Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful scumbag.

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the next day.

"If you ask me, the juices of a strong, middle-aged man taste sweeter..."

"Are your taste buds in your anus? It's obviously better for kids..."

Outside the bedroom where Hoshino Hideyuki was, the spider heads that were monitoring him were talking about something quite disgusting.

However, Hideyuki Hoshino didn't seem to care. Instead, he walked closer to the door and started doing push-ups right in front of the spider-heads, pretending to be actively exercising.

The time for the transaction arrived quickly.

"Mr. Sata Kuni, please!"

Hoshino Hideyuki followed a group of rustling spiders to the small square in the south of the village.

The place was about fifty meters square, paved with stone slabs, and had several large notice boards along the edges, covered with faded Showa-era movie posters and headshots of politicians campaigning.

I imagine this place must have been crowded with villagers thirty years ago, right?

But now, only spiders and foxes come here...

"It must be reasonable."

Across the square, Amamiya Yukiho, wagging her eight tails, had been waiting for a long time.

She kicked the person next to her who was tied up and gagged with a sock. The person got up in pain and whimpered at the group of spiders.

Although they were still dozens of meters apart, you could recognize Kitagawa just by looking at his face.

Amamiya Yukiho said, "I have brought your person, but where is my divine transformation?"

Here.

Sumi glanced sideways at Hoshino Hideyuki.

Hoshino Hideyuki immediately took out a small wooden box from his pocket, opened it, and revealed a glittering gold bracelet inside.

This is the molted form of the god within Musashi Village, which houses the power of the Inari god.

Amamiya Yukiho squinted to sense the aura, and after confirming it was correct, she nodded: "Next, you and I will simultaneously deliver the items to the center of the plaza, then each of us will take our own, and from then on, we will have nothing to do with each other, how about that?"

"can."

Sumi Rinko instructed Hoshino Hideyuki to lift the divine shroud, and then said, "I will count to three: three, two, one..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yukiho Amamiya threw the person out, and Satoshi Sasaki and Shizuka Hanazawa rushed forward to catch him.

However, Hoshino Hideyuki secretly hid the bracelet in his sleeve, threw the box away, and then immediately turned around and ran towards the ramen shop he had planned to visit.

Amamiya Yukiho was startled by the empty box, and by the time she realized what was happening, Hoshino Hideyuki had already run out of the plaza.

She shouted angrily, "You've cheated me!"

Then she turned her head and saw that Kitagawa was already surrounded by the spiders and could not be easily taken back, so she went straight to Hoshino Hideyuki—the aura of the divine molt cannot be faked. No matter how the spiders tricked her, as long as she could take back the divine molt, she would win!

And here.

Sumi hurriedly climbed up to check on Kitagawa, but as soon as her tentacles touched Kitagawa's body, Kitagawa's face twitched before her eyes and changed into another appearance...

It was none other than the female manager of the hot spring inn.

Satoshi Satoshi cursed, "Damn it, it was a transformation technique! The Amamiya family tricked us!"

"Ah……"

Sumi chuckled coldly a few times, then looked in the direction of the ramen shop.

"It's okay, I wasn't expecting that guy to do the deal honestly anyway."

"Now, let's see if the trap will work..."

"As long as we kill that fox, Kitagawa will eventually find it..."

With that, she strode forward with her massive body, leading a group of spider heads, and chased after Yukiho Amamiya.

The two groups split into three sections, one after the other, and began running wildly through the streets of Musashi Village.

"Stop right there!"

Amamiya Yukiho flew through the air and caught up with Hoshino Hideyuki in the blink of an eye. With a grab of her right hand, she condensed sunlight into hundreds of sharp arrows, which rained down at bullet-like speed!

Whoosh! Whizzing!

"Well--!"

In an instant, Hoshino Hideyuki was struck by arrows in the shoulder, abdomen, and right leg, bleeding profusely. Yet, he merely frowned slightly and didn't pause for even half a second, as if the injuries and pain didn't exist...

Well……

In reality, it doesn't exist.

It's all fake.

