity Shiyu isn't here, otherwise she would definitely marry you on the spot!" Lucoa teased.

"If only that were true..."

Shi Yu had just stepped out when she received a call from Zhang Shan.

Upon seeing the caller ID, Shi Yu panicked instantly, muttering to herself, "Oh no! It must be because I took too long, and Zhang Shan is getting impatient!"

Thinking about it from another perspective, if someone made her wait for two hours, Shiyu felt she would definitely get angry!

Taking a few deep breaths, Shiyu thought of words of apology in her mind.

"Shiyu, I'll use teleportation magic to bring you here right away, so you don't get too hot on the way!" Zhang Shan's gentle voice came through the phone.

At that moment, Shiyu felt her eyes getting a little wet.

"He didn't blame me; he was even worried that I might get too hot!"

Zhang Shan continued speaking: "I've cast a spell, don't be frightened!"

Shi Yu was about to nod when suddenly her vision blurred and Zhang Shan's face appeared before her, along with a very comfortable temperature.

"Ta-da! It arrived in an instant! Surprise! Unexpected!" Zhang Shan laughed.

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Shi Yu's eyes widened in shock: "I didn't feel anything at all! I suddenly found myself here!"

Shi Yu's eyes were full of curiosity, and her face clearly showed that she wanted to learn.

"Want to learn? I'll teach you!"

"Yay!" Shi Yu jumped up and sprayed Zhang Shan with face wash!

At that moment, Shi Yu's heart was about to jump out of her throat. Heaven knows how she came up with such a strategy in that instant!

Zhang Shan put his arm around Shi Yu's waist, and the indescribable fragrance filled his nostrils, causing his brain to short-circuit for a moment.

"Alright, alright, if you keep doing this, I'll be tempted to eat you up!" Zhang Shan put Shi Yu down, smiled, and playfully pinched the tip of her nose, showing his utmost affection.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ What a sweet young couple~" Lucoa said sourly from the side. She had been living with Zhang Shan for so long, and he had never treated her so gently.

Upon hearing Lucoa's voice, Shiyu's face instantly turned red, and she lowered her head to straighten her clothes.

Zhang Shan pulled Shi Yu down to sit, and said with a smile, "You sit down first, I'll go prepare lunch!"

That's what they say, but how could Shiyu really do nothing but put on an apron and help Zhang Shan?

Lucoa, meanwhile, lay comfortably on the sofa, waiting for the two to finish their work.

"After all, I gave my love." Lucoa looked at the two busy in the kitchen, her face showing an indescribable expression.

"We must devour our master as soon as possible. His first time must not be taken by any other woman!"

At this moment, Zhang Shan was unaware that his body had been targeted by an evil dragon. He was busy in the kitchen with a beautiful woman in black stockings, a scene that Zhang Shan had only ever fantasized about.

Not to mention that this beautiful woman just used face wash on herself!

However, halfway through cooking, Shi Yu suddenly asked, "Zhang Shan, shouldn't I be the eldest sister now?"

Chapter 302 Eat it all up, swallow it whole!

“This…” Zhang Shan glanced at Lucoa on the sofa, who was eating potato chips and watching TV, completely ignoring them.

Despite possessing all the qualities of a wife, Lucoa doesn't seem to genuinely want to be the eldest sister.

"Hmm~ Yes! That's right, you're the eldest sister!" Zhang Shan nodded.

"Great!" Shi Yu breathed a sigh of relief. From today onwards, she finally had a legitimate status!

In a good mood, Shiyu even hummed a little tune, and her movements became incredibly smooth.

More than an hour later, as the three of them sat down at the dining table to eat, they saw a figure appear at the door.

The little evil god stood at the door with a dejected look on his face, staring longingly at the people inside the room.

"Little evil god?" Shi Yu looked worried when she saw the other party's pitiful appearance.

"Ignore her," Zhang Shan said calmly. "She went to play pachinko early this morning, and she's probably lost all her money. She's here to freeload off us!"

Upon hearing this, Shi Yu immediately stopped her movement of getting up, not even bothering to glance at the little evil god.

Losing all your money playing BB guns, is that something a normal person would do?

So, the little evil god only saw the three of them happily eating delicious food, while he stood at the door starving.

Finally, the little evil god's patience reached its limit! Like a hungry snake, it pounced on the dining table.

Bang!

The little evil god's body crashed into an invisible barrier, unable to advance even an inch further.

Zhang Shan snapped his fingers, and terrifying lightning erupted from the barrier!

Crackling~

"Ouch~~~"

The little evil god's screams echoed throughout the entire floor.

After finishing, Zhang Shan swept the little evil god into the stairwell and returned to his seat, saying helplessly, "That idiot ruined my good mood!"

"It's alright. After all this time, I've gotten used to the little evil god's personality," Shi Yu said with a smile.

Lucoa cautioned, "Habit is one thing, but that doesn't stop us from disciplining her!"

"Yeah, we've been scolding her all the time, but she still can't get rid of her bad habits. She gambles all the time. If we really let her run wild, she'll definitely get arrested and have her heart and soul ripped out every day."

After a moment of silence, Shi Yu suddenly said, "This seems to be the most suitable profession for the little evil god to make money!"

Zhang Shan and Lucoa nodded in agreement.

"Hey! Don't say such scary things in front of people!" The little evil god, who had recovered, couldn't hold back anymore after hearing the three's conversation!

"Terrifying? You should be thinking about how you're going to survive. You probably don't have a single penny left, do you?" Zhang Shan sneered.

"What does it matter? I can always make do at Medusa's place! Hehehe~"

After making a face at the three of them, the little evil god returned to his suite, rummaged through the refrigerator, and began preparing lunch for himself.

Although Little Evil Goddess is a scumbag, her cooking skills are undeniable. Before long, an enticing aroma wafted from the kitchen.

After finishing his tidying up, Zhang Shan found himself with nothing to do.

The temperature outside was over 40 degrees Celsius, not suitable for going out, so the three of them stayed at home.

Zhang Shan glanced at the two women every now and then. They were watching TV intently, watching that melodramatic soap opera again, which had made them both cry this time.

Zhang Shan rested his head naturally on Shi Yu's black-stockinged thighs, which were soft, smooth, and very comfortable.

Her hands began to wander restlessly up and down, and soon Shi Yu's face turned bright red, and she was panting heavily.

Snapped!

Lucoa slapped Zhang Shan's hand away, switched places with Shi Yu, and advised, "Shi Yu is still young, you mustn't do anything excessive!"

"She's already fifteen..."

"Hmm? Did you say something?" Lucoa narrowed her eyes, her face full of smiles, but the air was filled with murderous intent.

As the only man in the family, Zhang Shan was naturally not intimidated.

Since Utaha has run away, let Lucoa take her place!

With hands outstretched, Zhang Shan sought to explore even deeper realms!

Faced with Zhang Shan's probing, the lady and the mature woman reacted completely differently. Shi Yu didn't dare to move at all, while Lucoa was actively guiding Zhang Shan.

Shi Yu, sitting next to the two, trembled, her ear tips twitched slightly, and her earlobes turned bright red.