Anime Crossover: This Holy Lord Only Wants Friendly Communication

Anime Crossover: This Holy Lord Only Wants Friendly Communication

Author: The Drunken Dragon

Summary:

Jiang Shinian descends upon the world of Jackie Chan Adventures.

Become the Stone Sculpture Saint Lord and unlock the friendly communication system across all realms!

[System Main Story]: Based on the Adventure World, traverse countless realms and establish friendly relations with various native inhabitants! And summon them to the Adventure World!

"You want me, a demon, to handle relationships? Looks like the system wants me to become more elegant!"

"But this mission..."

[Task 1]: Throw Ah Fen and his two companions into the cesspool!

[Reward]: Limited Edition Shadow Ninja JK Uniform + 99999 sets!

[Task Two]: Shout out in a sinister voice—Xiaoyu, I need your help in my cultivation!

[Reward]: A straight man's water cup - guaranteed to pour hot water, and drinking it will temporarily ignore any allure.

[Mission 3]: Steal Tomoyo Daidouji's magical space skirt and kiss Sakura Kinomoto.

[Reward]: 1 random Clow Card, plus Clow Reed's Gaze!

[Task 4]: Use a lollipop to trick Ultraman Tiga out of his underwear headgear.

[Reward]: Ultraman Spark Lens - Transform into the Holy Lord of Divine Light!

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Is this an invitation for friendly communication?!

......

Years later.

The old man looked at the ancient demons flying everywhere, Tiga and Belial, Spider-Man and Kamen Rider running around, as well as the indescribable evil god, the Emperor of Warhammer, and the Forbidden Zone Supreme from Shrouding the Heavens...

Shout loudly—

"Oh no! Chenlong, hurry and call the Holy Lord! These righteous alliances and evil factions are about to tear our house down! Dad can't beat them all! We have to use magic to defeat magic!"

Chapter 1 I am the Holy Lord? What kind of bizarre system is this!

"You damned idiots!"

In the penthouse lobby of the Black Hand Building in San Francisco, everything was glittering with gold.

Valon stood in front of a statue, slammed his scepter into the ground, and loudly berated his men.

After shouting, he subtly turned his head slightly to the side.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the statue behind him remained calm, and then he came to his senses again.

"I told you to bring me the shields, but you tell me that the group of men I feed and take care of every day can't even beat an archaeologist, and their shields were stolen?"

Among the people in front of Valon, a thin man in a white suit gave an awkward smile.

He turned to look at his two teammates who were burying their heads in the sand, and found that neither of them was explaining things to him. He almost exploded and kicked one of them hard.

But not speaking out won't do; the boss will definitely give me a good scolding.

Even if his teammates didn't say anything, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain to Valmont himself.

"It's true, that's the truth, but boss, you have to hear what happened. That guy named Jackie Chan is just too amazing..."

"Bullshit! What I saw was that my men, armed with the expensive weapons I bought, couldn't even defeat an unarmed man! He's just a mere archaeologist, and you're saying he's capable?!"

Before Afen spoke, Valon wasn't actually as angry as he appeared.

Upon hearing that his foolish subordinates were trying to deflect blame for his defeat, he felt a surge of anger and frustration.

He slammed his left hand on the solid wood desk beside him, making a loud bang.

"I've practically raised a bunch of good-for-nothings! He didn't even bring a weapon!"

Ah Fen swallowed hard: "Boss, he didn't just not take a weapon, he also took two windshield wipers..."

Valmont: "..."

calm.

Valon.

calm down!

With his left hand gripping the edge of the desk tightly, Valon felt his vision blurring.

He took a few deep breaths, his voice growing even colder.

"True, come out."

As soon as he finished speaking, A-Fen and the others were stunned.

Who? Tru?

Who is this?

Just as they were pondering, a series of heavy footsteps sounded behind them.

"Boom"

"Boom"

"Boom"

The sound stopped behind Ah Fen and the other two, and a shadow covered them.

Without the illumination of the overhead lights, both Rasu and Zhou felt a sense of foreboding.

The next moment, their bodies were suddenly locked tightly by a strong arm.

Ah Fen felt like his poop was about to be squeezed out.

"I...wait, boss, I'm going to die, save me!"

Rasu cried out in a muffled, pitiful voice for help from Valon.

Hearing their loud shouts, Valon insisted that Tru give them a proper welcome before waving his hand and saying, "That's enough, Tru. I want to see my shield. Go and get it!"

“Yes, my master.” Tru knelt on one knee and accepted the order in a deep voice.

As Valon spoke, he would occasionally glance at the coiled dragon statue behind him.

Suddenly, he noticed a crimson light flickering in the statue's originally dim and silent eyes.

The blood-red light was intense and extremely eerie.

The stone, which had been lifeless, now seemed to come alive.

He stiffened, then gave Trudeau another instruction.

"Remember, retrieve the shield as quickly as possible!"

"Yes!"

Tru responded.

"My head hurts so much, where am I...? Where's my 80 million lottery ticket?"

Jiang Shinian awoke from a state of confusion, immediately feeling a splitting headache. However, what he discovered next only made him more panicked.

"What's going on? Where are my hands? Where are my feet?! I can't move at all! What is this reddish layer in front of me??"

At that moment, Jiang Shinian felt as if he had been poured into cement.

Regardless of any part of his body.

Hands, feet, head...

Even the eyes!

He couldn't even blink!

Moreover, it seemed as if a layer of red mist covered his vision, making him extremely uncomfortable and giving rise to a feeling of suffocation.

"Damn it, I can't even fart!" Jiang Shinian thought in fear.

Could it be that even his rear end is blocked?!

Who is it!

He dared to steal my lottery ticket in broad daylight and even turned me into a statue!

"No, no, if that were true, I should have died long ago! And right now, it seems like I don't even need to breathe. Something's not right..."

Jiang forced himself to calm down and discovered that although he couldn't move, he could still see.

This feeling is very strange.

He was completely immobilized, as if he had been cast into a stone statue.

But not only could he "see" with his eyes, his field of vision was also extremely wide, as if he had a ring of eyes on his head. All he could see was blood red, which was painful to look at.

Congratulations, you've been crushed to death.

[The Interdimensional Friendly Exchange System is Now Open]

The system will grant you the opportunity to travel through various worlds, establish friendly relations with characters from other worlds, and summon characters from those worlds to your own.

[Attribute Panel Enabled]

[Personalized Space Now Open]

[You are experiencing a critical event]

[Select Task to Start]

[Mission 1]: Send your shuriken army to help Tru steal the Chicken Talisman!

[Mission Reward]: JK Uniform Set (Shadow Ninja Corps Limited Edition) *Unlimited!

[PS]: For every additional Shadow Ninja you acquire, you'll get an extra JK uniform. How about that? Your ninja army will never have to worry about running out of new clothes again, and you can always get replacements if they get damaged! This mission is pretty good!