The arrows that Yukiho Amamiya conjured were just illusions. They looked scary, but they had no offensive power at all. On the contrary, they felt warm when they hit the skin, probably with a heat therapy effect.

Not only that, she even incorporated her voice into the illusion, so when the arrows reached Hoshino Hideyuki's ears, they would be accompanied by her gentle laughter:

"Mr. Smiling Fox, how was your stay at the Spider Shrine?"

"Are you getting used to the food? Should I have Kana prepare something you'd like to eat?"

Hoshino Hideyuki's eye twitched, and he responded in a low voice:

"Young lady! We're filming a chase scene! How did you turn it into a classroom note-passing game?!"

Pfft!

Several more arrows lodged in Hoshino Hideyuki's shoulder, accompanied by Amamiya Yukiho's reply: "Passing notes? Hmm, I like that analogy~"

"No, what if the people behind you notice if you do this?"

"Don't worry, they're far away and with the wind at their backs, they won't hear anything... If Mr. Smiling Fox is really afraid of being discovered, why don't you shout a few more times yourself?"

So all the pressure is on me, huh?

Hoshino Hideyuki pursed his lips, but then realized the mother fox's words made some sense, so he raised his voice and shouted:

"Hahaha, is this all you've got, Inari God?"

"I've been used to this little bit of pain ever since I was ten years old, when they were cutting flesh off my body every day!"

"You woman, you're far from being wise enough to stop us from pursuing our great dreams!"

far away.

Unlike their previous dawdling arrival outside the warehouse, this time, the spiders witnessed the chase between Yukiho Amamiya and Hideyuki Hoshino, and were stunned by Hideyuki Hoshino's actions.

How could this man, with so many arrow wounds, still be able to bravely move forward?

And they even dared to mock the gods behind them?

What courage and awareness that is!

He's just like the male protagonist of a shonen manga!

Sumi no Riku said even more bluntly, "Truly worthy of being Ruyi Fangzhu's favorite general, you should all learn from him!"

Upon hearing this, the younger brothers, with tears welling in their eyes, loudly agreed!

Satoshi Satoshi lowered his head in slight shame after hearing this.

Hanazawa Shizuka covered her mouth, feeling a pang of sympathy: being chased by such a terrible attack, he must be in great pain, even though he was smiling on the surface!

"Ah, this feels a little too good..."

Over here, after shouting a few times, Hoshino Hideyuki couldn't help but mutter to himself.

Just now, in order to pretend that she had been provoked by Hoshino Hideyuki, Amamiya Yukiho shot out even more arrows, making it seem like a rainstorm, turning Hoshino Hideyuki into a hedgehog.

To outsiders, this is the ultimate torture.

But on the fox's side, he overheard even more whispers:

"Mr. Smiling Fox, are you tired? Should I slow down a bit?"

"This arrow of mine carries some spiritual energy. Take it; it'll feel very comfortable and help replenish your strength."

"By the way, I don't really like it when you call me 'wife,' but given the circumstances, I'll forgive you this time~"

"How about I shoot your spine with the next arrow? I promise I'll use just the right amount of force, piercing your chest. Consider it a back massage!"

Well, is this how you massage someone's back?

Seriously, this isn't some kind of killing arrow rain...

Although some of the words still sound a bit creepy, it's completely the style of the little girl sitting behind you in your teenage years. You might as well rename it "Flirting and Eye-Raising Massage Arrow"!

pain?

Pain my ass, it's more comfortable than lying in bed!

No, if this continues, he'll be unable to resist showing a satisfied expression and humming softly, and he'll give himself away!

Hoshino Hideyuki grinned, carrying the arrows that could instantly help Zhuge Liang achieve the KPIs set by Zhou Yu, and quickened his pace.

Finally, he saw the dilapidated door of the ramen shop.

To further enhance the performance, he pretended to be exhausted, lunged forward, and then struggled to crawl over, roaring as he went:

"As long as...as long as we get to that place..."

"Don't stop..."

Finally, seeing this, many spiders couldn't help but burst into tears, their noses running and tears streaming down their faces.

Mr. Sada Kuni, you are amazing, you are great, you are a true role model for us!

Woohoo, Mr. Sada Kuni!

however……