Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful scumbag.

"Master Kasuga, did you just exorcise that vengeful spirit?"

Kaito Kasuga said calmly, "I have resolved the resentment in her heart and helped her attain Buddhahood..."

"Hahaha, I knew it! As expected of Master Kasuga!" Hoshino Hideyuki interjected, "Oh right, Master, there's a vengeful spirit behind us. Could you take care of it while you're at it?"

what?

Kasuga Kaito raised his eyebrows.

Wait a minute, I only released one.

He turned his head to take a look.

But then, in the direction of the stairwell, stood a hunched figure.

seem……

She was an old woman with messy white hair and a face full of wrinkles.

The old woman turned her head 360 degrees on the spot, stared at Kasuga Kaito, and said in a hoarse voice:

"Old lady, I'll make you mini hamburgers, and you can give me your Bonana, okay?"

As she spoke, she took a brownish object out of her pocket and gradually approached.

Kasuga Kaito squinted and saw that it was...

shit?!

Chapter 47 A fox that can't scare people isn't a good fox.

This, this is undoubtedly a vengeful spirit!

Moreover, it was a vengeful spirit that was out of its control and was holding a pile of excrement in its hand!

What should I do?

The fake exorcist, Kaito Kasuga, couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eye.

Beside him, Hoshino Hideyuki patted Kudo Nanase, who was starting to get nervous again, and said confidently:

"There's nothing to be afraid of!"

"As you just saw, Master Kasuga is a truly skilled master!"

"If we can deal with a disheveled female vengeful spirit, then dealing with an old woman vengeful spirit won't be a problem either!"

"So what if there's shit? It's just an illusion created by a vengeful spirit. It can only deceive the eyes of us mortals, not Master Kasuga. In his eyes, it's just a lump of air, and he'd eat it on the spot!"

"Isn't that right, Master Kasuga?"

After hearing what the fox said, Kudo Nanase suddenly realized.

This kind of scene is often shown in movies.

Demons and monsters invited people to dinner, but the dishes were full of poisonous insects. Everyone else dared not touch their chopsticks, but the protagonist calmly started eating, which was quite impressive. This was because he saw through the illusion and knew that the food was normal; it was just a magic trick to fool people.

If you replaced poisonous insects with excrement, it would probably be the same!

So she turned her head and looked at Kasuga Kaito with anticipation.

Kasuga Kaito gritted his teeth.

Your mother's head!

I dare not eat shit!

Kiyono, you bastard, what nonsense are you spouting!

That vengeful spirit wasn't under my control!

No, calm down.

When doing live streaming, you can't ruin your public image.

It's just a wild vengeful spirit. I have one too. I'll just let my vengeful spirit destroy her!

While outwardly chanting incantations and making hand seals, Kasuga Kaito secretly summoned three vengeful spirits, including Hashimoto, who then charged at the old woman's vengeful spirit.

Of course, those three vengeful spirits were invisible to Kudo Nanase and the viewers in the live stream.

Just as the old woman was about to be torn apart by her kind, she suddenly raised her arm...

Like a monkey, it threw its poop at us!

The female vengeful spirits' bodies are flimsy and can't withstand this thing!

In an instant, the urge to defecate was imminent!

No, no good!

Seeing this, Kaito Kasuga tried to dodge, but Hoshino Hideyuki and his little henchman suddenly stood behind him and shouted, "Master, we're counting on you!"

Kudo Nanase, who was standing nearby, instinctively followed suit and hid from the other side, saying, "Please, Master Kasuga!"

No, you three, please make way...

Puff!

The pile of poop landed right on Kaito Kasuga's head, turning his original orange hair into a brown highlight.

"what?"

Kudo Nanase blinked: "Master Kasuga, are you alright? Shouldn't this be an illusion?"

"...That's right, this...this is an illusion! It's just air! I'm fine!"

at this point.

With a stiff smile, Kasuga Kaito adopted Hoshino Hideyuki's suggestion.

Or else?

Did he admit during a live stream that he had shit to the top of his head?

Hoshino Hideyuki immediately seized the opportunity: "I told you, the bag will be fine!"

Shut the hell up!

When we get back, I'll torture you to death with my vengeful spirit!

Haruhi Kaito gritted his teeth and looked at the old woman again.

But he found his three vengeful spirits standing there blankly, while the old woman had vanished without a trace.

Dead, or vanished?

in fact……

It's just turned back into fox fur.

Yes, the old woman's true nature is that of the Ming army that owes wages, summoned by Hoshino Hideyuki...

No, I mean, a strongman.

As for why the strongman disappeared instead of fighting the vengeful spirit...

Well, since they haven't received their full pay yet, they're unlikely to win.

But it's okay. Sometimes disappearing on the spot can bring even greater pressure. This is a lesson that Hoshino Hideyuki learned in his previous life after chasing a Guangdong cockroach away next to his toothbrush.

really.

Kasuga Kaito swallowed hard, realizing he couldn't stay in this place any longer.

At least get out of here and wash the shit off your head! It stinks!

"Ahem, Miss Kudo, although I have already dealt with two vengeful spirits, I must say that the concentration of resentment in this building still exceeds my expectations. Let's retreat first and make more preparations."

"Ah? Ah..."

Kudo Nanase was a little surprised.

Logically speaking, the live stream had just reached its climax, so it shouldn't have ended there.

However, since the capable Master Kasuga has said so, she has no objection.

As for Hideyuki Hoshino... well, he had no objections either.

He's just transformed into a national first-class retreat drumming performance artist, right? His college students in his previous life were all extremely good at this.

No problem~

So, despite the stench emanating from above, Kasuga Kaito led a man, a fox, and a strongman downstairs.

After going down one floor...

Hoshino Hideyuki pointed to the sign on the wall and said, "Huh, why is it still the eighth floor?"

Kasuga Kaito and Kudo Nanase turned around and saw that, indeed, the sign still said the eighth floor!

what happened?

They went down another floor while still puzzled.

The building number is still 8!

"We're trapped!"

The experienced Kudo Nanase immediately realized what had happened and looked to Kasuga Kaito for help.

The latter was sweating profusely.

He doesn't know what happened either!

The vengeful spirit he controlled didn't notice anything unusual!

Finally, Hideyuki Hoshino gave a slight smirk.

There's no such thing as being trapped in a maze.

He simply had his guards secretly change the signboard.

The abandoned building, which had been destroyed by fire, had similar entrances on each floor. With a little tidying up, it was impossible to tell them apart in the pitch-black night.

Based on this, he could then give a slight verbal hint, and the other two would believe they were truly trapped.