Anime Crossover: This Holy Lord Only Wants Friendly Communication

This looks so familiar!

Jackie Chan felt a sudden, ominous premonition.

as predicted!

When Jackie Chan looked closely at the statue, he saw Jade's large face smiling at him from the shadows.

Those big white teeth were even somewhat eye-catching in the darkness.

At this moment, Xiaoyu had one hand behind her back and the other hand waving towards Jackie Chan, as if she was greeting him.

"Xiaoyu?"

"How will you be here?!"

Looking at Xiaoyu in front of him, Jackie Chan's mentality began to crumble.

He had been patiently persuading the girl at the hotel for so long, and she had agreed readily.

The results of it?

As it turned out, she still secretly followed him here!

The key question is, how exactly did she manage to follow me here?

Where did she come in from?!

Jackie Chan looked speechless and puzzled: "The museum is locked down, Jade, how did you get in?!"

He wanted to scold Xiaoyu, but given the current situation, he could only lower his voice and ask her in a low voice.

"Huh?" Xiaoyu looked at her Uncle Long, tilting her head. "Of course I came in via the stairs!"

Xiaoyu looked her Uncle Long up and down and couldn't help but shake her head.

That Uncle Long is so stupid!

How do I get in without using the stairs?

Are you suggesting that some unwanted rag will fall from the sky and crawl down?

"Uncle Long, this museum seems to be completely unguarded. I just randomly picked a passage and walked in down the stairs."

Xiaoyu couldn't help but start speculating about how Jackie Chan invaded the museum. "Uncle Jackie didn't come up the stairs with me, so did you fly over walls and traverse the void to directly infiltrate the museum?"

Jackie Chan stared blankly: "Huh?"

"Fine, I won't say then." Seeing Jackie Chan pretending to be clueless, Xiaoyu's lips curled up even deeper. "But Uncle Jackie, why did you take so long? I've been waiting for you for ages!"

Although it's unclear how Jackie Chan got in, that doesn't diminish Jade's intense interest in this intrusion into the museum.

"Uncle Long, sneaking into the museum at night is so cool! Hey, Uncle Long, how about we give this nighttime museum infiltration operation a name?"

"You're a special forces soldier, codenamed Dragon, and I'm a new recruit from Fobol, codenamed Jade. We're the Jade Dragon Duo!"

"On a dark and stormy night, in order to stop the Mafia's secret operation, the Jade Dragon Duo broke into the museum, determined to steal the talisman right in front of the Mafia organization!"

Jackie Chan remained completely bewildered: "Fobo Le? What's that?"

"Oh dear, it's FBL! Uncle Long, you're so dense!" Xiaoyu looked at him with a hint of disdain. "Uncle Long, you don't even know FBL? Are you really cooperating with the police to fight crime?"

"...?" Jackie Chan realized what he meant, his lips twitching, and he said speechlessly, "Jade! That's the FBI! What's this 'Fobola'?"

"Huh?" Xiaoyu was taken aback when she heard this, but she immediately waved her hand dismissively.

"Oh, never mind all that, just tell me, Uncle Long, isn't it cool?" Jade said to Jackie Chan with a grin.

"How was it? Pretty cool?" Upon hearing Xiaoyu's words, Jackie Chan couldn't help but roll his eyes dramatically.

He then stared at his niece, gritting his teeth in exasperation, and said in a low voice, "Not good at all!"

"This isn't cool! We're committing a crime! If we get caught, they'll really punish me!"

Jackie Chan was truly exasperated by his elusive niece.

Could it be that Xiaoyu was sent by Dad specifically to torment him and make things more difficult for him?

When Jackie Chan was speaking, Jade glanced to the side instantly, seemingly not listening to what he said at all. After he finished speaking, Jade nodded noncommittally.

"Well, that makes sense~"

"What a load of rubbish!"

Jackie Chan sighed speechlessly.

Chapter 29 Wow, Uncle Long, you're a master thief!

