Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful scumbag.
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The Master of Ruyi Pavilion was very satisfied with everyone's performance and nodded, saying, "I came here this time to trick the shikigami Tanlang away, but unfortunately the plan didn't go smoothly..."
"But it doesn't matter. Even if we can't get the Greedy Wolf, getting the younger generation of the Heavenly Child family isn't a loss~"
"Perfect timing. My gambling den has been lacking enough high-quality gamblers lately, and the atmosphere has become unpleasant."
"So, everyone, next, I'd like to invite you all to come into the Cloud Sea Casino and have a couple of rounds with us to boost the casino's popularity!"
The faces of the Tiantong family members grew even paler, and some even revealed a hint of despair in their eyes.
What does it mean to play a couple of rounds?
Is Yunhai Casino a place where normal people can gamble freely? It's a den of demons! I'm afraid that once they go in, they'll lose their bodies and souls!
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over...
"Hey, hey."
Just when the Tendo family was almost in despair, Hoshino Hideyuki stood up, stretched, and said to Ruyifangzhu, "I say, you dice-headed fool, how can you attract customers like this? It's too crude."
Hearing the fox's flippant words, the members of the Tiantong family were startled once again.
The owner of Ruyi Workshop clasped his hands together and smiled:
"So you're the Smiling Fox? I've been wanting to meet you for ages!"
Chapter 225 Anyone who tries to kill the fox will be killed by the fox!
Hoshino Hideyuki glanced at Tendo Asuka, who was still unconscious on the ground, and cupped his hands in a gesture of respect, saying, "It is truly an honor for me to be remembered by you, Dice-Head."
The people around, including Tendo Mizuki, were dumbfounded once again.
Isn't that fox Asuka's shikigami?
What the heck is a smiling fox?
Good heavens! It turns out that not only has the well-known old fellow Ruyi Fangzhu come, but even the currently popular Smiling Fox has come!
Two famous demons, one old and one new, serving them together—what a blessing… Waaah, whoever wants to enjoy this can take my place, okay?
"Hahaha!"
The owner of Ruyi Workshop laughed loudly: "You really don't speak politely, but it's good, that's more like you."
Hideyuki Hoshino curled his lip.
What a joke! How could I possibly be unlike myself?
"Since you, Smiling Fox, have stepped forward, I'll give you face and not take the Tian Tong family members to the gambling den for now." The Ruyi Pavilion Master changed the subject: "Let's talk first. If we settle things, I don't care if I break their legs and leave them here."
Hideyuki Hoshino asked, "How do I know when we've had a good chat?"
"If you vote for me in the end, then the conversation is considered successful; otherwise, it's considered a failure."
Hey.
What kind of standard is that?
And even after a good talk, they still break his legs? What kind of nonsense is this...?
Hoshino Hideyuki rolled his eyes: "Then I think the outcome is uncertain."
"Don't rush, let me hear what I have to say first." The owner of Ruyi Workshop became more patient at this moment: "I have seen your videos and heard about your deeds from some channels."
"You little fox, you're the type who gets pleasure from deception, aren't you?"
"What a coincidence, our gambling den is the same way~"
"Cheating, psychological warfare, hints, temptations, and deception, then playing the winning card when the opponent thinks they've already won, watching their shocked expression as they declare victory, and plundering everything from them! What a wonderful feeling!"
"You think so too, right? We're a match made in heaven!"
"So why do you want to hang out with these self-proclaimed upright guys? They won't support you! Come to my casino instead, let's make the world go round and take everything these people have!"
"As long as you come, I guarantee you'll immediately become the number two person in the gambling den, and you can have whatever you want! This is my promise as a great demon!"
After Ruyi Fangzhu finished speaking, the dice around his neck began to vibrate violently, clearly indicating his excitement.
Upon hearing this, the expressions of Undying Hara Shuto and Himeno Aoi, who were serving him, were complicated. Undying Hara Shuto looked more like he was envious, jealous and hateful, while Himeno Aoi's expression was a mixture of envy, embarrassment and anticipation.
In general, they are all reincarnations of pie charts.
Meanwhile, the group of Tendo family members on the ground finally realized what was happening and looked at Hoshino Hideyuki with equally complicated expressions.
This smiling fox seems to be on my side, but our relationship seems a bit unstable?
Will he defect?
If they switch sides... ugh, the thought of a rising star among monsters joining forces with a renowned veteran monster is terrifying!
Spicy balls.
But then again, didn't Master Ruyi just say that as long as Smiling Fox defected, they would be released? Even if their legs were broken, they would at least escape death!
Ah, thinking about it that way, it's a bit...
No, this is clearly the difference between dying early and dying while playing around. Besides, you can't really trust either the fox or the Ruyi Fangzhu, can you?
