The entire Xuanwu Kingdom was shaken. Although Zhang Shan contained the shockwave within the palace, the land was interconnected, and Zhang Shan didn't do much to deal with it. The fact that the terrain remained unchanged after a meteorite hit was all thanks to Zhang Shan.
People nearby heard a loud bang, followed by continuous earthquakes!
Even the neighboring Kingdom of Ster was affected, initially thinking that the Kingdom of Xuanwu was up to something again. However, after checking the satellite, they realized that the other side had suffered a natural disaster and were now gloating.
Chicken Island.
Eleven was puzzled. They had clearly said they were going to take action against Xuanwu Kingdom, but since that day, Zhang Shan had continued to live his daily life without taking any action.
Seeing Zhang Shan slacking off again, Eleven couldn't help but ask, "Master, when do you plan to take action against Xuanwu Kingdom?"
Zhang Shan: O_o
"Don't look at me like that! It was Master who said you wanted revenge, right?" Eleven pouted.
"No, the revenge ended a long time ago." Zhang Shan looked at his apprentice innocently: "You have a smartphone, couldn't you just Google it?"
"Huh?" Seeing that Zhang Shan didn't seem to be joking, Eleven took out his phone and looked at the latest news with some skepticism.
"Strange? Why haven't we heard anything from Xuanwu Kingdom these past two days?" Eleven was puzzled and finally looked at Zhang Shan with a questioning gaze.
"You..." Zhang Shan shook his head, took Eleven's phone, operated it for a moment, and then handed it back to Eleven.
"Investigate now."
A few seconds later.
"Wow~ Wow wow wow~~" Shiyi looked at the news on her phone, then at Zhang Shan, and kept exclaiming in surprise.
Zhang Shan looked smug; the feeling of being worshipped was wonderful.
"Master~ You couldn't have caused that meteorite, could you?" Eleven's big, watery eyes were full of suspicion.
That power was beyond her comprehension; she simply couldn't believe that humans could summon meteorites!
“That’s right! That’s my masterpiece!” Zhang Shan nodded, and then added, “If you also want to be able to summon meteorites, then study the Nine Yin Manual that I gave you carefully. Although it was just a casual creation of mine, it contains countless profound principles.”
Shiyi nodded blankly. Although he still felt it was a bit far-fetched, the news said that the meteorite only damaged the palace and other places were only slightly affected. Compared with the completely destroyed palace, this little bit of damage was negligible.
But that was a meteorite! A meteorite falling from the sky only destroyed the imperial city. Wouldn't anyone suspect something was amiss?
For the next few days, I spent the entire National Day holiday surfing the internet intensively.
While setting up their stall that evening, Eleven suddenly shouted to Zhang Shan, "Master! The rebel army in Xuanwu Kingdom has already clashed with the royal family. The rebels are armed with technological weapons from the Kingdom of Ster. It seems that the Kingdom of Ster is supporting them from behind!"
"Don't get excited, calm down." Zhang Shan reached out and pressed down in the air, showing no surprise at what was happening in Xuanwu Kingdom.
"How can I stay calm! The Xuanwu Kingdom is in the midst of internal strife, Master!" After all, Eleven was still a native of the Xuanwu Kingdom and had feelings for that place.
“What internal strife? If the Xuanwu Kingdom’s royal family had done anything right all these years, they wouldn’t be isolated and overthrown by the whole world today!” Zhang Shan said.
“You know Qingfeng, right? He’s your sister Mei Hua Shisan’s master. He used to be a prince of Qingyun Kingdom, but his whole family was killed by the previous leader of the assassins.”
"You tell me, did that leader have nothing better to do than kill the royal family of Qingyun Kingdom? Wasn't he just paving the way for the royal family of Xuanwu Kingdom?"
"Leaving aside distant examples, just consider how many scientists from the Xuanwu Kingdom have been assassinated by the Ster Kingdom in recent years?"
After hesitating for a moment, Shiyi sighed and said, "Alright, the Xuanwu Kingdom's royal family is indeed disgusting."
“Right! Look, they’ve been quiet for the past two years, and Sterling has even updated its smartphones several times!” Zhang Shan said, shrugging.
"Boss! A plate of stir-fried thin noodles, please!"
"Hey there, another serving of beef offal, extra spicy, please!"
"Good~"
I went to get fried noodles on the 11th, and Wu Liuqi's beef offal was served quickly as well.
After putting down the beef offal, Aqi went to Zhang Shan's side, took out his phone, and asked, "Old Zhang, can you tell me if Miss Mei has feelings for me?"
Zhang Shan glanced at the two's chat messages. Although it was mostly A Qi harassing him, Mei Hua Shisan's replies were not perfunctory, and even her answers were rather stiff.
However, the number of messages from Plum Blossom Thirteen has slowed down considerably in the last two days, as if they are busy with something.
"Could it be that they've been bogged down in the internal conflict within Xuanwu?" Zhang Shan asked uncertainly.
"What?! Isn't Miss Mei in great danger now?" Ah Qi panicked immediately upon hearing this.
"It should be. Mei Hua Thirteen isn't very strong either. Although she learned Qing Feng's ultimate technique, her internal strength and lightness skill haven't reached their peak. If she encounters a large group of people, she will still get entangled," Zhang Shan said.
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and didn't bother to look at the real situation of Plum Blossom Thirteen.
No need.
Ah Qi seemed a little flustered, but said very seriously, "I've decided, I'm going to Xuanwu Kingdom!"
His beloved woman might be in danger, and Ah Qi wanted to go and see what was going on there no matter what.
"Oh, it's perfect timing to convert your room into a toilet," Zhang Shan said casually.
"Hey! Don't be so heartless!"