"Xiaoyu, this operation was just something I was forced to do to get the talisman before the Black Hand organization could act, to prevent it from falling into the hands of bad guys. It has nothing to do with justice or anything like that, you know?"

"If I had no other choice, I would never have resorted to such a desperate measure!"

"Don't think that what we're doing is right. It's no different from stealing! But after I take the talisman, I'll have Sheriff Black explain the situation to the museum curator."

"Xiaoyu..."

Jackie Chan's rambling has started again.

Xiaoyu stared straight ahead, and after a while, she didn't even blink, clearly having completely blanked out her mind.

The two walked carefully down the corridor.

Only after Jackie Chan finally found the snake charm did he stop his endless nagging.

Jackie Chan stopped in his tracks as he looked at the snake talisman placed on the velvet.

He turned and glanced at his niece, whose expression was blank and whose eyes were lifeless.

He instantly realized that she hadn't been listening to him at all.

Hey!

Jackie Chan shook his head.

"Let's let it go this time; we don't have much time to waste."

"The Black Hand organization might already be here!"

"Since you've come all this way, then do me a favor."

Seeing that Jackie Chan had finally stopped nagging her, Xiaoyu's bright eyes regained their sparkle.

This adjustment to the current state happens almost instantly.

"Don't worry, Uncle Long! With recruit Xiaoyu here, you don't need to worry about anything!"

Jackie Chan: "......"

It's precisely because you're here that I'm most worried!

Taking a deep breath, Jackie Chan led Jade to the display case where the talismans were placed.

Looking at the talisman in the cabinet, Xiaoyu leaned over.

Before she could react, Jackie Chan swiftly and unexpectedly tapped the cabinet filled with intricate parts with his finger.

"boom!"

The crisp sound of fingers striking metal rang out.

Xiaoyu was surprised to find that all the infrared rays that filled the cabinet had miraculously disappeared!

This means that Uncle Long could destroy the entire high-tech system with just one finger, causing the system to malfunction on the spot.

Xiaoyu whispered, "Wow!"

She followed behind Jackie Chan, her eyes filled with admiration, nodding her little head repeatedly.

"As expected of Uncle Long, he's amazing and so cool!"

Xiaoyu then saw Jackie Chan pull out a small plastic bag, inside which was a small statue.

He then placed the transparent square glass cover on top of the display case aside.

The next moment, Jackie Chan swiftly placed the statue inside, while he retrieved the talisman.

It's important to know that this display case not only has infrared sensors, but also a gravity detection device.

Any change in gravity can trigger an alarm.

This is the second layer of protection hidden beneath the infrared beams.

Although Jackie Chan disabled the infrared beam with a single finger, the gravity-sensing device still remained.

This is not a good problem to solve.

So Jackie Chan brought a statue specifically to replace the talisman and replace it.

"Wow! Uncle Long, how did you get that out? I didn't even see it clearly!"

Xiaoyu watched the entire process of her Uncle Long taking out the talisman, her eyes wide open and her mouth agape.

With lightning speed, almost without leaving a trace, the talisman was replaced by a statue!

Xiaoyu felt that, let alone Uncle Long flicking away the infrared beam with a single finger.

Even with the infrared sensor still working, given this hand speed, the infrared sensor probably wouldn't be able to react in time.

With this level of skill, Uncle Jackie could easily become a master thief!

No, Uncle Long is now a master thief!

Xiaoyu was shocked and kept imagining things.

She couldn't help but fantasize that perhaps her Uncle Long was, on the surface, a rigid, stubborn, and old-fashioned archaeologist.

In reality, he is an extremely flamboyant and notorious thief who specializes in stealing precious gems!

"Uncle Long, you're amazing! Are you doing magic? Do you know magic?"

"You're amazing, my foot!" Jackie Chan couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw Xiaoyu's excited expression.

He mimicked his father's usual tapping motion and tapped Xiaoyu on the head.

"Ouch!" Xiaoyu covered her head.

Jackie Chan then placed the square, transparent glass cover back onto the display stand, covering the small statue he had replaced inside.