In an instant, the nine waking members of the Tian Tong clan had almost ninety ideas, which couldn't be described even by the concept of a pie chart reincarnation. They could fill more than a dozen slides and give a presentation for half a group meeting.
"Fox, fox..."
Mizuki Tendo, who had exchanged a few words with Hideyuki Hoshino before, opened her mouth slightly, but immediately closed it again.
She doesn't know what to say, nor does she feel she has any right to speak.
So...
In this atmosphere of intense anticipation, Hoshino Hideyuki spoke.
"Even before humans learned to use fire, no, it should be said that even before humans separated from apes and only knew how to throw their feces on tree branches, some animals in nature already knew how to use color and shape to deceive their predators."
"In some extreme cases, a behavioral pattern has evolved where weak males disguise themselves as females and infiltrate the harems of strong males to leave offspring. Tsk tsk."
"So you see, fraud is just a tool. It is rooted in this planet, it is neutral, neither good nor evil. In fact, the history of fraud is much longer than the history of people defining good and evil."
"So just because I like deception doesn't mean I have to associate with certain people or keep my distance from others. I can choose who I want to hang out with."
The fox chuckled, crouched down, and gently touched the head of the unconscious Asuka Tendo, whose drool was practically dripping from her mouth. Then it looked at the other members of the Tendo clan:
"To be honest, it's really funny to fool these self-proclaimed upright people and then watch them get angry and helpless at me."
"But it's different with you, Dice Head."
"I still have some basic values."
"As for you and your men who don't value human life, I'm sorry, we're just not cut out for each other. On the surface, we both seem to enjoy deception, but in reality, we're worlds apart!"
"Come to think of it, Dice Head, this is only the third time I've encountered your gambling den. I already took action the first two times, and you actually expect me to be polite the third time? That's laughable!"
Hoshino Hideyuki shrugged, then stared intently at Ruyifangzhu with undisguised, fiery eyes.
The owner of Ruyi Workshop was silent for a moment, then sighed.
"What a shame..."
"Although it is a piece of uncut jade, since it cannot be used by me, I can only kill it."
At this moment, Himeko Aoi whispered, "Boss, should we not..."
Ruyi Fangzhu glanced at Himeko Aoi: "Aoi, didn't you see his eyes? It's no use now."
"Um……"
Himeko Aoi gave the fox a meaningful look, then turned her head away and said nothing more.
"Hey, you dead dice!"
Tendo Mizuki suddenly spoke up: "Don't think you can manipulate people like that!"
As she spoke, she summoned her shikigami and stood in front of Hoshino Hideyuki.
Seeing her do this, Tomoya Tendou thought she had gone mad.
However, five other Onmyoji from the Tendo family were encouraged by this and also stepped forward. Among them was a guy who usually just followed behind Tendo Tomoya. Although he was trembling, he still stood up and summoned his shikigami.
Their idea is actually very simple.
Even if we can't defeat the great demon, we absolutely cannot stand by and watch the fox die in front of us while fighting the great demon, and remain indifferent! Even if the genius of the Tendo family is temporarily lacking in strength, he cannot stoop to that level!
"Thanks."
Hoshino Hideyuki looked at the group of people who had stood up and nodded sincerely.
Not far away, the owner of Ruyi Workshop shrugged: "If you want to die together, then so be it~"
As soon as he finished speaking, an overwhelming pressure, as if it were a tangible force, almost knocked the Onmyoji who had just stood up to the ground.
Tendo Mizuki thought to herself:
Is this my death day...? What a pity, I was originally planning to collect three hundred shikigami... I was only twelve short...
"Dice head, stop scaring me, let's make a bet."
Just then, Hoshino Hideyuki spoke again. He summoned Kokoro's Moonfire to counter the demonic power of the Ruyi Pavilion Master, and resolutely walked forward step by step, proclaiming in a clear voice:
I bet you won't dare kill me today!
The owner of Ruyi Workshop laughed: "You don't have any capital right now, so what's the point of saying this?"
"Want to see the capital? Here you go~"
Hoshino Hideyuki smiled slightly, released his tail, and then... pulled out a huge treasure the size of a van!
It's the system item—the Compassionate Little Boy! (A one-to-one replica of the atomic bomb used in actual combat for the first time in human history. Although it won't actually explode, it's enough to intimidate any carbon-based life form that sees it for the first time (I love this kind of hot-tempered—passing-by perverted priest)).
The fox, holding a remote control, chanted:
"To prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect world peace, and to uphold evil with love and truth, the adorable and charming doomsday weapon—the merciful little boy—is here!"
"He is the atomic bomb that travels between the past and the future! Mushroom cloud, the mushroom cloud of tomorrow awaits us!"
"Anyone who tries to kill me, I'll blow them up!"
Chapter 226 Fox: Don't worry, warrior, you will live forever in my heart!
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