At the same time, Eleven served the fried noodles to the guests and came to the two of them, saying, "Master, don't you plan to go back to Xuanwu Kingdom for a visit? It's your hometown, after all."
“It’s my hometown, that’s right…” Zhang Shan was somewhat reluctant. He knew that Eleven wanted him to go back to Xuanwu Kingdom.
With his prestige in the Xuanwu Kingdom, countless people would respond to him if he raised his arm and called upon them.
Despite his departure from Xuanwu Kingdom in the past two years, anyone with a bit of influence has been keeping an eye on him.
After all, he killed the assassin leader in front of a group of shadow assassins, so the significance of that achievement is undeniable.
Zhang Shan's eyes lit up, and he thought this seemed pretty good.
Since I'm just idling around anyway, helping Xuanwu Kingdom reform seems like a lot of fun!
Snapped!
Zhang Shan slammed his hand on the table and said, "It's decided! I'm going to cause trouble in Xuanwu Kingdom!"
"Whoosh! Master, you've finally figured it out!" Eleven cheered and spun around in circles.
"Great! Let's go together!" Ah Qi laughed. "I want to find Miss Mei and confess my feelings to her one more time!"
At this moment, the guests who had come to eat devoured their food in a flash. Hearing the conversation between the three, Lanminghua said, "Hey, if you're going to Xuanwu Kingdom, could you take me with you?"
Zhang Shan looked at Hua Zai and asked in confusion, "Are you also going back to Xuanwu Kingdom?"
"Yes, such a big thing happened in Xuanwu Kingdom, I definitely have to go back and see." Hua Zai nodded, saying helplessly, "Really, why did it have to happen at this time? I finally managed to sneak out..."
"Alright, let's go together tomorrow. But you'd better pay for the meal first!"
Lanminghua: Uh...
In the end, Andy Lau left behind a copy of the Nine Yang Divine Skill and the Dugu Nine Swords.
Zhang Shan casually tossed two cultivation manuals to A Qi and said, "While you're in Xuanwu Kingdom, you can practice these two manuals to make up for your lack of proper cultivation techniques."
"Oh, okay." Ah Qi picked up the two books and started flipping through them. Compared to the abstract "Comprehensive Guide to Trendy Hairstyles," these two cultivation manuals were much more formal. They not only contained cultivation formulas but also knowledge of various acupoints on the human body. After learning them, one would be at least half a doctor.
Eleven blinked twice and asked, "Master, are these two manuals real?"
"Well, really."
Stare~~~
The next day, Zhang Shan boarded the plane with Eleven, while A Qi tragically rowed a small wooden boat across a quarter of the planet to Xuanwu Kingdom.
As for Lanminghua, he was given to Aqi by Zhang Shan.
These two individuals, one a top assassin and the other the leader of the Divine Dragon Gang, the largest gang in Xuanwu Kingdom, are not allowed to travel by plane in Ster Kingdom.
As for Zhang Shan and Eleven.
Zhang Shan is a chivalrous knight-errant and wasn't wanted by the other side. As for Eleven, she used to be just a nobody in the Kingdom of Ster, and nobody paid any attention to her.
The two flew to the Kingdom of Ster, where they transferred to a car and arrived at the border of the Kingdom of Xuanwu.
In a print shop on the border of St. Petersburg.
"Yes, yes, yes! Print 20,000 copies of this!"
"Twenty thousand sheets???" The boss looked at Zhang Shan, completely bewildered.
Their Sterling Kingdom's technology is quite advanced, but this is the border! To put it bluntly, this place is the most technologically backward part of Sterling Kingdom, similar to Earth in the 1980s or 90s, or even worse.
You want him to print 20,000 flyers? And you want them now?
The boss squinted at Zhang Shan, thinking he was here to cause trouble.
"Young man, although I am from the Kingdom of Ster, my mother is from the Kingdom of Xuanwu, so I know a little about kung fu!"
"?" Zhang Shan looked at the other person in confusion. Had he done something too outrageous?
“Master, you’ve never been to the border before, so you don’t know what’s going on here,” Eleven whispered to Zhang Shan. “The technology here is far inferior to that of the interior of Ster, so your 20,000 leaflets are a bit excessive.”
"Is that so?" Zhang Shan thought for a moment and said to the boss, "Alright, then give me a hundred catties of white paper."
"Okay, boss!" The boss's expression changed instantly, and he went to prepare the goods with a smile.
Eleven asked, puzzled, "Master, you're not planning to hand-draw the job postings yourself, are you?"
"How could that be! I'll show you one of Master's ultimate techniques in a bit!" Zhang Shan smiled mysteriously. After the print shop owner had prepared the materials, he and Eleven crossed the border and entered the territory of Xuanwu Kingdom.
"Pass!"
Eleven skillfully tossed out two pieces of silver, and the two entered the Xuanwu Kingdom without any hindrance.
There is an inn.
Shiyi stared at Zhang Shan with wide, expectant eyes.
With a thought, Zhang Shan's supercomputer in the dark dimension printed the slogan he had prepared onto a hundred-pound sheet of white paper next to him.
"Alright," Zhang Shan said.
"All done?" Eleven quickly flipped through the stack of white paper, which was indeed covered with promotional slogans.
"Master~~~ I want to learn this!"
Hearing his eldest apprentice's voice, which was so sweet it melted his bones, Zhang Shan laughed and said, "Once you've mastered all kinds of programming, your master will teach you this trick!"
"Yes, Master! You keep your word! No going back on it!" Eleven held up his little finger: "Come on! Pinky promise!"
Perhaps because she has found someone to rely on, during this time, Shiyi's true nature has been fully unleashed, revealing her adorable and sweet personality.
"Okay, okay, pinky promise."
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